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wonderstrucku · 2 days ago

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how the boxers ask you out on valentine's day! (+ the date after) <3

this is just a little (actually very long) list of headcanons detailing each of the boxers' valentine's days with YOU!!

no cw/tws with this one, just plain wholesomeness :)

also reader is gender neutral/not specified

i apologise if the formatting of this is bad.. i'm really bad at tumblr ;-;

anyways, LET'S BEGIN VV

Glass Joe:

when it comes to romantic endeavours, joe is EXTREMELY nervous

spends a lot of time working up the courage to ask you out and practising what he's going to say and do in the mirror

asks you a lot of questions (or makes his friends ask you questions) about what kinds of gifts you like, what flowers, what foods, etc.

when valentine's day finally comes around, joe shows up at your door with an assortment of gifts based on the information he gathered earlier (said gifts are drenched in sweat because of how nervous he is)

despite practising his words for ages, joe still struggles to ask you out quite a bit

he's terrified that you'll reject him

if you say yes, the biggest, warmest smile spreads over joe's face as he gingerly takes your hand and whisks you away

if you say no, however, joe is utterly heartbroken

he pretends not to care that much but as soon as he gets home, he ugly cries in the shower

his sobs can be heard from paris

for the date, joe either takes you to a café or a restaurant (again based on what you've told him before)

pays the bill (as he should)

at the end of the day, joe takes you for a small walk in the park

he shows you a lovely spot by the lake where you both talk and stargaze for hours (maybe even kiss a little idk)

joe drops you home after

throughout the day, joe is so unbelievably sweet and tender towards you

he compliments you, he opens doors and pulls out chairs for you

he's just too AAAAAHHH <33

Von Kaiser:

von takes pride in being traditional and old school, especially when it comes to romance

starts by sending a few love notes to you, very short and quite blunt at times

although you have no idea who's sending you them until..

on valentine's day, von shows up at your door with a letter and asks you to read it

he uses this letter to ask you out instead of speaking to you directly, as he's afraid his jitters may get the better of him (he doesn't want you to get the ick, even though you would never)

he can't even look at you as you read the note

he almost jumps when you accept

von takes you on a classic fancy restaurant date

at the beginning of the date, von is unusually stiff and doesn’t really talk much (he’s nervous :( ), he just listens to you blather on about whatever you want

however, as the date progresses, von loosens up a little and you both talk for hours

also pays the bill (as he should)

after dinner, von drops you back home

but not before giving you the cutest, fluffiest teddy bear

he says it reminds him of you (AWWWWWW)

Disco Kid:

disco kid is the polar opposite of joe and von, he’s confident and constantly comes up with new ways to impress the person he loves

disco kid doesn’t really do anything before valentine’s day, but on the day itself HOO BOY-

you wake up to the sound of deafeningly loud music playing outside of your window , go outside and see disco kid performing this whole dance routine with a large banner saying ‘WILL U BE MY VALENTINE? <3’ on the floor in front of him

you have no choice but to accept his offer

takes you to the arcade for your date

absolutely DESTROYS you in dance dance revolution

but uses his tickets to get you a giant teddy bear to make up for it

after the arcade, disco kid takes you to a dance club

definitely busts out his best dance moves for you and even teaches you some of them! (although it mostly ends up with both of you falling to the floor laughing)

the two of you literally dance until morning and (accidentally) fall asleep in disco kid’s car in the parking lot when he tries to drive you home

King Hippo:

king hippo is way more casual than one might think, he doesn’t really think valentine’s day is that special as he expresses his love for the people he cares about everyday anyways

he DOES use it as an opportunity to do something extra special for you though

he doesn’t really ask you out per say, he just asks if you’d like him drop by

at the beginning of the day, he delivers a fruit basket to your house

he then comes over and makes you both a nice, large meal

nothing super over the top or flashy but it still makes you feel special and loved and that’s honestly all hippo wants

you spend the rest of the day just talking and watching TV, enjoying each other’s company

Piston Hondo:

like von kaiser, hondo is also more traditional and proper when it comes to love and romance

asks you out a day or two before valentine’s day using a sweet little handmade card

tries to hide his smile when you accept but it’s so big you can’t help but notice it

spends the next few days planning what you’re going to do together

on the actual day, hondo takes you to a new cat cafe on the far side of town where you have lunch and oogle at all of the cats lounging around the place

afterwards, he takes you to his house where he gives you a few gifts and even cooks you some dinner

the gifts aren’t really typical for valentine’s day, they’re mostly old poetry books and random items that made him think of you, but you still absolutely love them

throughout the day, hondo is nothing but polite and doting, he asks you if everything is okay, he holds open doors for you

when he takes you back to your place, you repay his kindness by giving him a little kiss on the cheek and he goes RED

like he could put a tomato to shame with how red he is

he manages to splutter out a small ‘thank you’ and speeds off

Bear Hugger:

bear hugger loves nature, bear hugger also loves you. so naturally, it makes sense for him to take you somewhere outdoorsy for valentine’s day

asking you is the most difficult part, he doesn’t know you’ll react to the prospect of a long hike or rowing through river rapids

thankfully, bear hugger has the ability to push his fears aside and couple of days before valentine’s day, he approaches you and strikes up a conversation

in the beginning, bear hugger beats around the bush a bit, briefly mentioning that valentine’s day is coming up and stuff like that

when he realises these brief mentionings aren’t really doing anything, he suddenly asks if you’ll go out hiking with him

the smile on this man’s face after you accept could light up the entire world

in the days leading up to valentine’s day, bear hugger makes all of the necessary preparations for your hike

he marks out the trail on a map, makes sure you have enough food, water, medkits, etc.

he just wants this to be a great experience for you

on the day, bear hugger picks you up and drives you to the start of the hiking trail

it takes you almost the entire day to get to the end of the trail but it’s so worth it

the view from where you’re both standing is genuinely breath taking

it’s now quite late so you and bear hugger decide to camp overnight

you spend most of the night chatting and star gazing

Great Tiger:

everyone knows that great tiger loves to show off, especially to people he wants to impress

you’re one of those people, he wants nothing more than to see your eyes sparkle or a smile creep across your face as he shows you his magic or boasts about his achievements

the things he has planned for you this valentine’s day are sure to sweep you off your feet and (hopefully) into his arms

you wake up to find an outfit you’ve never seen before hanging on your wardrobe, along with a selection of luxury perfume oils and a note reading ‘i’ll pick you up at 10’

you excitedly wonder who could possibly be waiting for you as you get ready

you go outside at the designated time only to see great tiger, posed perfectly on his magic carpet holding a bouquet of flowers you said you liked

he offers you his hand and pulls you up and onto the carpet, making sure to hold you extra close to ‘make sure you don’t fall’ (yeah right…)

takes you on a personal tour of the surrounding area, stopping in the evening to go to a restaurant

at the end of the day, he drops you back home and flies off

you enter your house and find a letter on your kitchen table from great tiger that details his feelings for you

how the hell does he do these things??

Don Flamenco:

valentine’s day is one of don flamenco’s favourite days of the year, as it gives him an excuse to dote on and spoil his partner one hundred times more than usual

don flamenco ALWAYS meticulously plans his valentine’s day activities, taking even the tiniest details into account so you can both have the best day possible

this particular valentine’s day begins early in the evening with don showing up at your door with the fanciest suit and a comically large bouquet of roses in his hand to woo you over

like he’s down on one knee grasping your hand asking you to go out with him

afterwards, he drives you to a discreet location on a cliff, where a gazebo beautifully decorated with roses has been built

the view is absolutely gorgeous, you can see the sunset glistening on the ocean

don leads you into the gazebo, where a candlelit dinner table with your favourite meal is sitting

after you both have dinner, don leads you back out of the gazebo onto the grass where you both dance the night away

(AWW)

Aran Ryan:

despite his loud and brash nature, aran is actually quite awkward when it comes to love

before he asks you out he goes to a few people for advice, mainly don flamenco because according to aran he’s the ‘lovey dovey eejit’ and could give him the best advice

don just tells aran to say or write what he feels deep in his heart and soul (and to try not to shout so much)

aran is all like ‘yeah no shit’ until he sits down to actually write the letter and realises he is emotionally constipated as hell

nothing he says or writes seems to come out right and he is constantly rewriting his letter to you over and over again

after a few drafts, he goes to glass joe for help

french people are romantic, right??

unlike don flamenco, joe actually gives aran some solid advice and helps him write his letter

finally happy with his work, aran shows up to your house on valentine’s day with a small bouquet of flowers you like and his letter to you

he asks you to read it in front of him

aran’s letter is.. strangely poetic?? and sweet??

you can tell that every word came from the heart

you look up from the letter to see aran facing away from you, as red as the hand of ulster

to aran’s delighted surprise, you accept his offer to go out

as soon as he hears the word ‘yes’ slip from your lips he instantly whisks you away..

.. to a theme park!!

being the adrenaline junkie he is, aran thinks that it’s a great idea to take you on some of the biggest (and scariest) rides

also being the sneaky lad he is, he uses the fact that the rides are scary to encourage you to hold onto his arm or grab his hand

like whenever he sees you’re scared he’s just like ‘here, love.. hold onto me and you’ll be grand....’ (the cheeky fucker)

after the theme park, he takes you to his favourite pub where he teaches you how to play pool

after the eventful day, aran drops you back to your house and you give him a little peck on the cheek as a thank you

aran goes completely red AGAIN and quickly makes his escape

(god he’s sooo AAAAAAAAhhhhhh!!)

Soda Popinski:

like king hippo, soda doesn’t really care for valentine’s day that much

honestly, i think that it's more likely that you would ask him out rather than the other way around

if he does ask you out, it’s extremely casually and in the middle of a random conversation

like you mention valentine’s day and he goes like, ‘oh yes! i’m doing nothing then, would you like to go out?’ ‘huh’

you and soda’s valentine’s day is extremely casual, but still really nice and sweet

you go to a cute little diner and order food

well, you order some food.. soda just gets.. soda

he’s nice enough to pay for the both of you though

you just kinda yap on about the stuff that’s been happening in your life while soda listens (attentively, might i add)

Bald Bull:

bald bull has.. mixed opinions on valentine’s day

on one hand, getting to spend the day with the person he loves sounds great

but on the other, the paparazzi would probably completely ruin any and every plan he would try to execute

bull still wants you to have a nice day, so he organises a little ‘home date’ for you

he just invites you over (discreetly, he doesn’t want the paparazzi getting involved) and you two spend the day together

it’s nothing flashy or expensive, just a home cooked meal by candlelight and a movie

but to you, it means the world

it makes you so happy to see bull so… content and calm

you wish that it could be like this all of the time, but for now, you savour these rare and quiet moments with him

Super Macho Man:

like great tiger, super macho man LOVES to show off to people, especially people he likes

although the way he tries to impress them is… drastically different

instead of showing them magic, he shows them his money (and crazy pecs but we won’t talk about that right now)

with you, super macho man is no different..

on valentine’s day, you wake up to the sound of..

moving furniture???

you rush downstairs to see a throng of workers moving a plethora of items into your home, including but not limited to: a wardrobe, mirrors, lamps and paintings

you stop one of the workers and ask them what they're doing in your house

he says that a guy called ‘super macho man’ sent them

you run outside and see none other than super macho man waiting for you (while taking a bunch of selfies)

he asks you if you like your valentine's day gift and you're like ‘WHATT’

but that's not all, super macho man proceeds to take you all across the city, going into whatever restaurants and shops you want to buy things from

he DOES NOT care about prices, whether the item is $2 or $2,000 he's still buying it for you

after a few hours of this, he takes you back home

the interior of your house now looks almost completely different to how it was before

everything has been upgraded in some way

he asks you if you have anything for him, so you give him a kiss on the hand

super macho man considers this a satisfactory repayment and drives off, leaving you with a bunch of new stuff (some of it you probably won't use, but honestly who gaf)

Mr Sandman:

most of the time, mr sandman is far too busy for romance with him being the world champion and all

his life consists of a daily cycle: train, eat, sleep and repeat with a fight now and again

but even with his strict and tight schedules, sandman knows that he can do at least one thing with you, go for a meal

sandman asks you out to dinner suddenly but with such a sweet genuineness that you can’t even think about saying no

sandman picks you up from your house and drives you to a nice little restaurant on the pier

the date is short yet sweet, with sandman being forced to leave early due to what he refers to as ‘workin’ ‘ (he’s so silly i love him)

pays for both of your meals on his way out (as he should)

he texts you a little while later, apologising for having to leave early and promises to make it up to you when he finally has some free time on his hands

OKAYYY it's finally over '-_-

i hope that you enjoyed reading this silly brain dump of mine :)

... i'm thinking of writing more stuff so stay tuned for that

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