#at least 70% slutty; let's be real here

[morweneledhwen]

That half ponytail looks so slutty good on him.

[illfoandillfie]

Yet another idea that’s been bouncing round my brain for months. 

Warnings for smut - car sex with slutty 70s rog

Blurb Advent: Day 8

They could see you, the people in cars. You were hard to miss with your bright shirt and your tight shorts and your thumb stuck out towards the road. They could see you and they were choosing to drive past, leave you stranded with no way to get into London. That was until an otherwise unnoticeable family car pulled up beside you. You leaned forward to peer through the window and pulled a sweet smile onto your face, expecting to see a mother and her brat who could easily be swayed into giving you a ride at least part way. Instead you were met with a handsome, if slightly feminine, young man, his hair long and his smile wide.  

“Need a lift, love?” he asked, leaning over to open the passenger door

“London if you’re going, or as far as you can take me,”

“You’re in luck, I can take you all the way,” If his tone hadn’t given away that it was an innuendo, then the up and down look he gave you would have.  

You climbed in, happy that he wasn’t a boring old mother or a pervy old man. Pervy young men were fine and really, they were the ones most likely to stop for you.  

“So, London,” he said as he pulled back into the traffic, “Anywhere specific?”

“The Rainbow Theatre.”

“Oh nice,”

“You know it?”

“Quite well. You seeing a show there tonight?”

“Yeah, some band my friend likes...King or something like that.”

The young man smiled, “Yeah I think I know who you mean. You’ll be a bit early though won’t you, love?”

My friend’s in London for college so I’m meeting her at the theatre and then we’ll go and get something to eat, maybe a few drinks before we line up. Plus, wanted to be early in case no one stopped for me. Nice car by the way,”

He noticed the sarcasm in your voice, “It’s not mine,”

“Ooo d’you steal it?”

He rolled his eyes, “No, borrowed it from a friend. Mine’s having its engine looked at but I’m meant to be taking some mates to the same gig you’re heading too, so he let me have it for the night.”

“You a fan then, of King?”

“Uh, yeah, you could say that,” he laughed, “I know them quite well really.”

“They any good,”

“Yeah, I’d say so.”

“Good. Don’t wanna be stuck listening to trash all night,”

“No need to worry about that, love. They’re real good. The lead singer’s voice is incredible. And the drummer’s pretty hot shit.”

You laughed, letting the conversation turn naturally to other small talk. Occasionally you and Roger lapsed into silence, but it was never too uncomfortable, and it never lasted long. He was funny and quick witted, keeping you on your toes as he slipped from genuine curiosity to cheeky double entendres and back again in the blink of an eye. You didn’t mind though. He was attractive and you liked the way he kept calling you love. Already ideas of running into him at the concert were creeping up on you, maybe having a few drinks with him, maybe letting him take you home. You hoped he didn’t live too far.  

It was almost a surprise when he pulled into the empty carpark behind The Rainbow.

“How long before your friend gets here?”

You glanced at your watch, “Like half an hour,” you groaned, “You know anything I can do to kill some time?”

“I might have some ideas,” he dropped his hand to your knee, “turns out I’m a bit early to meet my mates too,”  

“I don’t even know your name,”

“Roger,”

“Y/N,”

There was an expectant pause as Roger’s fingers trailed a little higher up your leg and he raised his eyebrows at you, as if daring you to stop him. Quite the opposite, you tangled your fingers in his hair and pulled him into a kiss. He was grinning against your lips as they met but wasted no time in deepening the kiss. You only pulled away to climb onto his lap, reaching down to find the lever that would lean his seat back. He cried out in surprise as he was suddenly leaning back which only made you laugh, though he got his revenge by thrusting his hips up. The seam of your shorts was pressing against your clit and the sudden movement shocked you into letting out a small moan.  

“You are fun,” he said with a grin as he reached to undo his belt. You raised yourself up to pull your shorts down and Roger wrapped and arm around your waist, pulling you forward. With a hand on his chest to brace yourself and a little manoeuvring from him you were able to get the shorts off and out of the way. His dick as already out so you wrapped your hand around it as he pulled you into another kiss, his hand on the back of your head as his tongue trailed over yours. Every groan as gasp he made as you stroked his cock went straight to your cunt, making you wetter and more impatient until you couldn’t wait any longer. Pulling your underwear aside you sank down on him, moaning into his mouth as he filled you. His fingers were tight on your hip and in your hair as you rode him, bouncing up and down as best you could in the confined space. Your legs soon began to burn with the strain but the need in your belly far outweighed the discomfort and you ignored it as you chased your high. For his part Roger did what he could to help, thrusting up into you, making the whole car shake. And when you said you liked how he sounded he made sure to be as vocal as possible, moaning into your ear and growling about how good your cunt felt. Finally, you reached the edge, whining don’t stop under your breath until you came, head thrown back.  

“Whe-re d’you want me?” Roger asked, voice strained with the effort of holding back his own orgasm.

“Where you are,” you said, meeting Roger’s eye.  

“Jesus, who are you?” He asked though it seemed to be rhetorical as he held your hips tight and, with a few more thrusts, came.  

“Anywhere else would have made a mess,” you laughed, watching as he recovered, “And as I wasn’t expecting that to happen I don’t really have anything on me to clean up with.”

“Can’t say I was expecting that either. Good though.”

You chuckled and agreed as you opened the door and disentangled yourself from Roger, straighting your undies as you went.  

“Here,” he said handing you your shorts.

“Can’t forget those,” you pulled them into place as Roger tucked his dick back into his jeans.

“I got something else for you,” He said, leaning forward to open the glovebox.  

You looked down at what he was handing you, “These say backstage on them?”

“In case you and your friend want to party with the band tonight, after the show.”

“What? You know the band?”

“Love, I am the band,”  

You were still staring as he drove off, grinning.  

[foreignswaggersession]

Best of K-Pop 2021 - 70-61

70. Oneus - What You Doing? What you doing picking No Diggity over this for the title track??? Their best classic boy group song since 👑 Bing Bing. Seoho was the MVP - I love his voice (so let me know ireon naaaaaal)

69. Victon - Circle. Victon is one of the few groups that I trust with slower music (stream Light and Sunrise). The stadium rock synths in Circle's chorus raise this song above others in the soft boy synthpop genre.

68. fromis_9 - Airplane Mode. Fromis_9 always has that b-side that obliterates their title track (see Miracle, 22nd Century Girl, Mulgogi). Airplane Mode is 2021's fromis b-side. The perfect song to chill out to while you takeoff in your window seat.

67. A.C.E - Changer. There's gonna be a lot of bright boy synthpop on this list. I adore Changer's chorus. Reminds me of Snuper's Star of Stars. Also they get brownie points for actually promoting this as a title track.

66. U-Know (TVXQ) - Time Machine. What Follow wanted to be. Best example of Yunho rapping because he can’t do weird sh** with his voice for no reason. Best use of autotune in 2021 – adds to the futuristic theme. Time Machine is more fun to listen to than Need You Right Now, but anyway buy Noir.

65. Twice - Cruel. It was so hard ranking the songs from Formula of Love. Cruel was almost left out but I had to include it. I love the heavy disco beats and the melodic prechorus (the vocal improvement!), but let's be real, that English chorus is unforgettable (you think i'm so cruuuuuel, but I'm just doing all the things that you doooo).

64. Golden Child - Cool Cool. Why did I have to suffer through one of their most boring title tracks ever, when this was literally the next song? We love a cool a** groovy a** bop with a brassy post-chorus. Joochan's "say me yeah" owned this entire song. The below vid may be my favorite performance from them, at least until they finally perform their actual best 2021 song.

63. SHINee - Body Rhythm. Ass-shaking reggae music. I loved Chemistry so I love this. What’s not to like? Onew’s super slutty vocals are enough to get this song up here. Shinee's flawless vocal chorus at the end of the song is what I've been missing for 3 years.

62. aespa - I'll Make You Cry. I love an angry woman anthem. Winter and Ningning eat the chorus and postchorus up. Music to beat ass and ruin lives to.

61. WJSN - Unnatural. WJSN's flawless title track run continues with no misses (MoMoMo didn't happen shut up). C*ntiest title track on their c*ntiest album. I've lost all my ult tier girl groups now, hopefully Starship won't fumble WJSN's bag before their contract's up.

[chocolatetakoyakis]

Heyyooo~ I love your Baki headcanon 🥰 can you write a first kiss headcanon maybe some NSFW if your comfortable with baki, jack and whoever you like 😚😚

Hiiiiii ❤️ thank you very much ! It’s been a long time since someone asked me some Baki headcanon 😭 SO LET’S START ! I hope you’ll like it dear. I’ll do the first kiss in another post !

⚫️ BAKI HEADCANON - NSFW SCENARIOS ⚫️

🔞🔞🔞 please if you are not comfortable with the mention of sex please do not read it. Thank you 🔞🔞🔞

BAKI ：

Baby is super sweet with you ( hum hum at the beginning of your relationship hehe )

Can get a little bit too exited about having sex with you

Is the top almost everytime however he’ll let you ride him after a difficult fight to watch your cute and red face

Not that kinky but don’t mind seeing you in a sexy nurse or Schoolgirl outfit once in a while. He’ll also cum inside of you if you are begging for it hard

He is very caring after your session and will hug you all the night

Fav location : his home or locker room during tournament, he tried at school but you refused it bruh

Fav position : Missionary / Riverside / Grasshoper

Motivation : any lol he just like making love to you randomly in the week or maybe seeing you upset or sad

Rounds : 2 or 3 because he can’t stop himself

Approximately 3 time a week

Will always forget the condom

Sweet kisses all over you

LOOOOOVE EATING YOU ( apparently your juice is giving him strength lol )

🔞 : Y/n let me stay between your sexy legs, I’ll make you moan in a second”

❤️: “you at absolutely delicious my love, could eat it everyday”

JACK :

He is always afraid of hurting you no matter how much you reassure him

But when you moans are driving him crazy ugh he just looses control of his body and completely destroys you

That’s why you two have always a safe word

He likes feeling the heat of your corpses together

Love gripping your thighs while ravaging you

Fav location : Hotel room / locker room of the sport hall / shower

Fav position : against every object of the room like wall, on the table

Motivation : after a good dinner or as a good and chill morning sex

Round : 7 is his limit and your too lol

Will fuck you at least 2 time in the week

Has a secret Breeding kink

Love having your mouth on his cock all the night

Is a tease lol

🔞 : “Sweetheart be ready to receive all of my juice in your wonderful pussy”

❤️ : “ Did i hurt you Y/n ? Anyway even if not come here I’ll warn you”

SIKORSKY :

Ok first this man is ABSOLUTELY NOT GONNA TAKE IT SLOW

Expect a lot of slut and dirty talking with this man

For Sikorsky: Sex = you being taken by behind screaming and crying his name and how good he is

He has a dominance kink and doesn’t hide it so handcuffs and light bandage are welcomed

Is kinky as fuck and want to try everything with you

Fav location : hotel room / Parking / Taxi / public toilets

Fav position : Doggystyle or against a wall

Motivation : seeing you with another man or after an argument ( will fuck you until you say he is right ) or when you are both drunk

Rounds : can go for ALL the night

Every single day if he could but nah only 4 times a week ( yup he is sexalcoholic )

Leave red marks on you as he smack your thighs

Only think about pleasuring himself first

Is more into fucking you than letting you suck his cock

🔞 : “Look at yourself Y/n. All slutty for me to fuck you on the mattress”

❤️ : “don’t look at me with this beautiful eyes cutie or I’ll fuck you another time”

DOYLE :

Sex with Doyle is Very sensual so expect a lot of sweet talk and touch there and there

Is more interested in pleasuring you than himself because your expressions while he is fucking you are the best he ever seen in his life

Would gracefully let you top him if you want as long as he is not tied to the bed

Has probably recorded your moans on his phone to he can listen to them when he wants to

He is really into toys as well but only on you

Fav location : your or his bedroom

Fav position: Magic Carpet / 69 / Truck

Motivation : seeing you sad or when he had a bad day

Round : 1 is enough for him

He wants it to be very sensual and rare so maybe 4 time a month

Hold your hands 70% of the time

Like to pet your naked back

Moan with you

🔞 : “C’mon Y/n show me your real self. Show me how much I am pleasuring you with my cock”

❤️ : “ You’re definitely my favorite landscape Y/n”

KATSUMI :

Katsumi is the perfect example for : Nice in the street and hot the the sheet

He is sure an amazing and caring lover but when you two have sex bruh be ready to spend a very very loooong night begging and edging

DADDY ALERT maybe 40% of your the time

He is gonna make you cry, beg, and moan for his dick

Will gently spank you ass as hell fuck you

Fav location : His bed

Fav position : Doggystyle / Louise and Merger

Motivation : to be honest seeing your ass is enough for this dude

Round: As much as you want

On Monday / Wednesday and Sunday don’t ask me why

He is rough but not that much

Even if you two are playing Baby and Daddy, he will NEVER humiliate you ( it’s just teasing )

So fucking caring after sex

🔞 : “ Anww BabyGirl Louder...Moan for Daddy and I’ll let you cum around my dick”

❤️ : “That was hot right Y/n ? you were amazing as always come here in my arms sweetheart ”

Hiiiii guys, I’m warning you this is the first NSWF headcanon I am writing in my entire life lol sorry if it’s bad. Bruh I’m such a dirty girl haha a

[fantasysuiteleague]

Week 2: XOXO, Gossip Girl

With so many dumb girls milling around the Bachelor mansion, still drunk from the night before and starving for carbs and attention, I'm sure it's difficult to not make the first few episodes of the show feel over-produced. Jk. We're in Season 21 and Nick is our Bachelor: everything is over-produced. That being said, this week felt particularly cringe-worthy. We kick things off with our sleep-deprived divas trying to convince us that the only thing they've been able to think about since arriving 12 hours ago is Nick. Not their phones, their families, their jobs, the presidential election. Only NICK VIALL. Right.

Enter Chris Harrison, who reminds the women that they only way they're going to stand out with this many girls in the house is to be memorable slutty. This piece of unsolicited and sexist advice triggers Manchurian Candidate Corinne, and it's all downhill from here.

Something Old. Something New. Something Topless. Something Rude.

The first group date of the episode is ultimate Bachelor irony. Actually, it feels like a storyline cooked up by Quinn and Rachel on UnREAL. The girls gleefully drive three Buick convertibles down the street to a mansion usually used to shoot adult films. Once parked, they're made to jog into the backyard where they meet up with a heavily spray-tanned man named Franco who is almost definitely an actor and/or one of the producer's friends. There, the producers dangle the possibility of marriage in front of them while simultaneously cheapening the entire experience. What's more? They've all been drinking since they arrived, and have to watch each other pose and make out with Nick. This is Bachelor 101. An incredibly basic premise that is guaranteed to spawn all sorts of jealousy, desperation, and insecurity.

The pawn at the center of this whole *experiment* is none other than that girl you wished you hadn't started a conversation with at a party: Corinne. To absolutely no one's surprise, this bitch has never been a bridesmaid. But keep in mind she's 24 and probably only hangs out with older club promoters, so this warrants no more than an eyeroll. Photog Franco, who is probably shooting a porn after this group date, *coincidentally* makes Corinne a bikini bride, and like the Manchurian Candidate that she is, all she can talk about is how sexy she looks and how it makes sense that she would be the nearly naked bride. Enter Brittany (who?), who is actually topless and actually looks very pretty. Corinne is, of course, very uncomfortable because she was programmed to be the star.

And A STAR SHE WILL BE. Left with no other options, Corinne takes her top off and *forces* Nick to hold her boobs in front of the other girls. It's pretty obvious that they made Corinne go last so everyone would be drunk enough to get pissed, and it works. Adding insult to injury, Franco picks Corinne as the "winner" of the group date, because, as she puts it, she was actually daring enough to have clothes and then take them off. Later that night Corinne continues to "project her sexuality" on Nick, stealing him first and immediately going in for the make out. Hilariously, Nick says that he's been "really impressed with Corinne so far." Yeah, having absolutely no shame is truly impressive. And she continues to impress me by interrupting other girls not once, but twice after her original make out session.

Now naturally this pisses everyone off, but NO ONE says or DOES anything about it! Ladies, I hate to repeat Corinne's advice here, but like, fucking go interrupt her and take your time. You came here "for Nick" or at least to be on TV, so fucking take what is yours! But they won't, because they're all fucking idiots. This is underscored by the repeated in-camera interviews were girls like Taylor try to convince themselves that Corinne "isn't what Nick wants" and that Nick is "better than Corinne." Taylor: get a clue. Or a job. Or watch a single episode of Andi or Kaitlyn's season. Or just like, go to a bar in River North. Then maybe, just maybe, you wouldn't sit here thinking that a guy like Nick isn't going to go for a girl like Corinne. Because he is. And sure enough, he proves it by giving Corinne the group date rose.

In between flashes of Corinne we see Raven getting some quality time in with Nick, but is any time with Nick actually quality time? For example, Raven let's Nick know she was cheated on before, and Nick's response was to direct the conversation to him and talk about how he's been cheated on. Everything he says feels so disingenuous, but that's because he always finds a way to make things about himself. So if we're being real, him and Corinne are actually perfect for each other. But we're not being real, because this is reality TV. There was, however, a perfect moment of reality TV after Taylor re-interrupts Corinne and Corinne confronts her. Corinne is pissed because "that's not the way to go about things." The way to go about things is to be "classy" [take your top off] and not direct your disrespect "towards any one person" ... just the entire group. Taylor handles the confusing assault incredibly well. Then again, anyone with an IQ over 70 shouldn't have much difficulty defending themselves against a drunk clown. Corinne quickly forgets about Taylor, gushing with pride for herself for stepping out of her comfort zone "in many different times and angles."

Playa Say What?

The second half of the episode was dedicated to the history between Liz and Nick. I can't decide if Liz is this dumb, or just starving for Instagram fame. On the one hand, I can see how a producer could convince her that Nick would love to see her again, they already have an established connection, and she'll probably go far. On the other hand, she seems pretty dumb. Sitting around the mansion all day with nothing to do but drink, tan, and get in her own head, Liz confides in Gretchen Wieners that she is Jade's best friend, didn't memorize her maid of honor speech at the wedding, and also slept with Nick. She emphasizes how wasted she was when it happened, and also how awkward it was. "Like, super awkward."

She mentions intermittent sex and talking, which is something we've heard before. This all but confirms my suspicion that Nick is actually terrible in bed. That's why it didn't work out with Andi. And sure, he fucked Kaitlyn and still made it to the final two, but that sneaky fuck sesh probably didn't give him tons of time to talk while inside of her.

The Nice Girl 

It's pretty easy to forget that Nick went on a 1-on-1 date this episode, but there's a reason for that. Danielle M. doesn't make good TV because she's not terrible like the rest of the girls. She seems like a very sweet girl and has a real job. Does she pack a lot of personality? No. But not everyone can be Alexis or Corinne or the Genie from Aladdin. There can't be complex hoes without basic bitches, and Danielle M. is that nice basic bitch. She'll stick around awhile because she's probably one of the only "real" women who, despite being pretty bland, is one of the only realistic choices in terms of actual marriage and not just Hollywood Instagram-fame. This is probably why she gets the first 1-on-1 date. She's got the hometown Wisconsin vibe and they need to get her tragedy out and on camera because she's going to fade to the back for the next 7 weeks before ultimately getting cut. During dinner, Nick goes on and on about himself and being on the Bachelorette twice and heartbreak, and Danielle M. just keeps nodding, looking bored. This whole Bachelorette story sounds like Hillary repeatedly listing her years of accomplishments during the debates while contrasting Donald's years of housing discrimination and golden showers. We get it. You get it. You're here. We're listening. Can we please talk about something else? Anything.

We Need to Talk . . .

The theme of this date -- breakups -- is comically opposite to the first in every way. The first stop is the "Museum of Broken Relationships,"  which cannot possibly be a thing that existed prior to the filming of this episode. This "museum" houses an uncomfortable amount of random shit that people have "left behind" from their broken relationships. Umm, what? Left behind from where? No one can convince me that people come to museums to break up, or that they send objects from their failed relationships to be put on display for other weirdoes to look at. First of all, where are all the dildos? Second, USPS is incredibly unreliable. Sure enough, at least one loser has donated to this museum: Nick. After a rehearsed speech about himself and how Andi and Kaitlyn led him to be the Bachelor, the women are given the task of preparing breakup monologues for Nick. Everything is funny and light-hearted, especially when loose cannon Josephine smacks Nick across the face. Until, that is, it's Liz's turn. Upset and insecure, she pulls out a NOTEPAD to start her breakup. Immediately, Nick diverts his eyes like the pussy that he is.

But he knows what's coming. And it's AWFUL. More cringe worthy than Corinne's nipples, Liz goes on and on--in detail--about meeting him in a hallway, at a wedding, and essentially blames him for not chasing after her, even though she wasn't ready to let him in. Or at least, in farther than just the tip. The audience is silent and all of the girls but Gretchen Wieners look confused. Gretchen tries to play it cool and pretend that she has no idea what's going on,

but it's not very convincing. Liz's breakup is followed by more awkward silence and her finally saying "okay we can be done." Thank fucking god. For some reason, after this, NOT A SINGLE GIRL asks what the fuck that was all about. They mention it was detailed and weird and awkward, but don't say anything to Liz or Nick. Literally no girl, after hearing the hallway comment, and the wedding comment, was like -- umm, I have a few follow up questions? Nick spends the rest of the date stressing out about Liz, but it's pretty easy to see through his feigned concern for the other women. In a voiceover he tries to sell that he's concerned because he doesn't want the girls to think he's been lying to them (which he has), but in reality, he's concerned about what she actually said and how much of "her side" has been leaked. So while Jaimi reveals she's dated girls, and Kristina talks about growing up in a country that may or may not be controlling the United States, all Nick can think about is who knows what. It's smarmy and pathetic and incredible on brand. Finally, Gretchen Wieners spills the beans to him and he's able to tell his side of the story. At this point, he knows he has to get rid of Liz before she tells more people about how terrible he is in bed, so pulls her away for 1-on-1 time. They're gone for a long time which eventually leads the girls to wonder what's going on between them after her awkward-ass breakup speech. Gretchen Wieners refuses to rat Liz out,

but making it pretty clear there's something going on. And sure enough, it is. Nick confronts Liz with the whole "right reasons" question, and Liz's answer is just awful. She didn't ask for his number because she didn't know him. But then didn't want to ask for it and give him the wrong impression because she knew he was in Paradise. And even though he was only in Paradise for a month, she knew he had "other things" going on and just wasn't the type of person who liked to talk on the phone. We don't need Nick to point out to us that the more she talks, the less sense she makes, but it's the nail in her coffin. Finally Nick tells Liz that, while he admires her lack of shame courage for coming on this show and putting herself and her sexual history out there, she's milked this situation for all it's worth and it's time to go.

Now that he's gotten rid of Liz, he has to do the hardest thing of all: tell the women. Come clean. Be honest. Of course this is going to be difficult, because being a decent person isn't easy. Especially for a selfish little bitch like Nick. Before dropping the bomb he expresses concern that it's not the right time. But when is it ever a good time to tell your 26 girlfriends that you slept with one of them already? That you've been lying to them since Day 1? That you actually have no dick? I guess we'll find out next week. You know you love me.

XOXO,

Gossip Girl.

Corinne's Corner

There were too many good quotes to incorporate or ignore coming from this girl's articitially plumped up mouth, so here are my favorites:

I just want to be with him. Be with him. And hopefully, I will."

"I was daring enough to have clothes, and take them off."

"Brittany is half naked, and that should be me."

"Like he held my boobs, okay. No one has ever held my boobs like that. Or ever will."

"I really like Nick. When I was talking to him, he was listening."

"Today was just a dream come true. I stepped out of my comfort zone in many different times and angles. Dad would be so proud. Even though I was naked. HE would be proud."

"As long as there's no situation about the situation, we're okay."

"I just put myself out there and I just was myself. That's it. That's all I did, guys. Literally. I was just Corinne."  Yeah, we saw...

Did you notice ...

"I'm ready for the women to see me as me, instead of the guy they've seen on TV."  - Nick....but wait...

Alexis looks like Jade. But she's much cooler. From dolphin/shark to pregnant wife. She's definitely my favorite. Especially when she was resting her drink on her fake pregnant belly.

The girls on the first group date want to give Brittany the benefit of the doubt. They’re jealous of her, but they don’t mind because she didn’t choose to be topless. She was born that way.

The girls complained about being a bridesmaids, but Liz could have told them that's not a bad thing when it comes to Nick.

Did you notice that Liz's big reveal to Gretchen Wieners actually happened over three different scenes? I'm guessing this is because Liz wasn't giving enough detail the first two times and the producers really wanted to get the whole sex thing out there.

On the boat during their 1-on-1 date, Nick makes Danielle M. face the sun after snagging some cheese and then the better spot. SMH.

After hearing they were going to act out breakup scenes, Nick turns to Josephine and says "I'm most worried about you" as she says "violence."

Minority Report: No rose ceremony this week so nothing to report. But noticeably we didn't really see any of our chocolate ladies this week. That's probably a good thing since we were so focused on crazy white girls, but still, can we get more camera time for the lesbian with the nose ring? 

[travisandersondatingblog]

How To Kiss a Guy: Become A Kissing Goddess With These 7 Tips

Whether you’ve kissed one guy or 100, I think it never hurts to have a refresher on how to kiss a guy.

That’s why I created this very silly video. About three months ago, I released a video with Steve, illustrating exactly how you sexy single ladies should touch a man. Now that video has since gone viral, reaching hundreds of thousands of women all over the world. Who would’ve thunk? So I’ve decided, for this video, I’m bringing in Steve’s girlfriend, Stefania, to teach you sexy single ladies how to kiss a guy so that he wants you even more.

Before you say, nah, Adam. I got kissing covered. I’m already a pro, let me share something with you: YourTango conducted a survey and found that only 52% of people think their partner is a good kisser. So…are you sure you fall into that category, or can you let me give you a few pointers on how to kiss a guy?

In this video and this article, I’m going to be talking about different types of kisses, how to kiss a guy, and how to be a better kisser when you’re dating men.

But I’ve got to warn you, if you are under the age of 18, please do not watch this video. It’s likely just a little bit inappropriate for you. (Hopefully, that warning didn’t do the opposite and make you decide to watch it! Come back when you’re 18!)

But if you’re 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, or beyond, please watch this whole video, because I guarantee that this will change the way that you kiss a man forever.

Get a notepad handy, because you’re gonna want to take notes!

Your coach,

      P.S. If you want a little help in the flirting department, check out my new Flirting Workshop. It will teach you three ways that you can connect with a guy on a much more emotional level and be much better at flirting as well when you’re going out meeting new guys.

Summary of How to Kiss a Guy

Ah, kissing. It’s the hallmark of dating, and a great way to communicate that you like a guy. Before I get into specific tips on how to kiss a guy, let’s go over the different types of kisses and when they are appropriate.

For starters, there’s the peck on the cheek. Now clearly, the peck on the cheek is really mostly for a friendly kiss, right? If you’ve known someone for a long time or if someone is a good friend, whether it’s a guy or a gal, you’re probably going to kiss them on the cheek.

But it’s also really good when you’re going out on a second date with a guy.

Let’s say you went out on a first date and didn’t kiss on that date. If you want to show interest when you see the guy for the second date, give him that peck on the cheek kiss. It’s going to boost his confidence and make him realize that you’re interested in him. Yes, you’ve agreed to go on a second date, but some guys will still wonder: Is she really into me? 

So by giving him that peck, it’s going to really help communicate your interest.

Every type of kiss means something different.

The second type of kiss is the peck on the lips. For me at least (feel free to argue in the comments below), the quick peck on the lips is really only appropriate if you’re in a long-term relationship.

Like when I see my girlfriend, Jess, that’s probably what we’re going to do, it’s just:

A quick peck…

An I love you…

That’s it. It’s a way to check in with someone you’re in love with and let them know you care, even if you’re in a hurry out the door.

But if you’re those early stages of dating, there’s really not that much place for that peck on the lips. Either you’re going in for a real kiss, or you’re giving nothing at all. So I’m not a huge fan of the peck on the lips for you women who are just in those early stages of dating.

Next is the quicky tongue kiss, where there’s not a lot of tongue, just a little bit of tongue, with the kiss.

Now the quicky tongue kiss is really for a first kiss. I think a lot of women get this wrong when it comes to a first kiss. If you’re sharing a first kiss with a guy you’re into, you don’t want to go from not kissing at all to then just sucking face for ten minutes.

It’s great to give him just a little bit of tongue, a little bit of lips, and then back away. This allows you to enjoy the moment and gauge his response. You’re not jumping the gun and giving him a full-blown tongue-down-the-throat kiss.

Which brings me to the final type of kiss, which is the tongue-down-the-throat, hardcore make-out kiss. By the way, my assistant in the video, Stefania loves this kiss.

Now when it comes to the hardcore make-out kiss, know that this may very well lead to sex, or at the very least, heavy petting. So use cautiously when you’re ready to take things further.

So now that we’ve gone over the different types of kisses and when they are appropriate and when they’re not appropriate, let’s talk about a few tips on how to kiss a guy.

There are several things to consider when learning (or improving) how to kiss a guy, including:

Make sure your breath is fresh

Be unpredictable

Kiss him slowly

Let him kiss you

Kiss other places besides the lips

Enjoy the moment

Close your eyes

DON’T rush it

Let’s look at each of these kissing tips in more detail, shall we?

How to Kiss a Guy Tip 1. First Things First: Your Breath!

This tip is fairly easy: make sure your breath isn’t nasty. Research from the Oral Health Foundation found that 35% of people find bad breath such a turnoff that they wouldn’t ask for a second date.

Look, I know some people just have ongoing breath problems and I understand that there are some serious medical challenges that some people are going through that cause bad breath. But barring that, if you’re not in that situation, then please, oral hygiene is so important when it comes to dates.

Please floss and brush your teeth, then do it again.

If you have the Sonicare brush, make sure you do all two minutes, then do it again before your date.

Don’t eat garlic or anything odiferous on your date because, I’m telling you, the easiest way to turn a man completely off from ever wanting to kiss you or be near you is stank breath.

How to Kiss a Guy Tip 2. Be Unpredictable

Keep him guessing what’s next in the kiss.

No one likes a lady who kisses like a robot. Same speed. Same effort. Instead, try being unpredictable with your kissing. Go from being fast and a little aggressive to slowing it down a little bit, to then maybe biting his lip (gently, please!), to then pulling away for a second (a great way to swallow that spit without being obvious), then maybe kissing his neck a little. Maybe move your head from one direction to the other halfway through.

Unpredictable is very, very sexy when it comes to kissing.

Now, this detailed instruction on how to be more unpredictable when kissing a man is more appropriate for a kiss when you’ve been dating a while. A first kiss might be a little shorter and exploratory as you get to know each other’s kissing style. But still, even then: mix it up.

How to Kiss a Guy Tip 3. Kiss Him Slowly

You are not in a race to get to the end of the kiss, lady!

Even if things get hot and heavy, it’s okay to slow things down, especially if you’re not ready to take things further than that kiss.

I know you’re in the heat of passion: there’s so much tension that has built up over time, with you wanting to finally kiss him and him wanting to kiss you, and you just want to ravish each other.

But please, slow it down a little bit.

You backing off from making that kiss take you both to the moon is going to make him want to chase you even more. It may seem silly to worry about him chasing you when you’re only having your first kiss, but you need to be aware of everything you communicate when you’re with this guy because it all adds up to how he sees you and how much he does or doesn’t want you over time.

How to Kiss a Guy Tip 4. Let Him Kiss You

Wanna know how to kiss a guy? Let him kiss you!

I get it. You’re a grown ass woman and you’re not afraid to make the first move.

This guy may totally be into you taking charge, but you don’t yet know if that’s the case on that first kiss. Some guys like to be traditional and make the first move. They may feel their masculinity is threatened if you as the lady do all the heavy lifting on that date. Hey, don’t look at me! I’m a feminist!

 Unless you just absolutely have to be dominant in a relationship, it’s great to allow him to take the lead rather than you jumping on top of him and sticking your tongue down his throat. Save that kiss for when you’re more comfortable with each other and you know he’ll respond positively.

How to Kiss a Guy Tip 5. Kiss Him Other Places Besides the Lips

Hey, take your mind out of the gutter!

I was talking about the neck.

Kissing a man on the neck or even the ear is a great way to build even more intimacy as you start to explore each other’s bodies, but aren’t yet doing much more than kissing.

It’s going to turn him on, and it’s going to show him that you like sexual variety. I’m telling you, it’s going to drive him absolutely nuts.

That being said, maybe don’t kiss him on the cheek or forehead if you’re in the middle of a makeout session. Might send a confusing message!

How to Kiss a Guy Tip 6. Enjoy the Moment

Enjoy the moment rather than worrying about the kiss.

I know it’s easy to get caught up in your head on a first kiss, but I encourage you to ignore that voice:

Am I doing this right?

Wow, he uses a LOT of tongue.

Does kissing on a first date make me seem slutty?

I need to pick up my dry cleaning after this date.

I don’t get Zen very often, but allow me to be here: just enjoy the moment. It’s just a kiss. There’s no reason to overthink it. This man is not going to judge your worth as a human being based on this first kiss. It’s more important that there’s chemistry and that the two of you connect than that you score an A+ on that kissing test!

How to Kiss a Guy Tip 7. Make That First Kiss Count

Now that I’ve told you to get out of your head, particularly with that first kiss, let me make you worry again.

It may be worthwhile to put your all into that first kiss: in a S.U.N.Y. Albany survey, 59% of men and 66% of women said they’d ended a relationship because the first kiss wasn’t great. That first kiss can be an indicator of what’s to come, and if it’s lackluster, it could indicate to your date that you won’t be very passionate in the future.

So try not to be nervous and go with the flow, using these kissing tips to make your first kiss a memorable one.

The Ultimate DON’T of How to Kiss a Guy: DON’T Rush It!

Read his signals to know if he even wants to kiss you.

You may be impatient to get that first kiss over with. You may be so into this guy that you can’t wait to lock lips.

If you’re in a hurry, you might miss the signs that he’s not as excited about kissing you as you are him. And so you might lean in…

Gaze adoringly into his eyes…

Press your lips to his…

Give him a little tongue…

And open your eyes…

To see him pull away, a look of horror on his face.

You don’t want that, am I right? So rather than rushing that first kiss, pay attention to the vibes he’s giving off.

Is he touching your arm, waist, or face throughout the night? Has he been holding your hand? Does he lean in when you talk? His body language will tell you how into you he is.

But the fact is: he can be totally into you and still not want to kiss on the first date. Some guys take their time. They may not want to pressure you if they’re not sure you kiss on the first date, or they may want time after the date to reflect on how it went before taking that next step. That’s another reason why it’s good to let him take the lead when it comes to kissing.

Conclusion:

Ready for your pop quiz on how to kiss a guy?

Should you take initiative and kiss him first?

Should you rush through that kiss?

Should you order garlic pasta on your date?

Should you analyze the kiss as it’s happening?

Right. The answer to all these questions is a resounding NO. You’re ready to get out there and start smooching, Sexy, Confident Lady!

Every man you will kiss in your life will have a different style. Be adaptable, and enjoy it.

You’ll kiss guys who slobber.

You’ll kiss guys who don’t use their tongues. Ever.

You’ll kiss guys who use their tongues like an egg beater. Round and round and round!

And then you’ll kiss one guy who is perfect for you. Consider yourself Goldilocks. You will have to try out different kisses to find the ultimate kiss that will be enough for you for the rest of your life.

He (and that kiss) are out there. So just keep practicing until then!

Got any tips on how to kiss a guy to share with other readers? Leave them in the comments below!

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How To Kiss a Guy: Become A Kissing Goddess With These 7 Tips

Whether you’ve kissed one guy or 100, I think it never hurts to have a refresher on how to kiss a guy.

That’s why I created this very silly video. About three months ago, I released a video with Steve, illustrating exactly how you sexy single ladies should touch a man. Now that video has since gone viral, reaching hundreds of thousands of women all over the world. Who would’ve thunk? So I’ve decided, for this video, I’m bringing in Steve’s girlfriend, Stefania, to teach you sexy single ladies how to kiss a guy so that he wants you even more.

Before you say, nah, Adam. I got kissing covered. I’m already a pro, let me share something with you: YourTango conducted a survey and found that only 52% of people think their partner is a good kisser. So…are you sure you fall into that category, or can you let me give you a few pointers on how to kiss a guy?

In this video and this article, I’m going to be talking about different types of kisses, how to kiss a guy, and how to be a better kisser when you’re dating men.

But I’ve got to warn you, if you are under the age of 18, please do not watch this video. It’s likely just a little bit inappropriate for you. (Hopefully, that warning didn’t do the opposite and make you decide to watch it! Come back when you’re 18!)

But if you’re 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, or beyond, please watch this whole video, because I guarantee that this will change the way that you kiss a man forever.

Get a notepad handy, because you’re gonna want to take notes!

Your coach,

      P.S. If you want a little help in the flirting department, check out my new Flirting Workshop. It will teach you three ways that you can connect with a guy on a much more emotional level and be much better at flirting as well when you’re going out meeting new guys.

Summary of How to Kiss a Guy

Ah, kissing. It’s the hallmark of dating, and a great way to communicate that you like a guy. Before I get into specific tips on how to kiss a guy, let’s go over the different types of kisses and when they are appropriate.

For starters, there’s the peck on the cheek. Now clearly, the peck on the cheek is really mostly for a friendly kiss, right? If you’ve known someone for a long time or if someone is a good friend, whether it’s a guy or a gal, you’re probably going to kiss them on the cheek.

But it’s also really good when you’re going out on a second date with a guy.

Let’s say you went out on a first date and didn’t kiss on that date. If you want to show interest when you see the guy for the second date, give him that peck on the cheek kiss. It’s going to boost his confidence and make him realize that you’re interested in him. Yes, you’ve agreed to go on a second date, but some guys will still wonder: Is she really into me? 

So by giving him that peck, it’s going to really help communicate your interest.

Every type of kiss means something different.

The second type of kiss is the peck on the lips. For me at least (feel free to argue in the comments below), the quick peck on the lips is really only appropriate if you’re in a long-term relationship.

Like when I see my girlfriend, Jess, that’s probably what we’re going to do, it’s just:

A quick peck…

An I love you…

That’s it. It’s a way to check in with someone you’re in love with and let them know you care, even if you’re in a hurry out the door.

But if you’re those early stages of dating, there’s really not that much place for that peck on the lips. Either you’re going in for a real kiss, or you’re giving nothing at all. So I’m not a huge fan of the peck on the lips for you women who are just in those early stages of dating.

Next is the quicky tongue kiss, where there’s not a lot of tongue, just a little bit of tongue, with the kiss.

Now the quicky tongue kiss is really for a first kiss. I think a lot of women get this wrong when it comes to a first kiss. If you’re sharing a first kiss with a guy you’re into, you don’t want to go from not kissing at all to then just sucking face for ten minutes.

It’s great to give him just a little bit of tongue, a little bit of lips, and then back away. This allows you to enjoy the moment and gauge his response. You’re not jumping the gun and giving him a full-blown tongue-down-the-throat kiss.

Which brings me to the final type of kiss, which is the tongue-down-the-throat, hardcore make-out kiss. By the way, my assistant in the video, Stefania loves this kiss.

Now when it comes to the hardcore make-out kiss, know that this may very well lead to sex, or at the very least, heavy petting. So use cautiously when you’re ready to take things further.

So now that we’ve gone over the different types of kisses and when they are appropriate and when they’re not appropriate, let’s talk about a few tips on how to kiss a guy.

There are several things to consider when learning (or improving) how to kiss a guy, including:

Make sure your breath is fresh

Be unpredictable

Kiss him slowly

Let him kiss you

Kiss other places besides the lips

Enjoy the moment

Close your eyes

DON’T rush it

Let’s look at each of these kissing tips in more detail, shall we?

How to Kiss a Guy Tip 1. First Things First: Your Breath!

This tip is fairly easy: make sure your breath isn’t nasty. Research from the Oral Health Foundation found that 35% of people find bad breath such a turnoff that they wouldn’t ask for a second date.

Look, I know some people just have ongoing breath problems and I understand that there are some serious medical challenges that some people are going through that cause bad breath. But barring that, if you’re not in that situation, then please, oral hygiene is so important when it comes to dates.

Please floss and brush your teeth, then do it again.

If you have the Sonicare brush, make sure you do all two minutes, then do it again before your date.

Don’t eat garlic or anything odiferous on your date because, I’m telling you, the easiest way to turn a man completely off from ever wanting to kiss you or be near you is stank breath.

How to Kiss a Guy Tip 2. Be Unpredictable

Keep him guessing what’s next in the kiss.

No one likes a lady who kisses like a robot. Same speed. Same effort. Instead, try being unpredictable with your kissing. Go from being fast and a little aggressive to slowing it down a little bit, to then maybe biting his lip (gently, please!), to then pulling away for a second (a great way to swallow that spit without being obvious), then maybe kissing his neck a little. Maybe move your head from one direction to the other halfway through.

Unpredictable is very, very sexy when it comes to kissing.

Now, this detailed instruction on how to be more unpredictable when kissing a man is more appropriate for a kiss when you’ve been dating a while. A first kiss might be a little shorter and exploratory as you get to know each other’s kissing style. But still, even then: mix it up.

How to Kiss a Guy Tip 3. Kiss Him Slowly

You are not in a race to get to the end of the kiss, lady!

Even if things get hot and heavy, it’s okay to slow things down, especially if you’re not ready to take things further than that kiss.

I know you’re in the heat of passion: there’s so much tension that has built up over time, with you wanting to finally kiss him and him wanting to kiss you, and you just want to ravish each other.

But please, slow it down a little bit.

You backing off from making that kiss take you both to the moon is going to make him want to chase you even more. It may seem silly to worry about him chasing you when you’re only having your first kiss, but you need to be aware of everything you communicate when you’re with this guy because it all adds up to how he sees you and how much he does or doesn’t want you over time.

How to Kiss a Guy Tip 4. Let Him Kiss You

Wanna know how to kiss a guy? Let him kiss you!

I get it. You’re a grown ass woman and you’re not afraid to make the first move.

This guy may totally be into you taking charge, but you don’t yet know if that’s the case on that first kiss. Some guys like to be traditional and make the first move. They may feel their masculinity is threatened if you as the lady do all the heavy lifting on that date. Hey, don’t look at me! I’m a feminist!

 Unless you just absolutely have to be dominant in a relationship, it’s great to allow him to take the lead rather than you jumping on top of him and sticking your tongue down his throat. Save that kiss for when you’re more comfortable with each other and you know he’ll respond positively.

How to Kiss a Guy Tip 5. Kiss Him Other Places Besides the Lips

Hey, take your mind out of the gutter!

I was talking about the neck.

Kissing a man on the neck or even the ear is a great way to build even more intimacy as you start to explore each other’s bodies, but aren’t yet doing much more than kissing.

It’s going to turn him on, and it’s going to show him that you like sexual variety. I’m telling you, it’s going to drive him absolutely nuts.

That being said, maybe don’t kiss him on the cheek or forehead if you’re in the middle of a makeout session. Might send a confusing message!

How to Kiss a Guy Tip 6. Enjoy the Moment

Enjoy the moment rather than worrying about the kiss.

I know it’s easy to get caught up in your head on a first kiss, but I encourage you to ignore that voice:

Am I doing this right?

Wow, he uses a LOT of tongue.

Does kissing on a first date make me seem slutty?

I need to pick up my dry cleaning after this date.

I don’t get Zen very often, but allow me to be here: just enjoy the moment. It’s just a kiss. There’s no reason to overthink it. This man is not going to judge your worth as a human being based on this first kiss. It’s more important that there’s chemistry and that the two of you connect than that you score an A+ on that kissing test!

How to Kiss a Guy Tip 7. Make That First Kiss Count

Now that I’ve told you to get out of your head, particularly with that first kiss, let me make you worry again.

It may be worthwhile to put your all into that first kiss: in a S.U.N.Y. Albany survey, 59% of men and 66% of women said they’d ended a relationship because the first kiss wasn’t great. That first kiss can be an indicator of what’s to come, and if it’s lackluster, it could indicate to your date that you won’t be very passionate in the future.

So try not to be nervous and go with the flow, using these kissing tips to make your first kiss a memorable one.

The Ultimate DON’T of How to Kiss a Guy: DON’T Rush It!

Read his signals to know if he even wants to kiss you.

You may be impatient to get that first kiss over with. You may be so into this guy that you can’t wait to lock lips.

If you’re in a hurry, you might miss the signs that he’s not as excited about kissing you as you are him. And so you might lean in…

Gaze adoringly into his eyes…

Press your lips to his…

Give him a little tongue…

And open your eyes…

To see him pull away, a look of horror on his face.

You don’t want that, am I right? So rather than rushing that first kiss, pay attention to the vibes he’s giving off.

Is he touching your arm, waist, or face throughout the night? Has he been holding your hand? Does he lean in when you talk? His body language will tell you how into you he is.

But the fact is: he can be totally into you and still not want to kiss on the first date. Some guys take their time. They may not want to pressure you if they’re not sure you kiss on the first date, or they may want time after the date to reflect on how it went before taking that next step. That’s another reason why it’s good to let him take the lead when it comes to kissing.

Conclusion:

Ready for your pop quiz on how to kiss a guy?

Should you take initiative and kiss him first?

Should you rush through that kiss?

Should you order garlic pasta on your date?

Should you analyze the kiss as it’s happening?

Right. The answer to all these questions is a resounding NO. You’re ready to get out there and start smooching, Sexy, Confident Lady!

Every man you will kiss in your life will have a different style. Be adaptable, and enjoy it.

You’ll kiss guys who slobber.

You’ll kiss guys who don’t use their tongues. Ever.

You’ll kiss guys who use their tongues like an egg beater. Round and round and round!

And then you’ll kiss one guy who is perfect for you. Consider yourself Goldilocks. You will have to try out different kisses to find the ultimate kiss that will be enough for you for the rest of your life.

He (and that kiss) are out there. So just keep practicing until then!

Got any tips on how to kiss a guy to share with other readers? Leave them in the comments below!

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