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[runawaycatwalker]

Part 26. Asynchronous Expectations (Oni-Chan 2.0, part C)

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Astrocat wings pattern from here.

Ladybug leaps through the air, swinging her yo-yo towards the Agreste mansion.

Ladybug: Those ribbons were coming from Adrien's place.  Now where's the villain...?

Cut to Gabriel’s atelier, where Oni-Chan is throwing up her hands (one hand holding her sword upwards) in exasperation while looking at a sentimonster—the Unpublisher—as he holds up a single finger.

The Unpublisher: It looks like you want to know what my powers are.  Would you like help?

Oni-Chan: Yes!  I just said that!

The Unpublisher has an uncanny smile and holds up a hand in helpful explanation.  (The Unpublisher is an unsettling inversion of Adrien Agreste—blue hair, dark blue skin, a black overshirt with a white undershirt, hair parted on the other side, and all line art with white lines instead of black.)

The Unpublisher: To delete a picture of Adrien Agreste: Hold my amok and order me to delete a picture of Adrien Agreste.

Oni-Chan picks up a photonegative that was left on the corner of the central platform of Gabriel’s atelier.

Oni-Chan: Is this it?

The Unpublisher: That is the amok belonging to the Unpublisher.  Helpful tip: the Unpublisher is me!  This amok can be used to control the actions of the Un—

Oni-Chan: I get it.

Oni-Chan holds the photonegative and points towards Gabriel’s computer.  The Unpublisher looks at her with a large grin.

Oni-Chan: Look through that computer for Adrien Agreste photos.  Delete all of them from existence.

The Unpublisher: Got it.  Please be patient while I take care of that for you.

Ladybug throws the door open and leaps into the room, wielding her yo-yo.  A couple black ribbons are starting to weave their way into the world.

Ladybug: Not if I have anyth—

Ladybug is abruptly swarmed by a dense slurry of the magical ribbons conjured by the Unpublisher as he deletes every image of Adrien that Gabriel owns.

Ladybug: —Mmph!

Cut to Rena Furtive looking through her telescope at Oni-Chan teleporting across the rooftops as the ribbons fan out across the world.

Ladybug (over comm): I can't get past these ribbons!

Rena Furtive: You might not have to.  Oni-Chan’s mass-teleporting again.  She’s holding something new—I assume it's an amok?

Ladybug (over comm): Then I’ll have to bring her to me...

Cut to Nathalie’s bedroom, where Nathalie sits on the edge of her bed as she speaks to Ladybug.  Her room is largely untouched by the ribbons (though a few can be seen flowing past her windows).  Note that Nathalie has a large map of the world on her wall.

Ladybug: Ms. Sancouer, I need your help.  Do you have a picture of Adrien that Mr. Agreste doesn’t have copies of?

Nathalie: I believe so.

Nathalie (internally): As much as I want to find Adrien, I can't risk an akuma like Oni-Chan leading Gabriel to him first.  If Gabriel asks, I’ll just say I couldn’t refuse Ladybug without rousing suspicion.

A closeup of Nathalie holding her tablet, on which is a picture of Adrien as he stole the grimoire.  He has yet to be deleted.

Nathalie: Here.

Ladybug: Wait, don't look yet—

Oni-Chan teleports in and hits Nathalie (and her tablet with the offending image) with her sword, petrifying her.  Oni-Chan looks towards Ladybug and waves an angry fist (which holds the photonegative amok).

Oni-Chan: Again, Ladybug?  Why must you keep getting in my way?

Oni-Chan swings her sword towards Ladybug, who manages to deflect it with her yo-yo as she leaps back.

Oni-Chan: I just want to find Adrien!  Don't you want that too?

Ladybug: Not like this!  I won't let you hurt everyone just to get to him!

Close-up of Oni-Chan’s unyielding eyes.

Oni-Chan: Then perish!

Ladybug, on pure instinct, yells and throws her yo-yo.

Ladybug: Chat Noir, now!

Ladybug clenches her eyes shut, berating herself.

Ladybug (internally): Stupid reflex!

Ladybug yanks her yo-yo back before it makes contact with Oni-Chan.

Ladybug (internally): He's not here!

Ladybug uses her yo-yo to flee as Oni-Chan lunges towards her.  But behind Oni-Chan, Catwalker has backflipped into the room behind her, his finger touching the amok with his Cataclysm.

Ladybug (internally): I have to fall back and try something els—

Catwalker: Cataclysm!

A closeup of Oni-Chan as she teleports away as the feather starts to emerge from the amok.

Cut to a closeup of the Unpublisher as he begins to dissolve, his mouth forming an ‘O’ as his final ribbon fails as it comes out his finger.

Cut back to Nathalie’s bedroom (she’s still petrified), where Ladybug raises a hesitant hand towards Catwalker.

Ladybug: C-Catwalker?  Where’s the amok?

Catwalker: Oni-Chan took it with her when she teleported away.

Ladybug, face in panicked shock, clenches her fists.

Ladybug: No!  That means I can’t heal the sentimonster’s damage!

Catwalker holds out an appeasing hand.

Catwalker: But it was only destroying Adrien Agreste’s modeling photos, right?  No one got hurt.  And I don't think Adrien would mind losing all that exposure.

Ladybug holds up her hands in infuriation.

Ladybug: Not mind???  Those pictures are incredibly important to Adrien and everyone who still cares about him!  They were all anyone had left of him!

Catwalker slumps and touches the back of his neck.

Catwalker: I'm sorry.

Ladybug: What were you even thinking?

Catwalker: I thought... I thought I was following your orders...

Ladybug points her finger in accusation.

Ladybug: The only order I've given you is to stay out of my way.  And you can't even do that!  I am this close to taking that ring and giving it to someone else, screw what Mayura promised!

Catwalker backs up against the bedroom door, shamefaced, holding his baton in both hands in front of him.

Catwalker: You called for Chat Noir.  Since he couldn't answer you, I just... did what I thought he would have done.

Ladybug shoves Catwalker through the doors, bursting them open.  Catwalker loses grip on his baton as he tumbles backwards.

Ladybug: Don't you dare put the blame on him!  You aren't Chat Noir!  And me calling for him out of old instincts does not give you the right to act like you could ever fill his shoes!

Ladybug slams the doors shut.

Ladybug: Here's your new orders: Go home!  You've put in your mandatory appearance, now leave me alone!

Cut to a conciliatory Rena Furtive calling over her comm, split screen with Ladybug as she answers over her comm, trying to get a grip on herself.

Rena Furtive: I'm sorry.  I know how important Adrien's pictures have been for you.

Ladybug: I can't worry about what's been lost.  I need to figure out my next move.

Rena Furtive: All the other heroes have been frozen by Oni-Chan.  We're running out of allies.  If we can't use Catwalker, I might have to expose myself and join in the battle.

Cut to Catwalker as he sits sadly on the floor on the other side of the door, hugging his knees and eavesdropping on Ladybug.

Ladybug (voiceover): I can handle this all on my own.  I just need a...

Cut to the creation of a Lucky Charm.  It’s a pair of gloves holding hands, one red covered in black spots with Ladybug’s emblem on the wrist, the other solid black with a red paw print on its wrist.

Ladybug: ...Lucky Charm!

Rena Furtive (over comm): What did you get?

Ladybug: A red glove glued to a black glove... holding... hands?

Ladybug looks frazzled and in deep denial as she lifts one of the fingers from the red glove and making it point somewhere.

Rena Furtive (over comm): I hate to say it, but that sounds like you do need to ask for help this time.

Ladybug:  No!  This can't mean that I have to use him!  It's obviously just pointing towards...

Ladybug holds a pencil in the air, about to throw it, as she starts to cover her eyes with her other hand, one eye peeking as she takes aim.

Ladybug: ...This pencil!  And if I close my eyes and throw this pencil at this map, it'll show me where Adrien is!

Rena Furtive (over comm): Uh... I don't think your Lucky Charm works like that...

A close-up of the map, where the pencil has embedded itself.  Ladybug takes a picture of it with her yo-yo.

Ladybug: I've got the coordinates!  Now I just have to follow them!  Power up!

Catwalker watches Cosmobug flying through the sky via the window.  In one hand, he uses his baton to take a picture of the map; in the other, he holds a purple piece of cheese to his mouth.

Catwalker (internally): I'm sorry, but I think I have to disobey you once more, m'Lady...

Catwalker (aloud): Power up!

A closeup of a pair of cuffed black gloves in front of magical green wings.  He holds his baton in one hand and points at the picture of the map on its screen with the other.

Astrocat (internally): If I take a path curved away from the equator... I can get there before Ladybug does and—

Pull back to show Astrocat—the powered-up form of Chat Noir, not Catwalker—looking at himself in panic.

Astrocat (internally): Oh no.  I powered up as Astrocat without thinking!

Adrien hides himself behind a wall and detransforms.  Adrien closes his eyes and tries to focus.  Plagg, meanwhile, helps himself to another piece of purple cheese.

Adrien: Claws in!

Adrien (internally): Focus!  You're Catwalker.  Perfect...  Controlled... No more cat puns under any circumstances...

Adrien (aloud): Plagg, claws out!

Astrowalker—now in his proper form—resumes his flight to the location Cosmobug thinks she’ll find Adrien.

Astrowalker (internally): I really hope that no one saw that...

Cut to Rena Furtive, who Saw That.

Rena Furtive: Chat Noir...?

Below is the same image as above, only without text:

[greenkittyonaroof]

Proper post of my final and timelapse of my astrocat and cosmobug 🐞🐈‍⬛💚 so fitting especially since intuition just dropped

[starwarsmum]

Soooo, like the totally mature, adult-y adult I am, I caved and bought myself a miraculous kinder egg

Then proceeded to eat it very fast

But I got the toy I wanted!!!

[familyagrestefanblog]

I just realized that these true forms of Plagg and Tikki explain the wing designs for Astrochat and Cosmobug

Especially Adrien's wings were always an odd choice because it has nothing to do with the cat theme, but apparently they were automatically inspired by Plagg's true form all along

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[not-chatnoir]

Chat Noir as the Ultimate Catgirl (Genderneutral)!

If you are as invested in the cat girl drama on tumblr dot com as I am, I am sure you are familiar with @catgirlgames ultimate catgirl tournament. As a Chat Noir truther, I wanted to put in my two cents as to why you all should vote for Chat in the finals of this tournament (against Hello Kitty of all catgirls).

My first series of points are all to do with how cat-like this fruity boy inherently is and chooses to be when in his black spandex.

1- The Purring

Yes, he legitimately did not realize he began to purr in this scene- his cat magic grants him the charming and not at all awkward ability to involuntarily purr

2- The Scritches

This boy not only enjoys chin scratches but openly seeks them out... one step further toward him being a domestic housecat tamed by one particular spotted bug

3- The Ears

A slightly unsettling but utterly damning fact about how committed he is to the cat bit is that his cute kitty kitty meow meow ears take the place of his human ears when he is transformed. They move on their own and lead directly to his ear canal... Yeah, I try not to dwell on this one too much.

4- The Behavior

It's the butt wiggle and pounce for me. (Although technically he was under the influence of an Akuma here, I can't dispute this piece of evidence to further damn him for being a dramatic cat boy)

5- Another Cliche

Another great staple for his undeniably cat-related tropes- him being a scaredy cat. (Once again due to an Akuma, but I just love that this piece of animation exists for me to ponder where the line between catboy and boy cat lies exactly)

Other Reasons To Love This Iconic Black Cat

If you're still not convinced that he is the greatest and most iconic cat girl (genderneutral) hear me out-

He (alongside his beetle counterpart) has elemental-themed transformation upgrades that are sick as fuck.

Cmon, look at Astrochat!! Hello!!!!

He is a beloved hero but also Paris's most fearsome enemy in another timeline- one of the most swag Akuma designs and chilling dichotomies to the friendly, pun-loving cat we know and love.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk! Don't forget to vote Chat!

Bonus- here he is being cat and doing crime.

[flightfoot]

Hi, I hope it’s ok to ask you for specific recs, I know you’ve read a lot of Miraculous fanfics. I’m searching for fics set in the Season 5 finale that feature a reveal on Marinette’s balcony after Adrien has travelled there as Astrochat — I’m sure you know what scene I’m talking about. I was looking on ao3 but I don’t really know how to filter for this specifically, lol. I would be super happy if you or any of your followers could help, thank you so much!

Honestly, specific premises are often easier for me to give recs for than vague requests, since I have a better idea what to search for. Anyway, I hope these fit what you're looking for!

Start A War by @miabrown007

After the events of Representation, Chat Noir and Ladybug run into each other in Marinette’s bedroom. Things only go uphill from there.

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There's A Cat In My Room by @lady-de-mon-coeur

Chat Noir was the last person Marinette expected to see in her room at this time. Yet here he was, clutching at her for dear life and telling her how much he loved her. What on earth was happening?

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"It's Time To Drop The Masks" by Cr0w_0

“I can never seem to go against my father… But I won't give up my love for Marinette! I can go see her as often as I want, as Astro Cat!” Adrien began grinning from ear to ear as he looked out the balcony window with determination in his eyes. “And how will you explain this incredible ability of yours? Making the London-Paris trip so often?” Plagg asked in his squeaky voice. “I just have to tell her that I’m Cat Noir!” Adrien flew open the balcony door and rushed out. - What if the nightmare didn't stop Cat Noir from revealing his secret to Marinette in Representation (ep 24)?

[kna-knut]

Its so funny he has the same powers of astrochat Noir lol invluding the miraculous detective vision

Rwby Batman kinda cute…

[gale-gentlepenguin]

So I know Representation came out today. And any good fan would wait a week before reviewing it as we still have episode 23 to watch.

GOOD THING IM A DEGENERATE

Gale Reviews: ML Season 5 episode 24 Representation

spoilers below

-So as expected, Chloé didnt stay mayor long. But Apparently Ms.Bustier is running for Mayor and might win

-Oh its the Fencing teacher/ guy who was Darkblade. Well clearly Ms.Bustier is going to win

-And Adrien and Kagami are a power couple? But Adrien is watching the news report while they are in London. Something seems VERY off

-Ah, Gabriel is behind it. And Adrien HATES it.

-"By letting your father decide your life and selling your story through a fake narrative as usual." DAMN Plagg holds no punches

-Plagg appologized though.

-Kagami is also pissed about it

-HEY ITS FELIX/ARGOS

-Wait ... is that really my chaotic son? HEARTS ON WINDOWS.

-Thats adorable, WTF

-Okay so THEY got some development.

-Adrien deciding to just say f*** it. He is heading to paris and Telling Marinette he's chat noir!

-Marinette back in paris looks miserable. Poor baby girl. Also its a lovely dress.

-Marinette has been crying. I am going to kill Gabriel

-Marinette being strong for her friends to enjoy this dance. Thats really big of her.

-Unfortunately, Spotlight.

-Wait, how did Argos and Kagami get to Paris BEFORE Astrochat? Unless they left much earlier but even then. My bet is Argos made a sentimonster that would warp them places... but that seems like BS.

-KAGAMI KNOWS MARINETTE IS LADYBUG?! Since perfection. Damn.

-KAGAMI TOLD FELIX!?!?!?! FELIX?!?!?! Okay I am a bit salty about that

-OH S***! THEY KISSED. The Feligami stans are Eating today.

-Felix is dressed like Adrien? Oh I do not like where this seems to be going.

-And Marinette thought she saw Adrien and wants to go after him while her friends are thanking her for everything she's done. Way to ruin a good moment FELIX you ass!

-Side note, WHY is Marinette the only one in a dress? Like its a dance? Why couldnt everyone Have dressed up? Seriously, I know outfit renders are expensive. DID THE KITCHEN COST THAT MUCH?

-Marinette avoiding the Lesbian bee and accidentally interrupting the Bi artist and writer. Sure is Pride month in Paris.

-Okay this is just cruel. Marinette thinks she is having a break down over this. Side note. WHY ISNT ADRIEN ACTUALLY HERE YET? HE IS ASTROCHAT!

-Alya and Nino trying to comfort her. But she aint listening.

-Adrien and Kagami escaped and the parents are pissed

-Oh no Nathalie looks really bad right now. Poor thing. All she can do is watch videos of her true love Emilie

-He took the ring back, guess now that Nathalie is too weak to fight him. Which really brings up the question, WHAT HAPPENED in the last episode that Nathalie took such a turn.

-Gabriel is being a d*** as usual

-Nightormentor sounds like a cool name. And while I thought the color scheme is weird... its probably the best akumatized form Gabriel has taken. Sad but true

-AND OF COURSE RIGHT AS SHE LEAVES ASTROCAT ARRIVES. I know its plot convenience but thats bull s***

-"His father CANT have that much control of him" Oh if only you knew Nino

-And BOOM! Gabriel the bitch agreste arrives

-I am liking Rose so much recently. She is calling out EVERYONE

-So he basically has the powers of Sandboy mixed with Darkerowl

-the guy has the power to make you experience VERY intrusive thoughts. That is evil

-Chat noir is like "Hey ladybug gonna go beat up my father text me later"

-Dude Felix must be an Olympic speed walker

-Marinette is basically being nightormented without that bastard even being here. Felix, Kagami this is just a jerk move.

Duusu: "This is so sad" Felix: "Dont worry its for Our happy ending" Duusu: F*** yea lets keep it up

-Oh he made a sentimonster... wait. I know its not human but like a sentimonster MAKING sentimonsters. Feels even more f***ed up

-THEY ARE DOING A F***ING PLAY FOR HER!?

-OH MY GOSH! ITS THE STORY OF EMILIE AND AMELIE!

-Meanwhile, Chat noir is working through his daddy issues.

-Back to the play

-Oh this is interesting.

-Oh and we find out Felix's dad was a rich Cowboy. But also an asshole. (Oh right, this is a French Cartoon, thats why American's suck in this)

-Back to Adrien fighting his father

-This is Cathartic watching Chat noir beat Gabriel's ASS

-HE WAS GOING TO CATACLYSM HIS DAD! Adrien, my boy. Patricide adrien? Well Monarch is still alive, so I guess you think it wouldnt kill him. BTW, Monarch should have had ptsd from that.

-And Chat noir got hit, so his worst fear is... and cuts back to the play

-Oh the twins were infertile. Emilie returned to try and get medical help but still nothing.

-The peacock, that was the sentimonster reference

-Oh so THATS how Gabriel got Gorilla to guard adrien.

-Also yea, any doubt that they arent sentimonsters is dead now.

-ITS CHAT BLANC WITH BLUE HAIR!?

-Oh s*** that is f***ed up.

-"It will end if you give me your miraculous"

-"Take it." ADRIEN NO!

-Oh so thats why Felix's dad was an a**hole. Okay I will give this credit. That is something.

-Welp this explains why Felix might be a sociopath

-Felix revealing why he did what he did

-THE RESISTANCE! COMING IN CLUTCH

-THE TRAY!

-ALYA JUMPED ON HIS BACK.

-They got the akuma in a jar.

-Wait, Chat noir defeated an akuma without Ladybug. (sure he had outside help, but Ladybug has done that too). Good on him

-WELL S*** THAT WAS TRIPPY.

-Felix and Kagami asked for Marinette's help. so was that all the sentimonster doing so? I am lost

-Okay so, I may not LIKE exactly how they went about it. But I cant really hate them for what they did. They are just kids that want to pick someone they trust.

-Oh s***, Ladybug never cast miraculous cure. So Adrien has some perminant trauma from the fight with Nightormentor. He still sees the antichat visions (its not chat blanc, and its just reverse color pallet)

-Chat noir left. before he could tell her. Cause the nightmare messed with him

-WAIT DID TOMOE AND GABRIEL JUST LOCK THEIR CHILDREN IN STERILE ROOMS? WTF!

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Okay! This episode was A LOT.

Well there is no denying Sentimonster theory. Its confirmed. Its done. 100% GUARANTEE NO MONEY BACK.

It did explain a LOT about Felix and Adrien.

So I am still iffy on how it was handled.

Now this DOES NOT justify Felix's Actions. He was still an a**hole. And Kagami shouldnt have told Felix. Marinette is Ladybug. That was NOT her secret to tell.

BUT the play that explained what happened was very well done. It explained a LOT about the Graham de Vanily family and Felix's a**hole father.

I will say that I hated how tortured Marinette was during this. Felix and Kagami could have done something less cruel to lure her there.

I also greatly enjoyed Chat noir vs Nightormentor. very good catharsis and we have Adrien going through some additional mental trauma, inflicted by his father (I wouldnt call it Ironic, more of EXPECTED)

I give it 7.5/10

I will say its the most I have enjoyed the second half of this season since Emotion.

[liblib620]

Putting my Miraculous season 5 finale rewrite idea here before I forget:

The finale goes as it usually goes except this time, Felix breaks Adrien and Kagami out of prison. Adrien transforms into Astrochat and flies back to Paris in time to help Ladybug fight Monarch. At this point in time, Monarch knows Ladybug is Marinette as this is after their confrontation in the kitchen. Chat Noir arrives and while they’re fighting, Monarch calls Ladybug Marinette and that’s how Chat Noir finds out her identity. Monarch traps Chat Noir in a shelter which forces Chat Noir to take off his miraculous as Monarch frees him to take the ring. Although, this was all a trick Adrien as he throws it to Ladybug who unifies it with the Ladybug to become Bug Noir. She and Monarch both know Adrien is Chat Noir now and while Monarch is still processing that, Ladybug (imma just call her Ladybug; she doesn’t need a complicated name for each new costume) cataclysms the floor taking them down to the basement. Adrien is safe on the first floor and doesn’t come with them.

This way you can still have Chat Noir be apart of the fight and have Monarch discover who Chat Noir is without Adrien finding out Monarch is his dad which can lead to a civil war plot in season 6 when he inevitably finds out. Not perfect, but better than the actual finale and all you really need for that is just to have Chat Noir present.

[bananagreste]

i wish astrochat pulls mothy's arm just to startle him lmao

[miraculouslbcnreactions]

Today's episode was intuition where Gabriel shows us how he's been using the snake miraculous. SO's feedback: if Gabriel has access to this level of tech through Tsurugi, how has he not learned Ladybug and Chat Noir's identities? An AI of this caliber could totally find candidates for him through tracking algorithms since they've got those rings and could probably hack other monitoring devices.

My feedback: This is why I ignore the sci-fi stuff in my fanfics. It just makes things too complex. Like they established in the NYC special that a robot can see through the glamor, so..... yeah. Gabe should absolutely know the identities by now.

SO: They did what in the NYC special?

SO also wants you to know that astrochat is very pretty. Then he realized that Adrien is about to be a rich orphan superhero who wears black and has pointy ears. He got very excited about Adrien being Batman. I didn't tell him about the Maribat fandom, but I did think about it.

[astrochatsonline]

हिंदू मान्यताओं के अनुसार गणेश चतुर्थी (Ganesh Chaturthi 2024) के विशेष अवसर पर घर में विधि-विधान पूर्वक गणपति जी की स्थापना करने से परिवार में सदैव सुख-समृद्धि का वास बना रह��ा है। साथ ही इससे व्यक्ति के सभी काम बिना किसी बाधा के पूरे होने लगते हैं। ऐसे में चलिए जानते हैं गणेश जी की मूर्ति स्थापना की पूजा विधि।भारतवर्ष में गणेश उत्सव की भारी धूम देखने को मिलती है। यह पर्व मुख्य रूप से बुद्धि का देवता यानी गणेश जी को समर्पित है। गणेश उत्सव 10 दिनों तक चलता है, जिनकी शुरुआत भाद्रपद शुक्ल चतुर्थी पर होती है और समापन अनंत चतुर्दशी के दिन किया जाता है। ऐसे में चलिए जानते हैं कि गणेश चतुर्थी पर आप किस प्रकार घर में गणेश जी की स्थापना (Ganesh Sthapana Vidhi 2024) कर सकते हैं।

गणेश चतुर्थी शुभ मुहूर्त (Ganpat Sthapana Muhurat Time) हिंदू पंचांग के अनुसार, भाद्रपद माह की चतुर्थी तिथि 06 सितंबर, 2024 से दोपहर 03 बजकर 01 मिनट पर शुरू होने जा रही है, जो 07 सितंबर को शाम 05 बजकर 37 मिनट पर समाप्त होगी। ऐसे में उदया तिथि के अनुसार, गणेश चतुर्थी का पर्व शनिवार, 07 सितंबर को मनाया जाएगा। इस दिन आप गणेश जी की पूजा इस मुहूर्त में कर सकते हैं । गणेश चतुर्थी के दिन सुबह जल्दी उठकर गणेश जी का ध्यान करें। इसके बाद घर और मंदिर की अच्छे से साफ-सफाई कर लें। गणेश जी की मूर्ति स्थापित करने के लिए एक मंडप सजाएं। इसके लिए आप फूलों, रंगोली और दीपक का इस्तेमाल कर सकते हैं। इसके बाद कलश में गंगाजल, रोली, चावल, कुछ सिक्के और एक आम का पत्ता डालकर इसे मंडप में स्थापित करें। अब एक चौकी रखकर उसपर हरा कपड़ा बिछाएं और गणेश जी की मूर्ति स्थापित करें।

मूर्ति स्थापना के बाद तीन बार आचमन करें और इसके बाद पंचामृत से स्नान कराएं। इसके बाद मूर्ति के समक्ष दीपक जलाएं। साथ ही गणेश जी को वस्त्र, जनेऊ, चंदन, शमी के पत्ते, सुपारी, फल और पीले फूल आदि अर्पित करें। इसके साथ ही भगवान गणेश को 21 दूर्वा चढ़ाएं और उनके प्रिय भोग जैसे मोदक और लड्डू आदि अर्पित करें। पूजा के अंत में सभी सदस्य मिलकर गणेश जी की आरती करें और प्रसाद बांटें।रखें इन बातों का ध्यान गणेश जी की मूर्ति स्थापित करने के लिए घर का उत्तर भाग सबसे उत्तम माना जाता है। इससे आपको बेहतर परिणाम देखने को मिल सकते हैं। पूजा के बाद भगवान गणेश का ध्यान करते हुए घर-परिवार की शुखहाली के लिए प्रार्थना करें। आप स्थापना के दौरान इस मंत्र का जाप भी कर सकते हैं, इससे आपको गणेश जी की विशेष ��ृपा की प्राप्ति होती है -

गजाननं भूतगणादिसेवितं कपित्थजम्बूफलचारु भक्षणमं।

उमासुतं शोकविनाशकारकं नमामि विघ्नेश्वरपादपङ्कजम।

Credit: Suman Saini

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Today I learned (thanks to @smbc-comics) that the only cats to ever be launched into space were French: Félicette flew in 1963 on Véronique AGI 47 and survived. A second cat died when its rocket crashed.

I'm not really sure but there must be some joke or fanfic idea here involving Astrochat.