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deermouth · 1 year ago

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I generally have a grudge against Halloween decor, because I think a lot of it is cute, but then it's all cheap plastic crap that's already chipped or will start to the moment you take it home. With that in mind: look, Michaels, if I wanted to decorate my house with dirty legbones I'd just go find some real ones in the woods or something.

#desc in alt text #i know most people dont want to shell out for like real bones and nice glass jars and handmade decor but #IT'S PLASTIC IT'S ALL PLASTIC AAAAA #relatedly did you know michaels just doesnt sell wool yarn #they have like 3 cotton options and the rest are poly/acrylic lmfao #anyways. this michaels is in a mall that i guess isn't technically dead #but you can't get to any of the stores from the inside. all those doors are closed.#was informed this by a woman witha shopping cart as i was wandering confusedly around the completely empty halls #but why was SHE in there? mall spirit?#really added to the experience of going to a michaels imo

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