#anyways idk if i'll actually write this;;; i should be updating my mcl fanfic really but you never know

[moonyistired]

so if you're in the undertale selfship fandom you know about harems and anti harems, but get ready for my completely original idea tm: anti anti harem

y'know the deal. ramble under the read more

you know the deal. four to five pairs of AU skelebros all in one house. they're all dating this one girl.

except she's genuinely nice and a good friend of the MC and the MC lives with them cause c'mon with all those people in one house the rent is gonna be unmatched, and they're all pretty decent friends. also MC is online dating napstablook.

I TRICKED YOU THIS WAS ACTUALLY ALL A PLOY FOR ME TO WRITE NAPSTABLOOK FANFIC!!

CHERISH THE GHOST. SMOOCH THE GHOST.

anyways, random fanfic thoughts:

skeletons' SO sitting in the kitchen table with a notebook and a calendar absolutely devastated because she has more boyfriends than there are days in the week but she doesn't want any of them to feel left out

MC plays an electric violin cause i really like violin music and have recently discovered that electric violins are indeed a thing and they look awesome. also i'll cause everyone psychic damage by making them play dance of thorns with it.

blooky struggles with whether or not finding a physical body would be a good idea because they do really prefer being a ghost but also they want to be able to hug and kiss MC when they meet in person

also i need to design a body for the ruins ghost. all the cousins must be reunited. i'm thinking like a plushie body. they yearn for the cotton.

alternatively: much like skeletons' SO dates all of the skelebros (who refer to each other as 'cousins' despite the fact that they are obviously just the same two people multiple times), MC may date all of the ghost cousins so i can make a really stupid joke (duo of cousinfuckers)

was kinda thinking about MC and napstablook having met in an online game. maybe i could make it so napstablook's physical body is modeled after their online avatar.

anyways i really don't see napstablook having a *permanent* physical body like- ever. they'd really just be possessing something (most likely a robot cause that's just a classic) and then leaving when it wasn't needed anymore. physical body is for smooches and hugs and ghost body is for everything else