#apparently my tagging system is really bad cos i can't find like half my fics

[flowercrown-bard]

My Writing Masterpost

Geralt/Jaskier:

Choose-your-own-adventure:

I wish I’d done things different, oh, I wish I’d made it right

AO3

During the dragon hunt, Destiny grants Geralt a chance to fix things with Jaskier and the reader gets to help Geralt prevent the break-up or apologize to Jaskier afterwards. Featurung for example amnesia, drunk meetings, curses and dragons (happy, neutral and bad endings, MCD in some of these endings, story length between 7k and 16k)

I Follow the Path You Choose

AO3

Geralt and Jaskier spend the winter together, either at Kaer Morhen or Oxenfurt. Featuring for example curses, jealousy, fluff (only happy endings, story length between 7k and 17k)

One Shots:

Don’t leave me hanging

AO3 / tumblr

Geralt hands Jaskier over to a baron who had set a reward for the bard. Geralt is not prepared to find out that the baron will have Jaskier hanged. (1.7k)

As Though They Were Nightingales

AO3  / tumblr

Jaskier is an old man and Geralt has to come to terms with Jaskier's fading memory (~2k)

Hold me close, don't ask for more    

AO3 / tumblr

Geralt and Jaskier are cudding and Geralt is afraid he will disappoint Jaskier, because he doesn't want to have sex. (written for ace week) (1.7k)

If only you meant it    

AO3  / tumblr

Jaskier keeps telling Geralt that he loves him. And Geralt -like the idiot that he is- keeps thinking that Jaskier is only joking. (~3k)

How to touch a man's muscles without looking gay

AO3  / tumblr

Jaskier comes up with a lot of (stupid) excuses to touch Geralt’s muscles without looking like he wants to touch Geralt’s muscles. (3k)

Colours in the Night

AO3  / tumblr

Geralt wants to show Jaskier the Northern lights during his fist winter at Kaer Morhen. Surprisingly, Lambert is helpful (1k)

Snowflakes on Eyelashes   

AO3 / tumblr

Winter in Oxenfurt sucks. It's all grey skies and muddy rain and cold. The only thing making it enjoyable this year is that Geralt is there with Jaskier. Oh, and that for some unknown reason it is snowing, something that hadn't happened in years. (1.7k)

A Roach by Any Other Name

AO3  / tumblr

Jaskier finds out that all of Geralt's horses are called Roach (2k)

Santa Claus is coming to town

AO3  / tumblr

(previously titled “hohoho” which was just the worst name ever lmao) Geralt really doesn’t want to play Santa for the primary school, unlike Jaskier, who may or may not be a bit pissed that this handsome stranger got the part. There is only one possible solution: They have to meet again to discuss Geralt's audacity. (2k)

Love that Loathsome Laugh

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Geralt is ashamed of his laugh and tries his best to hide it from Jaskier. After all, how could the man with the pretty laugh not be disgusted by Geralt's hideous one? (1.4k)

Roses and Cornflowers    

AO3  / tumblr

Geralt has a secret admirer who gives him flowers. The problem is that Geralt is a florist and mildly pissed off that his secret admirer suports his competitor (3k)

Of Beards and Bards

AO3 / tumblr

Geralt trusts Jaskier to shave his beard. This is a mistake (1.4k)

To Keep Jaskier (Away)

AO3 / tumblr  / podfic

Geralt realises that spring has become his favourite season because he gets to reunite with Jaskier (883 words)

Cracked Marble

AO3  / tumblr

Jaskier sees Geralt with black eyes (1.5k)

Never Again

AO3 / tumblr

Geralt taking care of Jaskier when they get caught in a snowstorm on their way to Kaer Morhen (2k)

I meant to do that. Obviously.

AO3  / tumblr

The first time Geralt gets swallowed by a selkimore is an accident but he won’t admit that (1k)

The stars above the Path

AO3 / tumblr

Geralt takes Jaskier stargazing (>1k)

Hooked on a Feeling

AO3 / tumblr

Geralt and Jaskier move into a new place together (1k)

Flora and - yikes! - Fauna

AO3 / tumblr

Jaskier makes flower crowns, not realising that the flowers would attract bugs (3k)

Anything you can do, I can do better

AO3 / tumblr

Geralt and Jaskier challenge each other to prove that they can do everything the other can do, which leads to increasingly intimate situations (no smut tho) (5k)

The Colour of Cornflowers

AO3 / tumblr

A soulmate AU, in which Geralt’s mutations make it impossible for him to see colour, even after he met his soulmate (3k)

(Before) it’s too late

AO3 / tumblr

Jaskier wakes up tied back to back with Geralt. There is no hope of escape and they’re running out of time before the one who put them there will come back. (presumed mcd, blood, injury, 7k)

Oh, what’s in a name?

AO3 / tumblr

Geralt accidentally calls Jaskier by the wrong name - Roach - and Jaskier finds out that actually that’s a compliment. (3k)

Singing in the rain

AO3 / tumblr

Modern AU: Geralt wouldn't have gotten caught in the rain if it weren't for that busker with the annoyingly beautiful smile. And to make things worse, Geralt and the busker are now seeking shelter from the rain under the same umbrella. (2.5k)

He didn’t say it out loud

AO3 / tumblr

Jaskier helps Geralt come down from his potions (1k)

I’m lost (I’m found) in you

AO3 / tumblr

Ciri gets lost in Fae!Jaskier’s woods and Geralt follows to save her (5k)

Talk to me, Geralt

AO3 / tumblr

After an unfortunate encounter with a mage, Geralt refuses to speak with Jaskier. Not a single word or even grunt leaves his lips. Of course, Jaskier takes that in the worst way possible  (3k)

To the place up on our hill

AO3 / tumblr

Geralt meets up with Jaskier, bringing him flowers, as he does every year on their anniversary. (MCD, 1k)

Congealed

AO3 / tumblr

Jaskier, heartbroken about his unrequited love for Geralt, asks a fae for help. The fae gives him the opposite of what he wanted. (1.6k)

You must have some review for me

AO3 /tumblr

Jaskier keeps asking Geralt for three-word reviews. He's not very happy with the results. Until he is. (3.6k)

Three Little Words

AO3 / tumblr  

Geralt can’t say ‘I love you’, so he finds other three-word-sentences to mean the same thing (1k)

Three Words or Less

AO3 /tumblr

after being teased for falling in love quickly - sometimes after exchanging less than three words with someone - Jaskier embraces how easily he can give his heart away. (>1k)

The kindest cruelty

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Jaskier’s captors try to break his mind by making him believe over and over again that Geralt has come to save him (1.5k)

Getting used to you

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Jaskier hates the sound of Geralt sharpening his swords until one day he doesn’t anymore

You’ve no clue how to sew

AO3 / tumblr

Geralt teaches Jaskier embroidery

Ghost at Oxenfurt

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Geralt takes a contract on a ghost that’s haunting the Oxenfurt Academy

Mine

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Fae!Jaskier is protecting his witcher from a Leshy

How to protect your witcher

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Geralt reflects on the ways in which Jaskier protects him

The Moonlit Dancer

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Every child of Oakwood Valley knows the tale of the Moonlit Dancer, who is still searching for his dance partner

Wishing upon Dandelions

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the greater the wish, the more Dandelions are needed. And Jaskier has a pretty big wish to make

The horses of Kaer Morhen

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As a child, Geralt runs away from Kaer Morhen with his horse and meets a boy who has also run away from home

Series of one shots:

untitled Rooster!Jaskier series (Jaskier&Geralt)

Valdo curses Jaskier into a rooster. Chaos and terrible puns ensue

How Valdo Marx cocks up a curse and Jaskier doesn't chicken out of taking his revenge / tumblr  (2k)

He That Would Have Eggs Must Endure The Cackling Of Hens  / tumblr (2.6k)

Started out rocky, but now they're both cocky / tumblr (3k)

How hard can it be? (Geralt/Jaskier)

 To Geralt’s dismay, Jaskier adopts a baby griffin. Like how hard it can be being a mother of a cute but deadly baby?

Nothing More Charming / tumblr (1.8k)

Daisies, daisies, perched upon your forehead /tumblr (1.8k)

Would things be easier? / tumblr (2k)

Someone to come back to / tumblr (2k)

I made new friends

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Jaskier comes up with names for his new mouse-friends 

Autumn leaves

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Geralt likes to catch leaves as they fall from the trees

Multi-chapter fics:

The Song of the White Wolf (will always be sung alone) 

AO3

After the mountain Jaskier stumbles across a white wolf that acts suspiciously human-like (35k)

Always Lose-Lose

AO3

A story of how Geralt and Jaskier fell in love and Jaskier got kidnapped by Nilfgaard (125k)

The Boy Who Ran

AO3 / tumblr: part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5 / part 6

Jaskier is somewhat Fae-ish and Geralt doesn’t know (24k)

Sour Stench and Sunshine Scent

AO3 / tumblr: part 1 / part 2

Geralt keeps a journal about the different things he smells. He can’t understand what Jaskier smells like when he looks at Geralt (5k)

I Scream a Truth, You Hear a Lie

AO3 / tumblr: part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5 / bonus chapter

In order to prove that witchers aren’t unlovable, Jaskier claims to be Geralt’s husband. Fake Marriage AU (21k)

Nothing is Too Much

AO3 / tumblr: part 1 / this (<- part 2. tumblr won’t let me name it correctly for some reason)

Character Study about how Geralt claims to feel nothing and Jaskier is always told that he feels too much (1k)

Birds Still Sing When They Fall From the Sky

AO3 / tumblr: part 1 /  part 2 /  part 3  /  part 4  / part 5  / part 6  / part 7/  part 8   /  part 9 /  part 10 /  part 11  /  part 12  / part 13 / part 14 / part 15 /  part 16 / part 17 / part 18 / part 19 / part 20 / part 21 / part 22 / part 23 / part 24 kind of belongs to this

They retire to the coast and Geralt has to learn to deal with Jaskier aging (eventual major character death. 86k)

To give without knowing

AO3 / tumblr  masterpost

Geralt carves animals out of wood. When Jaskier finds one of them and believes it was a gift from the fae, Geralt starts secretly giving them to Jaskier (107k)

To keep you warm, though my hands are cold

AO3

Sequel to “to give without knowing”. Jaskier decides to knit things for Geralt, which would be a great idea, if it wasn’t for one tiny problem: Jaskier has no idea how to knit (11k, ongoing)

A new us will begin

AO3 / tumblr: part 1   / part 2 / part 3  / part 4  / part 5 / part 6  / part 7 / part 8 / part 9 / part 10 / part 11 / part 12 / part 13 / part 14

Reincarnation AU, in which Jaskier gets reborn again and again with no memory of his past life. He’ll only regain his memory once his and Geralt’s eyes meet again. (MCD, 85k, not finished yet, two more chapters to go)

Gen:

One Shots:

If I’m Good

AO3 / tumblr

During his first winter at Kaer Morhen, Jaskier has a panic attack because he thinks the witchers don’t really want him to be there (1.8k)

A comforting embrace

AO3 / tumblr

Still thinking that he was the one with the Djinn wishes, Jaskier is overcome by guilt for killing Valdo Marx and goes to Cidaris to visit the troubadour's grave (3k)

I’d rather eat cake

AO3 / tumblr

Ace!Valdo Marx thinks that everyone else is exaggerating when they say how hot someone is (1k)

Did it work?

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Dandelion is aro and also an idiot, so he’s trying to find out what would happen if he drank a love potion. Geralt is there possibly for damage control and to make fun of his friend

Friend of a friend

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Jaskier and Roach might not be getting along, but Geralt loves Roach, so Jaskier will do everything he can to make sure the old shrew is alright (5k)

Give it your all

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mini sequel to “To give without knowing” and “To keep you warm though my hands are cold”. Ciri-centric, with background Geralt/Jaskier

Eskel’s anger

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Eskel doesn’t allow himself to feel angry because he needs to be the responsible one

Jaskier/Eskel:

one shots:

Be still my bleating heart

AO3 / tumblr

Eskel is on a hunt for a griffin when a brightly dressed bard shows up and tries to set the little goat that Eskel wanted to use as bait free (2k)

The Way to a Poet’s Heart

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Jaskier finds anonymously posted poems on notice boards and gets angry because they talk badly about witchers. Little does he know they were written by a witcher with self esteem issues (5k)

Multi-Chapter:

Poems for the Poet

AO3 

The Way to a Poet’s Heart from Eskel’s pov (8k, on hiatus)

Valdo/ Jaskier:

One shots:

Beetles and Buttercups

AO3 / tumblr

Valdo Marx pines for Jaskier (1k)

What to give if not a kiss?

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Jaskier draws Valdo’s name for the bardic Secret Santa. The catch? If Valdo doesn’t guess correctly that the gift came from Jaskier, they’ll have to kiss (6k)

Brainstorming for fics:

Trouble at Kaer Morhen (Eskel&Geralt centric)

Thin Ice (fae!Geralt/ fae!Jaskier)

Burn Butcher Burn! (Geralt associating fire with good things and then with very bad things)

When White Wolves Realise (Geralt’s childhood dream gets crushed and then fulfilled)

The Artist’s Biggest Struggle (Jaskier has writer’s block and Geralt tries to inspire him)

Task Failed Successfully

Ambassador Jaskier and Warlord Geralt

Bacreia:

Sabil&Nadya:

The Thief

The Princess

Kira/Riya:

The Dead Girl and the Angel