#archer is rapidly becoming my favourite captain just because he's that ridiculous
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"Have you ever heard of... the Temporal Cold War?! I need your clothes, your boots and the command codes for Enterprise."
Archer. Buddy. Captain. Babygirl. You have 80 underlings and can't even feed your dog on time. Let T'Pol handle this.
#star trek#ent#the more i see of archer the more star trek as a whole makes sense#starfleet command really looked at this clown and decided he should be in charge of the first warp 5 ship & handle diplomacy#like lol y'know?#AND HE DIDN'T EVEN GIVE PORTHOS HIS CHEESE#the doorstop is getting extra cheese in honour of porthos#i know it's bad for her but she's double digits old#archer is rapidly becoming my favourite captain just because he's that ridiculous#outstanding achievements: gets beaten up as a first contact strategy and only fell onto a control panel in main engineering once ⭐#so far#the episode never tells us if archer ever fed porthos after all#i can only assume phlox took care of it#archer: who are you? phlox: i'm your doctor but also a better captain
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