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[shmisolo]

the star wars penis headcanon masterlist (by popular demand apparently)

baz: the word that springs to mind is staunch. i'm thinking stocky. yes. he's got a stocky dick.

chewbacca: not that you'd know because his hair is so long and soft and smooth, but it's hiding a really ginormous dick. like easily the biggest in all of star wars. chewie's very humble about it tho. he's had a rough life and doesn't need to get into pissing contests with people. let the wookiee live.

finn: finn strikes me as a shower not a grower, and he's got nothing to be ashamed of in terms of what he has to show. tbh i'd argue probably the most aesthetically pleasing dick in all of star wars. like good proportion to the rest of his torso.

ackbar, gial: his is probably like the fish creature in the shape of water where it's like hidden and only pops out when he's gettin' ready to get down.

andor, cassian: i feel like it's pretty average sized, gets the job done well and fills you up nicely. i get the feeling that it's one of the ones that really shows the bloodflow?

antilles, wedge: wedge wedge darling wedge. i don't think his penis is very big. i don't think he cares though bc his concern is bringing the empire down which is probably the right way to handle the toxic masculinity surrounding conversations of penis size.

binks, jar jar: let's be clear about one thing--you all kept bringing up jar jar. i didn't ask for this, you did. so, without further ado--jar jar is probably the most capable of pleasuring his partner of any character in the star wars canon. 1) have you seen that tongue? dicks are great and all (and i'll get to his in a second) but we /all/ know that tongues are where it's at and jar jar's is long and strong. 2) he has a huge dick. like not so big that it's terrifying to fuck, but just the right size that it'll do you right for hours on end. so there we have it, kids. jar jar binks: the cassa nova of star wars.

calrissian, lando: ok this isn't dick-size related, but we all know that lando has the best groomed pubes of anyone ever. like it's stylin'. his dick ain't bad. not bad at all, but it's the pubes that make him stand out.

dameron, poe: slightly above average length when erect--a grower not a shower.

dooku, count: a full 8 inches. bet you didn't want to know that. too bad.

erso, galen: p nondescript tbh

fett, boba: has like a mirror image dick of his dad's.

fett, jango: huge and veiny. like almost disconcertingly veiny.

fortuna, bib: you know that weird thing that extends from his head and sort of wraps around his neck before disappearing into his robe? that's actually his penis. why are you booing me i'm right?

gerrera, saw: solid 8 inches but not super thick.

hutt, jabba the: people have been telling me that in legends, they say that hutts are hermaphroditic and can fuck themselves. i personally think that jabba *is* the penis. choose your own adventure, dear reader.

hux, armitage: long, but thin. i don't really think he's good at using it, tbh, bc he's def not a giving lover. so even if he's proud of his length he's got a lot of work to cover.

imwe, chirrut: pretty average sized but oh boy does he know how to use it. like his force sensitivity is a major boon to him.

jinn, qui-gon: qui-gon's dick is massive. like bigger than just about any other human's on this list i think, though not as big as chewie's.

kenobi, obi wan: obi wan gets the most giving and communicative lover in all of star wars award. his dick is pretty average--like probably on the small side--but oh man do you not notice that if you're in the sack with him holy fucking shit.

krennic, orson: ok so true story. krennic's dick is disconcertingly similar to anakin's pre-mustafar. that might be why they butt heads as much as they do. no one will ever really know.

lars, owen: owen's got a short dick, but it's pretty thick. idk why but the phrase "typical uncle dick" is coming to mind but it is.

maul, darth: red and black and has tiny tiny thorns. i'm also gonna throw it out there that maul's dick, like the rest of him, is highly flexible.

needa, lorth: short dick. real short dick.

organa, bail: let's just say breha's a lucky woman because her man has a decently sized penis but also is nearly at obi wan levels of giving-ness.

palpatine, sheev: lmao it's like a shriveled worm after his showdown with mace windu.

panaka, quarsh: a good 9 inches.

piett, firmus: solid 7.5 inches. good circumference. is subtle about that.

rook, bodhi: long and not toooo thick but not toooo thin.

skywalker, anakin: lbr here, his dick was probably pretty good. like average goodness. not too big not too small, not too thick not too thin. a balance in the force if you will. it also probz got burned off on mustafar. (i swear it's not actually conical.)

skywalker, luke: luke's dick is 💯💯💯, but most importantly, he comes from the obi wan school of being a very giving lover and so not only is he blessed with a 💯💯💯 dick, but he's using it the way dicks were meant to be used.

solo, ben: ben solo is the tallest and thiccest human in the star wars series; his dick is proportional to the rest of his body.

solo, han: good and girthy. not the longest in the universe but good solid girth work there.

tarkin, wilhuff: tarkin's dick is tiny.

veers, maximillian: if i had to pick some empire dick to ride it'd probably be veers', tbh. thick, long, doesn't get too disconcertingly colored when erect. not too shabby all around not too shabby.

windu, mace: good and long and thick. like his lighsaber, it purples when it's activated.

yoda: listen all of yoda is small, so let's not make a "he's got a small dick" joke because that's just cheap. it's. just. cheap. his dick is proportional to the rest of him, and for his species that's doing pretty good. you've seen the dude fight with a lightsaber--do you really think he's not capable of workin' it?

[cloudshapedpatch]

this looks fun! but instead of having you all send in asks for writer friday, i thought i’d just answer ‘em all!

usually i make myself a nice cup of hot tea, either PG Tips or vanilla chai while i write

nighttime writing hits different. i really can’t write while the sun is out. but 3 am drabbles that turn to full wips? yes please

i write best on my bed. although there’s this little coffee and game shop in my town and it’s the perfect little place to sit. i grab a coffee and a cookie from their little stand and write. it’s got perfect ambiant music and if i need a breather, i can just eavesdrop on the inevitable group of people playing DnD (i’ve gotten inspo from a great deal of DMs)

word sprints are the only way i write nowadays tbh, i think the longest word sprint i did in one sitting was around 7k words, but it usually averages around 3-4k words

i hate travel writing. i get super motion sick so doing anything in the car is out of the question. i did try to write on a plane earlier this summer and i stared at my screen for 20 minutes before giving up, i was too excited for my destination

i try not to share my writing for it’s published cause then if i change something i feel guilty and then i may not make necessary changes. this doesn’t stop me from rambling to my brother who, graciously, pretends to listen

in my original novel, my main protagonist is based off me (basic, i know, but this way i can really get into her head) but i changed a lot of things. she’s hardheaded, a no-nonsense kind of girl. i beat around the bush haha

by far, Alya is my favorite character to write. she’s got a lot of great canon qualities, with enough wiggle room to allow other people to project onto her. she schemes, she pleads, she’s genuine, she’s fantastic!

i have no idea how long In The Diary Of Alya is. if i had to estimate, about 40k words

my writing philosophy is: nothing is wrong. nothing is incorrect. if i stop at all while drafting, nothing gets solidified. if i write a beginning paragraph and then decide i don’t like it, i don’t delete it, i just write a new one under it. i leave any and all editing for the editing stage. drafting is for dumping ideas out. all ideas are welcome

i was really into Theodore Boone: Kid Lawyer and the kinds of books they made you read for assignments. To Kill a Mockingbird, Tangerine, and this one book i read when i was like 10 called Ruby Holler. those three books live rent free in my head at all times

i always re-read what i have previously written before i start. it helps for my to pick up my train of thought or sometimes realize i need to take the characters in a whole different direction.

i try to emulate different styles based on the story. when i write In The Diary of Alya i try to think like Alya would, how the ML writers would do it. but for Misguided Royalty, i channel my Lemony Snicket narrator from A Series of Unfortunate Events. honestly i just imagine Patrick Warburton reading it out loud as i write. otherwise, i’m greatly inspired by John Green, Reiaji (on ao3), @/rosekasa, @/batsandbugs, @/galahadwilder, and many others!

no, i would not like my books to be a movie. i might change my mind, but you really can’t beat a good book. perhaps if i was active on the team, making sure it’s exactly how i’d want it portrayed, then maybe

okay so i really don’t plan 😬 i mean i do some, like In The Diary of Alya has a written layout of what each diary entry will be, but i really don’t. i just keep it all in my noggin and go ham on the word doc

i write mainly on my ipad, in a google doc. i always have a small notebook and a pen and pencil in my purse so if i get inspo i can jot it down no matter where i am

generally speaking, my stories fall into the fluffy and sweet genres. i tried writing angst and i just wasn’t feeling it. my og novel is sci-fi and adventure, and i will be having NO romance. not even a mention of other characters saying “don’t you want a partner?” my aroace 15 year old lady protagonist don’t need anybody!

there’s a secondary character in my og book (sorry, it doesn’t have a name yet). his name is Michael, he’s 26 and Canadian, and would without a doubt adopt Adrien Agreste. he would also have a blast going around pranking people with Nino.

DO I write multiple works at a time? yes. it’s a real issue

ummmm... In The Diary Of Alya would probably be an orange and pink color palette with a really dark blue and black.

no writing aesthetics on pinterest, but each wip does have its own font. Misguided Royalty is Quicksand, In The Diary Of Alya is Aerial, og book is in Comfortaa.

yes yes yes i have to have music while i write or else i get sooo distracted. i find tavern music works best.

i do have playlists, but for vibes. i’ve got a soft love songs playlist for ninette stuff and a love square love song playlist

i don’t think i can choose. first person alya is a blast, but i love my omniscient, sassy third person narrator too.

i get past writer’s block by doing other creative hobbies. i crochet, mix music, craft, do my makeup, or cook/bake! as soon as inspo hits i get right to it. otherwise, if i’ve had block for a while, i just sit down and force myself to at least once a day. it doesn’t matter if i erase everything i write, it helps get ideas flowing.

i try to write at least a couple times a week but with christmas coming and finals i’m having a hard time.

i don’t know why NaNoWriMo is

my inspiration for writing is reading! i’ve always wanted to be able to make other’s emotions swell and collapse like mine did when i was a kid. i want to write the types of books that have people unable to put them down, the kinds of books that make young kids read em like they’re water in a desert (which is how i always read. go go go until i’m quenched)

what style/era? i guess modern. i love writing stories that aren’t quite like others, style wise. it’s why i’m loving my wips rn, i stopped trying to tell plot, i started writing for me

my favorite part of writing is doing it for myself. it’s writing the stories i want to read. and the likes and comments! i read and cherish every single one. and i definitely notice if you like all my works, i see you! and i appreciate every one of y’all 🥺🥺

that’s all!! this was fun, and feel free to ask my to elaborate on any of these, or ask my anything you like! love you friends! 🥺💚🌸

Writing Ask Meme~

Is there a specific drink you like to have when you’re writing?

What time of day do you think is the best to write?

Where do you write best?

Do you do word sprints?  If so, for how long do you do them, and what’s your average word count?

Do you write when you travel?  If so, where is the farthest away from home that you’ve written?

Do you share your work before it’s finished?

Which character that you’ve written is most like yourself?

Which character is your favorite to write?  Why?

How long is your current work in progress (words or pages)?

Do you have a specific philosophy that you go by when you write?

What were your favorite books as a child?

Do you read while writing, or try to split it up?

Which authors or styles do you try to emulate in your writing?

Would you want your books to be made into a TV show or movie?  Why or why not?

How do you plan your writing?

Do you write on a computer or on paper?  What program, or what type or paper/pen?

Is there a specific category or genre your writings generally fall into?  Which?

Would any characters from one of your works go well with your others?

Do you write multiple works at the same time?

What color scheme is your current work in progress?

Do you create aesthetics for your writing, ie. on pinterest or tumblr?  If so, what’s the board or tag?

Do you listen to music when you write?

Do you make playlists for your works in progress, characters, or scenes?

Do you prefer first or third person?  Why?

How do you defeat writers’ block?

How often do you write?

Have you ever done NaNoWriMo?

What’s your inspiration for writing?

Which style/era of writing do you most fit in with?

What’s your favorite part about writing?

[gagaforstrify]

get to know me tag (??)

Tagged by @scoup-dumplings thankyouu omfg I didn't believe at first I got tagged somewhere (!!), I'd hug you if I knew you in rl. Rules: answer the 20 questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better. Nickname: Annie, Anna, Ann (or A because crush) Gender: Female Star Sign: Pisces ayy my birthday's comin' up Height: 5'3 or 5'4?? I'm the shortest of all of my friends haha what a lyf Time right now: 8:28 PM Last thing I Googled: tbh I just wrote "amber borders" because I needed that song in my life Favorite Bands: O K A Y there's SEVENTEEN the love of my life, BTS, N'UEST, EXO ASTRO (just got to know them but I LOVE THEM OKAY how cute are THEY) and KANA-BOON Favorite Solo Artists: Jack Strify (I used to be obsessed w/ him, now I ain't but I still admire him idgaf listen to his s o n g s pls), ERA ISTREEEEEEFI (because Bonbon aaand she resembles one of my rl crushes i crei), Ailee, Troy Sivan and I can't place any other rn Song stuck in your head: TroyBoi - Afterhours (ayy heard it in uni today and it is liiiiit) Last movie I watched: Chungking Express in class Last TV Show I watched: Scholar Who Walks the Night for Soo-Hyuk, I always go for the bad guys don't ask me why idek myself When did you create your blog: A long time ago?? Four maybe five years? But never used it for some reason, used to be active on my side blog and I decided to use this one after I got into Kpop (though I'll probably lose it if they ask my password one day lol I gotta make a new tumblr acc) What kind of stuff do you post: Lots of Jeonghan stuff + SVT and anything else that interests me, though I want to start posting fanfics ayy When did your blog reach its peak: Maybe in an alternate universe hahahah *wipes tear* Do you have any other blogs: Yah but I don't use it anymore Do you get asks regularly: In my dreams, yes Why you chose your URL: I used to be "gaga" for Strify (mentioned above).. and I can't change my URL now THANK YOU TUMBLR (pls notice my sarcasm) Following: 8 maybe 11 blogs? Posts: For some reason I don't know how to check that Hogwarts House: Got into Slytherin in Pottermore but I always wanted Ravenclaw Pokémon Team: If you're talking about Pokémon Go then no because it involves mOVING and I couldn't have that, but I love Pokémon nonetheless Favorite colors: BLACK, black, more black and pastels Average hours of sleep: I get mainly 6 to 7 hours on uni days but 8 to 10 on a lucky day Lucky Numbers: Maybe none?? Favorite Characters: AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE?? O k a y um Vegeta, Goku, Naruto, Sasori, Sakura (why do you aLL HATE HER IDEK), Itachi, Envy, Lust and I'll stop now What are you wearing right now: Plaid shirt and green tights hAHAHA I know How many blankets do you sleep with: 1?? Dream trip: I hate to travel because then I have to move but if I have to I'd go to Korea or anywhere where SVT, BTS or anyone of my favourite babies have a concert I dunno anyone else I'm soz, literal loner ahaha jkjk