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tuxebo · 9 months ago

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from your amazing bots I got a feeling that you might be or were a writer. Were/are you a writer?

caught me red handed, yes i am. but thank you, i'm glad you think they are. i've been a big reader since first grade, writer since in fourth grade. it's funny because i didn't learn to read until first grade. anyways, i still am a writer, i just write and keep the works on docs, i wanted to write and post again but i'm still working out what i'll write and post exactly. also idk if i want to post my actual writings on this blog, yk?

i don't want to limit myself to one shots, to be honest. i like stories with actual plots and deaths and substance.

for example, my enola holmes fans, i was working out a story with mycroft, renowned investigator ─ role model for two great detectives, sherlock and enola. despite this "greatness" and skill he claims to have, he was unable to solve one case, that case being his former classmate, ___. of course, it would be no easy case to solve, ___ would make sure of that, but he'd pull at loose threads till there was no dress left, literally and figuratively.

or, for my harry potter fans. he was a prince and she was his kingdom, severus and ___ were the same side of two coins, destined for destruction. falling in love was easy for severus, staying in love was easier, the hardest part would be rekindling the ghost of a flame when his camelot returned as a fellow teacher at hogwarts.

^ side plot: ___, james' older "twin", was a role model for her little brother despite being the two of them being so different. of course, being james' best friend, sirius found himself trying to save his best friend's sister from the annoying slytherin that was severus snape. ─ in harry's pursuit of finding anyone that may be considered his family, sirius black finds out what came of his disappeared love.

there is also my lady of the ring, a fred fic. sixteen minute bride, another sirius one. i do have some pjo ones, but my main two are downright depressing.

anyways, big tangent but i love talking abt my writings. most of them are on hold, for obvious reasons, but no one can see them so it doesn't matter. btw, ___ are my ocs, but i didn't name them for the sake of not being confusing. i also have original stories cooking up, but idk if you guys want to hear about those.

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ultralaser · 6 years ago

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answer me 30 questions, tell me 30 lies

tagged by @tariqk

NICKNAME(s) - my twin brother is named ryan so i answer to that a lot

GENDER - my dude

SIGN - taurus

HEIGHT - five six and change

CURRENT TIME - 17:36

FAVORITE BAND(s) - the first five off the top of my head are chvrches, f(x), the doors, wu bai and china blue, and jaurim. do with that as you will.

FAVORITE SOLO ARTIST(s) - first five off the top of my head are charli xcx, tori amos, enya, yanzi sun, and a mei chang. do with that as you etc etc

SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD - the devil and the huntsmsn from the king arthur: legend of the sword soundtrack (it was the song in the trailer)

LAST MOVIE I SAW (IN THEATRES) - mission impossible: fallout, which was very good but not the series best, though they always score a lot of versimilitude bc yeah, tom cruise did that.

LAST MOVIE I SAW (TV) - exposed (2016) w keanu and ana de armas, which is nearly good, but (spoiler) i hate ‘the ghosts were hallucinations’ almost as much as 'greek myths without the gods’ as a subgenre so the ending annoyed me

LAST SHOW I WATCHED - i tried to watch the outpost and haven’t gotten into it yet, so, mainlining the first four episodes of killjoys s4 to get caught up, now i need to go back two weeks on wynonna earp s3

WHEN DID I CREATE MY BLOG - late november 2008, right after obama won, when bush was still technically president but nobody cared

WHAT DO I POST - i reblog good posts from other ppl and fold in abt 10% of my own dumb bullshit, it seems to be a winning combination. hope you like nerdy media rants and grumpy trump blogging

LAST THING I GOOGLED - looked up some meanings of names at lunch with mom and my neice. mom’s birthname, ethne, is celtic and means fire, which is a lot closer to her actual persona. neice’s first plus middle mean 'life’ plus 'from the water’ or, fish. her dad is named scott and his name is an english word meaning 'person from scotland’.

DO I HAVE OTHER BLOGS - choosy-moms-choose-gif is my gif blog (largely dormant) and geographimancy was going to be a google maps travel blog but turned into a space to host images for in-class presentations, now it’s just a good name. also, there is…

DO I GET ASKS - not often, about half of it is nice

WHY DID I CHOOSE MY URL - my tumblr id is a hackers reference. my actual domain name is an abbreviation of nyarlathotep i bought back in 05? when i was going to go full on with cthulhu and pals but i never quite did. see also my eldritch mermaids comic i need to make more of, what we do in the shallows. both were resurrected as projects for a writing comics class last year.

FOLLOWING - 423 but i strongly suspect half of those are dormant. if you asked me to write a list of ppl i’m conciously aware i follow it’d be about, forty ppl? idk prolly more actually

FOLLOWED BY - 2095?! that’s just the total though, more like five to ten amazing ppl i still can’t believe followed me, about twenty five? mutuals i regularly interact with, and then like two thousand bots, randos, haters, and quiet types

BLOCKED BY - itswalky, for one of several reasons possibly but i don’t know which

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP - i aim for 8+ but often stay up late and wake up early. i feel like i slept through most of 2004-2014 tbh

LUCKY NUMBER - i don’t really have one

INSTRUMENTS - i’m a fan of the piano, bassoon, and most strings, but i can’t even play guitar hero

WHAT I’M WEARING - an old paperthing shirt bc IT’S TOO HOT RN, boxer briefs (new ones! marshalls got some in in my size for a change), and a pair of wierd ass cargo shorts i found at goodwill for $7

DREAM JOB(s) - personal assisstant to some absurdly rich celebrity. tmnt toy designer. there’s a gift shop and cafe on top of the aiguille du midi. scifi novelist (working on it). warren ellis.

FAVORITE FOOD(s) - bacon egg and cheese biscuit from mcdonalds. a really good roast beef sandwich. clam chowder. spaghetti. cup noodles with a v8 poured over. sausage rolls. pizza. tillamook ice cream but i can’t eat a lot of dairy. muenster. roasted csrrots. mud pie.

NATIONALITY - colonizer

FAVORITE SONG(s) - first five off the top of my head are kiss from a rose by seal, and then i can’t think of any others for some reason. extreme ways by moby, hayling by fc kahuna, watercolors by ltj bukem, and die young (accoustic) by ke$ha (had to look at my ipod).

LAST BOOK I READ - i boght a ton of books not for class over the last six years and i haven’t started aaany of them, so the last book i finished was zone one by colson whitehead. it’s v good.

TOP THREE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES I WANT TO JOIN - i don’t have the skillset to be a heroic protagonist, so, pokemon, star trek, and then tbh we’re heading into Generic 1980s Dystopia now so at least maybe a farcical one like dominion tank police. but also shakespeare’s wierd renaissance athens au.

I TAG - nobody bc i never like putting ppl on the spot, i invite everyone bc there are two thousand of you and i only really know like thirty.

#questions #ask party #dashbort #mutuals

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fanfictionlive · 3 years ago

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Stop demanding and guilting your readers to share your work (rant)

There has been quite the rise of people on Tumblr making posts telling others to not only like but to also share fanfictions they enjoy. Not a bad message honestly. I don't think it's wrong to say that it would be best to share their work as well. I agree with it honestly. It would help and support us writers and our work and further motivate us to produce more. It's great to see such support.

However, I am not talking about people who make that point in a fair and good manner, I am talking about people who actually, literally demand for it. You know, guilt tripping readers and villainizing them when they only give a like to your work but don't share it, and then calling them ungrateful or inconsiderate.

For example, here is a post I saw today:

(Since I can't add any photos, I'll just copy and paste their post and tags and censor their blog name out with *their name*)

I just blocked well over 30 blank blogs, ageless blogs, and chronic like button only blogs...and that's just the ones I came across in my notifs.

...like...wtf?

Why make a blog and do fuck all with it?

And these blogs have fic after fic sitting in their likes from brilliant writers as well as content from amazing creators and it just screams to me that some of you really don't get the whole point of this site..

I done asking for help sharing my work. I'm just blocking ppl that don't deserve free content from now on. 🤷‍♀️

#*their name* is annoyed #if *their name* dont deserve reblogs you shouldnt be reading my work #yet i see you liking every single fic i post #and never sharing a single one #🖕🖕🖕 #content creators deserve better #writers deserve better #tumblr be better

Firstly, why are you blocking random blogs just because they didn't share your stuff? Unless, it is one of those weird bots, that just seems like such a pointless thing to do. Secondly, calling out someone for not sharing your work and telling them stuff like you don't deserve to read fanfiction if you don't share it and then giving them a middle finger is pretty disrespectful towards the people you are targeting, whom I don't think did anything that bad at all. Besides, I think you are loosing more readers by doing this than gaining, since you are literally pushing your readers away who most probably enjoyed your work, and taking away their ability to read your stuff.

Like, imagine if one of the blogs that this person blocked was one of those people with blank blogs who just doesn't want to reblog or post anything but just read and give likes. They genuinely enjoyed that person's work and gave it a like and were planning to read more. But alas, the author blocked you and now you sit there confused and maybe a little hurt that someone blocked you out of the blue and pushed you away even though you didn't do anything.

Listen, I understand that we all would love it if reader's share our stuff. It gives our work more recognition and attention, it motivates us to see that so many people enjoy what we wrote, it makes us feel supported and appreciated. I feel the same way too, I would love it if I see someone reblog or share my works. And I also make sure to reblog works that don't get many notes themselves because I just know the feeling and how happy it would make someone.

But at the same time, you can't guilt or force a reader into sharing your work. It's their choice. We can recommend it, tell people that "hey, shares do help us writers. So please consider sharing". But we can't insult a reader and treat them in such a way if they only give you a like. Even a like means something too you know. It means they enjoyed your work! It's not just some red circle with a white heart on it. A reader gives that because they most probably enjoyed it. Also, you can't demand and expect everyone to share your work either, some will share it, some might not. Not every single blog on Tumblr likes to reblog anyways. As I said before, some just like to keep their blog free of reblogs and posts and just read stuff and give it a like. I have tons of these types of blogs who like my works from time to time.

Don't guilt your reader's into sharing your works, instead, encourage them and let them know why it would be helpful to you and other writers. But if some only end up giving you a like anyways, take it! It still means something. Not everyone who interreact with your work HAVE to share it.

Anyways, I just wanted to vent about this because this is something that has been popping up quite recently for me. Even one of my favorite fanfiction writers always end their work with a similar message but in a way that guilt trips the reader instead of positively encouraging them which was kind of a turn off for me. And I just don't think it's a very healthy mindset to stay in if you are a writer, to expect a lot all the time from readers. Sorry if I sounded too mean btw.

And if the person who wrote that post comes across this: Hey dude, I don't mean any harm or hate or disrespect. From one fanfiction writer to another, I understand that readers sharing our work is something that is very helpful and impactful to us in a positive way. I recognize and relate to that. a lot However, I don't necessarily agree with the way you went about it. I think it's better if instead of blocking people, you should make posts encouraging your readers to share you work in a informative and positive way. But also don't expect everyone to follow it though. Cheers and best of luck in your work ☺

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scumfuc-blog1 · 7 years ago

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chaozrael · 7 years ago

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Cards against Cybertron 150 questions

Answers are here Link

1. In Styx Prison, word is you can trade 200 rust sticks for ___

2. What did I bring back from Monacus?

3. Clearly Megatron’s plan was destined for failure the moment he included ____.

4. ____ is the right of all sentient beings.

5. I sold my kidney to go to TF Nation and all I got was _____.

6. They’re apparently cancelling the next season so they can focus more on _____.

7. Soundwave’s mouthplate slides back to reveal _____.

8. The new plot development in the comic that has the fandom completely terrified is _____.

9. I might be convinced to see the new Bayformers installment if it featured _____.

10. Never forget, this is all To Sell ______.

11. Decepticons, as your new leader, I declare ______!

12. What is Phase Eight?

13. What got me put on The List?

14. Megatron has fallen! I, ____, am now your leader.

15. How do we discipline our badly behaved recruits in the Decepticon Army?

16. What do I look for in a conjunx endura?

17. I will not accept your apology until I receive___

18. ____´s only weakness is ____

19. Metroplex is slowly dying because of ____

20. The best way to shut up Swerve is ____

21. Today’s races price was ___

22. Lockdown lost his hand because of ____

23. With no other way out we had to sacrifice _____ to the Sparkeater

24. The only thing that can save us now is ____

25. When Red Alert searched Rodimus hab suite he found ______

26. It’s common knowledge that Swindle can get you anything but ______

27. To create a Combiner the most important thing you need is _____

28. I was pronounced the Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord because of ___

29. If I opened a bar, I would name it___

30. Before the big escalation, Delphi was secretly known for _________

31. According to an Iaconian saying, it is always better to have a drone in the servo than a _____________ on the roof

32. One very drunken night, Trailbreaker woke up next to a _______________

33. There is that rumor going on that Tyrest has been eagerly working on a complete collection of______________

34. Installing somebody else’s bodyparts can cause you recurring dreams about_________________

35. Usually over upgraded mechs tend to suffer from lack of ______________

36. In desperate times, the average facemask was made out of _______________

37. Cold constructed bots have a tendency to get obsessed with things like _______________

38. As a side effect to their perfection, Phase sixers need regular high doses of_______________

39. The Cybertronian equivalent to earth‘ bananas is: _________________

40. As an unexpected side effect, the functionism turned out to be the prefect breeding ground for _______________

41. It’s your forging day! According to the tradition you will receive a__________

42. Hot energon tastes best with _______________

43. The best way to grease up old, war-ridden joints is to add some ________________

44. The truth about Alex Milne‘s drawing talent is __________________

45. During the golden ages, only the upper classes had access to ________________

46. The transformation cogs of phase 6‘ers are usually shaped like ______________

47. For unknown reasons, Skids keeps a _________________ in his subspace

48. Tracks has his red face color because of an incident involving ________________

49. Sometimes very poor bots use ______________ as an imitation of biolights

50. Parties among wreckers involve a lot of __________________

51. When Whirl was empurata'ed, they crafted a ______________ out of his face

52. _________________________! High 5, Bro

53. ______________ is the inspiration for the continuous existence of a Magnus

54. What does a Wrecker smell like?

55. Modern Cybertronian politics are known for ______________________

56. A song that was stuck for 7 Vorns in the Cybertroniam billboard charts had the annoying name: _______________

57. There is an ongoing rumor that they actually fuel the Lost light with ___________

58. It's a little known fact that Sparkeaters are allergic to ____________________

59. In the Conunx Endura ritual, two bots have to agree on ______________________

60. We drink to forget ____

61. Step one: _____. Step two: ____. Step three: Success!

62. ____ high five, bro!

63. Maybe he´s born with it. Maybe it´s _______

64. What´s fun until it gets weird?

65. Cause of death: ____

66. Science will never explain:

67. ____ awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice

68. You know, once you get past_______, _____ ain´t so bad

69. ____ may pass, but _____ will last forever

70. This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _______

71. _________ + _________ = __________

72. This is the prime of my life. I am young, hot and full of _____

73. Why am I sticky?

74. Netflix and _____

75. Really, Prowl is missing an optic because of___________

76. A good wrecker party means there has to be a_________

77. Prowls secret kink is_____

78. That one time James Roberts tweeted about____________

79. Brainstorms latest invention, the ______ gun

80. If you support _____, I judge you!

81. Bots with chevrons are in general known for having a thing for_______

82. The new DJD logo is_________

83. If your alt-mode is a tank, you have most likely experienced____

84. Seekers are pretty judgmental about____

85. Grounders are less often effected by______

86. There is a rumor about Megatrons secret love for____

87. Skids isn´t dead yet! It´s just_____

88. Buckle up little Tailgate, you´re about to see some____

89. Camiens are into____

90. You can only revive a brain module if you add_____

91. Have the shiniest frame! Buy______

92. Ever since Deadlock became a hippie, his popularity rose due to ____

93. Drift made all his money with _________

94. What disappointed Optimus today?

95. Why don't Primes party?

96. The most popular Cybertronian candies are named after _____

97. Most bots still believe Primus doesn't want them to think about _______

98. Rotten energon tastes like _____

99. What else was hidden inside the Ultra Magnus armor?

100. Starscream is only became the ruler of Cybertron because he lied about ___

101. What's on the lower decks of the Peaceful Tyranny?

102. What's a turbo fox on a pole?

103. Oh no! _____ is running out of Cyclonus' cheek holes!

104. Kup may be old. He still can kill an enemy with ______

105. Swerve's now offers ___

106. Little known fact. Soundwave released bad pop dance compilations under the pseudonym ___

107. What trouble is the Lost Light in today?

108. What's on Magnus' NSFW blog?

109. Elita-1 could have been tamed by_____

110. What´s under Starscreams bed?

111. How did Optimus die this time?

112. What did Metroplex say to Windblade?

113. Cybertronians are banned from this galaxy because of ___

114. The Geewunners are raging again because of_____

115. Why was Rung up all night?

116. I got a plan to kill Overlord. It involves __, __, and __

117. Pit fights involve___

118. What did Nickel find in Helex' teeth this time?

119. When ___ jumped out of the closet Tailgate started crying

120. Whirl decided it was a good idea to put __ and __ together! Sadly it turned into __

121. Rodimus managed to get his tongue welded to __

122. Ultra Magnus gave the crew a lecture on ___

123. ___ don't make good substitute spikes

124. A cityspeaker responds to a titans____

125. ____now illegal in Iacon

126. On today's episode of Will It Blend with Tesarus: ___

127. Trepan is highly skilled with his needles, last week I saw him use them for ____!

128. Overlord's private collection of ____ contains nothing but ______

129. Thundercracker's favorite movie is ___

130. How did Kaon lose his optics?

131. Dammit, I told you not to let the protoform near the ___!

132. Another unique name for Sparklings that not many mechs know of is___

133. That time Megatron caught Rodimus __

134. Nautica don't put that wrench in the __

135. Amazing. A booby trap that actually catches ___

136. Til all are ___

137. Towards __

138. Prowl got so angry he managed to __ The table this time!

139. Jazz might be known for loving music but he also enjoys __

140. Other things Crok keeps are____

141. Rung's sub spaces contain ___

142. Whirl's favorite sex move is the ___

143. Minibots make for great __

144. Oh no! An asteroid field filled with ___!

145. Last night Ratchet had his servo arm deep in __. A horrible night?

146. Tailgate's "Panic Legs" Are great for __!

147. Why did Rodimus go to the med bay?

148. I can´t believe it´s not____

149. An unbelievable amount of____

150. ____ the new Cybertronian drug

#cards against cybertron

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myfriendsarevictorious · 7 years ago

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Tagged by the lovely Soap/Soph/Cindy/Sophie aka @shittyknight (and deafclint and ithinkmylifeisonlyfiller and about 30,000 other incarnations)

Nicknames: Lolli Pop (bc my sister can’t just let things go)

Zodiac sign: Scorpio

Height: 6 feet bby

Nationality: oh the most glorious U.S. of A.

Favourite fruit: Banana. Sometimes strawberry. You know what makes me smad?? I found this AMAZING gelato place in Florence with THE SINGLE BEST banana gelato (fuck me if I’m wrong) but they HAVE NOT HAD BANANA IN A WEEK AND I LEAVE TODAY AND I AM SO SAD.

Favourite season: autumn. autumn. autumn. Dude it’s my birthday it’s Thanksgiving it’s cooler weather but not freezing. It is boots and jeans. It is the best freaking time of the gosh dang year fight me on this I will go to the grave for fall. (Although I do have a passion for spring but in more of a literary since, like everything is breathing again and things are waking up and coming back to life and the days are finally getting longer and it makes my life happy).

Favourite book: Genuine: Fuck you, no. The answer I give annoying family friends and people I don't actually want to see again so they will go away: The Art of Racing in the Rain by Garth Stein (which is a greatttt book from the perspective of a dog PLEASE READ. The answer I give small children: If you give a mouse a cookie.

Favourite flower: Lily ;) (but actually, I don’t think I have a favorite flower, I genuinely just want to see flowers that are my favorite color (See below)).

Favourite scent: Genuine: anything baked with lemon in it, but not overpoweringly so. When I Was a Naive Child: Big sharpie markers.

Favourite colour: Yellow. Clear, crisp, wonderful, amazing yellow. Always has been and always will be my favorite color. It makes me happy and hopeful and all I want to do is sit in a room with just a few perfectly placed hints of yellow everywhere. I want to own a yellow car (a buggy, not unlike Emma Swan but girl totally stole that from my fantasy). I want yellow everything but also not everything because it needs to be respected and enjoyed in moderation but it is SO BEAUTIFUL.

Favourite animal: Shout out to the axolotl but my heart BELONGS TO THE GOATS.

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: Hot. Chocolate. (I don’t drink any other hot drink.... um.... sorry).

Average hours of sleep: ooo 6-8 during school unless I have something really important like a project that keeps me up for a while, then maybe 5-6. During the summer maybe 7-9.

Cat or dog: Tutti e due. Los Dos. GOD Damn Both.

Favorite fictional character: I think my go to answer is Willow Rosenberg, but Callie Torres always holds a special place, same with Jade West, Meredith Grey/Cristina Yang (kind of as a unit but also separately), Barney Stinson (but more as a concept), et al.

Guys wait omfg I’m watching house and LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA IS HERE, HE’S CRAZY, AND HE’S RAPPING. WHAT A GOSH DARN CUTIE. oh no he has stage fright. I’ll update you later.

We now proceed:

Number of blankets you sleep with: One. From light sheet to comforter depending on the season/temperature. I have found out that I can indeed sleep without a blanket during this european heat wave....

OH HE’S RAPPING AGAIN. but he’s still nervous. House is now going to rap as well. HIS NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON?

Dream trip: South America. Northern Europe. India. East Asia (After I learn hindi, japanese, chinese etc. because I love traveling places when i know the language!!!!!! urhghhh).

Blog created: 2012. Middle school was a time.

Number of followers: idk 500 something but like there are a decent amount of porn bots that I just kind of ignore at this point so thanks for the followers sexylilly and whatever other unnecessarily over sexualized urls are out there.

IDK someone do this.

#lauren liveblogs life #me

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johnmuffus · 5 years ago

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Elite Affiliate Pro Review

Elite Affiliate Pro Review (Igor Kheifets Course)

Igor is your regular YouTube making a living off affiliate marketing, and he claims to make over $60,000 every week while still having time to develop and release different courses on how to do the same.

He offers you a free course with a few strategies as a taste of his actual courses, and if you want the real “secrets”, you can then purchase his product.

If you have no experience in affiliate marketing, let me tell you that there really isn’t any “secret solutions” or shortcut method in this business. Any guru claiming that is usually either a completely made up approach that will just not work or a rebrand of some traditional method they sell with a new image.

There are new approaches, of course, and they can work. However, that’s far from a “secret surefire method to get 60k every week”. Even the best strategies still require work and dedication before generating any money.

That doesn’t mean this course is a scam or that Igor isn’t a legitimate businessman. He’s worked with recognized names like Anthony Morrison, but that doesn’t mean he can’t use clickbait to sell a course.

It’s a good sign, but it also doesn’t mean his course is good. $997 is really expensive, so make sure to read here before you decide to spend it.

Who’s the author?

Pat owns a popular blog, as I already told you. He’s used it for sharing reports on his income for several years, and he’s made it clear he’s making good money on affiliate marketing. One of the largest accounts tied to him is a Bluehost one earning him $110 for every person signing up, and he promotes content related to starting blogs.

He’s made more than $3.5 million in affiliate revenues as confirmed by his site, and he has a weekly podcast that’s around 400 episodes. His topics cover a vast spectrum, including Amazon and Kindle marketing, general entrepreneurship, trends, and tips.

His YouTube channel is also quite impressive. He shares videos on a lot of different content, and his has nearly 200,000 subscribers. His videos cover passive income tips, reviews, and updates on his life.

He’s also de owner of several courses on business ideas, podcasts, brand building, etc. The cheapest one is $249; the most expensive is $999.

Reviewing Elite Affiliate Pro

Main content

The course is mostly a collection of several videos covering different sides of running an affiliate marketing business.

You learn about how you can reach out to your target audience, including how to create good emails, pre-sale pages, and even advanced stuff like how to use scarcity.

You also learn how to find offers both in Clickbank and with webinars, and there’s a class on general high-conversion CPA offers. There’s one more module about how to scale your conversions by offering bonuses.

Bonuses

You get several bonuses with this course, and they’re actual bonuses, unlike other courses saying that a private FB group is a bonus.

The largest addition here is a bonus mini-course divided in 3 phases.

The first one teaches you how to plan and set up your campaigns. It’s all about email marketing, explained through 6 steps. The second phase is a case study of how Igor made $100,000 with his email marketing approach; he used a webinar to catch clients, and the following emails increased his sales. The last phase is a tutorial on how to get traffic from your campaigns; note this section is solely about paid traffic, so don’t expect SEO and similar approaches.

There are other bonuses as well, including tips for you to revive a failed email list, Igor’s recommendations regarding affiliate promotions (don’t take them as rules since they’re probably oversaturated), and some email swipes.

There’s also a bunch of templates you can use for your affiliate marketing campaigns and a list with Igor’s favorite CPA networks.

Coaching

You can reach out to Igor on his live webinars if you have any questions needing answers. It’s your gateway to solve any doubts about the contents inside the course or just about the business model in general.

The only issue about this support is that you need to schedule yourself so that you can be available during the call’s time. That can be hard while you’re starting out since you’re going through applying all the lessons, and it’s sadly the time you’re probably going to need it the most.

Final Verdict

Igor is a pretty good affiliate marketer, and the numbers he’s done speak for themselves and are certainly amazing. He’s not a newcomer or a fake entrepreneur, and you can see that in the way he speaks as much as you can see it on his reputation and occasional associates.

In fact, the content inside this course is actually good, but it feels like a random conglomerate of different lessons mashed together. It has good content, but it needs work on its structure, and its seeming randomness may be confusing for newcomers.

Finally, there’s a money-back guarantee, but it’s a bit of an annoying process. You can ask for a refund, but you need to provide your 6-step checklist as proof it didn’t work before you get a refund.

In other words, refunds are based on your performance and proving that you failed despite this course’s teachings.

It’s not as bad as not having a refunds policy or asking students to watch only like 10% of your program, but it’s definitely worth considering before getting this course.

Best Alternative

If you’re OK with the content and price, then go for it, as you’ll probably learn at least a couple new tips.

However, you can get my favorite course for $800 less if you buy Savage Affiliates by Franklin Hatchett. Unlike a focused course like Igor’s, Savage Affiliates is a single stop you can use to get all the knowledge necessary to start your affiliate business on solid footing.

Beside what you’ll learn from Igor, it also has modules on SEO, Google, Snapchat, even chat bots, and it covers both free and paid advertisement in those branches and a lot more that would take me an entire section to mention entirely.

Franklin Hatchett is also a winner from the 2 Comma Club, and he’s one of the most famous faces in eCommerce and affiliate marketing, so you’re not lowering your author’s status.

I hope you found this review useful and if you have any questions, please comment down below. I’ll be more than happy to assist you.

Once again, thanks for reading my Elite Affiliate Pro Review and I wish you the best of luck.

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