#ayooo looks fun!!

[norrisainz33]

Volley || OP81

☆ summary: in which oscar is obsessed with his olympic volleyball playing wife

☆ pairing: oscar piastri x olympic!reader

☆ fc & warnings: jordan thompson + pinterest & none

☆ requested: yes! thank you for the oscar and volleyball suggestion 🤍

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oscarpiastri: one last little trip before my gorgeous wife (god i love saying that) heads to paris! good luck champ 🧡

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user1: when will it be my turn

user2: they’re the cutest newly weds i hate it (i love it)

landonorris: let’s gooooo mrs piastri!!!!

ynpiastri: thank you lan 🥹

nicolepiastri: i’m so proud of you y/n/n!

ynpiastri: love you mama p 🤍

ynpiastri: thank you for the best getaway. see you soon my love 🫶🏻

oscarpiastri: i’ll be waiting with open arms 🤍

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ynpiastri: reporting live from paris!!! ready for my first ever olympics with the best team i could ever ask for. let’s get it girls 💪🏻

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user3: my god she’s gorgeous

user4: hit that ball!! or whatever it is you do in volleyball idk i love you and hope you win

lewishamilton: you got this 💪🏻

ynpiastri: thank you lew 🤍

user5: never watched volleyball before but you know darn well im tuning in for mrs piastri 🗣️

mclarenf1: sending love from the mtc

alexandrasaintmleux: good luck pretty girl

ynpiastri: says the prettiest girl

oscarpiastri: yes, that first picture is my phone background now! thank you!

ynpiastri: you’re so cute stop 🥹

landonorris: he’s telling the truth i saw it

texts between you and oscar

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teamusa: and just like that, our girls are headed to the next round! USA’s volleyball teams sweeps France to move onto the quarterfinals 💪🏻🇺🇸

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user8: Y/N SPOTTING

ynpiastri: could not be more proud of this team 😭

user24: we could not be more proud of you y/n

yourbff: AND I AM SO PROUD OF YOU MS GIRL

logansargeant: ayooo let’s goooo!!

user12: logan being here is so important to me ok

user18: loscar crumbs 🥲

oscarpiastri: that’s my wife 🗣️

user22: we know buddy, no one’s tryna take her

oscarpiastri: absolutely incredible match! so proud of everyone on this team

user65: oscar supporting everyone not just his girl is so wholesome

user66: oscar is the politest cat, making sure he compliments everyone

user88: america 🇺🇸 🦅🇺🇸

user24: came for y/n, staying bc i know love volleyball

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oscarpiastri: it’s missing y/n o’clock so enjoy some photos from our honeymoon. the gold medal match is tomorrow so i expect you all to tune in!

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user13: ty for reminding me i’m single

user14: mans is obsessed with his wife

landonorris: down bad o’clock i see

maxverstappen1: oh let him be! you’ll understand one day

oscarpiastri: what max said !!!

landonorris: okok i get it, i don’t know what it’s like to be a husband or whatever

ynpiastri: and when i say i miss you more?

oscarpiastri: brb hopping on a plane to paris

mclarenf1: oscar you have a race tomorrow

ynpiastri: pretty please admin

mclarenf1: who’s gonna drive the car then?

ynpiastri: zak!

mclarenf1: 🥹 be for real y/n/n

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oscarpiastri: how do you manage to always look so beautiful???

ynpiastri: osc 😭 you’re too sweet

oscarpiastri: never too sweet for you

landonorris: who’s your teammate 👀

ynpiastri: off limits norris

landonorris: you never let me have any fun y/n

ynpiastri: for good reason!!!

yourbff: you are glowing

user13: our favorite olympian fr

user22: i’ll be watching and screaming for mrs piastri like my life depends on it

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oscarpiastri: y/n “gold medalist” piastri. that’s it, that’s the post

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user44: yayyayayyayayaay !!!!!!

carmenmundt: my favorite volleyball star

georgerussell63: mine too!

logansargeant: RAHHHH AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 (did i do it right?)

ynpiastri: yes 🤍

user2: AHAHA LOGAN

user3: he’s one of us

user66: my mom won her first gold medal not long after my dad won his first grand prix 🥹 oh i love them

landonorris: DO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING CROM HERE?!

ynpiastri: omg that was you?

user4: i love their friendship

mclarenf1: congratulations mrs piastri!!!

nicolepiastri: that’s our girl! what an incredible moment 🧡

user88: so proud so proud

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oscarpiastri: my gold medal baby is home

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user18: husband oscar content 😭

landonorris: thank goodness, i couldn’t handle you crying about missing her anymore

ynpiastri: u were crying abt missing me too you muppet

landonorris: your point?

ynpiastri: glad to be back with you my boy 🤍

oscarpiastri: glad you’re back but i’m already looking forward to the next olympics!! i love seeing my girl succeed

logansargeant: a bunch of simps 🤭

user19: if my partner doesn’t post me like this i don’t want it

user22: @.my partner take notes 🗣️

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a/n: another installment of the olympic reader! as always thank you for reading 🫶🏻

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© norrisainz33: please do not rewrite, translate, or copy any of my works posted here on to any other platform

[yue-chan077]

( #WINDBREAKER #ウィンブレ )

"Would you like to climb the stairs of Adulthood with me...?

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And-- I finally drew Suo a fanart 🏃✨💙

I decided to draw him on the magazine cover illustration outfit! which was him and Sakura on a Chinese attire ! ✨

Aye let's have a fun story telling~ ! I have been invited to this fandom by my sibling specifically because Suo existed here 👌😭✨ ngl-- he looks so close to a certain character I took obsession for 🏃 (so it wasn't impossible to not like him--esp his va was my favorite!~)

Ayooo~ it's so good to be back in this other artstyle of mine! 🙇‍♀️✨ haven't tried it in a while and I thought it would suit suo best ! so I had to 🤭✨

anyway-- be back to my wips~ 🏃🏃🏃

(DO NOT REPOST USE PRINT TRACE MY ARTWORK/ AI IS PROHIBITED)

#YueArt

[cuppajj]

So I'm playing Cookie run kingdom for the first time (I blame you), and I found the little tab where it asks you to choose your first ancient. I could have gone with the kind healer, or the cool looking tank lady, but for some reason my history with Transformers made me grow attached to the depressed old man wayyy to quickly (Dark Cacao)

anyway him and Burnt Cheese are on my front so far, and it's so much fun to watch those two go. I have no idea what is going on, and so far the story is wholesome, so I feel that Ralph Wiggums meme rn

Ayooo!!! So cool that you’re playing kingdom now!! Cacao was my first ancient too and yeah he gave me the TF vibes… fun fact, his voice actor was Overlord in Prime Wars

Burnt Cheese is a great defense cookie to start out with! Hopefully you get a team lineup that’s really good ^^ until you get a better healer cookie that’s an epic, I’d recommend using Angel in the early game (they’re common, so you might be able to pull them pretty soon if you haven’t already). Also make sure to get those fountain rewards since they’ll be very useful later once you start needing resources for things!

And I hope you like the story!! I didn’t know what was going on at first, but being drawn to the characters helped me get invested in their story. If you’re a lore nut like me then you’ll understand most of it eventually, just keep playing and check the wiki if you want to do extra research ^^ have fun!!

[stonedmhababe]

Ayooo

If you’re doing requests what about

Dilf!Older!Eijirou x Bimbo!Reader

(( reader doesn’t need to be a complete or typical ditzy personality but similar/sum characteristics ))

NSFW — daddy, dom/sub, choking, biting, slight bondage

Halloweenie Setting — the plot is up to you !

— 🧿 anon

I have never wrote NSFW so hopefully you like it and it’s not horrible 😅

18+ MDNI age gap! Daddy dom! Choking, biting.

He couldn’t get enough of her, the way her eyes shined like he hung the stars and moon her every night and swapped them with the sun every morning. The way she looked at him like he had the universe in his hand but it’s only because she’s so easily forgetting things, she needs him. She couldn’t survive without him, that cute little head on her shoulders always believing what others say to her, never questioning anyone’s true intentions. She was smart in her own way just not about the things that would keep her safe that’s why he was her hero. Eijiro kirishma had just turned 37, he didn’t think he’d find anyone to settle down with all his friends were having kids or had kids and were married then there’s him the fun uncle that over time developed a slight stocky dad bod while still maintaining his muscle, this gorgeous giant man felt like he was missing something in life. Then he met you, a 21 year old all on her own looking lost while trying to find the store, being red riot the manliest of hero’s he had to stop an help even if he was already off the clock.

“Hi little lady are you lost? Is there anything I can help you with?” Kirishma ask as he slowly gently approaches her making sure not to scare or startle her.

She looks up at him with these big eyes and happy bright smile, one that almost matches his. “Uhhh yea I think I’m lost, I was supposed to be going to the store but I have no idea where I am.” She giggles while clasping her hands together, making her breast pop out of tank top even more then they are seemingly like she doesn’t know what she’s doing.

“That’s alright sweetheart I can help you find your way if you’d like, my shift is over so I was just heading home to get ready for a Halloween party but I don’t mind helping you first.” He smiles brightly “what store were you looking for hun?” He ask while trying to to be respectful and not stare at her cleavage but he can’t help that he’s secretly a closeted pervert.

Y/n smiles at kirishma even more and bounces up down not having the slightest clue what she’s doing to him “I’m looking for the Halloween store! My friend invited me to her cousins Halloween party and I need a costume”

“Here let me show you where it is.” Kirishma smiles at her biting the inside of his cheek to stop him from staring a tits jiggle in her small tube top that looks like it could fall off at any point in time.

As kirishma shows you the way to the Halloween store he can’t help but notice how you have to fast walk to keep up with him and normally he’d slow down but he can’t help himself but keep his pace as he has the perfect sight of your breast jiggling as you walk and can see down your top and notices you don’t have on a bra and he has to hold back his groan.

You guys finally arrive at the Halloween store “here we are sweetheart, I hope I was helpful enough and you find what you’re looking for” kirishma lets her know

Y/n looks up at him and smiles, she grabs her phone out of her back pocket “could I have your number? You know in case I need help finding something again” she ask while blushing and holding her phone out

He takes it and puts in his number “of course anytime you need me I’m at your service beautiful “ he smiles as he turns to leaving feeling good about himself.

~Time skip~

Later that night as kirishma enters denkis and hantas party dressed in his werewolf costume, he scans the already moving bodies looking for his friends when he sees a familiar face he just met earlier that day wearing a slutty red riding hood costume.

Kirishma smirks as he walks over to you and sees some of his friends near you as well giving them a nod as they make eye contact then walking towards you

“Well don’t you make a great red riding hood” he says to you while biting his lip scanning your body

“I’d love to have you as breakfast lunch dinner and dessert” he mumbles to himself thinking you don’t hear him but little does he know you do, you just don’t say anything about it.

“Hiii!” You exclaim while jumping up and down in front of him. “Your costume looks so good!” You tell him while biting your lip and looking him up and down

Kirishma smirks “yea you think so? I think yours looks way better, why don’t you give be a twirl doll” he tells you while biting his cheek.

Y/n smiles and give eijiro a small twirl going slow to make sure he can take in every detail of her costume.

Eijiro smiles down at her as mom walks by giving him a drink that he takes in one setting like it’s a shot as you stare up at him smiling swaying left to right slightly biting your lip.

Eijiro can’t help it but stare at you dirty thoughts of all the things he wants to do with you. “You got a drink yet?” He ask as he scans the surrounding area to see where drinks are located.

Y/n smiles and turns around and picks up a cup from the table behind her off to the side “yea I think this one’s mine” she’s smiles at him without a care in the world.

Eijiro takes her cup and sets it back down on the table “why don’t get you a new drink? You really shouldn’t leave you drink just laying around honey someone could slip something into it or do something to it” he tells you as he walks you to the kitchen his arm around you on the smaller part of your back.

“Ohh ok that makes sense” you say as you smile up at him giggling “thank you for taking care of me” you giggle some more and step closer to him once you arrive to the kitchen and he pours you two shots and four for himself you both taking them, he feels the liquid courage in his body.

He smirks looking down at you as his thoughts become too much and with the help of the alcohol he ask you what’s been on his mind since he met you. “Hey do you wanna go find a more private place to hang?” He ask looking down at you, your chest pressed his slightly chub stomach.

“I’d love that” y/n smiles up at him pressing her chest even more into him and giggling. Eijiro smirks while picking her up and throwing her over his shoulder. He marches his way up the stairs to the guest room he uses whenever he stays at the party house after drinking to much, it’s the one night all their friends get together and spend together it’s not always a party but tonight he’s happy it is.

As you both enter the room eijiro closes the door and locks it pushing you against it and kissing you with so much passion and heat he can’t help it, you’re different then the girls he’s use to.

He starts kissing down your neck leaving hickies in his path as he travels down, listening to your sweet moans and whimpers as he gets to to your collar bone he nips at you. Y/n can’t help but whine and plead for more as eijiro bites her leaving more marks on her then she’s ever had before.

“Please eiji baby please” she begs shes not exactly sure for what as her mind is so fuzzy and thoughts muffled by how good she feels from just his mouth on her neck.

Eijiro smiles big “please what princess come on talk to me, tell daddy what you want baby.” He can’t help the loud groan that leaves the back of his throat as he feels you grind your wet panties against his rock hard clothed cock.

You whine and try grinding against him “want your big cock daddy please” you look up at him face pleading eyes big and full of desire and want.

Eijiro groans “anything you want pretty girl anything you want” he starts stripping you both of you clothes as he continues to kiss all over you, his hand sliding up to your throat grasping to tightly but enough for you to still breathe. You whimper as you feel his hand grasp your throat.

Eijiro moves you from the door to the bed tossing you on it chuckling as you squeal from being tossed he smiles as he stalks over to you like you’re his prey.

* I can make a part two if you want more smut but it’s hard to write with one hand😅*

[sashoopsieart]

Ayooo I'm back!

Hopefully for longer this time.

Some time ago I made a small concept art piece for Kori, Roy and Jason as dnd characters and I am coming back to that idea like a madman because it needs to be made.

I am also thinking of maybe turning these into bookmarks? May the gods bless me to be able to either buy a silhouette machine sometime by the end of the year or next one?

Anywho, I feel very AO3 author but I might drop out of art school because my family isn't giving me the time to actually work for school, so I'm looking into being a sir tof administrator or library worker HOWEVER I do know that my city has a course you can take for concept art that lasts just one year and the teachers help you find your footing in the industry, it is an interesting idea to follow even if it costs 2K, which by sad little European standards is kind of a lot, obviously I wouldn't survive the UK and Neverland the US.

Anywho, I am going to start posting again which is fun cause I really genuinely love making art, it just sucks that everytime I want to make art and engage in communities my parents decide to use me as their mule for pretty much everything and I don't mean to complain but I am the walking stereotype of first gen immigrant older sister in the family. It do be a full time job.

[fwuitbewwies]

score commentary time!

teams:

Purple: scott won scripted smh /j okay now for real i'm so happy a team like this which doesn't have any stereotypical super strong players managed to get 1st and win, and that long-time minecrafters won the ender cup. Also especially Pearl for getting another win so soon!

pink: we all know purple is cracked lol, but it's still the whoke team's achievement to get to dodgebolt with three players who haven't played that many mccs or tend to struggle. i think it may be tina's 1st db?

yellow: my pov!!! they pulled it back so much in the end with an amazing gr and managed to snatch 3rd after being in the lower half for most of the event!!! they did great

cyan: i really liked this team and they were doing so well for most of the event! it's such a shame they struggled with gr :(

orange: same as wirh cyan, i really thought they'd go to db! they seemed to be doing well

lime: i think 7th place is really good for this team! they're far from the most stacked team and they managed to get ahead of 3 teams which initially seem stronger to me (though blue might have thrown for fun, you never know with tommy and tubbo)

green: incredible that the point record is on an 8th place team. lmfao

indivs:

fruit: NEW POINT RECORD LETS GO FRUIT MY GOAT. it felt like it would never truly be beaten but since that first flawless skybattle it looked like it might happened and happen it did. Rip techno's mcc4 record, you will always be remembered o7

purpled: also surpasses the previous point record, breaks 4k, and goes on to be the 2nd highest ever indiv score, incredible

fbm: eyyyy he managed to snatch that 3rd from hannah in the end, that said hannah 4th is also amazing!!!

PHIL 5th!!!! NICE

WAIT H 6TH, BEK 7TH, CAP 8TH AND CPK 9TH??? i hadn't been paying attention to the indiv scores that much besides the record thing it's great that all of these people got top 10 let's go!

JIMMY 11TH AYOOO

PEAEL 15TH!!!!!!! AMAZING

joel got 17th? i saw in the beginning he was cringefailing around the low 30s smh how dare he do well

aimsey 19th!!!! and on not that high scoring of a team great!

grian 22nd!!! that's pretty good too!

scar 28th!!!!!! nice

[oogaboogaspookyman]

I WILL NOT BE REPLACED

[HEDGE]

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[1]

Running around, faster than light itself

All over the place

So carefree in the land!

*oohh wait up*

[2]

This place can't seem to stop being so pretty all day!

The waterfalls, the birds

Everything's so pretty here!

*OOH SHIT WAIT UP*

(Welcome!)

(Welcome to my pretty home, new friend!)

(It's gon' be fun!)

[3]

Let's see how fast you can really go!

Go past your limits, try to keep up with me and the beat!

Tis my song now and pal it's gonna be a trip for you in this one!

*YOOO*

[4]

Can you feel the beat speed up by the second?

You're gonna work for that victory, my guy!

This may not be a competition but that's not gonna stop me from putting up a fight!

*AYOOO SORRY FOR EVER DOUBTING YOU HOG THIS BE A GOOD ONE, FAKER BE DAMNED NGL*

[5]

Come on, pick up the pace, try to catch me in this track!

I'm making you work for that little medal, that way it's gonna be fun!

Keep up with the beat, step it up and see if you can take me down!

Don't be fooled by my title of hero, i'm not gonna take it easy on you, pal!

*HOLY MOLY*

(Catch up with me!)

(Step it up, like me!)

(Keep up with me!)

[6]

Come on step it up!

*THIS SOME GOOD SHIT*

(Come on, can you feel the beat pick up the pace!)

*YO NO FUCKIN' WAY BRO*

(Running around the land, so carefree that you cannot believe!)

(This is already getting so fun!)

[7]

Hey pal i know i'm seeming a bit demanding now but just know that it's not all i am at all

What i'm doing is making this little game a little more fun like it's the first time in your life

If something's wrong, feel free to tell me

*okay that's just sweet wtf what the hell did i write i'm- I FEEL THE WARM FUZZY WHAT THE HELL DID I DO*

[8]

You're looking a little tired right now, i'm betting!

Hey there's nothing wrong with a little break, you know?

You seem ridiculous confident, i'm putting that to the test, see who quits first!

*OOOHH SHIT*

[9]

Don't you think this place is breath taking pretty?

All the trees, the flowers and waters dance to the beat

Everyone is having fun!

This is what makes the wildlife a blessing upon this earth!

*THIS BOOTLEG SONIC IS GIVING ME WARM FUZZY WHY HELP ME*

Watch this!

[10]

You really not taking a little break yet, buddy?

Come on, you know real good what i am capable of by now!

Really gonna kick my butt, are ya now? Let's play the game then

Pick up the pace, take me down if you can catch me first!

*Tails? Knuckles? Eggman? Where are you?*

*Is anyone here with me?*

*Where am i?*

*It's so dark*

Good job! My turn!

[11]

Feeling the beat speed up by the second and still not conking out after that?

Tell me what you have for breakfast, i don't think i've ever met anyone as fast as i am, it's always been me!

*...*

*What happened?*

*What happened to them?*

(You're really no faker to me, i'm not getting over this anytime soon!)

[12]

Can you feel the beat speed up by the second?

You're gonna work for that victory, my guy!

This may not be a competition but that's not gonna stop me from putting up a fight!

*I'm fuckin' done bruh i can't top this lmao*

(Running around, faster than light itself!)

(All over the place!)

(So carefree around the land!)

[13]

Come on, pick up the pace, try to catch me in this track!

I'm making you work for that little medal, that way it's gonna be fun!

Keep up with the beat, step it up and see if you can take me down!

Don't be fooled by my title of hero, i'm not gonna take it easy on you, pal!

*ACTUALLY WAIT YEAH I CAN TOP THIS (LOOKING INTENSELY AT OTHER LYRICS I'VE MADE)*

(Catch up with me!)

(Step it up, like me!)

(Keep up with me!)

That was fun! Let's do it again, new friend!

[not yet]

[end? no]

[i won't let you get away this time]

[not now]

[you took so much from me]

[I WILL NOT BE REPLACED]

[kokoshfts]

That dream was slightly similar🤔🤔🤔(idk why I had extensions in my hair) I was trying to detangle it (it wasn't even tangled) but like the point is so that it wouldn't be tangled so I brushed it anyway I did take some out from the back because I couldn't brush it all the way (idk how to put it back in AYOOO) nah but I love my hair in my dreams it's fun

it's so hard to type in dreams (got lost and there were no more buses coming) we were panicking but I had my phone and tried typing in my home address but Everytime I did it either was the wrong numbers or I couldn't press down so that the number comes up (there's numbers at the top where you can press down and it'll come up like this t5 see)

I was teaching my sister how I learned to type in Korean (it's actually kinda fun once you actually try🤷🏾‍♀️)

Wait cause I feel special (it was actually really scary) basically what happened was there were people looking for me (I actually forgot what I did💀💀💀) but yeah I was like closing the curtains and stuff so they couldn't see inside but I got scared when I heard literally airplanes and stuff searching for me🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 (like if you miss me just say that)

It's weird because I'm starting to remember my dreams even more🤔

[danganronpafan777]

danganmon reading update also how thy day going!

Not too bad!! I’ve been busy with a Wattpad story, and a TON of irl stuff, but I just finished Chapter 2!

Here’s some notes/reactions while I was reading it/watching Blaze’s playthrough

SPOILERS

Danganmon Chapter 2 from someone who knows nothing about Pokémon:

I’m curious to see what Faust looks like without the mask as much as everyone, but ngl it kinda rubbed me the wrong way that they were pushing him so hard when it’s clearly a sore subject

HE LOOKS SO FREAKING CUTE THO

Sam: “…I think it looks nice too, maybe in this case “cute” would be the right word”

Ayooo

Last chapter, I wasn’t sure whether I should ship them or see it as a sibling relationship, but I’m leaning towards shipping

Faust keeping the mask on because he wants to be taken seriously is honestly a pretty valid reason (it’s a nice twist instead of a scar or trauma)

Maya is growing on me ngl

She reminds me of a more socially awkward Rei

Flidgey being amazing as always 

Cyrillo and Wimessir give that “We will be adored” energy 

Kami deadass asking Cyrillo why he’s tall- 

This premotive game sounds like a fun concept! I feel like Sam is gonna let Faust win

Fry seems like such a cutie that it makes me scared

So Kami and Fry don’t actually have to face off against each other? I’m assuming all the funhouses are different, so theirs is just not competitive?

BRO LAVA??

They’re literally exchanging their fav flowers while trying to escape from lava 😭 I honestly like this duo and I’m scared Fry might die

Sam really disappeared faster than my will to live 

Okay Zoro definitely giving blackened energy

Zoro and Roxanne got some sibling energy tho

I want to hug Faust so bad 

Maya and Flidgey friendship is unexpected but not unwelcome in the slightest (I actually love this dynamic)

Flidgey: A ghostly guy and a ghostly girl… lemme guess, some guy tried to suck you up with his vacuum? 

I love her sm

Stella and Cyrus being bullied by a robotic Gordon Ramsay for burning bread is def my favorite fun room 

Voodoo doll motive :0

Apollo probably got Maya, I’m calling it now

I’m getting some death flags from Lillie and Juno…

At least one of the melons is probably poisoned

Glad Sam apologized and everything worked out. Genuine apologies and communication is rarer than it should be in dangan/fangans

I’m officially on board with Sam x Faust and Maya x Flidgey 

If any of them die I’m rioting man

(Flidgey raised some death flags and if she goes then I’m quitting this fangame I swear /hj)

…FUCK

*end credits*

(I swear that wasn’t planned)

A trade between dolls?  Apollo is probably involved, but it’d be a cool twist if Flidgey was the one who swapped

I’m never forgiving whoever the hell killed Flidgey tho 

Okay now Apollo starting to piss me off (Still like his character tho)

CALLING HER FRIDGEY BRO THE DISRESPECT

(I hate how it made me laugh)

Wimessir is my top suspect tho, she’s just acting a bit sus

I KNEW IT

WTF APOLLO YOU BITCH

Okay I forgive Wim but Apollo you’re dead to me

Oh god, using Cyrillo against her is a whole new level of screwed up

KICK HIS ASS CYRILLO

Sapphire tucking in Juno’s doll makes me feel a lil better tho

CYRUS MY MAN

Out of all the antags in dangan, Apollo is the first to just be badshit insane, and like a genuine pychopath

(Well, his backstory does sound screwed up from what little we’ve seen of it)

The bags under Cyrillo’s eyes makes me sad :(

I actually loved this chapter tho, the funhouse games and the bonding between the characters is such a good buildup

9/10

The investigations are a bit short and Wimmessir’s guilt came a bit out of nowhere (In terms of evidence. I had suspicions from her behavior, but Apollo’s accusation and the purple hair was a bit abrupt) It felt like everyone turned against her rather quickly, and not much could really prove her involvement, but her execution was well done

This was great, but I kept thinking of the ways a reader would fit into the story which really shows the type of person I am (I write too many x readers lmao)

[starlightfiles]

Ayooo take a look at my main oc<3

Her name is Zoe! She is very fun...

[the-flaneur]

hallowed holidays (mv1)

pairing: max verstappen x influencer!reader [smau]

summary: as the internet's self-proclaimed halloween queen, the red bull social media admins bring you in to spread some halloween spookiness in the paddock...and let's just say max may be under your spell.

warnings: none (i think)

a/n: yes ik the max pic is technically from día de los muertos, but i can't resist a max look so...

[masterlist] [requests]

-> instagram

hallowqueen

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hallowqueen throwback to 2019 -> what's a ghost's favourite dance move? shaking their boo-ty ;)

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hallowqueen GET READY FOR A SPOOKY SURPRISE THIS YEAR

user1 literally gorgeous as alwaysssss ❤️

user2 UNMATCHED VIBES, NO ONE HAS EVER SLAYED HALLOWEEN AS HARD AS YOU HAVE QUEEN user3 im loved the red theme!!! user4 honestly though, nothing can beat the starfire outfit (the og iykyk) 😩 user5 @/user4 you're so real for that - that costume was literally a dream AND THEN SHE WORE IT OUT IN THE CITY FOR A HALLOWEEN VLOG WHICH WAS AMAZING

user6 GIRLIE THE JELLO SHOTS IN THE SYRINGES IS LITERALLY GENIUS - IM TAKING THIS FOR MY OWN PARTIES NOW

user7 queeennnn do you have a recipe you could hit us up with???? 👉👈 y/n.hallowqueen yesss of course my lovelies -> here - p.s putting cranberry juice makes the vodka taste better AND it looks more red ;) user8 slayyyyy 💋

user9 HOPE YOU HAVE A KILLER CELEBRATION THIS YEAR WITHOUT A STINKY EX GETTING IN THE WAY

user10 nah frrrr like the way we only got such a muted halloween celebration last year cause her ex was so not into celebrating it, like gtfo user11 👎👎👎 booooo exes~ user12 THANK GOD HE WAS A DOUCHEBAG AND SHE DUMPED HIM LOL

user13 hope you have a great time this year!!! waiting for vlog to come out as well ❤️

user14 CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU OUT AND ABOUT IN THE CITY

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hallowqueen spreading some early halloween spirits with the red bull boys - come find me at the paddock in brazil!

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user15 OH MY F*CKING GODDDDDDD GUYS THIS IS THE GREATEST CROSSOVER IN MY LIFE I WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS PLEASE SOMEBODY HELPPPPP

user16 GIRLIE IM RIGHT WITH YOU I CANT BELIEVE SHES MEETING ONE OF THE OTHER F1 GOATS BEFORE SHE GOT TO MEET HER IDOL HAMILTON 😭😭😭 user17 dont even worry lol ik y/n after the press will go run off to mercedes just to see lewis and george lmfaoooo 🤣

bestfriend LOOKING SEXY TODAY BESTIEEEE, GO GET YOUR BAG

hallowqueen 🤨🤨🤨🤨 wanna explain this? bestfriend no teehee~ ANYWAYS HAVE LOADS OF FUN AND MAKE SURE YOU GET ME A CARLOS SAINZ SIGNATURE PLEASEEEE

user19 she's literally glowinggggg even as corpse bride (how does one even achieve this level of gorgeousness when caked with pale ass makeup)

user20 this literally may be her best halloween outfit yet 😍 hallowqueen thanks lovelies, hopefully the party wont disappoint either 😉 user19 AHHHHHHHHH~

maxverstappen1 can't wait to see you in the paddock 😄

user21 oop what are you doing here max???

user22 lol who even is this girl???? lowkey looking like another wannabe influencer

user23 yeah ngl like who even shows up to a formula 1 grand prix with a full on wedding dress and makeup 🙄

user24 is this replacing the halloween vlog??? 😐

landonorris can't wait to meet you!

user25 AYOOO NORRIS WTF YOU DOING HERE???

user26 I'LL BE THERE AT THE GP, HOPEFULLY I'LL GET TO SEE YOU Y/N!!!!

user27 im literally so jealous of her, i wanna be invited by redbull to a gp T_T

user28 SLAY AFTER SLAY AFTER SLAY CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO MEET THE REDBULL BOYS

-> irl

-> twitter

-> messages

-> instagram

f1gossipofficial

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f1gossipofficial well some spooky love might be in the air tonight as a follower has spotted max verstappen out on a date with hallowqueen also known as y/n l/n in the weeks following their interview! although it's too late to see max in halloween attire, perhaps we'll see a christmas party?

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user31 I SWEAR TO GOD I FORGOT THIS LITERALLY HAPPENED CAUSE NO ONE WAS SAYING ANYTHING BUT IM SO HAPPY NOWWWWWW 🤩🤩🤩

user32 awwww they're looking so cute tonight ❤️

user33 im waiting for next year's couple outfit 🤌

user34 imagine they don't last till then user35 ur a party pooper go die 💩

user36 i hope we finally get to see her in the paddock properly!

user37 lol i forgot she looks so normal (but still sooo pretty) when she's not all dressed up in her extravagant outfits lmfao

2025

-> instagram

hallowqueen

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hallowqueen what did the prince dress up for on halloween? a frog ;)

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user38 THANK YOU Y/NNNNN FOR BLESSING US FANS WITH A MAX DRESS UP ALL HAIL MOTHER 🙌🙌🙌

user38 lol at least max didn't make her not celebrate it (we still hate her ex) user39 FRRRR WE DIDN'T LET THE MEDIOCRE WHITE BOYS LET YOU LOSE THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT 👍 user40 but he's like so cute for dressing up along with her - i hope we get to see the cats dressed up as like frogs or something hahahaha

user41 the halloween party is going to be so exciting, i can't wait for all the stories of the f1 drivers like blackout drunk

user42 are her parties that crazy??? user43 the stuff she posts online is like tame af - if you hear from anyone on twitter, she goes like crazy on the booze user44 well rip to their pr officers and their livers - hope their phones are still on them though, i want that halloween content

user45 LOOKING FLY AS HELL - YOU GUYS ARE SUCH A POWER COUPLE

charles_leclerc can't wait for the party tonight!

user46 CHARLES PLEASE LEAK PICTURES OF THE PARTY ONLINEEEEE user47 HAHAHAHAHA CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE AFTERMATH OF TONIGHT

landonorris i've got my best outfit on as well, although it's all a secret so far.... 😏

user48 someone in the party please get a pic of carlos and charles dancing again, it simply fills me with so much joy seeing them dancing 😹

user49 AHHHHH it's been almost a year since they got together and i still love them so much

user50 HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE 👻🎃

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[another-fckindumbboy]

Ayooo, I'm Jynx

-> 26yo

-> Transman, I use he/it pronouns

-> I have a super cute Husband, we've been married for 7 years & together for 11 years, I'm also poly & looking (not on here, just, in general lol)

Ngl, idk what I'm doing here, I just wanted to make another blog 🤷🏻 I also have a side blog

I'm a weirdo. There will likely be weird stuff. Does that bother you? I can give instructions to the nearest block button, if needed. It's okay to ask for help 💜

Uuuh, might post fandom stuff? Helluva Boss, Hazbin Hotel, The Owl House, Amphibia.. there's others, whatever.

I'm pro-a lot of things. I'm morally grey. I don't give a fuck. I'm just trying to live and let live & if you're not doing the same, go away. I'm down for "weird" or "problematic" ships. I'm an open minded piece of shit. I'm tired of people acting like fiction is anything other than fiction and if you, for some reason, feel like a fictional story or a drawing or the silly little brainchild of another silly little person is gonna ruin the world, you need more help than I'm capable of giving.

I DO NOT fuck with drama or discourse of any flavor. I don't fuck with hate. I won't answer it or entertain it. Bring it into my space, & know you'll be blocked and ignored. Genuine, level-headed discussion is always welcome. Bullshit is not.

I am:

-> Mentally ill af & have extreme trauma. The kind that comes with a lot of paperwork & a lot of hospital visits, it's not fun & it's not ideal but it is a part of my life & I will probably talk about it & make light of my own situation. Cause if I wasn't able to laugh about this shit, I'd be dead already.

-> Chronically ill & disabled. I use a wheelchair to get around like a cool kid. I'm bedridden a lot. I'm always some flavor of sick & it's not going away no matter how much yoga I do or how many leafy greens I add to my diet.

-> An agoraphobe. I can leave my house long enough to see my doctors. Outside of that, I'm stuck in my house. On a bad day I can't even make it out of my bedroom. On a normal day, I have panic attacks when I step any further than my porch. On a good day, I can get to the mailbox with my Husband's help. My life is very limited, & I'm trying to work on that.

-> An age regressor + a person with [professionally dx'd, not that it really matters] DID that has child alters. There may be some "childish" things on here. I'm not gonna overrun this blog with regression/kid stuff tho, I have a place for that!

So, there may or may not be a lot of disability/mental health shit on here. Some of it may be serious, some of it may be silly.

I genuinely have no idea what this blog will be I'm just giving general warnings at this point lol Feel free to ask me whatever you want, I'm down to answer any/all questions

My Tags:

Fckindumbboy - any of my posts/content

Boybarx - any time I talk/comment on a thing

Shøwøff - any of my pictures

[sorcerous-caress]

Ayooo, I loved the hell out of space as a kid, too. Would scramble and pick up every Discovery magazine or library book, and I got a basic telescope to observe Saturn's rings (well, it was blurry, so it looked more like a ring, but cool nonetheless.)

Was obsessed with super novas. It was something about a star, one of the biggest conceivable things in the universe, yet one of billions, could explode and be so bright, that they could dwarf the light galaxies themselves were so captivating.

Surprisingly, I was terrified by black holes, I thought they were lonely yet didn't like to ponder on them that much.

Would Sol like the Astral Plane? How about Limbo? I always imagined it like walking through the remains of a supernova.

Kinda wanna gift them a telescope, just to give them the ability to taunt stars face to face.

Oh my god a telescope lucky you!

My family could never afford one so I just settled for bad quality images on google and the 3d renders on Nasa's official website. I used to want to be an astronaut as a kid.

I loved math, I adored math and I understood it in ways it impressed my teachers. So much that when kid me heard about quantum physics and how they break the normal math we know, I was fucking head over heels.

I never understood the equations or symbols, it was so much more advanced than elementary and middle school math but I'd watch video after video of people solving it just for fun.

I'd tear through every article I could find on space, especially blackholes. Yes they were terrifying! But so beautiful?? They broke reality and I was in literal awe. Nothing could ever make me scared of them no matter how much fear they made me feel, I'd adore them more and more.

I remember when kid me found out that Venus is the hottest planet! I debated my teachers about it the next day because our science books were outdated, and it still claimed that Mercury is.

Supernovas are really amazing too! They are the reason we have the elements we do.

Oh god okay so, wanna hear about my favourite kind of star? It's a one that no longer exists but did back in the early stages of the galaxy.

It's a black hole star. Not a star that turned into a black holen but a literal black hole STAR.

It weights 800,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons

It's a massive star that held a blackhole at its core, BUT the star didn't explode! It's not going through a supernova, it's still a full functioning star who's core collapsed from the immense pressure and ended up with a blackhole.

And the thing is, because of how fast blackholes spin, everything takes a really long way to actually fall inside them. That's what those rings of lights around them are. So no matter how much that blackhole consumed, it wasn't faster than the star itself would generate.

Yk these supermassive blackholes at the center of the galaxies? It's theorises that the black hole stars are the reason behind them. A star endlessly feeding a blackhole for billions of years.

They can't exist anymore sadly :( the universe just can't support it anymore.

Here's the video about it, my heart flutters just thinking about how something so beautiful could exist.

I read about the star life cycles, the red dwarves, the blue gaints, the neutron stars that will outlive everything in the end of the galaxy. How the milkway is on its way to get married to andromeda.

The universe is so vast and empty and big yet so full of things and dark matter. It's so beautiful like how sound existed far before anyone could hear it and yet we developed ears just so we could hear music. Hopefully one day we will do the same and be able to fill the gaps in space.

And I like the mythology euphemism and titles used in space! It is the reason I got so invested in mythology literature because I wanted to understand why they were naming these planets and missions those names.

Space held everything I have ever loved and felt passion for, stars, blackholes, math, literature, and the unknown.

There is so much to understand, so much to explore and we know nothing, isn't that the best feeling in the world? To look everywhere and be met with the unkown and question marks?

And about Sol, if you took them to the Astral plane, they'd be enamoured. Looking at all those different stars, realising how small the sun is in comparison, how big the world is, how little they matter.

And it weirdly brings them relief? Makes them feel safe. This is a place that could handle them, it feels like they belong here amdist the stars. That maybe if they burn and melt their skin off by accident here, it wouldn't be out of the ordinary, stars burn out and die all the time.

But they'd miss the grass, the cows and worms. They especially miss the plants and flowers. The Astral plane is pretty and all but they'd rather doze off under a tree shade while watching a colony of ants, even if it meant they can't be themselves. They also prefer close proximity fighting, jump between a bunch of enemies and set everyone, including themselves, ablaze with a fireball.

In the Astral plane, all fighting feels long range. Everyone is jumping or moving away and there is too much room for escape and fluidity. Sol is more Solid (Ha!) They can never compete with a dexterous enemy.

In Limbo- oh boy. They have 0 control over their emotions, you tell them emotions wrap space around you and they're instantly panicking and boom a nuclear bomb went off. If they could control their emotions, they wouldn't have been struggling with their magic as much in the first place.

It's like previously they held an wooden club but now you've handed them a loaded gun. And their mood swings and vortex of emotions keep firing off.

Their magic would love it tho, as in the dragon embodiment. Hell yeah this place rocks, and ops they attracted a chaos dragon who thinks they're challenging their territory.

A Chaotic neutral character having a horrible time at a Chaotic neutral plane, who could've gussed it.

Maybe good ending Sol may manage to be there? They'd be decent at it, survive but never thrive. It's just not who they are.

If you hand them a telescope, they'd be confused on how to use it. Doesn't Gale have one too? I think they'd have a bad view on telescopes because Gale owns one therefore they're bad.

Also there is this small possibility they might wonder and stare at the sun with it if left unattended, it's very small but it is very possible.

They have no interest in the moon or other planets, the stars tho? They're invested. But all of them are so far away...it feels pointless, they can't make out any details. They can't ever witness a star close without risking their eyesight and that annoys them, they might accidentally melt the telescope in frustration.

Sol would feel so bad since it was a gift, they wouldn't wanna face you in shame of ruining something you've given them. They'll try to take it somewhere to fix, even if the price of fixing it is more expensive than buying a new telescope. They'll still look at the sky from time to time, feel lucky that the stars are so far away, and they're here and alive.

How many stars can say they're alive like Sol? How many suns can claim a voice or a nose? It might have started as them taunting the stars, but it made them self reflect on their life, the little time they have left, the choices they have to make. The stars seem so lonely up there, it's a good thing Sol is down there with the rest.

[artnerd1123]

Ayooo why not, this’n looks fun!

Last song listened to: trade mistakes by panic at the disco- oop, changed songs while making this post! It’s now a cover of youth (daughter) by Daniela Andrade ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Currently reading: a bunch of stuff, mostly friends’ fics! Also my own fic. Self indulgence hours <3

Currently watching: a couple markiplier playthroughs, as well as The Mentalist (it’s copagabda but it’s self aware and funny and SUPER well written <3)

Currently obsessed with: DICE DICE DICE DICE DICE DICE DICE DICE D-

I tag uhhhh… @stardusttshowers @cosmosogler @captainshyguy @zommiethebutcher @fvaleraye @lightkrets312 & anyone else who wanna Dewit <3

I was tagged by @glass-clown , thanks a bunch-a!

Last song you listened to: ヘドバンギャー！!/Headbangeeeeerrrrr!!!!!!! by Babymetal ^^ ~

Currently reading: The tutorials for Post-Shift 2. Here's a copypasta that has One page of the night 6 tutorial.

Currently watching: Hmmm mostly Astral Spiff's vods (I'm working through all of Lethal Comoany, currently) video essays? The last of which was "Why Did We Forget Baldi's Basics?" By Minaxa

Currently obsessed with: Modded Lethal Company, my friends' very cool creature collector idea, still Bendy & the Ink Machine, some Sonic (specifically Sega Genesis & some Dreamcast era stuff)...

I will tag (in no particular order): @artnerd1123 @bleudinosaur @sapphireclaw @lightkrets312 @fvaleraye @carnation-damnation @captainshyguy @footsteps-on-the-dance-floor , & anyone else is free to hop on! No pressure, have fun !

[iguana-braces]

The Girl Can’t Help It (Hangman x Reader)

Based on this request – Masterlist

Description: Y’all remember when I said in the NSFW alphabet that sex with Hangman is about pushing yourselves to the limits of pleasure and teasing and physical exertion? Welp. 

“It ain't my fault you keep turnin' me on” - Zara Larsson, 2017

Warnings: explicit content, I mean this is pure filth, oral sex (m! receiving), penetrative sex (f! receiving), overstimulation, semi-public thigh riding, swearing and explicit language, spanking, f! masturbation, orgasm denial, reader's complete disregard for automotive safety 

Word Count: 3.2k (oh lordy)

Note: Saying a quick apology to the ancestors for this, I let my Thirst run wild and this is the result. I don’t know if I’ll ever top it (but Hangman can certainly top me ayooo). That being said, this one was supposed to also get the gold chain kink request, but I’m gonna save that one for a later fic cuz I completely lost the plot here. 

MINORS DNI, 18+

In the yard of a friend’s house, you were seated on Jake's lap as he enveloped you in a massive blanket, having severely underestimated the biting evening chill when choosing your outfit for the evening. It was a bonfire and fire is supposed to be hot so you didn’t want to overheat. Unfortunately, contrary to what Cardi B may claim, hoes do indeed get cold. 

In an attempt to prevent frostbite from setting in, you'd initially tried to keep your blood flowing by staying in motion, bouncing your leg, flexing your hands, even wiggling around on his thigh as you conversed with your friends. Your gyrations seemed to cause a problem for the man you were seated on, at which point he brought over the blanket to keep you still. But it was too late. By admitting your actions were an issue for him, he had set a plan in motion. You were no longer trying to keep your blood flowing, it was now about keeping his blood flowing… to his dick. After his third attempt at casually readjusting himself away from your posterior, he finally acknowledged the situation. 

“Are you seriously still cold?” he asked over your shoulder. 

“Nope, I’m just fine,” you said, before continuing your conversation with the girl next to you. Sitting still for a few minutes to get his guard down, eventually you resumed your secret dance. 

At this, Jake practically shoved you off his lap and stood, loudly announcing, “I need a drink.”

A couple other people agreed and also started to head to the kitchen, but you grabbed his hand to stop him.

“Babe, wait.”

“What?” he huffed. 

“Looks like you spilled something,” you said innocently, glancing downward. In the dim firelight, a wet spot was slightly visible on his jeans, revealing exactly how lacking your attire was: no underwear. It took him a second to register this information, but you could pinpoint the exact moment the switch flipped in his brain, his green eyes burning into yours as intensely as the roaring fire behind him. With an indignant shake of his head, he left for the kitchen. 

He spent the rest of the night keeping you at arm's length, but that didn’t stop you from “accidentally” rubbing up against him while refilling your drink, or fully bending over to “fix your shoe” when you knew you were in his field of vision. It didn’t take much to turn him on, and you made sure to take every opportunity you could to keep him turned on.

Finally, the two of you decided to head home. As Jake climbed into the car, you waited for him to unlock the passenger side door. He didn’t. 

“Dude.”

“If you get in, you’re sitting in the back.”

You scoffed. “Are you fucking serious?”

“Then have fun walking home. Try not to freeze.” You rolled your eyes and climbed into the back seat like his Camaro was fucking New York cab. Notoriously loudmouthed, his silence during the ride was telling– and amusing, but you still had a few tricks up your sleeve. 

“You know, making me ride in the back won’t stop me from doing this.” You pulled down your top and bra, cupping your breasts in full view of the rear view mirror. Jake's eyes only briefly flickered towards your reflection before they focused back on the road. “Or… this.” 

Spreading your legs, your feet resting on the backs of the front seats, one hand remained on your breast, the other traveled down between your legs. He looked again. But instead of looking away, his gaze remained locked on the mirror. 

“Fuck,” he breathed, his knuckles white on the steering wheel, before he turned the rearview mirror away from you. 

“Well, now you can’t see the cars behind you. And I’m not wearing my seatbelt…”

“Put your fucking seat belt on, Y/N! Jesus.”

“Make me,” you taunted. 

“If I have to stop this car, you’re gonna need a goddamn wheelchair to get out of it,” he spat back. 

“Is that a promise?” Mission fucking accomplished. 

Or so you thought. To your disappointment, he didn’t stop the car. You arrived home without incident and Jake had already gone inside by the time you readjusted your clothes and crawled out of the backseat. You decided to stop in the kitchen and hydrate before you headed to the bedroom, assuming he’d be there waiting for you. Halfway through your glass of water, he joined you in the kitchen, strolling in with a sly grin on his lips. 

“I can’t take you anywhere, can I?”

“Whatever do you mean, Jacob?” you asked coyly, matching his intense gaze. 

His head twitched to the side, muscles tensing in his neck. “You’re such a fucking tease.”

“I thought you liked that.” 

“I do,” he sighed, stepping closer to you. “And I hate that I do, because I’ve been so fucking hard for the past two and a half hours that I think I've lost a couple IQ points.”

“I'm not sure I can make you smarter, but I can help… soften you up.”

“You could’ve helped by not grinding on me all night.” 

“Oops.”

“Oops,” he mimicked as he pressed against you, trapping you against the counter with his body. He slipped his hand under your skirt and between your legs. “Spread 'em.”

You did as you were told, biting your lip in anticipation, and heard a click as he turned on your mini vibrator, rubbing it against your sensitive slit. 

“Of course you’re fucking soaked already.” He wasn’t the only one who had been aroused for two and a half hours. Jake's other hand went to the back of your neck and pulled you into a heated and passionate kiss, your tongues swirling around each other. Your body felt like it was on fire, your nails digging into his arm as he circled your clit with the device. You usually only used the vibrator as foreplay to heighten your arousal, but now it was just overkill. 

You could feel his erection throbbing against your thigh, wanting nothing more than to free it and let him tear you a new one, your rational mind already succumbing to its baser instincts. 

“Jake,” you moaned against his mouth, already on the edge of your first orgasm. “Jake, I’m so fucking close.”

“Yeah? You like that?” You would’ve liked setting yourself on fire if he asked you about it with that same rough edge in his voice. “Well, now you know how it feels.” 

All your built-up pleasure came to a screeching halt as Jake swiftly pulled the vibrator away and out of your reach. You groaned deeply at the loss of sensation, struggling to maintain your composure. 

“What? I thought you liked teasing,” he mocked, almost blatantly laughing at the annoyance in your expression. 

“Oh, fuck you.” He grasped your chin and tilted it up to look at his smug, smirking face, his lips just a breath away from yours. 

“Don't worry, you'll get your chance. But first–” You very ungracefully let him push you to the floor, your legs shaking underneath you. He unbuckled his pants and finally freed his erection. You didn't need any prompting to begin licking along the thick shaft and then taking as much of him into your mouth as you could. You tried to pull back but felt the pressure of his hand on the back of your head, keeping you in place. He was not going to make this easy. Bracing your arms against Jake's thighs, you tried to force your mouth farther down his shaft, doing everything in your power to stifle your gag reflex as he twitched in your mouth.

“Keep going. All the way.” Easy for him to say. You had the mental image of a snake unhinging its jaw as you took more of him in your mouth, tears stinging your eyes as you tried to resist the urge to bite down. 

"Fuck!" he groaned, letting his head fall back. "There's a good girl." 

He held you there for a moment before pulling completely out. You were still coughing and gasping for air when he pushed your head back towards him and you swallowed him again, and again, and again. You could barely breathe, air coming out of your nostrils in heavy puffs while the wet sounds of you choking on his cock echoed around the room.

You could only imagine how this looked. Lieutenant Seresin was still mostly clothed, leaning against the counter in his overpriced sneakers getting deepthroated like a champ. Meanwhile, you were kneeling on the cold kitchen tile struggling to breathe, tits half-way out, no panties, saliva running down your chin like a common whore. It was a lewd, filthy, and obscene situation of the utmost degree. 99% of the time, you were happy to be a strong, independent woman with some semblance of dignity and composure, but in that other 1% of the time... shit like this happened and you were more than happy to let him use you as he saw fit. 

Finally, he pulled out of your mouth for the last time and let go of your head. Had he finished? You weren't paying attention, your higher brain functions had long since been shut off. 

“Bedroom,” he breathed. Apparently his brain wasn’t operating on all cylinders either. You pulled yourself off the floor and did the walk of shame through your own house to the bedroom. Stopping in the bathroom to wipe the drool off your body, by the time you got to the bedroom, Jake was already in there pulling off his shirt and pants. “I’m not even remotely done with you.”

Oh boy. You followed his lead and stripped what little you had on.

“Bend over,” he said, almost impatiently. You laid down over the end of the bed, wiggling your butt as a playful invitation. That earned you a sharp SMACK on your ass. 

“Ow!” 

"Oh, that wasn't even that hard," Jake snipped from behind you. The next spank was just the lightest tap of his fingers against your bare skin. “How’s that, princess?”

You rolled your eyes. “Well, not that soft–”

SMACK

“Fuck, Jake!” That one would definitely leave a mark, white hot pain radiating across your rear. 

He hissed, a tone of surprise in his voice as he remarked, “Yeah, that one actually hurt my hand a little.”

“Good. You deserve it,” you muttered.

“Unfortunately, my love, this isn’t about what I deserve. It’s what you deserve.”

“For being too hot for you to handle?”

“That, and for grinding on me, and for soaking my thigh in front of everyone–" As he spoke, he began pointedly tracing the tip of his dick up and down your slick slit, sending shivers of anticipation up your spine. "And for touching yourself when I’m fucking driving and can’t do anything about it.” 

“You’re the one who made me sit in the back.”

In the moment of silence as Jake pulled away from you, you were just able to brace yourself before– SMACK. 

“You know, maybe I should downgrade,” he mused, resuming the previous up and down movements. "Find a girl who’s a six and a half at best and completely boring in bed. Then I wouldn’t give a shit about what she did.”

“I could say the same. That’s why I’m such a tease, I just can’t keep my hands off you,” you simpered, batting your eyelashes at him over your shoulder. 

“Sounds like we have the same problem, except I have a little something called self-restraint.”

The head of his cock stopped just at the entrance to your vagina momentarily before slowly pushing its way in.

“Shit…” he breathed, so softly you thought he might’ve come already. But he wouldn’t make this that easy. There were still inches left to take, and although he took the time to let you adjust, you could tell he was getting impatient. His shallow, warm-up thrusts became deeper all too quickly, forcing you to bite back a groan from the way you were being stretched out. 

“Jesus!” you winced, your fingers digging into the bed. 

“Maybe I should find a girl who’s pussy isn’t so fucking tight. Someone who can’t take it all like you do.”

“Yeah, maybe!” Although at that moment, you’d happily shank any woman who even dared look his way with any sort of indecent intention. His large hands spread your ass, both cheeks still slightly throbbing, a string of murmured expletives falling from Jake's mouth as he watched himself fuck you into the mattress. 

 The legs of your bed sharply scraped across the floor, the headboard slamming into the wall with each thrust. Your neighbors certainly would have something to say about this tomorrow. Not to mention the loud cries you were emitting as Jake completely bottomed out and the animalistic grunts of exertion rumbling from deep within his chest. 

In a normal situation, you would’ve throttled him for going too deep. But this was that special 1% occasion where you were willing to take the pain with the pleasure, letting both completely overwhelm you, each sharp snap of his hips forcing the air out of your lungs. What kind of demonic entity had created this man, and how can I thank them? was the only thought in your mind. This was the Jake Seresin Show now, you were just along for the ride and all you could do was cling tightly to the sheets underneath you, drowning in the alternating waves of pleasure and pain radiating through your body.

“Wait, stop,” you finally managed to gasp. 

His hips stalled almost immediately. As unhinged as Jake could get, that didn’t mean he didn’t respect the value of the word stop. “What?"

“I wanna watch too.” Even though your eyes had been permanently clenched shut for the last orgasm or two, you were missing the visual spectacle that came with watching Jake work. Turning around, you sat yourself on the edge of the bed, Jake impatiently hiking your legs up around his waist. 

“What a fucking mess you made." Looking down, you could see the copious amount of wetness that stuck to your thighs and front of his pelvis. "How many times was that?”

“I don’t know, a lot?” you said, catching your breath. “Who gives a fuck?”

“I give a fuck. I gotta know how much more of this you can take…”

He decided to test out your resilience by tracing his cock up and down your achingly sensitive pussy. You couldn’t stop yourself from whining at the sensation, your thighs involuntarily clenching around his hips, almost pushing him backwards. 

"Fuck, babe," you whimpered. 

"What? Too much?" His voice still had a teasing tone to it, but honest concern in what he said next. "Just tell me if you want me to stop and I'll stop.”

You knew how far this could go, until you were crying, unintelligible, practically unable to walk. And perhaps you had let your libido get ahead of itself earlier, pushing him further than necessary without considering how far he’d push you in return. And with a word, you could call it a night, finish him off quickly, clean up and head to bed. Or…

“Don’t stop.”

Jake grinned with one of those thousand-dollar smiles of his. “That’s my girl.” 

He wasted no time and immediately re-entering you and beginning to thrust into you like his life depended on it. With your legs over his arms, his hands gripping your thighs, you couldn’t have had a better view.

Golden strands of damp hair stuck to his forehead, occasionally dripping on your torso in yet another exchange of your bodily fluids. You didn’t mind, you were deliriously in love. Or lust. Both. You were fully enveloped in the sight of him, the scent of him, the warmth practically steaming off his sweat-slicked skin. Veins popped out in his neck and arms, rigid muscles tensing and flexing under a sun-kissed tan. You couldn't help but reach out, running a hand over the hair on his chest, digging your nails into his shoulder. And of course he was smirking, taking in your reaction to him.

"Like what you see?" 

"Mhmm."

"Tell me how it feels, baby." 

He knew damn well you were past the point of forming coherent sentences, and even if you could, words fell short of describing your current position. You were getting your shit absolutely rocked by a man whose appearance was comparable only to the hand-chiseled works of the Greek masters– that is, if Greek statues were hung like horses, his cock practically tearing you in two as it disappeared into your pelvis. Not to mention his other wonderful qualities, like his wit and intelligence and what have you, but that was beside the point at the moment. 

"Can't even speak, can you?" he taunted. "You gonna come again for me?" 

"Mm-hmm." Fighting for just one moment of competency, you moaned back, "You gonna come for me?" 

Jake grinned, panting in his reply, "Oh, yeah. It's all for you, baby."

Yes, indeed. This transcendent man was all yours. You were the only one on the planet who was going to get their shit wrecked by him time and time again. No one else could give it to him like you could, in the same way that no one else could give it to you like he could. And that was a good feeling. You might annoy each other into an early grave, but that was a choice you would happily choose time and time again. You squeezed your eyes shut and mentally gave a profuse “Thank you” message to whichever cosmic being had brought you to this moment as you hit your third or sixth or twelfth Earth-shattering orgasm since entering the bedroom. 

  You opened your eyes again when you heard his breath start to catch. His brow was furrowed and his body started to tense. Fucking finally. Letting go of your legs, both of his hands went to your collarbone, resting his weight on you, using the leverage to sharply snap his hips into yours. His hands weren't squeezing, but the pressure was enough to set off fireworks throughout your aching body one last time. The punishing pace of his thrusts faltered and he slammed his hips into yours a few more times, giving it everything he had as he came inside you, groaning deeply, almost whimpering under the strain. Game over. 

He practically collapsed on top of you, meeting your lips as your kisses slowed from feverish–punctuated by residual moans from tired thrusts– to soft and sweet. You lay there for a while just catching your breath, coming down from your extreme highs, feeling each other’s erratic heartbeats pulsing under your skin. The dopamine flooding your brain had you absolutely blissed out and ready for a long night of rest and recovery. 

"You know I'm never gonna stop being a tease, no matter how hard you fuck me." 

He laughed against your neck, lifting his head to meet your eyes. "I think that's kind of the point, my dear. Wouldn't want it any other way, I wouldn't trade you for the world." 

Feeling the blood now rush to your cheeks, you let him stew in silence for a minute before finally admitting, "I guess I could say the same." 

[two-red-lungs]

Ayooo. It sounds kinda cringe but eddie munson x vampire reader???? Or something like that. Or just x GN reader. That would be rlly swag of you :D

NO BC THIS IS PERFECT I was like "man I really wanna write a little about the Lost Boys/Stranger Things fic I'm working on, but IDK if the asker knows the Lost Boys" but you DO so sorry I am taking creative liberties w/ this imagine.

"Big Storm Coming" (Eddie Munson + LostBoys!Reader)

Your brothers were rabble-rousers. Nare-do-wells. It made settling anywhere... difficult, when the police kept getting on their tails. They set fires, caused public chaos, spray-painted walls. Hell, you spray-painted walls when you were bored enough. Eternal life was excruciatingly boring.

Like clockwork Max would chew them out, probably throwing one of them across the room in anger, and then move all of you to a new town.

Probably for the best. David brought death with him everywhere, he was messy and angry like that, and Dwayne, Marko, and Paul followed his example. Usually leaving you and Star to clean up the disaster.

So, really, moving to Hawkins felt like any other clan migration. Low population, sleepy police force, lots of bored teens "prone to going missing", as David had put it with a tight, toothy smile.

Marko had cackled when Max said he was enrolling everyone in highschool to "keep you outta trouble". He thought it was a joke.

It was not a joke. When you tried to protest Max told you to shut it or he'd lock you out on the porch come sunrise.

You all went straight from Max's van doors to the school entryway. A half-second in the sun, shielded under jacket lapels and long hair.

It was, admittedly, pretty fun, blowing open those doors on your first day. As much as you had a love-hate relationship with your blood brothers, you had to admit they turned heads. You all did. Wild rocker hair, manic self-assured grins, spike-studded boots. Rock-and-roll, baby. The sea of hallway students parted for the five of you.

Paul and Dwayne, as usual, were flirting with any girl that came within five feet of them, taking bets on who'd get a number by the end of the day. But with Star home with Laddie and David glowering at everyone like he wanted to massacre everything and then hang himself, you were pretty much on your own.

Great. School, again. A year of faking interest in American history and just waiting for a drained corpse to be found in the woods.

And then. AND THEN. Hawkins High, shithole in the middle of Indiana, gave you the gift you'd be desperately hoping for.

"Principal's office, NOW, Munson!" A teacher screamed nearby, flinging open a classroom door and shoving out a tall, wild-maned, leather-jacket clad man. The man flipped a double bird to the closed door, shoved his hands in his pockets, and turned around to start trudging down the hall.

Freezing in place when he saw you. Two individuals, nearly identical in style. Outcasts. Lost, maybe.

An incredulous grin spread across his face, dark eyebrows disappearing up into messy fringe. "...Holy shit." He said with a disbelieving laugh. "Look at you. Rock on, man."

He introduced himself as Eddie Munson, blood thumping under his ivory-pale skin and smelling like American Spirit cigarettes, and all at once you were hooked. He was clearly excited to see someone else with a patch jacket sporting bands he knew. He asked you if you wanted to smoke sometime. You blindly agreed, distracted by that warm smile.

And as he walked away down the wide hall, saying "Boo!" to a passing group of freshmen girls and making them literally jump, two things were made utterly apparent to you.

One: Eddie Munson was going to save your high school experience from being the most boring thing ever.

Two: he needed to be protected from your brothers at all costs. None of you were allowed to be happy. To make friends. They destroyed those sort of things out of envy, of jealousy. And you would not let Eddie be a tally mark in David's kill ledger.

Thank you for the prompt: if you guys like this concept, please let me know! I'm considering a longer, multi-chapter crossover fic with Eddie/reader and the Hawkins gang VS Max's boys.