#are deafening

[galoogamelady]

Since y'all call any Dragonborn character "Dark Urge" now

[beif0ngs]

lmao a moment of silence for Lucci who thought he was hot sh*t in the face of a Sun God 🙏

[prokopetz]

Look, I have no objection to video games inventing hot girl versions of major historical figures in principle, but if your girl!Rasputin isn't tall, gaunt and filthy, I don't even know what we're doing here.

[orangekingfisher]

if you cant feel the bass in your pussy the song isn't good enough

[astronomodome]

sudden weed joke

(transcript under cut)

Transcript:

[Scar (POV), Skizz, and Cub are mining Ore Mountain on stream. They’re talking about places Scar would like- he says he doesn’t like it in places that are too flat.]

Skizz: You know what, you- I think you- I really like Colorado, dude. Lot of-

Scar: Too high.

Skizz: -big, beautiful mountains… too high?

Scar: Yeah, it’s too high.

Cub: Do you mean that in terms of, uh, the mountains? [Scar starts snickering] Or in terms of… a certain… recreational…..

[A pause as Scar laughs]

Scar: No, it’s too high of altitude, I get- I would get worn down pretty quick there.

Cub: Thank you for the clarification there.

Scar: Yeah, sorry, I just [snickers]

[weekindecember]

like. let's circle back did they really just buy and wear the precious baby angel shirts for fun. they have to be photocard/outfit video/m&g look rejects... right? the alternative is so unbelievably sinister

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

Deafening Silence by Igor Kieryluk

[terriblepersongreatseamonster]

YouTube comments that amused me pt. 2

[sable-skies]

about to finish four's last animatic: here are some frames i really like :]

[essektheylyss]

World Wizard Entertainment Final: FUCKING TROUBLE

(And is Vince McSam in the room with us now?)

Well folks, this is it. The final.

We've lost some good wizards along the way. Also some evil ones. Probably some neutral ones as well, I dunno, this wasn't the alignment quiz. We've campaigned, cat-fought, and cried crocodile tears for who was the most wizard, who was the strongest wizard, and sometimes, who just made the funniest argument.

And in this last round, we've had to say goodbye—for now, but not forever—to our champion, our guiding star, our last hope....

A moment of silence... for Veth's Big Naturals.

But do you know what? It's what she and her huge, wizardly knockers (and, maybe, somehow, also Cerrit's roguely big naturals?) would've wanted. Her boy, Caleb Widogast, in the final round, up against the Calamity's dearest heart of hearts, Laerryn Coramar-Seelie.

Pfffft, alright, enough of that heartfelt fuckery.

There's no crying in wizardry, as they say! If you want to see previous polls, rankings, and methodology, please check the tag here. Otherwise, let's get to the trash talk!

(But for real, again, keep it weird and funny, not just... mean. Contrary to popular belief, people can in fact tell the difference. This is for fun.)

Our final round match-up, wizard to wizard:

So come, one and all, and vote for the last wizard remaining! Laerryn, give it your best shot. And Caleb, AVENGE THOSE TOTS!

[kvlen]

[crystalchespin]

to find comfort in the sickness

[p4nishers]

no because loki LOVED to talk and now their silence is fucking deafening. we’re left with mobius and silence and a tangible absence that could almost be someone’s presence if you miss them hard enough, and mobius misses loki like a vital organ. eating the drywall.

oh you wanna get fucked up YOU WANNA GET FUCKED UP

[prokopetz]

A guy I game with asked it you can be a hot guy in Fuck the Moon. He told me that the inherent hotness mushrooms isn't universal. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(With reference to this post here.)

Of course. There's no reason you can't describe your drone-body as shaped like a hot guy – though I'm given to understand that, as far as humanoid mushroom people go, short ladies with improbably large breasts are more in fashion these days.

[royalarchivist]

Foolish: Oh, come on, let me know! I won't even visit, I won't even visit!

Jaiden: Yeah, I mean like, Foolish knows everything! You can't- you can't give one of us information, and not the other! We know the same amount of things as each other!

Foolish: Like I know Jaiden actually has six toes.

Jaiden: [Laughs] Yup, that's- it's true!

Bad: Huh! [Takes out a book and starts writing]

Jaiden: Why are you writing that down, you freak!

[Jaiden and Foolish both crack up]

Bad: Look, you never know what information is gonna be useful!

Jaiden: You fcking weirdo– [She hits him with her Extendo Grip] I'm not going on vacation with you!

[puppyeared]

Design notes (+ a little Portal clownery)