#aww i miss your asks they're always a treat ♥

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I remembered I can be a menace in here, too 💜 Hi Naff all the talk about whore mob bosses not buttoning their shirts reminded me of that "look at him. he's been trying to tie his shoes for 5 minutes. he's crying" thing and I raise you: they can't button. maybe they don't know because a life of crime teaches many things but thats not one of them, or maybe the buttons are simply too small and fiddly for their fingers. they buttoned their shirts up halfway once, enough to get their big heads through, and now just leave it like that.

"Can you please button up your shirt" "Why don't you come over here and do it yourself ~" "Nevermind" meanwhile metaphorically, whichever mob boss is just heavily sweating at nearly being caught

I guess I just like my smooth men with a pinch of pathetic and having them cry at trying and failing to button their shirts is too funny to me

Heya, babe ♥

ALSJDFF PFFFFT SAME!!! I love that meme, and Detective!Y/N would sniff out this little pathetic trait of the mob bosses immediately.

Detective!Y/N: This is the third time you've come in here with your top two buttons undone. Mob Boss!Sun: *coy* You want more undone? Detective!Y/N: I want you to wear your shirt properly. Mob Boss!Sun: Lovely, I will wear my clothes however I please in my own residence— Detective!Y/N: Do you struggle with doing your buttons? Mob Boss!Sun: What, no— Detective!Y/N: Your optics flashed. You're lying to me, aren't you? Mob Boss!Sun: ...Come and do them up for me. Detective!Y/N: I'll pass.