#as for my end - my primary partner is lonely so i'd want her to stretch me out first anyways
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The neighbor boy is getting physically and emotionally lonely again, and here I am, still stuck in bed with a cough that Tiny Tim would categorize as excessive and derivative. Argh why are my lungs so slow to recover when I need dick nowwwwwwww
#at least i gave him homework so he'll be ready for flip fucking when i am#i'm a thick lady#many a man has approached me with bravado and said “i bet i could ride that” and learned the value of training first#as for my end - my primary partner is lonely so i'd want her to stretch me out first anyways#other than a bit of timing ambiguity the plans are all falling into place 😎
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