#b33r

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🌺 MY TUMMY HURTS

[priivatelife]

@dancingdevildemon liked .

wow. rave has seen bergens and rave has seen mount rageons . . but neither of these tall creatures are nearly as staggering as THIS one before her ! when you're a troll , all tall things seem to blend together height - wise. but you know a giant when you see one !

" HAAAYYYYYY ! " rave , standing on a tree branch , called out to the stranger as if he was one of her ol' girlfriends. she waved her arm enthusiastically. his ominous appearance hardly registered in her mind as anything scary [ . . . ] rather , she was only MORE enthralled by his character.

once attention had been granted , her smile remained. " why u so spooky , mister ? ya lost ? :3 " really , he hardly seemed like he belonged here.

[sillysparklygal]

Me when: The PIANO! It sounds like a CARNIVAL!!! And the MICROPHONE SMELLS LIKE B33R!!! And they SIT AT THE BAR and put BREAD IN MY JAR and say “MAN? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE????”

[schizochasm]

If only I could get some w33d, and not be sober for the night...

It's a good thing alcoh0l has kc4ls.

Otherwise I'd ask my dad for money and get b33r.

It's a good thing that's not allowed, for me, on this f4st.

Idk what to do...

And how TF is it only 5pm?

How am I gonna do at Least 2 more hours of this shit?

Not to mention I'm struggling to sleep.

So I'll probs be up for ages...

I'm restless and simultaneously depressed.

I hate this combo.

I'm so tired...

Tired of feeling this way.

Hopefully I don't $h again tonight.

I know I can get addicted to it again.

And that Can't happen again...

[stars4loki]

30 days of devotion to Loki

day 14: Has worship of this deity changed in modern times?

I would personally say yes, but also no. Many Lokean’s are very traditional with the offerings and worship that they provide to Loki, however some are far from traditional! (and that’s ok!) I would say i’m a mix of both. I offer him traditional things such as b33r, but I also provide him non-traditional offerings such as Kinder eggs or toys!

[pics-by-bard]

~ Isola di Madesimo 17/08/2023

Special thanks to my dear cousin @ginger-b33r for posing without realizing jt🫶🏻

[dinonugget11]

⚠️‼️TW‼️⚠️: WARING THESE ARE DARK (you have been warned)

NEW CHARACTER: Samuel

INFO: Pronouns (he/him) age (22) sex (male) Emy is his girlfriend , body type: slim and tall, has a ; tattoo and a happy pill one (add!ct!on)

Story:

Samuel has a older sister and brother and had a younger sister but she k!lled herself when she was in 7th grade and it hit him hard because she was his best friend after that he got really depressed and started drinking and smoking and doing all kinds of drgs all of this happend when he was a sophomore he went to a mental hospital for 2 years and a rehabilitation center for 3 years he relapsed about 4 times. He also has scars all over his body besides his face and neck. He has them from cutting himself while he was high because he needed the rush of adrenaline. He got out of the place at 19 and then relapsed but tried to sober back up but wasn’t able to he went back when he was 22 and Emy found him passed out in the bathroom p!ll b0ttl3 opened and 3 b33r bottle’s next to him along with 2 n33dle$ next to him. He got back out when he was 25 but he was on close watch.

[carpeteer]

B33R?

B33R? #beer #habeeriya #microbrewery #monkey

[ghosting-for-peace-and-quiet]

I got down to about 203 today. I’m pretty much fasting all day and having just dinner this weekend. I’m going to have water and a couple of light b33rs today. My doctor appointment is tomorrow and b33r helps me lose water weight. I’m really hoping for 201 or 200 on the scale tomorrow morning.

[priivatelife]

tag dump pt 1...

[schizochasm]

Chugging a b33r before going on the bus.

Lime a functioning person. Lmao

[potatoes83]

DO NOT LET UP! The message "fuck around and find out" is a hell of a lot more effective than "don't worry, we'll back down after five minutes because muh b33r" 🧐

Woke corporate America needs to be taught this lesson, and this is the only way they're gonna learn it! 🥔

🤣👏

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[fujiarchives]

west coast pale ale at 33 acres brewing

[chancellorgriffin-blog]