#bart: Every now and then I remember that one universe where we're all animated

[sepia-stained-sunset]

Tim: *texting Kon * Sorry can't help you right now. Getting stabbed for remedial purposes. Will get back to you when the assassins leave.

Bart: *also texting Kon* Sorry can't help you right now my spirit is vaguely omnipresent right now and I think Wally is electrocuting my physical form? Anyway ttyl

Kon: *internally* wtf wtf wtf wtf-

batfam being cryptids: boring, over done, theyre just some people in masks if you shot them theyre done-zo

flash fam being cryptids: new, exiciting, they are intrinsically tied to an eldritch multiversal force that gives them the power to change the very fabric of time *by Accident* and that when not harnessed properly will Kill them and possibly destroy entire universes