#athanasiou family

[kissedbyaphrodite]

Okay so I recently downloaded the sims and have been making all my favourite characters and families with my own headcannons. And I just recently found out about Talia and Bruce's other kids (Athanasi, Janan, Taj and Saif) and now I know who I'll be making next.

[hannahhook7744]

The Hook Family in my au (including their 'partners', pets, and next gen) Moodboards (Part 2);

Present:

Alala Hook.

Second (murderous) wife of Captain James Hook.

Bio mom of Hope Hook; adoptive mom of Hort and Hookling Hook. Stepmother of Peter Pan, Harriet Hook, Harry Hook, Calista Jane Hook, and Ally Liddell (she was adopted by Alice and Pinocchio in this).

She doesn't work.

No one is quite sure how old she is because she's a siren.

Harriet Teuta Hook.

Future Wife of Anthony Tremaine-Lathyn.

Future Mother of Annalise Tremaine-Lathyn-Hook, Thomas 'Tommy' Tremaine-Lathyn-Hook, and Katherine 'Katie' Tremaine-Lathyn-Hook.

She is the captain of the Queen's Fury, a member of Diego's band—The Bad Apples, and a worker at Hook's inlet and Shack as well as at Hook's Clock & Curiosity Shop.

She's 18 going on 19 years old (in d1).

Ginevra 'Ginny' Flower (ironic given she's allergic to them) Gothel.

Future Wife of Clay Clayton.

Future Mother of Gabe, Tim, Connie, and May Clayton.

She plays the tambourine and harmonica (and sings a bit) in Diego's band—The Bad Apples—and is the chefmate in Harriet Hook's crew. She also works sporadically at Hook's inlet and Shack, Hook's Clock & Curiosity Shop, and Mother Gothel's Healing Emporium (she also featured briefly in 'Skin Deep With Mother Gothel' and hated every minute of it).

She's 18 going on 19 years old (in d1).

Peter Pan.

Future Husband of Moira Banning.

Future Father of Maggie and Jack Banning.

Leader of the lost children of Neverland.

He's twelve going on thirteen physically and mentally (in d1-d3).

Harrison 'Harry' Alistair Hook.

Future Husband of Uma Athanasiou, Gil LeGume, Chad Charming, and Audrey Rose.

Future Father of Mordermore, Konstantinos, Manon, and Vassilis Rose-Athanasiou (they spun a wheel to decide the last name).

First Mate of the Lost Revenge (Forever), Worker at Auradon Prep (Formerly), and Worker at Hook's inlet and Shack & Hook's (Formerly) & Clock & Curiosity Shop (Formerly). Founder of the scammers and pickpockets club.

He's fifteen going on sixteen (in d1).

Calista 'C.J' Jane Hook. 

Future Wife of Freddie Facilier and Zevon Sorcerer of Enchancia.

Future Mother of Carter Zoran Hook.

Worker at Hook's inlet and Shack & Hook's & Clock & Curiosity Shop. Future Owner of Great Grandmumsie Hook's/Bluebeard's ship—The Avenger.

She's thirteen going on fourteen (in d1).

Allison 'Ally' Ludovica Collodi-Rossi-Liddell/Adelais Zaria Hook II.

Future Wife of Jordan Ayad.

Future Mother of Malik Ayad-Liddell.

Caterer at Mad For Tea, Leader of an Acapella Group, and Future Private Detective.

She's thirteen going on fourteen (in d1) and is Cj's long lost twin (who was adopted by Alice and Pinocchio Collodi-Rossi-Liddell).

Hannah Artemis Hook/Xena Mechthildis Quenby Villa Princeps-Guarder.

Future Wife of Haul Bjorgman.

Future Mother of Metta, Everett, and Ashton.

Captain of The Stormbringer (Forever), Writer (Forever), BDA Detective in Training (Former), and Worker at Hook's inlet and Shack & Hook's & Clock & Curiosity Shop.

She's twelve going on thirteen (in d1) and is adopted.

Hookling Holden Hook.

Adopted son of Alala and James Hook.

Future Owner of Hook's Clock & Curiosity Shop, as well as his uncle Jasper Hook's ship—the Rake.

He's three (in d1) but isn't adopted until the barrier is brought down when he's five (in d3).

Horton 'Hort' Cannon Hook.

Adopted son of Alala and James Hook.

May or may not be the Future Husband of Sophie Witcher (still deciding).

Future Owner of the Serpent's Cry (Grandma Hook's Ship) and Teacher at Serprent Prep.

He's one (in d1) but isn't adopted until the barrier is brought down when he's three (in d3).

Hope Aegea Hook.

Daughter of Alala and James Hook.

Siren and Future Owner of Hook's inlet and Shack & The Jolly Roger.

She is born in d2.

[fandomworld9728]

Oh! U can include Alastor, Adam, Vox, Angel Dust, Lilith, Eve, and Peter (if optional) for the MHA au! :3

(AH! LET ME FREAK OUT BECAUSE NO ONE EVER ASKS FOR PETER! AND IT'S RARE I EVER GET ANYONE OTHER THAN ADAM, VOX, & ALSTOR! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS GIFT!)

(I hope this is good. I struggled a bit with it)

(First part of ask)

Name: Lucifer Morningstar

Hero Name: Venus

Age: 15

Quirk: Sin/Virtue (Later gets a quirk awakening, Quirk evolves into Fallen Angel)

Summary: Lucifer is a first year at U.A. and in Class 1-A. High and from a family of high society. He is the illegitimate child of Walter Morningstar (Pro Hero: Cyrus) and Ophelia Eveningsun. He is the youngest out of all his siblings and the most naturally talented.

While most of the family detests Lucifer and his quirks, his siblings on both sides of his family love and adore him.

Name: Alastor Boudreaux

Hero Name: Hunter

Vigilante Name: Radio Demon

Age: 17

Quirk: Wendigo/Radio Frequency

Summary: With his deer features and how his quirks affect him, Alastor has always been an outcast where he lived. This resulted in everyone around him mistreating him in one way or another. The only person he could count on was his mother.

At night he is a vigilante to rid the world of the scum or the Earth, but still wanting to be able to take care of his mother (and to have a cover) he is a 2nd year at U.A. high and in Class 2-A.

Alastor falls for Lucifer when he found out about not just Alastor's secret identity but also everything that he had been hiding from everyone else and still accepted him.

Name: Adam Edelman

Hero Name: The Man

Age: 15

Quirk: Holy Blessing

Summary: Is first year at U.A. and in Class1- B. He is always in competition with Lucifer and always has been ever since they were children. It didn't help that their families were always at odds.

Adam fell in love with Lucifer when they were children but will never admit it to anyone besides his best friend.

Name: Victor Petrov

Villain Name: Vox

Age: 28

Quirk: Electrokinesis

Summary: Victor wanted to change his life but also get revenge on the people who made his life a living hell. This led him down a dark path and to form the well-known villain team The Vees.

He fell for Lucifer during The Vees' attack on U.A. when they were fighting one on one.

Name: Anothny Dobre

Hero Name: Doesn't have one yet

Vigilante Name: Angel Dust

Age: 16

Quirk: Spider

Summary: Grew up in a family of criminals but broke away from that life once he met Lucifer and the other students of U.A. With the help of them, Anothny wants to make up for all the bad he's done in his life.

Anothny fell for Lucifer when they first met, and he inspired him to take charge of his life.

Name: Lilith Giordano

Hero Name: Siren

Age: 25

Quirk: Siren Song

Summary: Works at her family's agency with her younger brother and hopes to one day have an agency of her own. Lilith is the number 10 Pro Hero in Japan and inspires women to peruse careers most people would consider were for men only.

Lilith fell for Lucifer when he came to work at her family's agency for internships and he saw her more than just a pretty face and sex appeal.

Name: Eve Athanasiou

Hero Name: Artemis

Age: 13

Quirk: Marksmen/Nature Control

Summary: Eve is a naturally gifted young lady and always praised for her talents. But with that praise comes a lot of pressure on her to be the best. She is the youngest in her class at Seiai Academy.

Eve fell for Lucifer during the Provisional Licensing Exams when he encouraged her and saw her for more than her gifts.

Name: Peter Giordano

Hero Name: Saint Peter

Age: 19

Quirk: Angelic Song

Summary: Peter works at his family's agency with his older sister, Lilith, and is a part of a wonder duo with her. Hopes to one day become a teacher at one of the many hero schools in the world.

Fell for Lucifer during his time at his family's agency during his internship and thinks he is the most adorable thing he's ever seen.

(I'd love to expand this concept more ^-^ )

[rebellenlied]

some hcs i have for ophelia's bleach verse since she's on my mind tonight (and lasengle/FGO can have her back when they give her more in-game lore) -

for non-fate folks, ophelia has a magic eye that i translated into her ability/schrift for bleach. the simplest way for me to explain it is that she can use it as a form of foresight - she can see multiple possibilities on an individual, but it's ophelia's decision on which possibility she wants to happen.

unless somebody writes him (which i... lowkey don't expect tbh-), kirschtaria wodime is an NPC here. former sternritter C - The Cosmos, he and ophelia were romantically involved with one another, albeit in secret, at one point several centuries before the events of bleach. kirschtaria was executed by the wandereich for treason after it was revealed that he knew where ophelia was, and refused to comply when asked regarding her whereabouts.

she's affiliated with elli athanasiou (blows a kiss to @hxbiris) after the latter took her under her wing, and is why ophelia was able to learn more of the world around her outside of quincies - as well as the chance to hone in on her power.

ophelia is the only daughter of the phamrsolone family hailing from germany, but she has both german and nordic heritage courtesy of her mother being the latter nationality. thanks to this, she is capable of speaking both scandinavian languages as well as german.

ophelia is better with a sword than she is with the bow and arrow, however that doesn't mean she can't shoot for the life of her. she simply prefers swordsmanship better.

[tea-dragonz]

Korina’s Origin Headcannons Part 3

Mors and Keres are able to see in the dark. Their eyes glow in dark spaces due to a combination of reflecting light and magic shenanigans.

Korina and Asteria have a very faint glow to their bodies, and Stella has a stronger glow. They are also warm to the touch, but normally not hot to a painful degree.

Luchnos is a spirit and has no need for food, however he still eats and drinks because he wants to. Any food or drink he consumes while in his puppet body just gets converted into fuel for the candle flame on his head. (Its brightness/intensity can be used as an indicator of his energy levels)

Longer lists of headcannons below:

Wing headcannons

Korina and Asteria have Quail wings - Quails are associated with Asteria in Greek mythology (she turned into one to escape Zeus’ advances) and throughout many cultures they are often symbols of harmony, prosperity, family, and love, which are traits that fit well with their characters and stories. These are elliptical wings that have shorter, rounder feathers and are built for short bursts of flying rather than long flights.

Morpheus has Halcyon Wings - Ovid’s Metamorphoses is the only major mention of Morpheus (technically Roman mythology and not Greek, but again it’s the only major mention of Morpheus in classical literature). The story of Ceyx and Alcyone, which he was heavily involved in, ended with them being transformed into halcyon/kingfisher birds. I went for the Common Kingfisher since they're in Greece, and I think they have elliptical wings? (Idk Google didnt tell me anything so I made an educated guess)

Keres and Mors have Vulture Wings - Vultures were associated with death, decay and war in Greek culture. They were also used in the punishment of the giant Tityos in a similar fashion to Prometheus (who, in some versions was also tortured by a vulture rather than an eagle). (Also irl vultures are chill I'm just going with the mythology symbolism on this one) They have passive soaring wings, which are broader and have longer primary feathers with gaps between them.

Thanatos has Screech Owl Wings - Screech owls specifically are associated with Hades, but I thought their connection with death and the Underworld was fitting enough. Most owls have elliptical wings, though they are also known for near-silent flying (other birds’s feathers usually make a lot of noise)

Xiphos has Crow Wings - Crows in Greek mythology are associated with bad luck and death, though they are also depicted as servants of certain gods such as Athena and Apollo. Not a direct fit for Xiphos’ story, though I do think it’s close enough. Crow wings are elliptical like those of the quail, which I explained above.

Last Name Headcannons:

Okay I don't think anybody has any actual last names aside from son/daughter of *insert god here*. Plus also last names weren’t really a thing in Ancient Greece so there’s not really any point to this. This is just a fun little "what would their last names be if they had them?" sort of thing, mainly for the demigods

Mors Grivas Athanasiou & Luchnos Athanasiou

The last name Athanasiou means “immortal” and is derived from Athanasios, which in of itself is derived from Thanatos. I can imagine both Mors and Luchnos having the last name Athanasiou because of their connection to Thanatos, though I imagine Mors would have Grivas tacked onto his name at Keres’ request, with Grivas meaning vulture and presumably the type of last name a Keres child would have.

Korina Galanis

Galanis mean “pale blue eyes”, and both Morpheus and Korina have blue eyes, so I thought it was fitting. (Also there weren’t any cool last name related to the stars of heavens that I could find, so…)

Keion Vasilios & Zenobia Vasilios

Vasilios means “royal, kingly”, but it can also be translated as basil lol. I was also considering Aetos as a last name since it’s derived from Zeus’ eagle companion, but I thought Vasilios sounded cooler.

Nefeli Apostolos

Apostolos means “messenger” and also has some Abrahamic connotations because of the apostles. Couldn’t find any other surnames that really fit, so Apostolos it is.

Marit Kazantzis

Kazantzis is actually derived from the Turkish language and refers to a cauldron maker, such as with the type of cauldrons used to make alcohol. Child of Dionysus, alcohol making, what more do I have to say?

Tryphon Onassis

Onassis means “lover, favored one” which is fitting for an Aphrodite child for obvious reasons (this could also apply to the other Aphrodite kids, but I was mainly focusing on Korina’s Origin)

Sophist Anagnostis

Anagnostis means “reader or scholar”, like Apostolos, this name also has an Abrahamic connection.

Masika Anubis Fouad

So I looked up Egyptian naming conventions, and usually the name includes the names of your forebears (father, grandfather, etc.) Thankfully Masika only has 1 ancestor that we know of so I didn’t have to make the name too long. Fouad is an Egyptian/Arabic last name that means “heart-soul”, and Anubis’ job is to judge people’s hearts so I thought it fit.

[kikiskeysgame]

The second game of the season didn't go as well as yesterday's game as the Blackhawks lost to the Boston Bruins 3-1 tonight.

In the first period, Connor Bedard scored his first NHL career goal (assisted by Taylor Hall and Ryan Donato) in just his second NHL game.

However, the Bruins tied up the game with a goal by Trent Frederic. In the second period, David Pastrnak broke the tie, giving the Bruins a 2-goal lead.

The Bruins' two-goal lead lasted until the later half of the third period when Pastrnak scored his second goal of the night.

Takeaways from tonight's game

Despite the loss tonight, I thought that Arvid Soderblom played quite well. He made 30 saves of 32 shots on goal and even faced a high-danger chance twelve seconds into the game. It'll be interesting to see how consistent Soderblom and Mrazek can be throughout the season.

I'm proud of Connor Bedard for scoring his first NHL career goal. It was only a matter of time before that happened and I thought that it was nice that his family got to see it happen in person.

Taylor Hall's night came to an end after sustaining a hit in the second period, forcing the Blackhawks to play with 11 forwards for the remainder of the game. With Hall out week-to-week with an upper body injury (according to Coach Luke Richardson), it does cause a gap in the line-up, especially on the top line and power play unit. Andreas Athanasiou filled in for Hall on those, but I wonder if Richardson is planning on sticking with Athanasiou or if there will be some line shuffling in Hall's absence.

Although the Blackhawks' top line played pretty well tonight, I didn't see much production from the other forward lines. I know that they just played in Pittsburgh the night before, but the Hawks need to try to keep themselves consistent & productive when it comes to back to back games.

It was good to see Jason Dickinson defend his young teammate, Cole Guttman after Guttman was hit by Bruins' forward John Beecher. I like seeing how the veteran Blackhawks are sticking up for their younger teammates; however, I was not happy that Dickinson got a game misconduct and Beecher didn't get one for boarding Guttman.

I wasn't thrilled with Wyatt Kaiser taking two penalties in tonight's game. Even though he did draw a penalty in the game, I hope that Kaiser doesn't develop a bad habit of taking too many unnecessary penalties.

The Blackhawks' next game will take place on Saturday night against the Montreal Canadiens.

Until then, go Blackhawks!

[chaosbeanberry]

OC Lore Timeline: Part 3, "Build-up"

2019: The arrival of Lucas Kim makes Quincy question if there are other superpowered individuals, especially those of younger ages in the world. Quincy sets the "Guardian Alliance" project into motion. This project starts a worldwide search for younger superpowered individuals with nowhere else to go, and offers them a safe place, even if they don't want to become superheroes.

A scientist working under Quincy, Dr. Theodore Athanasiou, doubts the logic of the "Guardian Alliance" project, and believes that creating an army of heroes from the ones already present would be more logical. Thus, he steals DNA from Liza, Alex, and Lucas, and begins "Project Magnum Opus".

A rise in sightings of highly advanced robots causes Liza to investigate, believing that her Dr. Brendan Harp is likely planning something big. Her suspicions are confirmed when an advanced combat android attacks the headquarters, with the technology being very similar to the Guardian Chip.

2020: The remaining Nemishade start integrating back into the world. By using a discarded soul in Tartarus as a base, they create a human persona named Clayton Hyburn. They observe modern society from the shadows in order to blend in.

A race of benevolent, energy based aliens called Vigilites arrive on Earth, after signs of the Nemishade, who have thought to have been destroyed, begin appearing on Earth. The small battalion integrate into the Guardian Alliance.

A strange sound begins to call Alex at night. He is unsure what the sound is, so he begins a solo investigation. While he doesn't discover the source of the sound, he does meet Clayton Hyburn, and suspects him to be trouble.

With the "Guardian Alliance" project bringing in many new superpowered individuals, a new base is formed. It is dubbed, "The Hotspot".

Liza tracks a string of strange technology sales, and eventually corners her father, bringing him in, and keeping him at The Hotspot, despite concerns for Liza's mental health. Liza is determined to show her father that she is a much better person without his influence.

During another investigation of the sound he hears at night, Alex discovers Clayton stealing a gemstone from a museum. Before Alex can apprehend him, Clayton uses a spell and the gemstone to create a twisted duplicate of Oddity, named Feral. Feral is revealed to have monster forms that Oddity does not have access to, and in the resulting battle, both Clayton and Feral escape.

2021: Artillo and Oddity discover the location of Dr. Theodore Athanasiou, and the attempted clones of them that were intended to be used in "Project Magnum Opus". Only one clone, the clone of Oddity, managed to survive. Dr. Athanasiou was arrested, and the clone, who resembled a little girl, was given the name Kimberly, and taken in by the Guardian Alliance.

During yet another solo investigation, Oddity discovered the whereabouts of his biological parents, and their position as crime bosses. He managed to reach them, where they revealed that they were aware of his identity, and offered for him to join their crime family. Oddity refused, but his parents also revealed that they had already adopted Feral as their new son, and escaped by having Feral attack.

After months of trying and failing to make herself seem successful in her father's eyes, Liza questions her worth on the team. However, when Dr. Harp starts hacking into the technology in The Hotspot, he is thwarted by Liza, and taken to a more secure containment cell. After this, Liza is given the role of Leader of the Guardian Alliance, after Quincy declares his retirement.

[viisiond]

CHARACTER PROFILE- Nona Athanasiou (OC)

Name: Nona Athanasiou Alias: Creature in the Flask Age: ???? Height: 5′7″ (Doll body) Affiliations: Dawn Winery (Governess)

Personality: Gentle, motherly, and overall a rather wise individual- Nona is the result of experimentation by a Khaenrian alchemist by the name of Elli. Nona finds beauty in every aspect of life akin to her mother but she overall wishes to learn more about the world through texts and lessons from others. She's been burned by the world before and with the forbidden knowledge in her system she is already a taboo among the world (Especially after Sumeru, being the only piece of it once being on the land.), Nona knows plenty about Celestia & Khaenri'ah due to her parents but she doesn't talk about it- almost her own personal secret. Despite her friendly and motherly appearance, Nona is an engima among the citizens of mondstadt, not talking about herself or about her family or where she's from. Only the members of the Dawn Winery are aware of what she is, but everyone else? She's simply a walking mystery.

Family: - Elli Athanasiou (@/tevystar) [’Mother’; Alive] - Samael (@/Viisiond) [’Father’; Alive]

OTHER: - The homunculus child of Samael and Elli, she was an experiment by the khaenrian Alchemist all those years ago, a byproduct of forbidden knowledge from Sumeru so to speak (The homunculi’s form taking one only able to survive in a flask, lizard-like in appearance but able to learn and grow like a human.) but unable to speak for the longest time, simply mimicking Elli’s movements & more. - Nona was left alone somewhere in Mondstadt by Elli before the Cataclysm, leaving her wondering *why* her mother was leaving her alone. She never saw Elli again until after she had met the Harbinger Sandrone who built her a doll body similar to Katheryne's. - Nona managed to reunite with her father while she was in the Fatui as a doll getting used to her body but she was far too afraid to approach him so she just waited for him to do so... It did result in her being shipped back to Mondstadt where she finally became the governess and personal teacher to the Ragnvindr boys (Diluc & Kaeya) - Nona still works at the Dawn Winery but she helps Adelinde with chores & other tasks in need of doing. - Little does she know, Sandrone has been using her doll to spy on the Darknight hero & the going ons of Mondstadt, keeping her up to date with everything and keeping the fatui on their toes around Diluc.

[rausule]

die Franse revolusionêre teater dernière page

deur Louis Jouvet, kom direk uit die idees van Salzmann. In Junie 1927 is die Théâtre Alfred Jarry gestig. By die Théâtre de Grenelle, wat nou gesloop is, het hy twee opvoerings van 'n surrealistiese toneelstuk, The Mysteries of Love, deur Roger Vitrac gelewer.

Génica Athanasiou het in die rol van Lea die tweede triomf van haar loopbaan behaal; dit is 'n werk waarin Génica moet vermenigvuldig en, van slagter, moet verander in 'n temmer, verleidster, passievolle estetiese à la Burne-Jones. Die toneelstuk het sy sukses te danke aan die manier waarop dit gemonteer is. Vir die eerste keer kon werklike voorwerpe op die toneel gesien word: 'n bed, 'n klerekas, 'n stoof, 'n kis, alles onderworpe aan 'n surrealistiese orde, wat wanorde is vir die gewone werklikheid, wat reageer op die diepgaande logika van 'n droom wat nou skielik gaan vervulling in die lewe. Veelkleurige ligte, en reageer op dieselfde vreemde logika, op 'n identiese besorgdheid oor balans en musikaliteit, was in oorvloed oor dinge gestrooi, afkomstig van

uit verskeie bronne. Van 1927 tot 1930 het die Théâtre Alfred Jarry opgevoer: The Mysteries of Love, Partage de Midi, The Dream, Victor o i

Kinders aan bewind.

In Julie 1931 was die uitstaande vertonings van die Balinese Teater by die Koloniale Uitstalling 'n briljante sukses. Hierdie opvoerings is deel van die teaterbeweging in Frankryk, en daar is inderdaad 'n vreemde geestelike ooreenkoms tussen die opvoerings van die Théâtre Alfred Jarry en dié van die Balinese Teater. Beide, wil dit voorkom, voed op hul eie magiese bronne van dieselfde primitiewe onbewuste, daardie onbewuste waarin die harde impuls van sy navorsing die Théâtre Alfred Jarry dompel, en waarvan die Balinese Teater tradisioneel die geheime bronne ken.

In werklikheid voel die hele Franse teater, ná die oorlog, gedryf deur die verwarde begeerte om na een terug te keer

sekere tradisie.

Ons het nie te doen met hierdie of daardie spesifieke tradisie, min of meer gekoppel aan 'n sekere sosiale konserwatisme nie. Die Franse teater is self gebyt deur algemene onrus en neem deel aan hierdie geweldige hersiening van waardes wat die huidige wêreld kenmerk.

As die Freudiaanse onbewuste saam met Lenormand en Pirandello sy verskyning gemaak het, beteken dit nie so nie

hierdie verskyning was 'n groot sukses.

Van oral af keer ons terug na die bronne: dié van die vaderland, dié van die familie, dié van liefde, dié van vaderskap. Al die groot probleme van die mensdom word gesien opgeroep, geweeg, heraktiveer. Gedurende die jaar 1932 kon 'n ware obsessie met bloedskande gesien word wat hom in baie toneelstukke manifesteer, en in werke soos Bruckner se Criminals and Youth Mal20, gaan ons terug na die einste bronne van moraliteit en die desperaatheid van lewe.

Ons moet in dit alles die teken van 'n wanorde en 'n soektog sien, waarin die soektog tog die oorhand kry oor die wanorde.

Wat die gevolg is van hierdie hergroepering, uit hierdie ontploffing van waardes, is 'n depresiasie, 'n verlating, 'n verlies van die sin wat gekoppel is aan menslike individualiteit. Afsonderlike gevoelens word vermy. Nou sien ons nie meer twee wesens, van aangesig tot aangesig, wat daarna streef om hul unieke individualiteite deur liefde te herenig nie, maar twee wesens, een bo-op die ander, wat probeer om 'n idee van menslikheid te bereik.

Dit is nie 'n bloot toevallige feit dat in die Franse avant-garde-teater die belangrikste navorsing en ondersoeke essays en pogings tot regie was nie. Dit is dat dit dringend was om, danksy die ontwikkeling van die eksterne moontlikhede van die verhoog, die fisiese taal te herontdek wat die Franse teater vir vier eeue totaal vergeet het. En deur hierdie moontlikhede te ontwikkel, is dit vir Franse teater nie ’n kwessie om ’n dekoratiewe effek te probeer vind nie; nee, wat dit beweer om onder die dekoratiewe effek te ontdek, is die universele taal wat dit met die hele ruimte kan verenig.

Franse teater soek ruimte om sy uitdrukking in ruimte te vermenigvuldig; hy wil ruimte laat floreer, soos Mexikaanse kuns, want hy dink die teater het tot nou vergeet om dit te laat praat.

En om ruimte te laat praat, is om aan oppervlaktes en massas stem te gee; en daarom minag ons vandag individualiteite. Daar kan gesê word dat na te lank die «ménage à trois», wat vir buitelanders die teater in Frankryk verteenwoordig het, nie meer deel van die Franse teater is nie. Skaars Angel-Saksiese toeriste kom soek nog 'n boulevardtoneel vir die oorblyfsels van hierdie verouderde teater.

Jean-Louis Barrault is in Parys die verteenwoordiger van hierdie soeke na 'n teater in die ruimte, met 'n verborge innerlike lewe. Dit is nie 'n sosiale teater nie, hoewel dit so bly; dit is 'n teater van massas; dit is meer as 'n sosiale teater, die teater van menslike angs in reaksie teen die noodlot. Dit is die teater van menslike opstand wat nie die wet van die lot aanvaar nie, dit is 'n teater vol krete wat nie uit vrees is nie, maar van woede, en selfs meer as woede, van die sin van die waarde van lewe.

Dit is 'n teater wat weet hoe om te huil, maar wat 'n enorme bewustheid van lag het en, in die lag, 'n suiwer idee, 'n voordelige en suiwer idee van die ewige kragte van die lewe.

[hannahhook7744]

Isle Representative Group Chat! (Part 3);

Usernames: Captain/Theeleganthannahhook/Captain Elegant= Hannah Hook, adoptive daughter of Zarina the pirate fairy and Captain Hook. livelaughfuckyou= Zee Snoops, daughter of Madame Medusa and Mr. Snoops. theisleshottestprince= Lucas ‘Luke’ Tremaine-Westergaard, son of Prince Hans Westergaard and Drizella Tremaine. Gothbitch= Darcy Aoratos, daughter of Hades and Narissa. thegoddessoffear= Skia Aoratos, daughter of Persephone and Hades. Dashadowman= John Facilier, son of Ursula and Dr. Facilier. Clever= Kailani ‘Clever’ Athanasiou, daughter of Ursula and Dr. Facilier. Flamingkaratemaster= Treycor Fae-Aoratos, son of Maleficent and Hades. Princess Peach= Peachy Gothel, daughter of Mother Gothel and Captain Flynn. Yellow devil= Remi de Vil, son of Cruella de Vil. Gothmermaid= River Le Beak, son of Lord Fathom and Beatrice Le Beak. WarriorBri= Shan Bri, daughter of Shan Yu. Thescarletking= Aaron King. Redbitch= Anna King. Thephantomstabber= Alexander ‘Alex’ Procrustes Aoratos-Sinclair ||, son of Helga Sinclair and Hades. Sunshine boy= Noah Aoratos, son of Persephone and Hades (he's 8).

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Chapter 6: Damn it, Julie.

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Trigger warnings: sibling on sibling violence, stress, anger, swearing, threats of knife violence, etc.

Co-written with @igetthedisneybox as usual.

6/01/2024 at  12:20 PM.

Thephantomstabber: WHO THE FUCK IS SCREAMING, I'M TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP YOU FUCK HEADS!

livelaughfuckyou: that would be our elegant captain

theisleshottestprince: Why are you trying to sleep, it's noon?

Thephantomstabber: Fuck you. Fuck your mom. Fuck your whole family!

theisleshottestprince: Well, someone's cranky.

theisleshottestprince: No wait that's how you always are.

Thephantomstabber: Do you want to get shot?

Princess Peach: No threats in the GC Alex!

Thephantomstabber: You're not the boss of me. 

6/01/2024 at  12:30 PM.

Sunshine boy: Whys Luke laughing?

Sunshine boy: And whys Alis swearin?

thegoddessoffear: Luke is laughing because Treycor smacked Alex because he was being a dickhead–don’t repeat that word–and Alex is sweating because Treyocr smacked him. 

Princess Peach: Noah’s in the chat, nobody’s allowed to swear starting now!!!!

Redbitch: How long has he even been here????

Gothbitch: His mom gave him a phone, remember?

thegoddessoffear: I forgot mom did that.

theisleshottestprince: I thought that happened weeks ago?

Sunshine boy: It did!

Sunshine boy: I was just tryin’ to think of something to say!

theisleshottestprince: Darcy, babe, I'm adopting your brother.

Gothbitch: The fuck you are! 

Gothbitch: You have more siblings than I do and my dad is literally a god . Go adopt your own siblings!

theisleshottestprince: But your brother is adorable!

theisleshottestprince: My siblings, minus Dizzy and the triplets, are just annoying. Or dead. 

Thephantomstabber: I was being attacked and none of you did anything?! 

Gothbitch: We all agreed to stay out of siblings’ arguing. 

Thephantomstabber: BITCH YOU'RE MY SISTER!

[Seen]. 

6/01/2024 at  12:40 PM.

Princess Peach: Treycor! Stop hitting Alex!

Flamingkaratemaster: Wasn't me this time. 

livelaughfuckyou: so we jus gonna ignore that h is still screaming or

Gothmermaid: oh, Julie Foulfellow just brought one of her contracts again.

Gothmermaid: *broke.

Thescarletking: that and her dads won't stop approaching children and breaking their contacts. 

livelaughfuckyou: i see. continue on w ur argument spawns of hades

[ofspvrta]

It took some getting used to, living a more mortal style life. She didn't quite rest on her heels, working out still and practicing her fighting, but just normal things everyone else got to experience. Maybe it was something different between how they approached things: Kassandra had longed for simple and normal for so long because she never truly knew it. She had it once and it was stolen from her. She doesn't get bored while Diana is away doing what she needs to for her people, Kassandra never wanted to get involved in the politics and often couldn't. She just enjoyed going out with her or having an evening in when she returned home. It felt nice. Good.

Even if they were both pretending at being normal for a little bit. There is nothing normal about them. Except how much they loved each other.

Kassandra is intent on making this a game. Diana probably had a long day, she could use something to cheer her up, and it amuses Kassandra to no end as well. Even if the pout almost gets her, the smile that follows is promising.

"It has a nice ring to it. It's not an entirely archaic surname." She chuckles, moving back again in a playful manner, making sure those glasses stayed firm on her face. "Would you have preferred the more obvious Athanasiou? How about my family name of Agiad?" The smirk on her face is clear as day. "I think I like these glasses on me. Maybe I should keep them."

the 'normal,' or all the regular american civilian activities are never quite diana. it is not who she is , it is only what she does. she will always look most at ease and comfortable when she's on themyscira , brushing kanga or sitting on the beach. it is probably why this mansion of a house is so decorated with things from themyscira , covered from top to bottom in decorations and themes and knick knacks , not to excluse the bust of kassandra she couldn't even throw away prior to knowing it was her current significant other. there are so many things compensating for the fact this isn't quite herself.

... at least until there's a very ancient greek beauty residing in the house just the same. then it feels more comfortable.

diana's hand comes up to rest somewhere along kassandra's arm ... she even leans in just the slightest. the pout sure is noticeable with her full lips when she doesn't get the kiss. at least for a few seconds , then it turns back into a small smile.

" kassandra aetos , hm? " diana moves in those few paces kassandra moved back. " that is awfully bold of the ancient greek to keep a greek dialect name instead of switching to a more modern one. it does sound just like you. " oh , the pleasant humor in diana's voice. her hand reaching up.

[jaigny]

Morgana Selene Athanasiou is swiping right! for you @mangosimoothie

23 (YA)

Demi Bisexual

Tartosa (Greek/Rome)

Albinism (Albino) is common in some generations of her family, she's inherited the marble pale skin from her grandmother while her father was vitiligo which can just be seen on her lips and around her eyes but its very hard to see as it blends very well with her pale skin.

Her name in rough translation means "Great Brightness, Circling Sea, Bright Sea Dweller""Moon, The personification of the moon as a goddess," "Immortal", as derived from the personal name Athanasios meaning immortal and has the suffix 'ou' from the Cypriot Genitive. Also in relation to the name Thanos."

She has 5 degrees, she moonlights at her towns local bars and also at special venues. her degrees are Mixologist , Economics, Art History, History and Language and Literature.

Her family history is also known to be quite gifted in the Medium Arts and inherited it from her Great Aunt, Morgana Zoe Kokkinos. And also her Aunt's red hair too!

She doesn't dislike any colours due to the fact every shade is extremely beneficial and educational to her in her Medium Arts.But she mainly gravitates to the colour of her emotions.

Through her family history she learned on her mother's side the females were worshipers of the moon and its Goddess. Her father's side worshiped Apollo and Poseidon.

Her trip to Del Sul certainly was long, about a week of boats and planes -- she's lucky she doesn't get motion sickness.

She also has a gift playing the violin and painting and uses those talents when she can't Moonlight at night or day and surprisingly earns a few thousand.

She however wants to try modeling as she has such unusual features that alot of models don't have like her eyes, hair, body features such as her collarbones and her curves and her unique skin and her slight vitiligo markings.

Her zodiac is a Cancer and her birthday is the 30th June , Her Moon sign is a Libra and her Ascendant is a Capricorn.

She can also speak,read and write Latin,English and abit of Ancient Rome and Greek and Egyptian.

*Files*

l hope Atticus & Ryan enjoy her warm and fun company!

[corinthbayrpg]

NAME. Vasilis Adrestia AGE & BIRTH DATE. 98 & November 4th, 1922 GENDER & PRONOUNS. Male & He / Him SPECIES. Shapeshifter ( Red Wyvern ) ; Former Fire Genasi OCCUPATION. Teacher at Corinth School of the Arts FACE CLAIM. Avan Jogia

BIOGRAPHY

( tw: murder, verbal abuse ) Once upon a time, there had been a boy that didn’t know where he fit in. He had been taken in immediately upon birth to a family run by a pair of witches that wanted a coven of their own. The children within that family were all different elements with all kinds of different powers. Vasilis had not truly known the life he would lead until he was older, however. As a little boy, he had never gotten along with his five siblings. His parents had only adopted any of them with the hopes that they would be powerful witches that could keep their family name going for as long as they possibly could. And with six options under their belt, they never worried much. However, with less worry came the Athanasiou parents not caring much about what their children were doing when they weren’t having magic lessons. This led to a rift between all of the siblings.

Vasilis never felt like he was supposed to be just a normal witch. His siblings were always bullying each other and him and he always got sick of it. The parents always passed it off as jokes, but he knew they were malicious. Having power that rivaled all of their other siblings meant more to them than familial relationships. He liked to think he was better than them though. Vasilis would spend day and night trying to do his best with his fire magic. He had been given Induced Paralysis as his secondary ability and it was something he worked at all the time to be the best at. None of it ever seemed like much though. Every time he though he had been doing a good job, his parents always favored another of his siblings. The anger could only boil for so long before Vasilis found himself grasping at anything to be the best.

That was when he found out about genasi. Dark magic that was to give you power beyond your wildest dreams. All he had to do was sever his connection to Hecate. That was something he had known he didn’t want to do though. Dark magic had been beyond his comprehension, but he had taken that book he read about them in to just learn more. His siblings would never know because they didn’t care to ask each other anything about each other’s lives. Everything any of them did was for the benefit of themselves and the family name. Familial relationships were not a factor unless it needed to be. Vasilis had learned that the hard way the day everything changed for him.

His siblings had all seen him reading some book and stole it from him while he was sleeping. They had rallied together to question about him about it with some berating shoving. The anger that had rolled through Vasilis had caused him to use his Induced Paralysis on one of his siblings so that he could grab the book back. Before any of them could seize the opportunity to take it back from him, he was running to a closet and locking himself inside. He knew he only had a short amount of time before they came bursting in to steal it back or maybe even worse. So Vasilis did what he needed to do. The ritual seemed simple enough. Blood and severing his connection to Hecate. Giving into his element completely was something he didn’t mind doing either. With the closest thing he could find, which happened to be a hanger that had been lying in the closet, he cut open his hand and read the words in the book.

The fire had consumed him. At first, he hadn’t been aware of what had happened. It seemed to only get warmer and warmer in the room until he was basking in the heat of his own magic completely. The darkness had spread through his veins and taken him over until he was left not knowing what happened next. All he noticed when he woke up not too long after was the completely scorched area around him. Vasilis knew he wouldn’t have been able to control himself, but he hadn’t expected this. The entire room had been burned to a crisp and he had wondered where his siblings were when he wandered into the blackened room. It was a sight that would stay with him forever that he saw. All five of his siblings had been burned beyond recognition. All that was left of them were their charred bodies. It only took a moment for him to realize that this had all been him. And it only took one other moment for his parents to realize what he had done and tell him to get out of their house.

With nothing but the clothes on his back, Vasilis was left to try and figure out what to do with his new life as a genasi. He had power that he didn’t even fully understand yet and the book he had fallen upon had been burned with the bodies of his siblings. It was pure luck that he would find a couple of genasi like himself. They had both been fire genasi and had taken Vasilis in to teach him how to best control his power. They taught him curses and hexes that he could only store in his head. Everything they helped him with and gave him had been something he would treasure forever. However, with power came greed and Vasilis took advantage of the niceties of those genasi. Trust had long been thrown out the window for him and he found them naive to think that he would stay around with them forever. All it had taken was a knife to the throat while the two of them were sleeping. He had torn both of them open to use for any curses he might need them for without any remorse. To him, it was what they had deserved for trusting someone they did not know. And with their deaths came Vasilis taking everything they owned and starting his new life elsewhere.

He had traveled for years and years, honing his power, before he landed in Corinth Bay ten years ago. Gone was Vasilis Athanasiou and born from the ashes was Vasilis Adrestia. When he had gotten to Corinth, he took up the job of being a young teacher. He figured his looks and youth would get him far and it seemed funny enough to him to become exactly what had given him so much power in the first place. Vasilis would always remember those two genasi for that and that alone. So he taught 9th to 12th grade Ancient Greek Literature and Modern Greek Literature. He isn’t exactly the best teacher in the world. As a matter of fact, he’s pretty bad at teaching considering he doesn’t really care if his students pass or not. Nor does he care about who they are as people. They’re just teenagers he uses to get by and get a paycheck.

Vasilis had thought he wouldn’t have to worry about anything else until the night Thanatos came to him and the other genasi in Corinth Bay. The Temple of Apollo had not been frequently visited by him, but he had been drawn to it that night. The personification of death had gifted him with more power than he already had. It was something Vasilis could only smile about and use to his advantage. With the power of those Eidolons, he could be even more than he wants to be. Power was all he had ever wanted and it would be his one way to make sure everyone remembered his name.

PERSONALITY

+ determined, intelligent, capable - sadistic, controlling, chaotic

PLAYED BY KENYA. EST. She/Her.

[kanski03]

          CHARACTERS :    JACQUELINE NATLA

On the face of it, Jacqueline Natla is today a high-powered business woman and geneticist, having built her company, Natla Technologies, from the ground up. Very little is known of the woman herself, besides the now-famous face, her evident brains, and apparent tenacity. With no known family, friends, or history prior to her wandering into the public eye in 2015, the woman, for all intents and purposes, is a ghost. 

All of which is a convenient vessel for Natla whom, just below the surface, lurks within.

There is plenty of contention regarding Natla’s origins, but she claims Atlantean descent, having ruled the pre-ancient kingdom of Atlantis along with two others, Qualopec and Tihocan, in the days leading to its destruction. Along with Qualopec and Tihocan, Natla used her proclamation as being a child of the gods, proof of which being their shared ownership of the Atlantean Scion     an object formed by the gods that was reportedly so powerful it ought never be wielded by a single being    , to assert an initially peaceful dominion over Atlantis. Eventually, however, Natla grew unsatisfied with shared rule. With her plan to overthrow Qualopec and Tihocan, a civil war raged, dividing Atlantean society.

Though the war was lost on all frontiers, it was Natla whom was killed. Buried with her piece of the Atlantean Scion, she was unwelcome to the afterlife, thus her immortal soul was frozen on Earth. Here she remained, sleeping for thousands of years, dead but not gone. Meanwhile, Qualopec and Tihocan agreed to exile themselves, hiding and dying in distant corners of the globe so that the pieces of the Atlantean Scion might never be united at the risk of untold destruction.

Natla would eventually be awoken upon the United States Army’s 1945 detonation of the first nuclear device in the Jornada del Muerto desert of New Mexico     code named Trinity. The explosion disturbed her, and its nature and capacity for horror resonated with her quite profoundly. Bonding herself to a woman named Iakovina Athanasiou, adopting and morphing her identity, Natla returned to the land of the living, her unofficial business unfinished.

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[yunsangelic]

captaindboss’ Hottest NHL Players Survey Responses

I���m demonkonecny bc it’s halloween!!! Happy Halloween!!! Anyway I’m finally posting the results of my hottest players per team survey, (it’s closed now so u can’t take it anymore, sorry) which included ur fav ugly hots like jack eichel and connor mcdavid. Y’all had some colorful write-in responses for me, I included my favorites! Anyway, as not to clog dashes I put it under a read more. If you have questions about how I compiled this data or how I organized it, feel free to ask! Also some of y’all didn’t put an answer for like half the teams???? who raised you.

Montreal Canadians

Carey Price (55.02%--126 of 229 votes)

Jonathan Drouin (23.58%--54 of 229 votes)

Shea Weber (13.10%--30 of 229 votes)

Other* (8.30%--19 of 229 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“PK Subban...oh wait...Lars Eller... Oh wait...Drouin...oh wait...Alex Galchenyuk...oh wait shit fine Shea Weber”

“Everyone who has escaped”

“their ‘attitude problem’“

Boston Bruins

Brandon Carlo (30.26%--69(lol) of 228 votes)

Patrice Bergeron (Cause y’all would kill me if I didn’t put him) (29.82%--68 of 228 votes)

David Pastrnak (yum i lov carb) (25.88%--59 of 228 votes)

Other* (14.04%--32 of 228 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

[About Carlo] “He’s  a baby but also like has an ageless vampire quality which appeals to my ovaries, long conditioned by teen vampire novels”

“Brad Marchand's tongue (only the tongue)” [this ain’t it chief]

“I love my alien father tuukka rask” [r u ok]

Bonus, cause I’m weak:

“no one THINKS pasta is hot COME ON i hate us” [it’s okay, he is VERY hot, that’s why I put him lmao]

“Zdeno chara babey” [R U OK]

Bl*ckh*wks

Girl as if (44.80%--99 of 221 votes) 

Jonathan Toews (22.62%--50 of 221 votes)

If you put pk*ne here i’ll come to your house and murder you*^/other (17.65%--39 of 221 votes)

hahahahaHAHAHA (14.93%--33 of 221 votes)

*= tie between Nick Schmaltz and John Hayden.

^= 3 people want me to come to their houses and murder them, unfortunately it’s still illegal to do so, therefore I will not be doing that.

Write-ins

“toews player portrait makes him look like a human condom”

“i live in chicago and am willing to take 1 for the team and take out k*ne” 

“Bitch you funny but also Alex Debrincat”

New York Rangers

Brady Skjei (46.32%--107 of 231 votes)

Henrik Lundqvist duh (31.17%--72 of 231 votes)

Brett Howden is the right answer despite not being on the roster yet^ (11.69% (lol)--27 of 231 votes)

Other* (10.82%--25 of 231 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

^= funny enough, like 2 days after I made this Brett made the final cut lmao.

Write-ins

“Chris Kreider (have you seen the golf pic???) [LMFAO yeah I have (it’s probably too NSFW if ur in public fyi if u wanna google it)]

“i'm horny for like half the gd rangers roster!!!!” [lol girl I know, y’all actually have a few cuties I was a lil shocked]

“this is a hot team too bad they suck”

Toronto Maple Leafs

Y’all are demons okay Nikita Zaitsev is a fuckin gem idk why I was surprised about this but I was lmao.

Other* (39.37%--87 of 221 votes) [just know that I hate u all :/]

William Nylander (25.79%--57 of 221 votes)

Nazem Kadri (24.89%--55 of 221 votes)

Nikita Zaitsev (9.95%--22 of 221 votes)

*= Freddie Andersen. 

Write-ins

“william nylander isn't a leaf, firstable, and second it's motch murner” [sjdhkdlsjdj everything about this]

“i'm putting rich clune even tho he's on the marlies. SOMETIMES HE COMES UP. he could benchpress ever leaf on the roster.” [ur valid, when u sent this I was like “FUCK they’re right.”]

“None they look like 25 year olds who smoke crack in the parking lot” [this is low-key mean but I still laughed, cause yeah, white dudes. But I’m not condoning drug abuse or jokes about drug abuse, as this person had no intention of doing, I’m sure. Just wanted to put that because I know some people might be concerned.]

Bonus, again, weak:

"Jxhn Txvxrxs” [jhkhfoij why did u censor his name sis??]

“nobody’s attractive on the leafs” [this isn’t true but I’m petty and it’s funny.]

Detroit Red Wings

I was so fucking offended by some of the dylan larkin SLANDER up in these write-ins, y’all can come to my house and fight me thx.

Dylan Larkin (48.23%--109 of 226 votes)

Henrik Zetterberg (im crying) (31.42%--71(CRYING) of 226 votes)

Other* (11.95%--27 of 226 votes)

Andreas Athanasiou (8.41%--19 of 226 votes)

*= 12 votes for “No one/Not Dylan Larkin” (yall r annoying lmfao), 10 votes for Filip Zadina (he’s a CHILD how dare u)

Write-Ins

“Luke glen denting is hot look at his arms and he’s not too old for ME” [girl when I tell u this shit killed me, I mean I SQUAWKED a laugh out and sent it to the fps gc, I was DEAD] 

“I don't know what any of the red wings look like and it's probably better that way” [????????????????]

“ion know anyone on the wings except zadina and he scored a gwg against the bruins yesterday so my answer for this one is none 😤😤” [(this was in reference to a pre-season game) lmao sis yall are okay. it was yalls babies against our roster players, I would have offed myself had the outcome been any different lmao]

Bonus

“Does anyone actually play for the red wings” [no]

“filip "thot" zadina” [don’t....]

Los Angeles Kings

The only right answer is Alec Martinez (41.56%--96 of 231 votes)

Adrian Kempe (38.10%--88 of 231 votes)

Anze Kopitar (12.12%--28 of 231 votes)

Other* (8.23%--19 of 231 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“jeff carter would snort a line of coke with gritty” [uhhhhh WHAT]

“uhh wayne gretzky...” [jvfluhddsf sis...]

“I couldn't name anyone on this team if you PAID ME” [fjldfdhfh god I wish that were me, sorry annie u know I joke....]

Philadelphia Flyers

Claude Giroux (44.78%--103 of 230 votes)

Travis Konecny (HAHAHAHAHA that’s my ugly hot gremlin) (24.78%--57 of 230 votes

Other* (22.17%--51 of 230 votes

Wayne Simmonds (8.26%--19 of 230 votes)

*= Nolan Patrick is apparently who y’all think is the 3rd hottest flyer, even tho he Looks Like That rn lmao. fuckin’ lettuce head.

Write-ins

“Gritty's googly eyes are the windows to the soul”

“andrea helfrich” [ur right]

“tk, because country boy i LOVE you 😛”

Bonus

“hey don't make threats abt gritty like that” [I put “if you put gritty i’ll block you”]

“My hellspawn son [Gritty,] is beautiful can’t believe Voracek and G had a son tho” [HDKUHEDKJFHD BITCH]

Pittsburgh Penguins :(

Kris Letang (55.17%--128 of 232 votes)

Other* (19.40%--45 of 232 votes)

Not Sidney Crosby [this is the option for Sidney Crosby] (16.81%--39 of 232 votes)

Tristan Jarry (8.62%--20 of 232 votes

*= different variations of “none” won but only by one vote, the person right behind was Jamie Oleksiak.

Write-ins

“the penguins roster came into my home and killed my entire family, but jamie oleksiak is 6'7" 255 lbs of A Man” [NDKFHSJRFDRBSKRFH valid]

“no penguin has ever been hot. As soon as they put on the jersey the hotness evaporates. Tragic.” [wow look at all that truth right there]

“as a heterosexual i chose letang, and as a flyers fan i choose the penguin mascot” [lmao girl letang is not the answer either]

St. Louis Blues

Colton Parayko (67.11%--151 of 225 votes)

Alex Pietrangelo (17.33%--39 of 225 votes)

Other* (8%--18 of 225 votes)

Ryan O’Reilly (7.56%--17 of 225 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“this [’other’] box shouldn’t exist there are no valid arguments against the angel colton parayko” [tru, but the blues have other hotties so I made the box to be fair to those of us who don’t like Big Blonde Sexies]

“uh valid i guess? idk any of the blues lmao” [LMAOOO I think they meant Vladdy, but “valid” cracked me up]

“ROR can lay me down” [ur so valid lmao]

Buffalo Sabres

Jeff Skinner (60.18%--136 of 226 votes)

Rasmus Ristolainen (17.26%--39 of 226 votes)

Other* (14.16%--32 of 226 votes)

Jack Eichel (8.41%--19 of 226 votes)

*= Inconclusive results. [Y’all big mad that I put Skinner on here. HE’S HOT!]

Write-ins

“Idk but not these lmao” [*instert that gif of the kardashians like “DON’T BE FUCKING RUDE”*]

“Why is Jeff Skinner an option he looks 12″ [who else tho sis. I looked at the roster!]

“If anyone says eichel i will come to their house and steal their toothbrushes. Its conor sheary.” [I took my own survey and picked Eichs but I still have my toothbrush so I guess......... I’m right.]

Bonus:

“Rasmus Ristolainen kinda looks like a creepy half-alive Ken doll, but I'll stand by my choice. Hire an exorcist.” [JDFKHRFWEH GIRL]

“They lost their only cute player when O’Reilly got traded sorry” [boom. roasted]

Vancouver Canucks

Brock Boeser (67.56%--152 of 225 votes)

Other* (13.78%--31 of 225 votes)

Jake Virtanen (12.44%--28 of 225 votes)

Ben Hutton (6.22%--14 of 225 votes)

*=Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“[about Jake Virtanen] all that ass...........” [sjdkfhdkfhdkhfi yeah]

“the city of vancouver” [?????????????????????]

“I keep forgetting that the canucks actually exist” [I’m reasonably sure this is annie lmfao]

Bonus

“I don’t know how any of this team looks either” [idk if I follow Nucks blogs or what but how do u not know Boeser???]

“i don't care enough about this team to even attempt to answer” [this is my brain @ me on the last 5 questions of an exam]

New York Islanders

Mat Barzal (67.69%--155 of 229 votes)

Tito Beauvillier (14.85%--34 of 229 votes)

Jordan Eberle (10.48%--24 of 229 votes)

Other* (6.99%--16 of 229 votes)

*=Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“you say put full names but then u go and say tito??” [LISTEN I was tired at this point and forgot that I was trying to be at least a little bit professional about my thirst survey alright? yeesh]

“Its Matt Martin my dude” [LMAO u funny]

“idk how anyone pays attention to mat when tito is always there looking better barzal looks like every attractive jock ive ever met and i dont trust that”

Calgary Flames

Noah Hanifin (37.95%--85 of 224 votes)

Elias Lindholm (32.59%--73 of 224 votes)

Matthew Tkachuk (20.54%--46 of 224 votes)

Other* (8.93%--20 of 224 votes)

*= Sean Monahan wins 4th hottest.

Write-ins

“[Hanifin] looks like the bad guy in a teen movie. the guy the Main Girl is dating in the beginning but is a real dick to her. you look at him and you KNOW he has a trust fund and votes republican. god he's so hot though” [hanny......... yeah.... yeah....]

“Why do I find Tkachuk attractive? I don't know but I love him” [me too]

“James 'The Real Deal' Neal” [lol I got this answer multiple times]

Washington Capitals

Tom Wilson (31.33%--73 of 233 votes)

Andre Burakovsky (29.18--68 of 233 votes)

Braden Holtby (24.03%--56 of 233 votes)

Other* (15.45%--36 of 233 votes)

*= Michal Kempny and Nicklas Backstrom tied for fourth hottest.

Write-ins

“literally no one, i s2g if i see anyone say ovi is attractive..... jfc god help them” [.... but ovi is dad-hot, also he got 3 votes]

“YOUR STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS! Everyone btw just a hot team of hot ugly men and Tom Wilson” [kskdjskdjksks]

“my sweaty swedish sweetheart; Nicklas Backstrom” [I’m too illiterate to read this right the first time thru lol]

Colorado Avalanche

Gabe Landeskog ( 55.95%--127 of 227 votes)

Other* (22.47%--51 of 227 votes)

Erik “Horsegirl” Johnson (14.1%--32 of 227 votes)

Mikko Rantanen (7.49%--17 of 227 votes)

*= Tyson Barrie won by more than double of all the other write-ins, but honorable mentions go to Nate MacK, Colin Wilson, Tyson Jost, Phillip Grubauer, and The Avs Tumblr People.

Write-ins - I (jokingly) got called bitch so much in these write-ins, y’all feel some type of WAY about this team lmfao.

“but also the tysons. i would buy a whole farm just so those boys could plow me into the ground.” [i’m SCREECHING. this killed me lol]

“only attractive b/c of his proximity to horses? maybe so.” [.... girl what]

Okay, so instead of a third quote, cause I couldn’t pick, I’m gonna put all the other funny EJ comments I was contemplating:

“ej is soooo ugly in the hottest way possible”

“erik "big horny" johnson”

“oh my god Ej was included for once I'm weeping tears of joy”

“What that mouth do EJ?”

New Jersey Devils

Miles Wood (36.12%--82 of 227 votes)

Taylor Hall (33.48%--76 of 227 votes)

Brian Boyle (19.82%--45 of 227 votes)

Other* (10.57%--24 of 227 votes)

*= Nico Hischier with the majority of the write-ins, even tho he’s still a CHILD (under 20).

Write-ins, aka Mostly Taylor Hall Commentary.

“Does Michael McLeod count” [YES girl i love that boy]

“Gucciiiiiii”

“DSL GUCCI”

“Nico Hischier (Taylor Hall I still love you)”

“i chose taylor and i don’t even need a gucci purse”

“If Taylor Hall gave me a Gucci purse I'd vote for him”

“catch me w/ a gucci purse, girl!!!! for real tho miles wood”

Dallas Stars

DISCLAIMER: I mean no disrespect to Katie, she’s fab and I made this survey a month or so ago. If you don’t know what I mean by this--do not ask me, I will delete the message. Thank you!

Tyler Seguin (46.96%--108 of 230 votes)

Katie Hoaldridge (im gay) (35.22%--81 of 230 votes)

Other* (13.91%--32 of 230 votes)

Stephen Johns (3.91%--9 of 230 votes)

*= Jamie Benn.

Write-ins

“tyler seguin has no upper lip” [I screamed, not exaggerating]

“You have to choose [Seguin] but I do so under duress”

“Im gay too” [hell yeah, this is a mlm and wlw friendly survey!]

Edmonton Oilers

Jujhar Khaira (28.57%--64 of 224 votes)

Other* (27.68%--62 of 224 votes)

Contract McMoney (he is hot) (25.89%--58 of 224 votes)

Darnell Nurse (17.86%--40 of 224 votes)

*= Leon Draisaitl won by more than 5 times anyone elses write-in lmao.

Write-ins ft. “The Draisaitl Quotes”

“McMoney’s money- just his money” [lmao ok sammie, HE’S HOT!]

“cannot mcwingames went off in the gq shoot i admit” [*annie voice* OHMYGOD]

“He’s [Khaira] like a romance novel cover like, f me” [tru]

Drai Quotes

“Drai but like lucic cause Momma needs a man that could kill me” [HDGFDHDGFHDH]

“leon dreisetl (is that his name, is this how you spell it?)”

“Leon Draisaitl and his contract that he doesn't deserve” [backhanded compliment lmao]

“the one w the longass name. dry saitl or whatever” [girl. lmfao]

Winnipeg Jets

Jets/laine fans are funny so I’m adding all the funniest ones instead of just 3 or 5. Sorryyyyyy I’m here to entertain.

Blake Wheeler (44.04%--96 of 218 votes)

Mathieu Perreault (but specifically in his newest headshot) (21.56%--47 of 218 votes)

Other* (19.27%--42 of 218 votes)

Connor Hellebuyck (15.14%--33 of 218 votes)

*= Patrik Laine, even tho I said NOT TO, demons.

Write-ins

“Their logo so I can fly away from this stupid team”

“Nobody but I just needed to point out Connor Hellebuyck looks like a stage magician and that is Not Hot” [i respectfully disagree with the last bit but the first parts made me snort]

“I don't know who windy pegg is”

“Boeing 747″ [sjdjsljlshgdu]

“they’re all second to jacob trouba’s dog Donnie”

“Patty Laine, but like, without the demon beard”

“Let me live my life! Laine has a good voice and i have a LANGUAGE KINK!”

“Laine WITH the beard because I don't fear death”

“Sorry, Laine but only with his beard” [I love the halfhearted apology]

“Goatboi”

“ALL HAIL THE GOAT DEVIL”

“laine come at me bitch lol” [denny’s parking lot. 3 am. be there.]

“laine looks like a goat”

“Laine’s Beard”

“LAINE I like the beard but hockey Satan is good to hellebuyck” [I really felt like I was tripping balls while reading all these but, ESPECIALLY this one lmfao]

Arizona Coyotes

Oliver Ekman-Larsson (30.32%--67 of 221 votes)

Jakob Chychrun (28.05%--62 of 221 votes)

Dylan Strome (26.24%--58 of 221 votes)

Other* (15.38%--34 of 221 votes)

*= Alex Galchenyuk, with the majority of the votes.

Write-ins

“pls date me Chych” [annie, that’s my BF!]

“ 🐼 there is no raccoon emoji >:(”

“[Chychrun] [a]lso has a vampire quality but like trust fund baby vampire who has no morals. I’m...into it??” 

Honorable mentions: The 2 people who put Biz lmaoooo I love yall.

Carolina Hurricanes

Andrei Svechnikov [he’s a baby but I didn’t know who elseeee] (38.29%--85 of 222 votes)

Haydn Fleury (35.59%--79 of 222 votes)

Other* (15.77%--35 of 222 votes)

Dougie Hamilton (10.36%--23 of 222 votes)

*= Sebastian Aho wins the write-in vote [he ain’t it!]

Write-ins

“Justin Faulk (I’m old so svechnikov is out)” [ugh ur right I didn’t make this more inclusive to people not my age, i’m (genuinely) sorry!!!]

“Formerly Eric ‘the hottest Staal' Staal” [only on the cane’s write-in would I have this happen...]

“[Jordan] staal terrifies me but that's hot” [true!]

San Jose Sharks

Erik Karlsson (70.04%--159 of 227 votes)

Martin Jones (17.62%-- 40 of 227 votes)

Other* (11.01%--25 of 227 votes)

Justin Braun (idk) (1.32%--3 of 227 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“Daddy shark (doo doo doo)” [just so yall know this is, of course, annie, as in anzekopistar, an actual demon, she’s talking about Erik Karlsson :)]

“Brent Burns, you know im right” [are you tho?]

“Okay sometimes I have needs I think Joe Thorton sans beard could fill” [this is why joe shaved. he felt this person in the universe wanting him to, so he did, wow thank u joe]

Ottawa Senators (lol)

Matt Duchene (33.63%--75 of 223 votes)

The entire team (cause they’re a dumpster fire) (30.94%-- 69 [it’s that tkachuk fuckboi energy] of 223 votes)

Other (there are none)* (22.87%--51 of 223 votes)

Spartacat (12.56%--28 of 223 votes)

*= Inconclusive results (because a lot of you took my “there are none” joke a little too seriously and just chose that, no write-in lmao)

Write-ins

“[about Duchene] he's traitorous but it's like that sometimes i guess” [sjdhdjfhkdhf girl it’s okay.]

“.... we're a team“ [i-]

“the senator on their jerseys is p cute ig”

Bonus:

“oh so spartacat is an option but not gritty huh” [LISTEN the flyers are a HOT team, the sens are NOT. that’s why lmao]

“Just based on headshots I’m going with Ben Sexton like also how do you go wrong with that name”

Tampa Bay Lightning

Brayden Point (55.25%--121 of 219 votes)

Other* (22.83%--50 of 219 votes)

Mitchell Stephens (11.87%--26 of 219 votes)

Steve Yzerman (10.05%--22 of 219 votes)

*= Inconclusive results. Although there were a lot of responses none of them added up significantly sooo....

 Write-ins

“am i the only one who thinks stevie y was a bit of a twink when he was younger?” [jdhslihdalskdjefh]

“Worst team in the league i hate them and theyre all hideous” [u sure bout that, bud?]

“Stamkos (I love his tiny eyes)” [????]

Florida Panthers

 Aaron Ekblad (71.75%--160 of 223 votes)

Aleksander Barkov [r yall ok???] (11.66%--26 of 223 votes)

Other* (10.31%--23 of 223 votes)

Vincent Trocheck (6.28%--14 of 223 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“who are the panthers” [sometimes a team is a dog captain, a(n extremely hot) 27-year-old lawyer, and not owen tippett because the panthers hate me specifically]

“Roberto Luongo during Parkland speech” [... valid]

“barkov is literally the only player i know on this team” [shey would be happy to teach u about the panthers!]

Anaheim Ducks

Adam Henrique (52.47%--117 of 223 votes)

No one else (29.6%--66 of 223 votes)

Other* (10.76%--24 of 223 votes)

John Gibson (7.17%--16 of 223 votes)

*=Inconclusive results.

Write-ins-Ducks fans don’t @ me but i’m pretty sure half of these were submitted by y’all anyways....

“if i look @ anyone on the ducks roster for more than 5 seconds i BLACK OUT” [KSHDGJDHSKH Adam tho....]

“Quack Quack go lay your eggs somewhere else you feathered FUCKS” [sjdjfhdjsksj]

“legal 2 say kesler?” [no. go to jail]

Bonus

“Henrique is fine I have no qualms about your selections” [thnk u]

“jared coreau!!! GOOGLE HIM i’m right” [I said this, and we’ve talked, but I need people to know that I, after seeing this, subsequently found out that the Wings didn’t sign coreau back this offszn lmao] 

Nashville Predators

Roman Josi (39.39%--91 of 231 votes)

PK Subban (37.66%--87 of 231 votes)

Kevin Fiala (13.42%--31 of 231 votes)

Other* (9.52%--22 of 231 votes)

*= Pekka Rinne for 4th hottest. [My mom loves him for his name lol. she says it’s “fun”]

Write-ins 

“pk wears cool hats. I like that in a man”

“I don't find any of them hot (Josi used too be hot and then I learned he was illiterate and now I feel nothing but pity towards him)” [GIRL]

“preds are also ugly. pk subban would be attractive if he werent a pred” [lmao. what’d they do to u ?]

Columbus Blue Jackets

Pierre-Luc Dubois (50.22%--113 of 225 votes)

Zach Werenski (20.44%--46 of 225 votes)

Josh Anderson (16.89%--38 of 225 votes)

Other* (12.44%--28 of 225 votes)

*= Alex Wennberg is 4th hottest [lmao]

Write-ins

“Can I put werenskie and Anthony Duclair” [valid]

“Just to be clear CBJ is by far the hottest team exemplified by the fact that you left Seth Jones and Alexander Wenneberg off this list when they're like top 20 in hotness. Also Nick Foligino wins if we include looks and personality.” [I didn’t include them cause this is a mix of hot and ugly hot fam, the avs are 100% the hottest team in the NHL, and that’s coming from me, a Wings fan, destined to hate the Avs for my entire life. Also???? The hotter Foligno is def Marcus lmao]

“[About Werenski] only with the scar though otherwise seth jones” [GIRL scars don’t disappear??? WDYM only with the scar??? Are you a time traveler??? lmfaooo]

Minnesota Wild

J.T. Brown (46.46%--105 of 226 votes)

Other* (21.68%--49 of 226 votes)

Eric Staal (20.80%--47 of 226 votes)

Jason Zucker (11.06%--25 of 226 votes)

*= Charlie Coyle. Honorable mentions to Zach Parise and Matt Dumba.

Write-ins

“Charlie Coyle man! V hot, could kill you, gently waves at babies, 10/10″ [exactly my type! wow]

“ Not JT[,] Lexi is the hottest[,] Eric Staal from a few years ago is also hot” [I added commas to your thing cause.... girl it took me a sec to understand what u were tryna say. But also ur right it’s Lexi.]

“love a #wokebae jt” [yaaas]

FINALLY this legit took me like 10+ hours of work cause I had to transcribe all the info cohesively and then go thru all the responses lmao.

Vegas Golden Knights

William Karlsson (40.52%--94 of 232 votes)

Marc-Andre Fleury (30.60%--71 of 232 votes)

Max Pacioretty (16.81%--39 of 232 votes)

Other* (12.07%--28 of 232 votes)

*= Inconclusive results.

Write-ins

“[Karlsson] because he looks like young Bill from Mamma Mia” [shfhdjdhf girl]

“fleury isn't hot you absolute monster” [???????? drink ur bitterness tea somewhere else pls]

“let's find out just how wild this boy is” [pftd dtduftdhjfgdjfghdjf]

Bonus/Honorable mentions:

The TWO people who put “colin miller’s eyelashes” lmfaoooo

Alrighty this is The End! If you’d like to see another survey by me let me know in my messages/ask!!! Also sorry for stealing de la Rose from u, habs fans