#barca drama

[pinkyqil]

Hello can I request a hc of mischievous r and mapi and how they drive each other mad with poor ingrid often caught in the crossfire... Thank you for your fic

Mischievous reader x mapi x Ingrid

MASTERLIST

A/n: You definitely can but instead of headcannos here's a mini blurb cause your request gave me and idea for this I'll definitely do individual hcs for this request hops you enjoyed fic update should come on Monday

Ingrid was often found between you and mapi's problems. when most of the times she wants peace and doesn't even wants to be dragged in your crossfire with mapi every now and then but if she didn't they wouldn't be peace at home and today was one of those day where there's no peace.

"Ingrid mapi just ate my chocolate and won't give me money to buy a new one". You yelled out.

"¿Por qué debería comprarte uno nuevo cuando bebiste el último trago de mi café favorito?". She said.

"I didn't drink your nasty coffee león".you told her knowing damm well saying her last name would get on her nerves real bad.

"tu cosita a quien le llamas león".She said

"Isn't léon your name or you've went ahead and changed it to engen".You told her making a remarks that you know has definitely been on her mind.

"Entonces estás actuando como una boca inteligente ahora, eh, veamos si te gusta si tienes la boca tapada con cinta adhesiva". She told you as she pounced herself on you taking you down from your spot beside Ingrid.

"Ingrid help me from your crazy girlfriend". You screamed out lound.

"loco eres el loco, ladrón de café". She said

"For the last time I didn't drink your coffee".you spat at her as you flipped her over giving you the opportunity to give mapi a few hits before you both started dragging each other on the floor like mad dogs.

Ingrid could only be flabbergasted on the water you both were acting concerning it wasn't her first time wachting you both act out.

"Definitivamente lo bebiste, ¿de qué otra manera tendrías tanta energía?". She yelled

"I always have energy your just mad that I'm young and pure". You said

"tu pura Chiquita no me hagas llorar ahora". She said as beging to laugh in your face.

"I'm going to kill you".you yelled back at her as you both counting to kick and grab each other.

It took Ingrid a whole hour to have you both sperated and calm.

"Okay both of you clearly need to cool off". She said trying to catch her breath as she continued to speak. "Firstly mapi i drank your coffee not chiqi and tomorrow I'll buy you both your chocolate and coffee so no more fighting in the house especially around bagheera. She said scolding you both.

"Si fuiste tú quien bebió el último trago de café, entonces está bien, puedo conseguirnos un paquete nuevo". Mapi told her girlfriend

"No way but if it was me who drank it you would have tried cutting off my head playing favoritism again". You said turning your back around mapi getting ready to leave there apartment.

"where are you going chiqi I thought you were staying the night and I still have to clean your wound. Ingrid called out

"Well since I'm not welcomed here I decided to go home and I can clean my wounds by myself". You told her before starting your water works.

"No baby your always welcomed to stay and mapi can sleep on the couch and we'll have the bed to ourselves okay". She told you

"If you say so then I'm staying".you told her

"¿Qué hice?".Mapi asked

"María don't start you upset chiqi enough today. Ingrid told her. You find yourself in Ingrid warm embrace as your turned to mapi making funny faces at her.

Translation :

Por qué debería comprarte uno nuevo cuando bebiste el último trago de mi café favorito - Why should I buy you a new one when you drank the last drink of my favorite coffee?

tu cosita a quien le llamas león - you little thing who are you calling león

Entonces estás actuando como una boca inteligente ahora, eh, veamos si te gusta si tienes la boca tapada con cinta adhesiva - So you're acting like a smart mouth now, huh, let's see how you like it if your mouth is taped shut

loco eres el loco, ladrón de café - crazy you are the crazy one, coffee thief

Definitivamente lo bebiste, ¿de qué otra manera tendrías tanta energía? - You definitely drank it, how else would you have so much energy?

tu pura Chiquita no me hagas llorar ahora - You pure? Chiquita, don't make me cry now."

Si fuiste tú quien bebió el último trago de café, entonces está bien, puedo conseguirnos un paquete nuevo - If it was you who drank the last drink of coffee, then it's okay, I can get us a new packet

Qué hice - what did I do

[whoreforbronze]

Keira’s story:

Laura’s story:

keira has that jumper👀🫶🏼🥹 is this a soft launch that will break the internet? YES. yes it is.

[ballsbalb]

barca fans 🤝 hating on our own players until they get injured and see how shit their replacements are (who could have seen this coming)

genuinely though, i’d love to hear one keeper who can accomplish everything ter stegen does in the locker room- a older player who can be a leader in a team of youngsters, whose also young enough to have some years left in him, commanding enough to uphold the standards of the club, cares enough about the club to repeatedly defer his salary to ensure the club can stay afloat, understands the values of the club & the city enough to uphold its values and morals, and has been ridiculously loyal to the club for a decade straight?

it just feels disrespectful, ig. the guy lives and breathes barca, he’s turned down teams like man city, bayern, and PSG, where he would have had guaranteed silverware for years, and he’s been one of the best (if not the best) keeper in barca’s history

[doinggreat]

another day without barca…

[dybalassunshine]

FC Barcelona: Glory Memes

[liverpool-enjoyer]

no barcelona n bayern in the same group for the next ucl,,, i hate it here

[batllethinker]

Alright, what about Ona domming both Lucy and Kei? I feel like I'm seeing a vision here

[malewifemessi]

as a strong supporter of refc barcelona and real vardrid drama this post saddens me😔😔

la liga used to be a real dramatic league!! what happened to us?! how have we let the brits out do us?!

JAJDJSJJDSKSKA I AGREE !!!! make spain messy again 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[pinkyqil]

Can you do one where r’s teammates thinks she’s oblivious to Ingrid “having a crush” on her and making fun of her but turns out they are dating

She's mine already // Ingrid engen x r

Part 2

You and Ingrid had been dating for a while now which none of your teammates knew about. Always thinking how adorable it was whenever you chased around her in partice.

always being there whenever she needed help or assistance. It was very cute to other's who didn't know about your relationship. at the same time a lot of people would think.

you had a crush on her by the way you give her heart eyes whenever she's around or when she's brought up in conversation.

and you'd just end up complimenting her, praising her like she was oxygen you couldn't live without.

Today "your supposed crush on Ingrid was quite noticeable to everyone on the team" the girls thought your crush had you madly obsessed with Ingrid. Only if they knew.

"You know instead of admiring her from a far you should just confess". Lucy told you as her cubby was next to your

"Huh what her you talking about". you asked her a little confused on what she was talking about.

"You're lover girl act is very noticeable". She said

"Mate I'm need you too elaborate cause I treat everyone the same way".

"Guys lover girl over here says that she treats everyone the same". lucy said out loud in the locker rooms.

"No you don't Ingrid over there gets a different treatment from everyone else cause of your crush you got on her". esme the usual quite one said this time as she always observed the way you were with Ingrid.

"True we notice the little notes you pass to her and the snacks you get her after practice and game days". Frido added

"Your crush is very obvious". Patri said around this time.

"Who said I had a crush on her when she's obviously already mine". You spoke out lound revealing your relationship with Ingrid to your teammates.

"Wait what you and Ingrid have been dating all this time". Patri said really loud most of your teammates now had the look of shock around there faces. They mistaken a relationship to a crush.

"Wow that surprising". Some else said

"Yep I always thought you had a crush on her".

"I mean she is my girlfriend so you can count it as a crush too". You said

"You ready to go lovie". you asked Ingrid who was getting really shy around the surrounding conversations.

In the coner of the room there was a jealous mapi léon who also liked Ingrid but hadn't had the chance to ask her out because of you.

"Yeah let's go". she said grabbing your hand

"Bye everyone". You guys greeted out your teammates before leaving.

Safe to say she yours already or so you thought.

© PINKYQIL

A/n: hope you all enjoyed reading this and to the anon who requested I hope it reaches your expectations there's obviously gonna be another part, with a little twit of shenanigans in it so stay tuned and as always feedbacks and fic requests are appreciated have a lovely Sunday 💌

[whoreforbronze]

keira and laura this nye🥲🥹 accepting wonze is over is depressing BUT keira & laura and lucy & ona are so cuteeee!!!!

[rubendiass]

I MISSED A RAMOS OG???

[brazilnt]

Do you think kyky will go to real madrid?

no bc i genuinely don’t think it would be good for him. like their roster’s kinda stacked and kylian would not fit in well. personally think they should go for someone like richarlison and they can just slot him in as a benzema replacement or something. i don’t know the going’s on at madrid bc i really don’t care for it but no bias if i had to choose a team mbappe would thrive at right now it’s barca. if he could help them in this time of need and rebuild them he would solidify his goat status as this age!!!

[dybalassunshine]

Fuck Pee Ess Gee and Laporta, enjoy softie Lionel pics instead.

[hamiltonvi]

lol

[zzzzzluv]

yo what did i miss 😭

[antimnemonic]

also i skipped around a bunch before sitting down to go from The Beginning and Arkanfel hanging around doing normie stuff is killing me. fucking LUCIFER from Da Bible in our house and we’re teaching him to play fighting games