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[unkillable-gays]

9-1-1 8x10 liveblog

Okay i know Maddie got kidnapped and that obviously sucks, but Buck and Chimney being brotherly together before they realize that was very sweet!

Oh are we doing the "split-personality" thing? joy...🙄 (though i will admit it seems fun from an acting perspective) i guess I've already been trying to convince myself the show exists in its own fantasy universe, so this is one more thing I'll have to try and suspend my disbelief about.

Sidenote: is Detective whats-her-name SUPPOSED to bear a strong visual resemblance to Maddie? Or is that just me being bad at faces?

Also, trivial though it may be, one of the things that bugs me the MOST about big-budget American TV shows is how many of the women ALWAYS have perfectly styled, unnatural-looking waves in their hair!! (And perfect makeup, but that's less visually distinctive) Like...she literally just fought and kidnapped someone, transported her somewhere else, had at least a little bit of a mental breakdown, AND she was wearing a hoodie!!! 🤨 Her hair would NOT look like that!!

Sorry. Anyway!

Aww, pobrecito Chimney. And pobrecita Maddie, obviously!!

Chim, nooo, don't tell that woman Maddie's business!!!

Dang, she kinda left Maddie in a room with a lot of improvisable weapons? Seems kind of amateur hour?

I'm really enjoying the performance of the actor playing Amber!

Bro Athena and her buddy are being REALLY chill about the fact that they can't get ahold of the detective who worked the same case Maddie was just on?? Like, I would be concerned that she would also be a target? At least go check on her?

Oh Chimney 😢 🥺 let your people be there for you!!

Wait okay why did none of the adults ask Jee-yun what happened?? I know they thought that she was asleep, but that seems like the first box to check off!

Chim. Chim WHY would you not call Athena to fill her in??

YESSSS Maddie has a hammer, 🔨🔨🔨🔨 I love that for her!!!

tbh I feel like with the element of surprise and a hammer, Maddie should've actually been able to do some serious damage before Amber was able to cut her, but, whatever.

??? The jazzy music???

Poor Jayna, Jesus CHRIST. AND it's implied that she and her mom are homeless?? (That's how it read to me, at least)

Honestly I wanted to know more details of Amber's backstory/motivations, or, like, how many of her own crimes she's been able to cover up, but l realize this isn't really that kind of show.

That's the emptiest ER waiting room I've ever seen in my LIFE. Are they in a VIP section or something?

Eddie is that lawn furniture in your pickup not even strapped down??? Unsafe as hell, dude.

Sorry lol. I don't feel like I have anything to say about the awkward goodbye that hasn't already been said! I'm not great at reading romantic undertones, but even outside of that, I do feel like the posts saying stuff like, "Buck and Eddie don't know how to say goodbye to each other, they've never had to", definitely feel accurate!

Also? An, "I love you, man. You take care!" would not at all have felt out of place? I think that would've been a very normal thing to say in that situation, and its omission feels very...deliberate.

[halwarex3]

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what is this madness (OLLIE I KNOW THIS IS YOU)