#batsy and jokester

[seosamhh]

Harley Quinn replacement Idea:

it's just some awkward kid named Toby, Toby thinks that the Joker is just his co-worker doing an eleobrate hazing. The joker thinks that Toby is actually as insane as he is.

Joker: Wakie Wakie! toby, I'm going to cut out your spleen! Any last words?"

Toby: "Ha.. Ha. Very funny Man. I get it I'm the new guy. We all like a little bit of uh- hazing, I guess that'z why you uh, blindfolded me and tied me up-".

Joker:" I don't think you do get it man! I'm literally going to cut out your spleen! Why aren't you afraid? You really do find this funny, don't yoh? I Why didn't you just say so Toby!"

Toby: "You know uh, I stopped feeling so scared about situations like this, after uh, I got a anti-anxiety medic-"

Joker: "Alright Toby, a couple ground rules to being a Jokester like me! Number 1! No hands on Batsy, that little freak in the animal suit is mine!

Secondly! You can't kill all the goons! You have to leave a healthy 1/5 dead to alive goons! Just enough to keep them hooked!

Thirdly and this one is important Toby, you gotta have fun! Don't worry you'll be great!"

Toby: "Uh, thank you sir. I appricate you offering me this job and I will work uh, as soon as possible"

BTW Harley Quinn is a very sucessful doctor in this universe and she helps thousands of patients across the world.

[batkidd]

❝Cleaning up after my own guys is a bit tedious . . . and messy. But why should I hire you? I mean . . . l-ook at ya.❞

Besides this kid's tights — what's the deal with everybody being so ob-sessed with Batsy, anyway? — ain't he the bucko 'was talking about Joker-flavored vape pods? Now, that's not something the Clown Prince himself can endorse.

❝Hate ta break it-to-ya, pal: you aren't exactly mem-ber-ship ma-ter-i-al. Irony is . . . that might just be one thing Batsy-Boo and I are in agreement on.❞

"Eheh... hehheh.. ?" Is that really him? The douchebag that keeps cramping Batman's style?! Batkid chuckled to himself both in disbelief and slight nervousness as he studied The Joker.

"Well would'ja look at that! The Jokester himselfs..." Kid was on his guard, naturally, when he was around any of these freaks, he knew they'd always have something up their sleeves.

"I've got hidden talents- you're judgin' me based on my looks and my possible weak social skills but I'm anythin' but incompetent," there was a smirk under his mask- the fabric shifted slightly to indicate this. He kept his distance, despite maintaining a level of confidence. "But even so- I ain't to keen on being your cleanup boy.."

"And keep the Batman's name outta your mouth," he's getting slightly fidgety- "He doesn't like you..." practically huffing out this sentence in a low voice, the animosity was quite obvious. It's a sensitive topic, regarding The Bat himself.