#b) go into shock due to finding out the greatest sin a woman is able to commit isn't having an onlyfans

[casket-girlie]

Dumbasses of the wojak meme variety are so fucking stupid a man could break into their house kill their entire family and break all their limbs and as long as the bulglar says "gays can't marry" afterwards they'd be like omg you're so based!!!

[fountainpenguin]

Chloe Mother Teresa Neil Armstrong Carmichael

You know what concerns me? Chloe’s Deadly Sins scores being lower than Anti-Cosmo’s in only one area out of the seven.

Wrath - Like a lot of the female characters in this show, Chloe is a solid woman who doesn’t take to being pushed around. Well... actually, she does, but only when she thinks she’s doing the right thing.

Forgiveness - This should surprise no one, though. She forgave Foop at the end of “Blue Angel” with that... beautiful... card, after all he did to her that day.

Gluttony - Chloe’s points here come from her being a health food nut. Still counts! I’m pretty sure anyone who hesitates before saving someone’s life in order to retrieve a healthy snack needs at least a bit of a score in Gluttony.

Temperance - Chloe has serious difficulty saying ‘No’ sometimes, even to herself. She gets a low score here mainly from “Fair Bears” and her inability to accept that she was forcibly dragging her friends to watch a pathetic little kid show with her against their will. She couldn’t help herself.

Greed - Ahahaha, I hope this surprised some of you! Yes, I headcanon Greed to be a major Sin of Chloe’s. However, she’s not into money. I based Chloe’s greediness off WordGirl’s (It’s extra funny because one of the WordGirl animators arrived to FOP around the same time Chloe did), and specifically WordGirl’s somewhat obsessive need to have all the ceremonial keys to the city, and refusal to accept the fact that the forty-somethingth key to the city was going to go to someone else.

Charity - I cannot stress enough how good “Whittle Me This” was for Chloe’s character. Chloe sacrificed plans she was looking forward to in order to help someone who made her uncomfortable, even though she really didn’t want to. She’s Charity all the way!

Envy - Continuing this from the Greed chat, Chloe believes that if she puts effort into a contest, she should win- regardless of whom she’s competing against. Science fair against Jimmy Neutron? She’ll honestly be shocked if she loses. She’s used to winning and her instinct is to accuse everyone else of cheating. But of course, only inwardly. She’ll be a good sport on the outside. Probably. She just expects to win, and can’t handle someone else beating her.

Kindness - Ain’t no way Chloe gets max score in Kindness! Did you see her cheer when Dark Laser went after those litterers in “Clark Laser” with his arm cannons? YES! That’s my problematic daughter! I love her so much.

Sloth - “Sash and a Rash”, anyone? Yeah... I can’t justify putting even one point on her. She relaxes sometimes, maybe, but she’s a very go-go-go “Save the whales” kind of personality. Exotic veterinarian parents, amirite?

Diligence - Chloe gets bunches of points from “Whittle Me This”, seeing as she stuck through her time with Catman and even went back with him for a second run (even though, again, she clearly did not want to, and sat there in his basket with a twitching eye and a mortified expression). Crocker also claimed she “always tells the truth”, although we know that’s a lie due to the whole “biking to Fiji” thing... Classic Chloe.

Lust - We already know that canon Chloe A) Is a forgiving person, B) Believes there is good in everyone, and C) Denies anything she doesn’t agree with. Therefore, I don’t believe it’s much of a stretch to make her a fangirl who ships self-insert OCs with evil villains in the shows she watches over breakfast. Personally, I headcanon her as fostering a massive crush on Anti-Cosmo, in a very “my sinammon roll / you’re not as bad as everyone says you are / precious small baby needs to be protected” way. She refuses to accept that he could be as bad as he actually is.

Chastity - Still, Chloe is a good girl. I imagine her drooling over villains if ever she zones out in class or something, and she’s probably the type to believe in true love and make out if she finds “the one”, but I also see her saving herself for marriage before doing anything more. She just seems like the type.

Pride - 10/10? Yes! Just like Sanderson, Chloe sees herself as so humble, so charitable, so kind, so pure, so good, that she doesn’t realize how prideful she is. She thinks she’s the greatest and, honestly, if you asked her which Deadly Sin she expressed the most, her first response would be, “I don’t have any of the Seven Sins”. And she’d believe it. Only with considerable coaxing would you be able to squeeze out, “Well, I have to admit I can kind of sometimes lose a little bit of my temper on very rare occasions...”

Humility - So of course, she receives a low Humility score as a result. However, Chloe does believe in following the rules and respecting her parents, so she isn’t completely barren there, either.

She’s a mess and I love her.

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