#batsy and jokester

[batkidd]

❝Cleaning up after my own guys is a bit tedious . . . and messy. But why should I hire you? I mean . . . l-ook at ya.❞

Besides this kid's tights — what's the deal with everybody being so ob-sessed with Batsy, anyway? — ain't he the bucko 'was talking about Joker-flavored vape pods? Now, that's not something the Clown Prince himself can endorse.

❝Hate ta break it-to-ya, pal: you aren't exactly mem-ber-ship ma-ter-i-al. Irony is . . . that might just be one thing Batsy-Boo and I are in agreement on.❞

"Eheh... hehheh.. ?" Is that really him? The douchebag that keeps cramping Batman's style?! Batkid chuckled to himself both in disbelief and slight nervousness as he studied The Joker.

"Well would'ja look at that! The Jokester himselfs..." Kid was on his guard, naturally, when he was around any of these freaks, he knew they'd always have something up their sleeves.

"I've got hidden talents- you're judgin' me based on my looks and my possible weak social skills but I'm anythin' but incompetent," there was a smirk under his mask- the fabric shifted slightly to indicate this. He kept his distance, despite maintaining a level of confidence. "But even so- I ain't to keen on being your cleanup boy.."

"And keep the Batman's name outta your mouth," he's getting slightly fidgety- "He doesn't like you..." practically huffing out this sentence in a low voice, the animosity was quite obvious. It's a sensitive topic, regarding The Bat himself.