#apparently he isn't super dejected that I declined the offer because and I QUOTE
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oh yes ladies I was asked out (on a DATE) last week and I'm still cry-laughing over it because WOW that went down SO badly
#think like mr collins meets eeyore but incredibly fixated on politics and thinks art and literature are a waste of time#apparently he isn't super dejected that I declined the offer because and I QUOTE#'she's a nice girl and has a nice personality and if i were to have a girlfriend she has the traits i'd want my girlfriend to have#however i'm not actually attracted to her' like BRO why did you ask me on a DATE THEN ???????? huh????????#anyway men continue to be a mystery to me NO idea how their minds work#i have learned since that this boy almost never showers and is a bit of a slob so i may have dodged a bullet#he thinks i have a nice personality because i just gave up arguing with him at one point. some of his ideas on 'wives submitting#to husbands' and all that sort of thing are super alarming and i didn't have the energy to muster up a rational argument against some of hi#wilder ideas. anyway this was such a bizarre experience not gonna lie#in other unrelated news i have concluded that if a boy wishes to grow out facial hair in order to look like a man#it rather makes him look like he's TRYING to look like a man. that's all i got on that#lads i suppose the tail end of this equates to what a wild world this is...... he also happens to be friends with the ex boyfriend#every once in a while i think life is going to go quiet and peaceful and then something bonkers like this happens! lol
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