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fishareglorious · 3 months ago

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i'd like to think upon joining the foundation the 'excuse me she asked for no pickles' has happened with vila and avgust with windsong.

imagine being a foundation cafeteria worker and having the world's most beautiful slavic woman roll up to the counter and ask to not include pickles in the burger of the woman standing behind her. she is significantly taller than her. in all honestly windsong doesn't mind the pickles but vila insisted

then the very next day an adorable little kid asks for the same request. he has to stand on his tippie toes to poke his head above the counter to ask for no pickles. same woman is behind him. same sentiment as before (windsong will take the pickles but avgust knows she doesn't like them and he also doesn't like them so win-win for both of them here)

#vila #avgust #windsong #reverse 1999 #certified storm moments #considering i havent played the event proper i might be leaning to much on windsong's supreme sogmaster swag so i apologize in advance #i dont think windsong is a picky eater considering that woman is living as a very broke researcher whos very much had to pinch pennies #avgust is tiny..... only 3'9.... three sauces tall.....#vilasong has a four inch height difference do with that as you will.#huh i thought widnsong was 5'9. well she is if you round off the second decimal

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