#at least i'll be able to have sushi and deli meat and multiple coffees and coke again
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Me: aw man i don't wanna be induced at week 38, that seems too soon! ...maybe if i'm lucky i can make it to week 39–
My doctors, today: good news! because of Reasons, you'll have to be induced at week 37
Me:
#it's like i planted carrots and i've done a pretty good job watering and fertilizing them#and a few days before i'm supposed to harvest them i learn that 1. they're actually parsnips not carrots#and 2. i have to harvest them tomorrow or they might rot#like... it isn't *that* different from what i was expecting#and what differences there are don't actually matter in the end anyway#but it's still disappointing somehow#and i have to do it way earlier than i thought i would#anyway in about five days i'll be a mother#thanks to my shitty traitorous body#at least babby is looking healthy#he just smol#and a libra now for sure#not that that really matters#but. i had Expectations for this birth for ~8 months#and having them whipped out from under me at the 11th hour has been. Challenging.#good thing my spouse is fucking awesome#and let's face it: very soon now i'll be far too busy freaking out over my new responsibilities as a parent to even remember any of this#at least i'll be able to have sushi and deli meat and multiple coffees and coke again#coca-cola i mean. not... not the other coke#and the gestational diabetes should be over! so yay cake and cookies and ice cream and candy#(i promise to eat healthy and exercise too; just let me have this okay)#can't wait to do this all over again like 2 or 3 years from now!!!!!!!!#hgbggfhbgghhgbfhh
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