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californiaquail · 10 days ago

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you go into grocery outlet to see if they have some toothpaste and cheap blackout curtains to replace the ones your cat destroyed and you walk out with an armenian pastry and fucking fruity ass infused gin even though you literally have gin at home and don't even drink that much

#the other bottle is even still like over halfway full and i really don't drink much at all but it looked good......#could not find any curtains although i did get a replacement shower curtain and i did find some toothpaste #no justification for the pastry though what can i say #today my boss literally was like “i know you're always munching on muffins and things so there's some banana bread if you want” 😭#first of all it's not always it's not my fault you don't give us a lunch break.#second of course i will take it because you know perfectly well how little i get paid fucker i'm not in a position to turn down free food #and then my coworker is like “i noticed you'll eat pretty much anything” well not really i'm just poor and not about to turn down things #like a perfectly good rotisserie chicken some rando brought in! or whatever. if nobody else wants it #as far as i know the banana bread was from a client i'm assuming because i can't imagine my boss either baking or giving it to me #i haven't even eaten a muffin at work in months lmao i often don't eat at all or just one of the little chip bags he puts out #because like i said no lunch break. although today i ate a veggie tray (it was on sale yesterday) hashtag health #the armenian pastry is called a gata btw. if you care. i've never had it before #it's about enrichment in my sad pathetic overpriced enclosure #me

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