#asks. || ๐จ โโโโ there's no crime in being kind.
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Yeah! Six-up, five-oh, pigs ๐ท๐ท come, ๐ฆ I ๐จ cop 'n' ๐ go ๐ The ๐ blotter shows ๐บ they ๐ฅ๐ got ๐ me โ on the rocks ๐ฐ๐ฟ like ๐๐ซ Galapagos Good ๐๐ luck ๐ผ๐ finding ๐ต critters creepy as ๐ me They shoulda fried ๐ณ๐ me, ๐ฏ I'll ๐จ give ya ๐ฉ๐ซ PTSD Vodka shots ๐ฅ๐ฅ droppin' down ๐ธ the throat ๐พ๐ that ๐ they been ๐ด๐ stompin' on ๐๐ Cockin' guns, ๐ซ lockin' up, the quotas all โค๐ for ๐๐ฉ shock ๐จ๐จ 'n' ๐
พ awe Drivin's tirin', and I ๐ been ๐ฅ๐น hotwirin' To make my get ๐๐ away from ๐๐ the ๐ฆ jailbreak ๐ riot ๐ and ๐ฑ๐ Cellmates scrapin' upon ๐ฐ๐ฆ the ๐๐ bricks ๐ต in ๐ข the ๐ฆ basement Tryin' to โ escape ๐ซ this probation generation Too ๐ฒ late, ๐๐คท crazy ๐ต๐ fucker's ๐โก gotta ๐ do โ ๐ the time โฐโฒ Committed to ๐ the ๐๐ mental โโ ward, ๐ฐ committing all the crimes I'm alive โ and ๐๐ kickin' 'til the ๐ต split ๐ป๐ป ends fray Maybe ๐๐ฅ plead insane, ๐ค๐ต guilty, but ๐ค I'm not to blame I'm a slave to the main vein, sprayin' on ๐ the mainframe Suffering ๐ the ๐๐ฏ infrastructure, ๐ฃ๐ฃ hoping I ๐ง can maintain Oh, โญ๐ง how ๐ฃ๐ค I ๐ know, ๐ฑ๐ก how ๐ฏ I go, ๐ฉ๐ how I ๐ฐ๐ go ๐ฆโ Ask ๐ฉ๐ฌ me ๐ฅ๐ป a question, the ๐ answer I ๐๐จ know ๐ฆ Yes or ๐ฐ no ๐โ options don't ๐ซ weigh out, and ๐โ so ๐ฒ๐
I don't ๐๐ซ ever see the ๐ cons and ๐ the ๐๐ฑ pros You ๐ bear ๐ป a striking resemblance (Some ๐บ kind ๐ of semblance of somethin' I been ๐คค rememberin') You ๐ appear familiar, dear ๐ฃ๐ฃ (You ๐ฆ๐ look ๐ just ๐ข๐ฆ like ๐๐ my ๐
ฑ๐ bathroom ๐ฝ mirror) Please, ๐ policeman, no ๐ heel-to-toe Oh please, ๐ let ๐พ me go โฉ Please, ๐ญ policeman, ๐ป๐ฎ is ๐ก it a test? ๐ฌ I ๐ won't know ๐ค 'til ๐๐ I'm ๐ under arrest ๐ The drunk-tank's blood ๐๐ red, ๐
ฑ junkie's gonna ๐คค๐ฅ relapse Some think ๐ญ๐ punk's ๐๐ dead, ๐ ๐ me, I ๐โ don't believe ๐ญ๐ that ๐ป๐บ Rock ๐๐ฟ 'n' ๐ฐ๐ฐ roll ๐ธ๐ฒ gatherin' the ๐ฐ moss 'til ๐ I be โก๐ that Lichen-coated boulder, make you ๐ง slip, ๐ฆ bust your ๐ฆ kneecap Open ๐๐ on ๐ the ๐ Amazon, hide ๐๐ the ๐๐ cure for ๐๐ช cancer ๐ฆ I'm Lance Armstrong, you're ๐๐ผ the ๐พโจ necromancer Slash 'n' ๐ฉ burn, ๐ฅ crash ๐ฅ into the ๐ก๐ 42nd answer All ๐ซ my โ๐ fellow skeletons ๐ adore ๐ผ๐ผ the ๐
๐ army ants here ๐ฟ๐ Flies on ๐๐
my eyeballs, scabs on ๐ฏ my ๐๐จ elbows Heaven โ knows โ God's sittin' up ๐บ๐คข there ๐๐ like, "Hell no!" Only ๐ one thing ๐ค comes ๐ฆ๐ฆ to those ๐๐ฅ who wait It's ๐ค๐ค never ๐ซ๐ซ too ๐ค late to ๐ฆ embrace ๐ฆ your ๐โ fate May ๐
๐ฏ death come swiftly and ๐๐ gently to you ๐๐ถ Mayhem, cry ๐ญ mayday, and ๐ฐ oncoming doom Save ๐๐พ your โ๐ convictions, they ๐ never โค will do ๐ What you ๐ฉ say's ๐ฅ๐ฃ at ๐ฐ least one โ๐ six-billionth true! You ๐ด bear ๐ป๐ป a striking resemblance (Some kind ๐ค๐ฏ of ๐๐ semblance of ๐ฅ๐ somethin' I ๐๐ been ๐ rememberin') You appear familiar, ๐ป๐จ dear ๐๐ฃ (You look ๐ just ๐ like โค my ๐จ bathroom ๐ค๐ฝ mirror) Please, policeman, ๐ฎ no heel-to-toe Oh ๐ค please, ๐๐ let ๐ me go ๐๐ Please, ๐๐ policeman, ๐ฎ is it a ๐ test? ๐ฌ๐ฌ I ๐ won't ๐ช know 'til I'm under arrest ๐ Am I ๐โน being ๐ detained? Am I ๐ under arrest? ๐ (Yes, ๐๐ป you ๐ป are!) ๐ Read ๐ me ๐ถ my ๐ฉ rights, please ๐๐ (No!) ๐ฆโ I want ๐๐ my phone call! Please policeman, no heel-to-toe Oh ๐ฆ๐ฑ please, ๐โ let ๐๐ me ๐ฏโค go Please policeman, ๐ป๐ป is it ๐ฏ a ๐ test? ๐ป๐ฌ I ๐คต๐
won't ๐ช know 'til ๐๐ I'm ๐ง (ratatatatatatata!) Please, policeman, no ๐ฉ๐ heel-to-toe Oh please, ๐ let โ๐พ me ๐ค go Please, ๐ญ policeman, ๐ฎ is it ๐ฅโ a ๐จ๐ test? I won't know ๐ญ 'til I'm ๐๐ under arrest ๐
what is this madness (OLLIE I KNOW THIS IS YOU)
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