#apparently she had a scholarship to a d1 school for soccer so that did give me a bit of an ego boost i won't lie
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thinking about the first (and only) yellow card i've ever gotten is when i was chasing down someone and our feet got tangled up and we both fell. but the other team sucked and started complaining to the ref so i got carded for it which was kinda cool (my first card!) but also super annoying (literally i've done fouls way worse than that if i'm gonna get a card let it be for like. me actually trying to foul her). and then on the free kick right after i was marking another girl and you best believe i take marking seriously. she kept trying to get past me and obviously i wasn't letting her because that's my job and she told me to "stop riding [her] dick" which. lol okay. anyways she was shoving me and since she was like half a foot shorter than me i just kinda stood there and took it while doing this exact pose
arms up and everything (to ensure i had plausible deniability because i may or may not have been shoving her too just a little but also we were right next to the box so i wasn't gonna do anything stupid). the ref came over to us and was like stop doing that! and she huffed and puffed and stopped but then immediately started again as soon as he walked away. i was the very picture of innocence with my hands in the air like that so i didn't stop anything i just kept on doing what i was supposed to! anyways as soon as her teammate took the free kick i did trip her because she was pissing me off
#i also nearly gave one of them a concussion right before halftime when i cleared the ball and it hit her in the head point blank#i was genuinely a little worried for my safety going into the second half their entire team was MAD at me#but i was mad at them too and like. usually that's not good and it makes me play worse but this time it literally put me above my a-game#they had a middy/9 who was destroying us and then my coach moved me to her side and i effortlessly shut her down for the rest of the game#i'm not even lying when i say it was effortless. i know i should be humble but literally it was so easy#apparently she had a scholarship to a d1 school for soccer so that did give me a bit of an ego boost i won't lie#ALSO so many of them kept calling me a cunt. funniest game of soccer i have ever played#ivy.txt#ughhhhhhhhh i miss playing i need to start remembering in advance when the summer kickarounds are so i stop being busy and can go to them
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