#astérix et le papyrus de césar

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Astérix et le papyrus de César, page 39, case 5

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what is the gayest piece of official asterix media😨

Oh my god I accidentally just posted it without even seeing it. But I feel like rambling about them today, so I'm going to make a little compilation!

First of all, this official promotion art by Uderzo! If my memory serves, this was made for Christmas time and some versions have mistletoe above it.

And he kissed Astérix for real in Le Papyrus de César! (Ignore that the quality is ass).

"Astérix, you're the smartest and most cunning person [in the world]! Thank you for your good advice!" "No worries!"

They do kiss again in La Rentrée Gauloise, but the entire joke is that Obélix kisses Astérix because he's annoyed he didn't get to kiss Falbala, so in context it isn't as gay as you probably want.

I also love this little bit from Le Bouclier Arverne ! They have an argument because Astérix fucked up majorly in a way I can't be bothered explaining, and they refuse to speak to each other for a whopping two frames! Before Astérix looks at him knowingly and Obélix blushes. Feat. Idéfix who Knows what they are.jpg

Let's also not forget the straight up drunken "I love you" LOL.

"Obélix! Shut up! You're going to get us seen!" "BOOHOOOHOO! You don't love me, Astérix! BOOHOOHOO!" "No, I do love you, Ob'élix... but you're going to attract the attention of the Roman patrols..." "Well, Astérix, I love you, and if a... *hic!* patrol tries to hurt you... *hic!* you'll see!"

And "bonne nuit beau gosse", which means "good night, hot stuff".

If you want a whole book that's effectively confirming their marriage, Le Fils d'Astérix (Asterix's Son) is probably best, even if it almost breaks their marriage, ha.

Panoramix: He has, with no room for doubt, chosen you two as his adoptive fathers! Astérix, Obélix, you now carry the weighty responsibilities of parenthood for this child. Watch over him well!

Assurancetourix: I shall now compose an ode to the joy of fatherhood!

And now, my absolute favourite. Astérix et le Chaudron. Astérix is exiled from the village for ruining their honour (long story). Obélix immediately exiles himself as well, which results in Astérix crying, "my Obélix!"

Obélix: Yoohoo, Astérix! Yoohooooo! Wait for me!

Astérix: Go back to the village, Obélix. You don't have to follow me. I'm banished.

Obélix: You're banished? Huh! Then we'll banish together!

Astérix: My Obélix!!

Obélix: Did you really believe I'd have let you banish all by yourself? Without me and Idéfix, you wouldn't banish far!

[crying etc]

Astérix: Now that we're together, I'm certain we're going to be able to refill this cauldron!

Moreover, when Astérix resigns himself to the fact that he'll never be able to un-banish himself (i.e. not be able to fulfill the required task to have him allowed back), Obélix promises he'll stay by his side forever.

Astérix: And then, oh well. I'll leave forever...

Obélix: *Sniff!* I'll always leave forever with you!

There's more, but I fear laying it on a bit thick. I hope this answers your question!

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Astérix et la Transitalique

Astérix et la Transitalique, chronique par Virginie. @asterixofficiel ‏#asterixetlatransatlantique #bd #asterix @Hachette_France

Les personnages créés par les deux génies du 9e art Albert Uderzo et René Goscinny sont de retour !  Après Astérix chez les Pictes et Le Papyrus de César, Astérix et Obélix reviennent dans Astérix et la Transitalique, le nouvel album signé par les talentueux Jean-Yves Ferri et Didier Conrad. N’en déplaise à Obélix, les Italiques, les habitants de l’Italie, ne sont pas tous des Romains, au…