#aslkdjsdlf holy shit i can't believe i'm doing these

[echoes-lighthouse]

Okay, this is a silly thing but my new slasher ships have gotten me thinking about the ways that I selfshipped with villains as a teen and just kind of being a bit sad I didn't get to explore those more, because I was pretty harsh on myself for selfshipping at the time.

Sooooo I was like 'fuck it, I'm going to spend time on them now'. I don't really feel like the same person at the age of 13, so these self-inserts are a little bit different, but I assure you that my preteen/teen self would have loved them.

Without further ado... my nostalgia selfships. They'll share the tag #teenage villainy so that you can block them easily if you don't want to share a dash with them, since I was significantly more of a freak as a kid. Affectionately speaking, of course.

Nostalgia F/O #1: Alex (Clockwork Orange)

This selfship was mostly based on the book, which I read at 12 and immediately taught my whole class nadsat. The teachers were not impressed.

Alex is my big brother (age 15 to my 13), and our relationship is just about too complicated for words. He's an unpredictable mix of protective, aggressive, and proprietary: often self-contradictory but always keeping me closer than comfortable.

Tag: #clockwork siblings

Nostalgia F/O #2: The Joker (Nolanverse)

There is no way to summarize how important The Joker was to me at one point in my life. As a deeply out-of-depth teen, he was everything to me for a few years.

My s/i is the daughter of a wealthy Gotham businessman, and gets captured as a hostage at the dinner party where The Joker tosses Rachel out the window. After killing one of The Joker's henchmen, she accidentally captures the attention of the man himself and gets herself a whole lot deeper than intended.

Tag: #the lover who laughs