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18catsreading · 1 year ago
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Brennan: he [the dwarf] grabs you [Riz] and goes "you're in the wrong part of town, gobby."
Riz: "I, uhh"
Dwarf: looking to eat dwarf flesh, are ya?
Riz: "what? No, no, no, no, no!"
Brennan: he takes a flintlock pistol out. [As the dwarf] "Open your mouth if you're hungry"
Fig: I disguise myself as him and I say "stay away" .
Brennan: As Him?! You disguise yourself as the dwarf doing this? *Incredulous*
Kristen: I come up and go "you're dead. You've been dead for days."
Riz: I already ate you
Gorgug: you've been freaking dead this whole time
Riz: I already ate you, man!
Brennan: no, no, no, no. We're not gonna move past it! *Pounding fist on table* I'm not going through another Hilda Hilda! [To Emily] your first thought to get this guy to stop was to he him?! Him, as well?! Am I -- Is it just me?
Zac: is anyone around say --
Ally: you should grab her wrists and say I've got it from here
Emily: I wanted to be someone of this world, and he's the first person I've really met.
Murph: the logic is sound
Brennan: ok. All right. You disguise yourself as him. You [Kristen] say "you've been dead"
Kristen: you've been dead for days.
Brennan: give me a deception roll
Emily: that's going to be a 25
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supershot73199 · 5 months ago
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Hey everyone here is chapter 4 of my Dawn's Big Daddy story. This is the actual Gala from a few different characters perspectives.
I'll also put it under the read more
Jason Todd usually hated going to galas but tonight might just be the best he's ever been too, and it's all thanks to his baby sisters new paramour. This man who made his sister so happy was attending the Gala in a dress, especially since he looked better in that dress than many of the rich bitches that would try to cause trouble for his sister.
Honestly the two were sickeningly sweet, almost like gomez and morticia and it was hilarious how mad it made the high society stiffs. Jason stifled s laugh as Danny clearly said something that the socialites were offended by and he smiled like the cat who caught the canary.
This continued with the socialites getting more visibly upset and Cass getting more amused until a cheerful laugh came from across the ballroom.
Damian had Dawn standing on his feet while they "Danced" together. Seeing Damian interact with the little girl definitely showed that he was Bruce's kid more than any declaration of being "The Blood Son" ever could.
There was a sudden chill that had Jason turning back towards Cass and Danny their posture had changed from dopey in love to glacial wrath, from the rapidly paling face of one of the more racist leech that exist in Gotham high society they must have said something about Dawn and Damian.
The rich prick quickly rushed off dropping a hastily written check into one of the staffs waiting hands. Cass and Danny watched them go before returning to their Addams family act as they went to the dance floor though Jason could see the icy rage still in their eyes.
Tim was used to galas having been in high society all his life though he doubts he would ever enjoy them. He and Bernard were schmoozing with some of the investors for Wayne Techs newest project when his sister and her boyfriend start dancing.
Tim narrowed his eyes no matter how much he looked he couldn't find any history on Danny or any of his family, it's like he's a ghost. He didn't like his sister being so close with an unknown no matter how nice he seems.
"Stop glaring at your future brother in law. You're being overprotective." Bernard said as he bumped shoulders with Tim.
"I'm not overprotective I just don't like that we don't know anything about him." Tim defended.
"Look babe, we both know that is just an excuse because you don't want to admit you are worried about someone breaking Cass' heart. But look at them he adores her." Bernard gestures to the couple who have their eyes locked on their dance partner adoration clear to see.
"Just because he seems like he adores her doesn't mean he can't hurt her. Besides there are plenty of people with mind control abilities in the world who says he hasn't been brainwashed. That's why I won't give up until i find what he's hiding." Tim responded as Bernard sighed.
"Have you tried asking him?" Tim snorted at that.
"Oh please like that would work."
The night was coming to an end and Barbara was about to hit Dick.
He was moaning and groaning about how "that harlot is corrupting my poor innocent baby sister look at him in that dress hanging off of her" all damn night.
"If you don't stop whining about Cass falling in love I swear to God I won't be the only one who needs a wheelchair!"
She finally snapped.
"I'm sorry Babs but she's my baby sister."
Barbara sighed "I know but look how happy they are. Doesn't Cass deserve someone who makes her smile?"
The two watched the dancing couple for a few more minutes until the song ends. With the songs ending this one particularly annoying trust fund baby approached the couple and asked to cut in. Dick was about to jump up as this particular brat has harassed Cass before. However before he could take more than a step Danny had said of course before taking the man's hand and pulling him into a dance while he had a look of bafflement on his face.
Cass made her way towards the two vigilantes with humor clear on her face.
"I don't think he will bother me again." She said as she reached the table.
"What do you think Danny will do?" Barbara asked.
Cass looked at the two before responding. "He's unnerving him triggering his fear responses without doing anything else. Rich will be paranoid but otherwise will be left alone.
Barbara and Dick looked at each other before looking back to where Danny and Rich were dancing and it seemed like Cass was right about Danny somehow freaking him out if the way his eyes were darting around were any indication.
As the song ended Danny clearly gave an expected farewell while Rich all but ran away looking over his shoulder as he did. Danny after walking over to the table pressed a soft kiss to Cass cheek.
Barbara couldn't help the warm feelings bubbling up in her chest as she struck up a conversation with the pair of lovebirds.
Duke Thomas was many things, the only Meta on the team, the only dayshift hero, Hal Jordan's self proclaimed worst nightmare, etc, but one of his own personal favorites was Cass least likely to be beat up brother if only because he knew how to mind his own damn business. Despite that he couldn't help but be intrigued by the newest additions too her life.
Danny and Dawn looked rather unique to his power granted sight. Dawn was the easiest of the two to figure out her aura strengthening her body and vice versa, while not confirmed he assumes that she's a Meta with some unique energy manipulation power. (Duke would later look back at this and decide it was a pretty close guess.)
Her father though? While initially very similar to Dawn, Danny's power seemed too radiate out of him often covering people around him, if it wasn't for the fact that the energy very clearly does not actually enter anyone Duke would have been worried there might have been mind control involved.
As he watched the happy couple he enjoyed the way Danny's aura seemed to dance around Cass coating her almost like her cape does in her suit. He also looked at the energy that seemed to coat his daughter, resting on her like a warm hug or beloved blanket.
It was then Duke finally realized what the aura was seemingly doing. It was radiating safety in a unique way to each person it touched. The aura around Damian looked almost like what Duke would describe as respectful armor.
Duke gleefully watched and cataloged the way it interacted with people. When he noticed one of the more drunk guests started trying to cop a feel on a waitress. But before he could do more than take a few steps he saw a tendril of aura reach out and cover the girl right as Danny called the drunk out.
Duke only listened to the ensuing verbal smackdown with half an ear much more interested in the way the aura was behaving. It was honestly giving off what Duke could only describe as brotherly protection keeping the bulk of its energy on the side of the waitress that was nearest to any patron.
Duke really hopes Danny comes around more often, this aura show might just be Dukes new favorite use if his power. (OK second favorite cause fucking with Hal Jordan will always come first.
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