#ask by chromium siren

[nefastidies]

Is it too late to request a mermaid!Phasma for MerMay?

I think it is So... merjune?

PS: I remind you guys that requests are closed. I won't take any until further notice about open slots

[lumiroleplays]

(For Morticia) “I guess by being a veterinarian I can get normies to realize we’re not so bad,” said Leota.

She considers the statement and nods, before a soft smirk shows up on her face.

"Well, I suppose. But it is all fun and games until you bring a tarantula to a check up..."

She lets out a soft laughter, teasingly, then sighs.

"Normies just don't understand the beauty of spiders."

[gleesonarchive]

If there is a David Bowie biopic I’m hoping that Domhnall is cast as David

We weren't sure about it at first - but we definitely see your vision now. It's those cheekbones! ⭐️

[amalgamatedmuses]

(For Lucifer, from an angel) “How is it Downstairs?”

@chromium-siren

"I wouldn't know. You're welcome to check yourself; I'm sure you'd be greeted with open arms."

[cosleia]

Millie is so loved, Hux got her snow boots

SHE DESERVES THEM

[soft-girl-musings]

7 with Poe, Miguel O’Hara, and Marc Spector

heyyy sorry this took for fucking ever

7: go to a wedding with, go to a party with, go to a museum with

ohhh man. um.

wedding with Poe Dameron bc while i don't know much about this guy, he seems like he'd be a fun date!! great at balancing the conversation at our table with strangers and finding moments to slip away and recharge by the bar. plus he's a good dancer, right? <3

party with Miguel O'Hara bc the dude needs to get out more lol. plus i'd love to count how many times people ask how tall he is, if he plays basketball, etc. not to mention the Scary Dog Privilege of being with this dude, he can turn it on when necessary.

museum with Marc Spector bc yeah, steven is a huge nerd, but marc has been boots-on-the-ground recovering artifacts. i wonder how he feels about the ethics of museum acquisitions + what bits of history he's picked up along the way. plus the dude could use a quiet afternoon good grief

send me 3 characters + a number

[beefy-babe-showdown]

If it gets to Captain Phasma vs. Brienne of Tarth it’s going to be difficult for me.

well unfortunately captain phasma is not part of the poll but good news that does mean you won't have to pick

[thembohux]

Bonita says hello

Ohohoho she is so LOVELY! Such a splendid little beast

Please kiss her little forehead for me

[gwenzone]

I don’t know if Gwendoline wants to do a Marvel movie, but I can see her as Emma Frost from the X-Men, Invisible Woman, or a genderbent version of Angel

Ooh, I can totally see her in that role! I love the X-Men movies and I'd love that one even more, lol!

[loyaltyandchaos]

@chromium-siren​ said: (Phasma being shady to R2) “Move out of my way, recycling bin with wheels!”

(It's not for you to tell me what to do, First Order's scum. To you, I'm Lord Astromech. I saved the galaxy more than your karking ass was alive) R2 was not going to leave the road. Instead, he pulled out one of his arm-look device and electrocuted Phasma. It's good to have a mechanic on your side with good ideas and an unlimited supply of old parts.

[brienneoftarth1989]

Haunted House

Larissa Weems x fem reader

Summary: “Request for Larissa. She and reader plan a haunted house for halloween? (Maybe Larissa uses a fake chainsaw for her scare at some point)” requested by @chromium-siren

Warnings: Fake chainsaw

Requests open

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It was that time of year again, Halloween, yours and Larissa’s favourite holiday. In your early years of dating the two of you would decorate your house, get the candy ready for the kids and sit down and watch a horror film. You always took it in turns to who answered the door so at least the two of you could get to understand what was going on in the movie.

It wasn’t until a few years later that a brilliant idea came across Larissa’s mind. Being the headmistress of Nevermore came with a lot of perks and the one thing that the two of you really wanted to do was throw a haunted house event for charity.

All entry fees would go towards decorating the place up and the rest would be donated to charity. It was brilliant and the two of you loved hosting the event every year. You always went with a theme and this year you decided to go with slashers and madmen.

Over the last few years the themes have been witches' lair, clowns and zombies. It was honestly going to be amazing with the theme you had chosen this year. You decided to have people dress up as the most famous slashes and mad men.

Some of the characters you decided to go with were Jason, Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Leatherface, jigsaw, ghost face and Chucky just to name a few. You were convinced that this haunted house was going to be the best one yet.

You were currently in the main hall of Nevermore setting up one of the scare mazes. It was pretty simple. You used a lot of the boards that were used to display students' work as the walls of the maze. You then covered it in the fabric you wanted to.

While you were setting this all up you heard a familiar pair of footsteps enter the hall and start making their way towards you. That was when you heard the chainsaw start up but all you could do was laugh as you turned around.

“How come you’re not scared” they asked you. “Because Larissa I know your footsteps. So I knew that it was you coming towards me. So why would I be scared of the woman I love most?” You laughed. “Well I am holding a chainsaw” she smirked at you trying to get the upper hand.

“Well yeah you are but that hasn’t got a chain on it so good luck trying to hurt me with it” you laughed once again as you went back to putting up the decorations. “Anyway, how are your sections? They decorated yet?” You asked Larissa as you turned to look at her.

“Yep all done and dusted. Hence why I came to scare you with the chainsaw” Larissa laughed. “Do you want a hand with the last little bits?” Larissa asked as she placed the chainsaw down on the floor. “Yeah if you wouldn’t mind” you told her. “Those last few boards just need their fabric coverings to go on as well as having their accessories pinned up” you told her as you passed over the stuff she needed

With Larissa having everything she needed she headed over to the boards to start decorating. The two of you over the next hour just chatted away about everything. “So I was thinking of maybe dressing up this year,” Larissa told you out of the blue.

“Really? You don’t want to hand out candy like we normally do?” You asked her as you finished up on the last little bit. “Well I still want to do that but I really want to be involved with it this year. I would love to dress up and wave around a chainsaw” she laughed as she walked over to you.

“Oh of course you would. Ok so if you want to be involved with the actual scaring then I will hand out the candy. I don’t think I have the energy to be scaring all of those people” you laughed to Larissa. “Well you better go and get yourself sorted with the other scare actors. You only have a few hours to get yourself ready before the doors open” you told Larissa as you encouraged her out the door.

She gave you a peck on the lips before she made her way out of the room. Well that was Larissa sorted. In the meantime you needed to pop to Costco to get a large number of sweets as well as a potential Halloween costume.

You were quick to hop into the car before driving to the nearest Costco. You grabbed yourself a trolley before immediately heading to the sweet aisle. In went a variety of Reece’s products, bags of M&M’s, bite size Hershey bars, Laffy Taffy, Jolly Ranchers as well as a few other products. Obviously you had to get quite a large amount of candy due to the amount of people that came to the event.

You also wanted to make sure they were able to take at least a handful of candy each. With the trolley now full of sweets and chocolate you made your way to the Halloween aisle. You picked up a few candy buckets to put the treats in. You were going to put the spares in another large box and just top the buckets up throughout the evening.

Now the last thing you needed was a costume. You had a look at the selection available but the one that drew you in the most was a plague doctor costume. It was perfect. You picked it up and put it in with everything else. With everything now sorted you headed to the checkout to pay. Now this trip was definitely going to cost you an arm and a leg.

With everything now paid for you headed straight to the car before loading it up with all your goodies. Back to Nevermore now to get all this candy sorted out. When you arrived you headed straight to your classroom to sort through all the candy.

Box after box you opened before tipping it all into the giant box. After about 45 minutes you finally had a full box of candy that was all mixed together. With everything now sorted the only thing you had left to do was get yourself dressed into your Halloween costume.

In good timing too considering you had half an hour until the doors opened. You got yourself into your plague doctor costume before going off to find Larissa. You eventually found her in one of the classrooms that was being used for the actors to get ready in.

Larissa looked absolutely incredible. She was dressed up as Chucky which is ironic really considering Chucky is a small doll and Larissa is 6ft 3. “I love the outfit babe. What’s your choice of weapon tonight then?” You asked as Larissa turned around to look at you.

“I’m going with the chainsaw,” Larissa laughed. “Really? But Chucky’s murder weapon is a knife” you told her as you smirked at her. “Alright horror nerd but I want the chainsaw so I’m going with the chainsaw” Larissa laughed defending herself.

“Alright, alright, if you say so. But if anyone asks why Chucky is so tall and carrying a chainsaw I’m telling them he has an evil twin brother” you laughed. “That's fine with me. Well I better go and get in place. Doors open in 10 minutes” Larissa said as she made her way out of the classroom and took her place within the school.

The rest of the scare actors also got on with finding their places while you made your way to the front doors to let everyone in. You got one of the students to help you carry out the candy which you left by the exit. You attached the sign alerting guests that they can take a handful of candy each.

With that sorted you made your way to the main entrance. You and a couple of members of staff were managing the front gate until the first lot of guests made their way out of the maze. That is when you would head over to the candy to keep an eye on that.

The reason that a few members of staff were needed on the front gate was because the guests needed to go round in groups of 10. That was because if they didn’t get sent round in groups then it wouldn’t give the scare actors enough time to get back to their starting positions meaning half of the groups wouldn’t see them.

That’s no fun either and a waste of money. That is why we have always organised it to be in larger groups. The doors to the scare maze opened and there stood a large crowd of people waiting to go in. Thankfully you had made a line for people to join meaning it was a lot less chaotic. You were so excited for this scare maze to begin.

You grabbed the megaphone and got ready to say your speech. “Good evening everyone. Welcome to the 2024 Nevermore Haunted House maze. This year's theme is slashers and madmen. Now let’s hope you all get alive” you announced to the crowd who all erupted in a loud cheer.

With the announcement now complete you started letting the groups in allowed a five minute delay between each group entering. You chatted with a few of the groups when they were waiting at the front of the line but after a while you had to dash off to make your way to the exit of the maze.

It was really important for you to be there to offer candy to the groups of people. Just as you got to the area where the groups would be exiting a group of terrified people made their way out. “Hey guys! So what did you guys think of the maze?” You asked as you made your way over to them.

“That was fucking amazing. Definitely the best one yet. Tall Chucky was definitely terrifying” they laughed as they all helped themselves to some candy. “Haha tall Chucky. I like that. Definitely better than what I was gonna call them. I was referring to them as Chucky’s evil twin” you laughed which caused them to laugh.

With that the group headed off while you waited for the next group to come through the exit. As the night went on the groups coming out the exit were becoming more frequent so it meant you couldn’t chat as long but it wasn’t too bad. There was only so much talking you were willing to do.

You decided to check the time and it was now 23:00. Last entry was at 22:30 which meant the last few groups would be heading out now and just on que the last group made their way out of the maze.

“Hey guys, did you have a good night?” You asked them. “Definitely! We will come back next Halloween” they all cheered. That was music to your ears. You wished them a good evening before getting started on clearing down the candy that didn’t get taken. The students could share the rest of this between them all.

Just as you were clearing up you heard a twig snap in the distance. You looked up but due to it being so dark you couldn’t see a thing. You quickly went back to packing up. That was when a tall figure ran out at you with the sound of a loud chainsaw starting up.

“Ahhhhh” you screamed as you cowered in the corner not knowing what to do. That was when the tall being started laughing. “Larissa, that wasn’t funny” you screamed at her as you stood up. “I told you I would scare you” she laughed.

“Yeah but that was terrifying. I thought you were going to kill me” you screamed back at her. “I’m going to bed and you are sleeping on the couch” you told her as you made your way to your bedroom. “I probably deserved that” Larissa laughed to herself as she followed behind.

[angry-space-ginger]

Due to some unexpected spendings The first order will be dealing with some upcoming budget cuts. For the sake of our troops, they will not be taken out of their salaries. However, due to lack of funds, first order projects on developing new weapon’s technologies will be pushed back indefinitely.

If you have not yet noticed, the common rooms have been refurnished with ornate rugs. Please treat them with the upmost care as they were very expensive and handmade. If any damages are reported, the culprit will be reprimanded most severely.

if you question the existence or necessity of said Rugs, you will be sent to reconditioning. Thank you.

~ General Armitage Rugs… Kriff I meant Hux! No Mitaka dont you dare keep that in there!

@chromium-siren

@spaceboy-dameron

@trooperst-3v3

@ask-captain-xames

[casp1an-sea]

if you are tagged in this post it means that at some point you sent me an ask either for an ask game or for the 100 followers event. (On both my main or my side blog @hux-and-gay ) just wanted to let you all know I have not forgotten about any of the asks I will do them eventually. I just gave myself to much to do at a time I knew I would be very busy. I am well aware some of these asks are literally months old and I feel bad that I have not answered them and can not guarantee that I will get to them soon. I will work hard to get them completed but unfortunately college takes up a lot of my free time. thank you so much for your patience

(There was also a follower that asked me to do a sticker of themself for 100 followers but they sent it in DMs rather then asks so I have now lost that request. If this was you I am so sorry, pls send an ask with the sticker you wanted.

@cookiecrumbles52palace

@dragonflies-draw-flame

@misbon-god-of-mischief

@kira-mortham

@theosb0rnway

@snowy-yoshi

@mad-mcd20

@jaynesilver

@fridayincarnate

@ajaxbleachishere

@rommonoch

@im-sorry--what

@hyperfixation-or-death

@fizzydreamz

@xen-blank

@fives-ren

@existing-sadly

@darthnostra

@thegeneralorder

@morby

@chromium-siren

@samsung-refrigerator-2000

[cosleia]

I know we now know her last name, but I just call Rey “Rey Nunya.”

hahaha, nice.

[nightmarefuele]

What Kind Of Love Are You?

The Ren — Love as Religion

Devotion, that is the name of your love. Your love is an act of worship. Your love is like witnessing the birth of Venus, like seeing the sun come alive, or the stars fall. When you love, it is because you have found God in a lover. You have found the meaning of life itself in the heart of the one you adore. They are everything to you; they are your Maker, and you are their lamb, their flock, their first and holiest worshipper. When you fall in love, it is as a baptism. You are born anew, made a believer in the divinity of the one you love most. Being loved by you is an ascension; it is holy and golden. It is all-consuming, and all-faithful, loyal as the dog. You will never, ever bite back.

Kylo Ren — Love as a Flaw

Cowering, your love hides in the dark. In shadows and under cover of night, your love runs from corner to corner, afraid to linger, afraid to be caught. Afraid, afraid, afraid of everything. When you fall in love, it is with alarm bells ringing. Your love is a mistake, a flaw in the code, a purchase you don’t remember making and desperately want to return. You didn’t ask for this. You didn’t want this. It’s a problem–– your problem ––and you would do anything to pass it off, burn it away, scoop it out of you with bare hands, or carved out with hooked knives before it can destroy you. Get it out, just get it out now. You don’t care who you hurt in the process, only that you can’t afford to be hurt first. Being loved by you is to be loved by a figment of the imagination. It is to be loved in halves, or not at all.

Ben Solo — Love as a Force of Nature

Your love is like whiplash –– it comes in with the rain, it blows the doors wide open. When you fall in love, it is sudden and hard and immense. It is powerful. It is earth-shaking and world-ending. Nature is a force, and that force can be destructive if you're not careful. See how the world is doused in gasoline and set on fire –– your love consumes, your love takes, your love burns. You're hot and cold all at once, a hurricane and a wildfire bound together in skin, and when you're in love, it can feel like it's eating you alive from the inside out. When you love, it is with everything you have because it is everything you have. Be careful, darling, because not everyone survives the storm.

tagged by: @red-hemlock 🖤

tagging: @kylo-wrecked, @brooklynislandgirl, @petitsdieu, @etoilebleu, @valkxrie, @renkniighted, @acharnemcnt, @cxcasiris / @musemortuary, @wraithbled, @swede, @reyofsands, @chromium-siren, @grace-of-gotham, @mayxthexforce, @pohlepen, @walkeddeath, @cava1ier, @arkhampsych, @opaliscoeur, @haiiling, @fcalty, @vuulpecula, @krinon, @lightsiided

[hux-and-gay]

to those of you who have sent me art asks either for my Kylux event or because of ask games, I am still working on these drawings. I know it’s been a really long time since some of you sent them but they had to take the backseat during art fight, and now that art fight is coming to an end they have to take the backseat during the Kylux shorts fest and Kylux wedding event. Since those have deadlines, I will work on completing your asks once they are done but by that time I will be in college so I don’t yet know what my schedule will look like. Those of you who are sending asks for the 100 followers event, stickers do not take me very long to draw so I will be working on them during these other projects, and you should not have to wait as long. I may continue to post to ask games even if I haven’t answered everything in my inbox because I just like having new prompts for when I have the time, just know that I have not forgotten about the things you’ve sent and I’m very grateful for them.

thank you so so much for your patience. I hope you understand.

@fives-ren @existing-sadly @dragonflies-draw-flame @fridayincarnate @jaynesilver @darthnostra

@thegeneralorder

@morby

@chromium-siren