#babies mention //

[lalunanymph]

i can't stop thinking about dad-to-be!satoru, who is the best husband you could ask for because he takes care of your every craving, especially when you're pregnant.

it's the perk of having a technique which allows him to teleport anywhere around the world—the everest mountain caps, or even a remote beach in haiti were all familiar with his footsteps.

so, when you bring up the tiramisu you tried in italy one night when you're all cuddled up for bed, your husband's chest disappears from under your cheek without a warning. "satoru—!"

a second later, he reappears, holding a takeout box of said tiramisu and wearing a bright grin. "for you, m'lady."

you gasp, the shock wearing off as you throw your arms around him, peppering his cheeks with your endless kisses. satoru feels like a hero whenever you do that.

but, his smugness doesn't stop there. satoru has even answered your call while on duty, casually perching the phone in between his ear and shoulder as he prepares to annihilate a living corpse doll curse.

"sorry, pumpkin, daddy's a little busy right now, but what do you need?"

"'toru," you whine. "d'you remember that leche frita we had in madrid?"

satoru hums, and the curse explodes right in front of him, leaving a blanket of black tar all over this dark alley. he swipes some goop from his cheek. "vaguely. was it the one with cinnamon sugar on it?"

"hmm," you hum in agreement. gojo could hear you pouting over the phone. "satomi's craving for it. again."

and gojo can't physically find it in himself to refuse you, not when you pulled out the big guns. gojo is weak for his girls and would do anything to make them happy.

so, when he appears a few minutes later, covered in curse guts but holding a box of those sinfully delectable fried milk curds, his bone-deep exhaustion is ignored when you pull him in for a sweet kiss.

"satoru?"

"hmm?" he nuzzles your neck, ignoring how you made a face.

"you stink. satomi told me to tell you."

he scoffs, fully offended. getting down to his knees so your bulging belly was right in his face, he pokes his tongue out. "oi, sweetcheeks—don't be such a meanie, okay? daddy literally went to spain in 5 minutes just for your ungrateful butt."

his pout is ridiculous, but the love you feel for him is unmatched.

"isn't that right, mama?"

you nod, giggling, heart full of love for this man right before you.

"daddy's right, sweetie. let's go a little easy on him next time with your cravings, okay?"

i was supposed to be working on pervtober but this idea wouldn't leave me and—*muffled sobbing in the background* ©️ lalunanymph

[mudtrash]

Took a few days but BEHOLD MORE NARI ANGST/WHUMP

Was thinking about trod Narinder being secretly in love with Lamb the whole time and the fact that Narinder most definitely has trust issue and fears of being mortal now

So with those two trains of thought combined, I wanted to explore… other hidden feelings he might have towards the lamb… 👀💧

Eat well, my flock, Cult of Nari Babygirls tm 🤲

[manny-jacinto]

'And... Ser Harwin Strong?'

[bluerosefox]

Always Favors You

Another Sibling Danny and Jason idea!!

"Are you Jason Peter Todd?!" demanded a deep and commanding tone from the strange glowing being in front of them.

All the Bats stiffened and tensed, no doubt gearing up for a fight against the being that somehow knew Red Hood's full name.

Jason, Red Hood, decided to put on a brave front despite no doubt cursing in his head and wondering how the heck did this thing know his full freaking name.

"Whose asking." he snarled out, his hands twitching for his gun when the huge glowing knight with purple flames coming out of his helmet and cape, who was riding on a nightmare looking horse while they all had been in the cave going over tonight's patrol.

The Knight didn't seemed bothered by his response nor did he even seem to care or flinch when Batman made his own demand on 'Why was he there and who was he' or when Damian unsheathed his sword and pointed it towards him. Instead the strange glowing Knight reached to it side and pulled out... A glowing scroll? Huh. (Also he completely unnerved everyone in the room when the Knight didn't even react when Batman had tossed a Baterang when he reached for his side)

The Knight opened the scroll and spoke clearly with purpose.

"Jason Peter Todd,

You are hereby invited as a special guest of honor to the crowning of our future King of the Infinite Realms.

Daniel Phantom, once Daniel Jackson Fenton, and once Daniel Austen Todd.

Prince of the Infinite Realms, the Keeper of Balance, The Peacekeeping Halfa, the Defeater of the Tyrant King Pariah Dark, The Great One, Youngest of the Ancients, Ancient of Space, The Bridge between Life and Death.

You, the half-brother of our King, have been given the highest of honors for your past actions and will be given housing and food in the Realms and Phantom's Keep, for the week long event. Personal servants and attendants will be at your disposal and a seamstress will be on hand to tailor make your attire for the Coronation.

Signed: Clockwork. Ancient of Time. Watcher of the Infinite Timeline. Kronos. Mentor and Adviser.

PS: I shall have Fright Knight ("Me" the Knight bluntly said for a second) leave this scroll along with a personal one for you from Daniel to read over and once you make up your mind sign the bottom of the scroll.

I do hope in time you will pick the right choice Jason Todd, we of the Infinite Realms would like to reward you for your actions. After all, if you hadn't gotten young Daniel away from your father that night all those years ago, we would never had gained our Prince nor be free from our once Tyrant King.

Ah, one more thing.

The Infinite Realms will always favor you Jason."

Jason felt like he couldn't breath as Fright Knight? Rolled up the scroll, pulled a letter from his side, and held out the two items for him to take.

[b1adie]

[willgrahamscock]

“we need more male sa victim representation” you couldn’t even handle baby reindeer

[glo-shroom]

yes & no by Natalie Wee | Trigun Ultimate Overhaul

[prokopetz]

Tabletop RPG about a band of epic heroes with full sentences for names on a quest to murder God and shatter His throne, as one does, except the epic heroes in question are a mob of foot-tall gremlinny critters who are not 100% sure what "God" actually is, and they're not about to let that stop them. The game features an elaborately statted-out bestiary of "divine beasts" to fight which the human reader will recognise as things that are neither divine nor beasts; the climactic battle of the example scenario involves the player characters going Shadow of the Colossus on what is clearly a windmill.

[egophiliac]

starting off with an amuse-bouche of some of my initial favorite bits! y'all, this update was WILD.

[kumeramen]

Sakura as sensei with Shisui & Obito

[cable-salamder]

Ik someone already drew this post by @nacho-business1 but I already had my sketch ready so I hope it’s okay that I’m posting it as well! It may have devolved into Cole and Riyu content…

Cole has a soft spot for anything children related, even if it’s massive lizards.

[rottengurlz]

she’s like if the virgin mary smoked a pack of pall malls every day 🚬

[gncrezan]

sorry i can't actually stop thinking or posting about auggy they just have that effect (and also some twitter memes!)

[brighteuphony]

Sakura gets her first lesson in Genjutsu with Saeko. Based on the idea that humans have more than 5 basic senses (though there's no real science behind how many, with some saying 21, while others say up to 33).

Saeko is not actually a Hoshigaki- though they are very very distantly related. She is actually a Ningyo (mermaid) exiled from her coven, and living as a pariah, cursed to wander the earth, barred from the seas and rivers until she can get her pearl back.

As a mermaid-siren, she is intimately aware of the power of genjutsu (especially audial) and is a vicious teacher, forcing Sakura through rigorous training to teach her young charge how to understand and control her own senses/emotions before she attempts to do so on others.

Once again, thank you so much to everyone whose shown interest in this AU, you guys are giving me LIFE <3 <3. I'm so happy other people really feel that Sakura deserved a fighting chance. Together, we'll fix her!!!

[bluerosefox]

Little Danny's Big Adventure

New idea.

Okay now hear me out.

-Pulls out AU idea cauldron and tosses stuff into it-

Let's put in some Ghost King/Prince Danny.... But also some deaged to toddlerhood Danny that gets yeeted into the DCverse!

Like imagine, tiny baby Danny with his tiny crown of ice floating above his head and his galaxy cape wrapped around him and uses it like a baby blanket. He didn't mean to fall into a different universe, a natural portal opened up and he was being a curious little thing! He didn't mean to trip and fall in during his nap time.

Nor was he expecting to fall into this realm during a rogue attack and knock out said rogue cause they were being a meanie and harming people and now Danny just wants his nap time cause he spent a lot of his tiny engery and he wants to find a nice spot.

Danny finds a place to crash, snuggling himself into his cape and the astronaut bear Danielle got him during her last visit that he takes everywhere since.

He's out like a light as the door to this safe house that belongs to one of the Bats opens up.

Meanwhile. In the Infinite Realms, Queen Regent Jazz is going into Mama Bear Jazz Mode trying to find her deaged brother, keeping the Realms in check, and is resisting the urge to put CW in time out Soup Time because he's being cyptided again about Danny whereabouts!!! UGH!

[theloveinc]

Lmaooo just thought about Bakugo doing squats with you walking around the neighborhood bc you’re two days overdue with his fat ass baby😭😭