#ask french fry

[lokiiied]

i love men named frenchie

[ficandkaboodle]

Terzo sees a mass attendee with their baby and he’s trying so hard not to stop in the middle of the homily and ask if he can hold them

[tootditoot]

i wamt french fry agin :3

You're in luck, it is a bountiful harvest this season  🍟 🍟 🍟

The French Fry Mule is on its way!

[obey-me-headquarters]

So, I have this particular kink that is kinda odd (shocking, I know lol), which can basically be summed up by "taking care of the sub". Especially with things that the sub is capable of doing themselves, but is either too dumb or can't do it *right*, or the dom just does it for them.

Like bathing someone, picking out their clothing, ordering for them at restaurants, etc.

It's less about the control aspect (while I do like that) and more of the act of taking care of someone. The gentle and softness aspect is something I really enjoy.

But I have a more... extreme version of this kink. It still focuses on the gentle care, but instead of taking of someone, the sub is an object. Like a precious collectible or something rare and expensive. Something that needs to be handled delicately and with care. The sub is still no more than a *thing*, but a valuable thing.

Now imagine this kink with one of the brothers. I think Mammon would very much enjoy this kind of play, especially when you show him off. Imagine having him sitting in your lap completely naked, his legs being held apart by your thighs as you talk over him. There's a few dozen demons standing around the luscious club, and a sizeable group is gathered around the couch you and your precious are sitting in.

You address the crowd of demons, bragging about your latest prize, showing all of Mammon's weak points like an appraiser would. You run your hands over his nipples, commenting about how lucky you are for finding something that is reactive as Mammon moans. Your other hand wrapped around his dick and gave it a few strokes.

One of the bolder demons asked if they could touch your treasure, but you state that it is way too delicate, and only professionals like yourself can safely touch it. All of Mammon's moans, groans, and begs for more fall on deaf ears as you and the other patrons discuss him like he's not even there.

I feel like Asmo would also really, really enjoy scenes like this. Being treated like a precious jewel? Of course, he would love that, lol. And he especially wants you to show him off. Would even rent out big venues and have you play with him on stage. But I feel like he would also like to do these scenes when it's just the two of you. There's something special about hearing how precious and beautiful he is as you play with him in your own bed.

Lucifer is also someone who would love, but also kinda hate these scenes? (If very much a "brat who hates punishments" kind of way, as in he likes it consents to it, but some part of him is torn lol) The praise is a big ego boast, but there's something humiliating about being treated like an object that both exictes him and shames him.

Lucifer would never be willing to do this scene in public or with other people around. He's already pretty PG when it comes to public affection. But if you and him are dating both Barbatos and Diavolo? Then he wouldn't mind adding them to the scene.

The scenes involving them play out a myraid of different ways. Sometimes, you're showing off Lucifer to Diavolo as he sits on his throne with Barbatos at his side. Other times it's the other way around, with you sitting on Diavolo's throne pretending to be a human ruler, and Diavolo and Barbatos acting as the demon hunters who tamed Lucifer, and now you inspect your new prize. Sometimes it's the four of you lounging in Diavolo's bed as you pass around Lucifer like he's a cool rock you found.

Anyways, I really like this kink. Who knows? I might do more with it one day. Come yell at me in my inbox if you share the kink or have thoughts about it lol.

[sparklecare-stimboards]

can you make a stim board with cream cornelius? with bracelet making, french fries and stuffed animals?

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[olath124]

Handing each of your Blorbos the most lazy bouquet of flowers:

For Roy a Daisy, Jasmine and a Wisteria

For Vio a Snapdragon and a Tulip

There isn't a rose, so it's not that lazy!

For the Frenchiest fry!

Daisy - What inspired you to create your OC?

Oooof, Elroy is born as a Dungeons and Dragons character. When I was a kid! He was a half-elf rogue, and his name was Elros at the time. The assholish vibe was there from the beginning.

Jasmine - If your OC had a tumblr blog, what would their URL be?

The-marvelous-mr-vicennes (it sounds like a magician Tumblr!)

Wisteria - Does your OC have a skill they'd like to learn? What is stopping them?

There are quite a few things he doesn't know how to do, but finding some stuff he would like to learn it's quite hard... Probably something like mixing cocktails. But he doesn't have time to learn and the patience to go through the first phase where he'd suck at it. Better to pay someone to do it for him.

For the Dustiest Bunny!

Snapdragon - What is your OC's most used phrase?

Probably "Fuck!"

Such a lady...

Tulip - If you could say/do one thing to your OC, what would you say/do?

Girl, boundaries and communication. And maybe therapy. *Shake shake shake*

[truths33k3r4]

Congrats!!! you have earned a friendship potato!!! Pass it on to those who have also earned a friendship potato, to brighten their existences!!! :D

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FRENCH FRY FRIENDSHIPPPPPP!!!!!!

Thanks @phoebepheebsphibs!! ^~^ My existence has indeed been brightened!

[quidfree]

continuing to very much enjoy interview with a vampire in its second season but i did not anticipate how distracting it would be to deal with the french in the paris storyline 😭

of course they weren’t looking for french fluency as the primary casting motivator but having all these “french” or fluent french-speaking characters be borderline incomprehensible in conversation (sometimes even the writing doesn’t make sense lol) takes me out of the scenes so bad 💀 lestat and nicki especially like that’s your mother tongue…. why is armand speaking it better than you

i wish they would just do the bulk of the dialogue in english with the excuse that loumand are translating for daniel’s sake. and surely all of the supporting actors who only exist in the paris storyline could have spoken french!!!

[ziggystarling]

I sometimes throw seeds outside for the local birds and today a starling came by. I have named them French Fry, after your post about the beaks xD It just popped out when I saw them, "Hello there French Fry ope guess that's your name!"

Happy to spread the french fry love!

[junkmailmusubi]

late night chip-posting! oh yeah !

[metallicat777]

Frylock is definitely not a hot take hear me out cuz he's just french fry julian

LMAOOOO LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOONE

[frenchfrywrites]

Imagine getting Yan!Idia and Yan!Malleus pregnant again three months after having your babies 😑🤦

*cough* they definitely didn't mess with the contraception because they loved the feeling of your baby inside them *cough*

Oooooooh hehehe I love the idea of them tampering with any contraceptive measures. Its such a good yandere trope. It'd make you feel like you're going crazy, because on one hand you're delighted they're pregnant again, but at the same time you could've sworn you were wearing a condom...

[cocksley-and-catapult]

COCKSLUEY AND CATAPUYL HAPPY MEAL

[food-crimes-blog]

I know that a lot of people like to dip their fries into a Wendy's frosty and eat them like that. I am one of those people, but the thing that occasionally gets commented on is the fact that I will also dip my chicken nuggets in my frosty just like the fries. Which may be a crime, I don't know?

Though the reason I'm mentioning this, is that Wendy's released a new frosty flavor (I think it might be temporary?) that is supposed to be like an orange creamsicle. I had one of these at work and I dipped one of my chicken nuggets in and ate it (mainly to see if it was any good. I thought it was). Anyway, my coworker was so upset at me doing this that she fully left the breakroom mid-sentence. Food crime?

No, this is what frostys are for.

[salt-blog]

now I'm curious, what pizza crimes did your relatives commit?

Hot dogs and french fries as toppings! To be fair they were about nine and eleven years old at the time, but I was also about eight or nine, and I was appalled. But you're from Italy, I've seen your blog, so this is probably a horror within your comprehension 🤣

I want to mention another food crime committed by a family member who lived in Rome: they cut up hot dogs ("vuster"????) and put it in the condiriso. What the hell is it with this inappropriate use of hot dogs?????

[olath124]

Good thing is I already have Alzheimer so it's always something new to learn about the blorbos even if you told it already. But we need to know more about the french potatoe (Fries are leveled up potatoes).

For Roy - 2  17  24 32

For Vio - 21 31

For Roy. The fancy potato.

2. Do they give second chances?

Yes, of course. He's a kind and forgiving man and there's nothing better than someone who feels guilty about you.

Truly forgiving and forgetting what others do? Not a chance.

17. What phrase would a loved one have to say to immediately crush them?

Hard to say. He has a thick layer and it's difficult for other people's words to truly hurt him. Probably because he doesn't really let anyone reach deep enough to see his true self.

But hypothetically, if someone managed to reach him that deeply and said that his true self was worthless, or of little importance… that would hurt him deeply.

24. How do they handle criticism?

With a laugh and some snarky reprimands.

Criticism about his art, a condescending smile and then gets simply ignored.

32. What do they believe happens after they die?

Life is a circle and the circle is destined to repeat. Again and again, with all its mistakes and joys.

For Vio

21. Describe their mental state in one word.

Temperamental.

31. What's stopping them from functioning to the best of their abilities?

Probably self-doubt. And by consequence, the constant idea that everyone else is judging her or they are messing with her even when they have the best intentions.

The feeling of not deserving something truly good, that pushes her to accept really horrible things as normal and at the same time not to accept without reservation when good things come her way.