#are you kidding me lmfao i WISH i was lying. i'd have so much more money and a stable job and no worries every time i take meds that it

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https://www.tumblr.com/jewish-microwave-laser/759470606790115328/ngl-i-kinda-love-going-into-surgery-or-whatever

Tag this as “Munchausen syndrome symptoms” because that is word for word what this is. Enjoy the attention while it lasts then get a new source.

no lmfao??? munchausen is considered "factitious disorder imposed on self" because it needs to be factitious (artificially created) and a disorder (getting in the way of one's quality of life). i'm simply a cripple with too many responsibilities and a history of being ignored by doctors, who likes being taken seriously and being taken care of every once in a while

also, i do have a different source. like i said on the fucking post, i'm a massive sub. i'm a puppy player even. i black boots. i get tied up. i get hit. do you want me to go on or are you done with your armchair psychology?