#apaurin didn't help
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sirnica · 1 year ago
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List of demands for my next love interest of any kind when I finally come to my senses:
Punctual! I cannot deal with these slow ass bitches who think clock is a suggestion!
The happiest go luckiest mother effer in the world. I have depression and anxiety! Why am I always the sunshine in these grumpy sunshine situations?! Hakuna matata mother fuckers.
At least marginally more put together than I am. That's not so difficult. I'm a fucking mess.
Big fuckin boobs. I'm taking D cups at least! I'm lesbian because I like women and their boobs!
Since I'm being petty:
And what's up with these short ass names for pets? Mia? Ella? That's what people call their rabbits!
I need me a Jovana, or a Sabiha, or Azemina or a Gertrude.
The last one is mean and petty and I know it.
And the most important one:
Actually likes me!
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