#babe babe i know your family is racist but you're projecting
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18catsreading · 1 year ago
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Brennan: he [the dwarf] grabs you [Riz] and goes "you're in the wrong part of town, gobby."
Riz: "I, uhh"
Dwarf: looking to eat dwarf flesh, are ya?
Riz: "what? No, no, no, no, no!"
Brennan: he takes a flintlock pistol out. [As the dwarf] "Open your mouth if you're hungry"
Fig: I disguise myself as him and I say "stay away" .
Brennan: As Him?! You disguise yourself as the dwarf doing this? *Incredulous*
Kristen: I come up and go "you're dead. You've been dead for days."
Riz: I already ate you
Gorgug: you've been freaking dead this whole time
Riz: I already ate you, man!
Brennan: no, no, no, no. We're not gonna move past it! *Pounding fist on table* I'm not going through another Hilda Hilda! [To Emily] your first thought to get this guy to stop was to he him?! Him, as well?! Am I -- Is it just me?
Zac: is anyone around say --
Ally: you should grab her wrists and say I've got it from here
Emily: I wanted to be someone of this world, and he's the first person I've really met.
Murph: the logic is sound
Brennan: ok. All right. You disguise yourself as him. You [Kristen] say "you've been dead"
Kristen: you've been dead for days.
Brennan: give me a deception roll
Emily: that's going to be a 25
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