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halwarex3 ยท 8 months ago
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Yeah! Six-up, five-oh, pigs ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท come, ๐Ÿ’ฆ I ๐Ÿ‘จ cop 'n' ๐Ÿ˜‚ go ๐Ÿƒ The ๐Ÿ˜ˆ blotter shows ๐Ÿ“บ they ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ‘‰ got ๐Ÿ™ me โ“œ on the rocks ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿฟ like ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ซ Galapagos Good ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸšŸ luck ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ€ finding ๐Ÿ•ต critters creepy as ๐Ÿ˜ me They shoulda fried ๐Ÿˆณ๐Ÿ‘Œ me, ๐Ÿ’ฏ I'll ๐Ÿ—จ give ya ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ PTSD Vodka shots ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ droppin' down ๐Ÿ‘ธ the throat ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ† that ๐Ÿ’Š they been ๐Ÿ’ด๐Ÿ‘€ stompin' on ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ”› Cockin' guns, ๐Ÿ”ซ lockin' up, the quotas all โค๐Ÿž for ๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ˜ฉ shock ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ 'n' ๐Ÿ…พ awe Drivin's tirin', and I ๐Ÿ‘ been ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“น hotwirin' To make my get ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‰ away from ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘‰ the ๐Ÿ’ฆ jailbreak ๐Ÿ˜ž riot ๐Ÿ†˜ and ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ Cellmates scrapin' upon ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘ฆ the ๐ŸŒœ๐Ÿ› bricks ๐Ÿ’ต in ๐Ÿข the ๐Ÿ’ฆ basement Tryin' to โœŒ escape ๐Ÿ›ซ this probation generation Too ๐Ÿ˜ฒ late, ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿคท crazy ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜œ fucker's ๐Ÿ‘โžก gotta ๐Ÿ† do โš ๐Ÿ‘Œ the time โฐโฒ Committed to ๐Ÿ™ the ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”Š mental โš–โš– ward, ๐Ÿ’ฐ committing all the crimes I'm alive โ™ and ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ‘ˆ kickin' 'til the ๐Ÿ”ต split ๐Ÿšป๐Ÿšป ends fray Maybe ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ”ฅ plead insane, ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜ต guilty, but ๐Ÿค” I'm not to blame I'm a slave to the main vein, sprayin' on ๐Ÿ”› the mainframe Suffering ๐Ÿ˜– the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฏ infrastructure, ๐Ÿ›ฃ๐Ÿ›ฃ hoping I ๐Ÿ“ง can maintain Oh, โญ•๐Ÿ˜ง how ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿค” I ๐Ÿ‘„ know, ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ก how ๐Ÿ’ฏ I go, ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘€ how I ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘ go ๐Ÿšฆโ™‚ Ask ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฌ me ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿป a question, the ๐Ÿ‘ answer I ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”จ know ๐Ÿ˜ฆ Yes or ๐Ÿ’ฐ no ๐Ÿ˜‘โŒ options don't ๐Ÿšซ weigh out, and ๐Ÿ‘โ˜ so ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ‘… I don't ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿšซ ever see the ๐Ÿ“ cons and ๐Ÿ˜‚ the ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ˜ฑ pros You ๐Ÿ‘‰ bear ๐Ÿป a striking resemblance (Some ๐Ÿบ kind ๐Ÿ™ of semblance of somethin' I been ๐Ÿคค rememberin') You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ appear familiar, dear ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ (You ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ’– look ๐Ÿ‘€ just ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ฆ like ๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ˜„ my ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ‘Œ bathroom ๐Ÿšฝ mirror) Please, ๐Ÿ™ policeman, no ๐Ÿ‘ heel-to-toe Oh please, ๐Ÿ‘ let ๐Ÿพ me go โฉ Please, ๐Ÿ˜ญ policeman, ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฎ is ๐Ÿ’ก it a test? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ I ๐ŸŒˆ won't know ๐Ÿค“ 'til ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ I'm ๐Ÿ‘‰ under arrest ๐Ÿ”’ The drunk-tank's blood ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’‰ red, ๐Ÿ…ฑ junkie's gonna ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ”ฅ relapse Some think ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ˜  punk's ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ dead, ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’€ me, I ๐Ÿ˜ƒโ˜  don't believe ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ™ that ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”บ Rock ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ—ฟ 'n' ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ roll ๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽฒ gatherin' the ๐Ÿ’ฐ moss 'til ๐Ÿ’ I be โžก๐Ÿ that Lichen-coated boulder, make you ๐Ÿ’ง slip, ๐Ÿ’ฆ bust your ๐Ÿ‘ฆ kneecap Open ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ‘ on ๐Ÿ‘‡ the ๐Ÿˆ Amazon, hide ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿˆ cure for ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ช cancer ๐Ÿ’ฆ I'm Lance Armstrong, you're ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ the ๐Ÿ˜พโœจ necromancer Slash 'n' ๐Ÿ˜ฉ burn, ๐Ÿšฅ crash ๐Ÿ’ฅ into the ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ‘ 42nd answer All ๐Ÿ˜ซ my โ™‚๐Ÿ™‹ fellow skeletons ๐Ÿ’€ adore ๐Ÿšผ๐Ÿšผ the ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ˜Š army ants here ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ Flies on ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ‘… my eyeballs, scabs on ๐Ÿ’ฏ my ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ‘จ elbows Heaven โœ knows โ” God's sittin' up ๐Ÿ—บ๐Ÿคข there ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ’ like, "Hell no!" Only ๐Ÿ‘ one thing ๐Ÿค‘ comes ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ to those ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฅ who wait It's ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” never ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ too ๐Ÿค– late to ๐Ÿ’ฆ embrace ๐Ÿ’ฆ your ๐Ÿ™‹โ˜ fate May ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ’ฏ death come swiftly and ๐Ÿ“Ž๐ŸŒƒ gently to you ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿšถ Mayhem, cry ๐Ÿ˜ญ mayday, and ๐Ÿ’ฐ oncoming doom Save ๐Ÿ“‘๐Ÿ’พ your โœ‹๐Ÿ‘ convictions, they ๐Ÿ˜ˆ never โค will do ๐Ÿ’• What you ๐Ÿ˜ฉ say's ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ at ๐Ÿ’ฐ least one โ˜๐Ÿ‘ six-billionth true! You ๐Ÿ•ด bear ๐Ÿป๐Ÿป a striking resemblance (Some kind ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜ฏ of ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ† semblance of ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“€ somethin' I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘€ been ๐Ÿ™‚ rememberin') You appear familiar, ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ‘จ dear ๐Ÿ”†๐Ÿ“ฃ (You look ๐Ÿ”š just ๐Ÿ‘Œ like โค my ๐Ÿ‘จ bathroom ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿšฝ mirror) Please, policeman, ๐Ÿ‘ฎ no heel-to-toe Oh ๐Ÿค please, ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™ˆ let ๐Ÿ‘Œ me go ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ Please, ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ policeman, ๐Ÿ‘ฎ is it a ๐Ÿ“ test? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ I ๐Ÿ‘ won't ๐Ÿ’ช know 'til I'm under arrest ๐Ÿ”’ Am I ๐Ÿ‘โ„น being ๐Ÿ”ž detained? Am I ๐Ÿ˜œ under arrest? ๐Ÿ”’ (Yes, ๐Ÿ‘ž๐Ÿ˜ป you ๐Ÿป are!) ๐Ÿ˜Ž Read ๐Ÿ“– me ๐Ÿ‘ถ my ๐Ÿ‘ฉ rights, please ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ (No!) ๐Ÿ’ฆโ›” I want ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ my phone call! Please policeman, no heel-to-toe Oh ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ฑ please, ๐Ÿ’•โœ let ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’‚ me ๐Ÿ’ฏโค go Please policeman, ๐Ÿป๐Ÿป is it ๐Ÿ’ฏ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ test? ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ˜ฌ I ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿ™… won't ๐Ÿ’ช know 'til ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ I'm ๐Ÿ‘ง (ratatatatatatata!) Please, policeman, no ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‘ heel-to-toe Oh please, ๐Ÿ™ˆ let โŒ๐Ÿพ me ๐Ÿค“ go Please, ๐Ÿ˜ญ policeman, ๐Ÿ‘ฎ is it ๐Ÿฅ‡โ™‚ a ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘Œ test? I won't know ๐Ÿ˜ญ 'til I'm ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ under arrest ๐Ÿ”’
what is this madness (OLLIE I KNOW THIS IS YOU)
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