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I don't know why she is the way she is🫂
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bakchodi toh aise kar rhe ho jaise sab kuch padh liya hai kal ke exam ke liye 🙄🙄🙄
Your "babie bubu" bakchodi > my bakchodi
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Bc udhar leti kyu hai agar chukta hota nahi hai
#samridhi speaks#mere papa ka paisa hai voh#Tu jiske sath bhi ghum jiske paise se pet thusle#behen mera paisa toh lauta#kya bakchod aurat hai high maintenance standards etc shit and all#4 baar apna paisa mang chuki itni bhi sharam nahi aarhi ki agar pura amt na sahi at least 100 bhej de uska?#gareeb toh hai nahi tu ki bechari lachar hai#acha khasa aish karti hai par paisa lautane mein maut aajata hai#ab Tu saali aa tera smokey eye makeup karvane merese#tereko panda bannake bhejungi
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Bakchodi and chutiyapa ho Raha Hai darling wanna join ?
is tumblr okay?
#desi life#desiblr#desi tag#desi#chutiyapa#bakchodi#life#bakchod life#ho kya rha h ye?#bakchodi ho rahi hai
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Brother ki dulhan
Isse pehle ki hum aage badhe ..there are some of our mutuals who really showed interest in this whole wedding..so we are gonna make them humare parivaar ka hissa


abb jaise vanilla ice cream chocolate syrup ke bina adhuri hoti hai vaise hi ek desi shaadi apne characters ke bina adhuri rehti hai (complaining phupha... gossip wali chachi... shaitan bacche aur corner mei romance krne wale couples etc. etc.)
@raindropsofloev ye hai humare dulhe raja!! iss shadi mein dulhan se zyada lag nhi rha inka kisi cheez mein intrest hai, bas bechare kuch bhi bolne lagte hain to inki behne dara dhamka kar chup kara deti hain isiliye itne chup baithe hain
@chal-jeete-hai yeh hai roop ...dulhe ki behen no.1!! dulhe se 1 saal choti hai but bechari zimmedario ke bhojh mein itna dab gai hai ki pata hi nhi chalta inmein se kon bada hai. Ab aakhir kisi ko to samajhdaar banna hi padega varna kon ladki iss ghar ki bahu bane. Par haan jab yeh sab chodd ke yeh nritya karti hai ..toh haaye kisi ki nazar na hate inse.
@ae-dil-ae-saudaai ye hain hum sab ke eklaute jijaji and roop ke patidev!!bade samajhdaar hain, saara din didi ki har baat mante hain aur unhe khush rkhne ki puri koshish karte hain (shabash jijaji aise hi humari didi ko khush rkhna varna yaad rkhna asla hum bhi rkhte hain janab🥰) ...wese jab yeh apna dilruba bajate hai toh humari behen kya har ladki inpe fidaa hojaye.
@celesteablack yeh hai geet, behen no2 aur dulhe raja ke shabdo mein ghar ki gundi. humare ghar ki jaan hai . inn madam ko masti mazak ke alawa aur kuch nhi aata and darmebaaz hai ek number ki vo to badi behen ne dara dhamka ke shaadi ke zimmedario mein laga rkha hai...par iski zabaan jitni bhi teekhi ho ...jab yeh gaati hai toh iske jitni meethi awaaz kisi ki nahi .
@hauxicrook yeh hai humare hone wale jija... geet ke fiance..pata nhi kaise ...dono saara time ladte rehte hain, jiss time ye dono ekdusre se agree kar jaye uss time ko hum diwali ki tarha celebrate karte hain!! but kuch bhi kaho hone wale jij ji humari behen ka dhyan bohot acche se rkhte hain, kabhi use kisi cheez ki dikkat nhi hone dete
@oosajnire ye hai bittu behen no 3, sabse choti but god forbid choti behen wale kaam karle, mummy kehti haina ki padhne wale bacche kahin bhi padh lete hain, yess ye wahi bacchi hai jab dekho padhti rehti hai, iske chakkar mein bohot suna hai humne, but koi ni hai to apni pyaari si chirkut hi
@bandarrrrr yeh hain humare dulhe ke one and only bestfriend!! honestly bataun to jaise ye dono behave karte hain, inki shaadi ekdusre se karwa deni chahiye thi, bechari bhabhi!! and pata nhi kyu jahan ye dikhta hai vhi bittu dikh jaati hai, what's more shocking is vo bina kitaabo ke milti hai!! is there something going on? guess we'll never know or maybe we will.
@orgasming-caterpillar @tothemoonandbacklove aur yeh dono pyaare pyaare log humari bhen no 2...roop ke devarji and devrani bade hi cute hain dono, saara din ek dusre ke saath khusar pusar karke haste rehte hain...aadhe time aap madhu ko chiru se maar khaate hi dekhenge par haan yeh apni bhabhi ka bada khyal rkhte hain vaise .
@11-th-mein-science-mt-lena ye humare bakchod chacha, honestly hum sabke fav!! inse aap kisi bhi prakaar ki baat kar sakte hain i'm damn sure ye aapko bore nhi hone denge and @cafffeineconnoisseur yeh hai humari pyaari se chachi jo inki bakchodi sehte sehte thak chuki hai ...but the best part?? ye aapko chacha se bachati hai jab woh marks puchne aate hai.
@chaosmakethemuse yeh vo shaant maasi hain jo har time sabki care karti rehti hai aur khud ka dhyan rakhna bhool jaati hain;! Uff maasi thoda dhyan rakho apna aur inki humari chachi @cafffeineconnoisseur ke saath badi jamti hai pata nhi saara din kya baat karti hain ye
@yappergfdotcom @losergfdotcom yeh hai vi and tanvi..dono twins hai but inki similarity yahi khtm hoti hai ...vi madam apni social media star hain, jab dekho haath mein phone aur phone pe insta!! But wahi humari tanvi ji ko real life experiences psnd hai yeh baccho ko dance sikha rhi hain
@pyaari-naari ye iss ghar ki sabe samajhdaar bua!! stereotype mat kardena ye sabse pyaari hain, inho ne hi to hume bade pyar aur patience ke saath saari rasmo se kash makash karwaya hai
@talesinmyhead040122 ye humari bua no.2, humari gossip queen, i swear to god jaisi tea ye spill karti hain karan johar can only dream!! duniya ki har khabar hai inke paas
@depressed-bi-twerking ye humari one more cousin...ye madam agar aapko kahin na mile to please ek baar dance floor check karlena, kyuki dance floor to maano madam ka ghar hai.
@pretentious-hana ye hana hai, humari cousin, iski nai nai shaadi hui hai @hectorfrombritain ke saath saara time ye dono ek dusre ke saath lage rehte hain, ahh newly weds yk how it is. Ahem.
@kenzenkokri humare phupha ji inhe har cheez se dikkat rehti har har time complain but humari help bhi bohot karte hain, ye na hote to main kiski buraiya karti bhala? jox phupha ji jox!!
@shadowseductress ye humari maasi!! she is just that aunt yk, the coolest rich aunt. ye jab bhi aati hain humare lie mast gifts laati hain... honestly hum diwali se zyada inke arrival ka wait karte hai also yeh dikhati nahi but dil se bhot pyaari hai ...so those random meds you find when you get ill? Yepp that's her.
@sunlonaplsaisha ye humari ek aur cousin, she is our makeup queen. ye aise looks create karti hai kisi ne apne sapne mein socha bhi na hoga but bechari iss shaadi mein sabka makeup karne mein lagi hai!! fas gai bechari
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Sara pyaar kaand krke "I don't love u like that" bolne Walon ...alag bakchod ho tum🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
#karma#narak mei jaoge#desi tumblr#desiblr#desi tag#siyakasila#desi girl#desi core#shitpost#indianblr
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if neet was an insaan ek chamat eisa maarte ki gandu ki gaand phat jaati. bakchod saala.
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Bohot koshish kar rahi hu apni purani bakchod coded personality wapis lani ki 💔
#desi shit posting#desi memes#desi tag#desiblr#desi tumblr#desi moodboard#desi movies#indian memes#txt#desi blog#desi blr#desi vibes#desi core#desi culture#desi life#desi rant
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ha bhaiya mai to hu bakchod, dheet , 0 civic sense ke sath kya karloge?
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You are my cold gf, you never says you want my affection 😞 and when I give you, you reject it 😞 now I'm loving someone else you are getting jealous 🙁......

Hi.

Oh my god😂 hi
#i have been sad since so long#what about it 😞😞#(im so bakchod at times#im surprised by myself💀)#aznik bakchodi
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Bhagwan ji kuch galich lichad bakchod dost dedo mujhe meri life fix ho jayegi🙏🏻
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I cannot see chatrapati sambhaji maharaj this way wtf yeh mughal itne berehem bakchod kyu hai
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Listen listen listen... Let's talk some intresting bakchod stuff message me asap💀🍺
#desi academia#desi tumblr#franz#desiblr#desi tag#franz kafka#writers on tumblr#spotify#diary#poets on tumblr
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Toh humare bakchod chacha @11-th-mein-science-mt-lena finally aa chuke hai aur @bandarrrrr dulhe ke bestfriend ke sath yeh ajeeb harkate karre Hai
Roop - "mai bol rahi hu yesb kuch nhi chalne wala hai... @cafffeineconnoisseur Chachi ji aap hi samjhaiye inhe"
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After that joannerowling drama, I have realized I was right about being reluctant to talk more about my country's women's issues (I have like dozens of posts saved in my draft and many more ideas I never even thought about typing out) because unfortunately Tumblr is white dominated and white people are bakchods.
And you can never be sure whether a whitefem's intentions or subconscious are racist or not until they show their true colors this way. So many women reblogged that blatant flimsy race science-y bullshit. How are woc supposed to feel comfortable talking about their issues around you when you're constantly acting like we're dramatic, aggressive and calling anything racism for no reason when you're reblogging shit saying Western civilization has always been more progressive and colonization was "inevitable". Do you think for a single second or have any shame before doing this shit and later blaming libfems to be racist? You can't trust other whitefems too because they're silent (and you can only assume this kind of silence as acceptance). I know only exactly 3 whitefems on here who are normal about us.
Here I am wanting to talk about Indian women's issues along with intersectionality of patriarchy with caste system but I always hesitate because of this bs.
There's no point in giving white women any more chances because kutte ki doom kabhi seedhi nahi hoti 😑
Form your own communities, fellow woc. These people don't give a fuck about our liberation. Just because they realize patriarchy exists unlike libfems doesn't mean they are any less racist than them.
If there's any other platform where I can interact only with feminists of color please let me know. Discord server invites are okay too.
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Yo yo paaji ka gaand kaan phaadu gaana leke aaye hai aapke liye
Yeh movie kya first class bakchod thi😂
PaRTy WHoRi
BaHUtTTT BHAYANKAR!!!
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