#are NOT ideal advice-givers. So. Anyway. John doesn't know what the fuck to do but eventually he just gives up on avoiding dirk and fightin
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imagine a dirkjohn "meetcute" where dirk just shows up at john's apartment one day and he's like nice to meet you. i'm your boyfriend. and john is just like Do I Know You.
#richie rambles#dirk is a weird freak and say what you want. but he'd do this.#he becomes obsessed w john from afar and fucking STALKS HIM until he knows john's schedule and all that shit. and then he's like yeah hi. i#ur bf. deal w it.#and john doesn't quite know what to do w this. he consults his friends and they are decidedly No Help bc say what u will but the beta kids#are NOT ideal advice-givers. So. Anyway. John doesn't know what the fuck to do but eventually he just gives up on avoiding dirk and fightin#with him and what do u know????? dirks FUCKING INSANE plan works!!!! they start dating#bc if anyone could pull it off it would be dirk. so.#sorry i was listenig to this song and i just found this premise SO GODDAMN FUNNY#like. idk. dirkjohn nation can you hear me#dirkjohn#Dirk Strider#John Egbert#Homestuck
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