#anyways enjou is going to be your best friend in this

[definitelynotafurinasimp]

Thank you so much for the "Them with a cursed reader from Khaenri'ah", it was so great!!.

Im somehow sad, I lost my 50/50 in the banner of Raiden (I dont have Raiden), in the 75 pulls I got Jean C2, Sara C1 and Bennet C6, soo may I have a another request?

In the misadventures of Abyss herald reader, what if the traveler and paimon go to Enkanomiya, but got the help of Reader, Raiden Ei, Ganyu and Yae miko (separeted), there they meet again Enjou (Enjou and Abyss Herald reader are best friends even if Reader dont follow the abyss), so when Enjou see Abyss Herald reader and ask them "your friends?" Reader is like "yeah and my girlfriend" ( pointing out Ei/Ganyu/Yae and its when Enjou become the Cloud reteiner of reader, spilling a lot of embarrasing facts about reader, how they become friends, etc and its only when reader its about to hit them to shut him up , Enjou say to Ei/Ganyu/Yae "please take care of them, they may be an idiot that like to eat a lot, but its my best friend and congratulations for the relationship, I will wait for the invitation for the weeding!" and disappear

How Ei, Ganyu and yae will react about the embarrasing info of reader (you can chose whats the info), the congratulation and meeting one of the Abyss Herald reader friends

Them with a cursed reader from Khaenri'ah part 2

part of the 'misadventures of Abyss herald reader' series / part 1

characters: Ei/Ganyu/Yae Miko x gn!reader (seperate)

warnings: none

a/n: I decided to do the part up until their reactions just once, since it basically would be the same everywhere anyways, so I hope that's no problem for you. I also did a big mistake by skipping the voice-lines of Enjou since I have the audio on japanese and had basically no idea about how iconic his english dub is, but I watched it on youtube, so I hope I got him right.

Oh and also rip for you loosing your 50/50, I know how it feels, I only won my first ever 50/50 to Yoimiya, which I'm really happy about, since I love her, but still.

Anyway, hope you enjoy!

After your past and your secret were discovered, you expected you everyday live to change drastically. But the only thing that was different from before, was that you didn’t have to keep any big secrets anymore. There were the occasional smaller ones, but nothing too dramatic. You still tried to avoid using your Abyss Herald form any longer than necessary, but when the traveller asked you and lover to help them explore Enkanomiya as a way to pay them back for their help in the past, you were forced to transform a lot of times.

Just when it looked like the three of you had finally finished your exploration, the little fairy accompanying the traveller pointed somewhere into the distance.

“Look! There’s Enjou. What is he doing here?”, hearing that name alone made you freeze, and when you looked in the direction and made eye-contact with the Abyss Lector. You hadn’t even had the chance to turn around and leave, before he had already caught up to you.

“I can’t believe it, y/n! When was the last time we met? It had to be ages ago”, he greeted you excitedly, something which made your companions stare at you with a confused look on their faces.

“You two know each other?”, the traveller asked. Once the words left their mouth, Enjou’s head instantly turned into their direction.

“Oh, it’s you. Of course we know each other. We are best friends”, he said, but when Paimon looked at you and awaited your answer, you simply mumbled something about being acquaintances with him. What followed was a marathon of all kinds of stories about your past, each one more embarrassing than the last one. Only at the end, when you decided to stop him, did he notice your significant other.

“Oh is that your wife?”, he asked while turning back to you, but before she had a chance to say anything, an answer came out of your mouth.

“No, just my girlfriend. Don’t you have anything more important to do than standing here and talking about the past?”, you asked, with your annoyance written clearly all over your face. It was then, that the Abyss Lector jerked as if he just then realised what he was actually trying to do.

“You know what? You’re right. It was nice to see you again and I regret not being able to see you earlier, but you know where you can find me, so don’t forget to invite me to your wedding”, he made a playful gesture at you before teleporting away, not leaving anyone time to respond.

You tried to mask your blush as good as possible before you heard a voice from behind you.

“Wedding?”

Ei

Ei of course knew what a wedding was, while there were many new things in Inazuma that confused her, the concept of humans binding each other by marriage already existed before she shut herself in the Plane of Euthymia. What she didn’t understand was why you would have a wedding to invite your friend to, when you already had her.

“Why would you have a wedding when you’re already with me?”, she asked herself out loud, something that made it clear for you, that she thankfully didn’t understand Enjou’s teasing as such.

“Yeah, I have no idea what he meant with that. Anyway, let’s move on, I can’t wait to finally relax at home”, you decided to play it off as if Ei wasn’t the only one that didn’t understand it before eyeing the traveller and their companion, to not explain it to her.

Ganyu

Even though Ganyu lived for thousands of years, most of the time was spent with working for Rex lapis, so every mention of anything having to do with romance always caused her head to get flooded with too much blood. But the mentions of you and her having a wedding brought her flusteredness to completely new levels.

“N-not that I have anything against it, in fact I would love to someday, but-”, Ganyu stopped her nervous rambling once she realised what she was saying and immediately tried to correct herself, only to then panic once again when worrying that she might have accidentally said something that could have insulted you.

“Don’t worry Ganyu, I know what you mean. Let’s get back home and forget everything that happened”, you finally stopped her cycle of panicking and she quickly agreed with you, but it would be some time before one of you had enough courage to even look at the other without getting completely flustered.

Yae Miko

It would have been a lie for Yae to say that she wasn’t surprised to hear what the Abyss Lector had to say, but instead of getting embarrassed, she decided to continue in his footsteps and tease you even more. How couldn’t she? Your reactions to such small calibre teases were already adorable enough, so it would be a waste to not do anything.

All it took for you to figure out what was happening in Miko’s brain was to see the smug on her face. And while you were already blushing from what happened just moments before, it was nothing compared to the dread you were feeling now. Your first priority was damage-control, and so you decided to drag Yae as far from the traveller as possible. And while the teasing that followed was almost too much to bear, you at least made sure that nobody except the two of you would get to hear it.

[shiny-jr]

heard you were open to ideas on genshin~ thus i present to you: favored characters falling out of the player's favor.

ig this takes place in the "default" sagau where the player is just a guiding force/otherwordly entity that the playable cast is aware of but doesn't necessarily worship. imagine a player who has been maining/stanning this one unit for a ridiculously long time. as in their ingame pfp, namecard bg, and signature was dedicated to this one unit. but then the player hears of a new unit who is going to be released eventually.

normally this wouldn't be any threat to the favored char since the player has always stayed true to them even if they pulled on other banners. but this time, they overhear the player talking to their friends about how this new unit might just the One to kick them off first place.

the other chars might be a little smug at the favored char once they catch wind of this since its about time someone put them in their place, even if theyre bitter that a new char who isn't even aware of the player's existence gets their favor despite the existing chars trying their best to get the player's attention for more than a few moments at a time.

not necessarily a request, just some food for thought hehe

and no, this is totally not because ive been stanning zhongli ever since his debut and made his namecard my phone homescreen and ever since i saw the early ayato leaks have been going mmmm ayato 👀 maybe hes the One to kick zhongli off his spot

Okay, but this is actually low-key what I've been doing. See, I started genshin during the first Zhongli banner, so like November of 2020, but despite wishing for him until the very end, I never got him. I got another geo boy: Albedo, during his first banner. I didn't love him, I actually kinda disliked him in the beginning but he grew on me with his story quest and event. People said I acted like him, which is ironic considering he was like my main. I don't plan to change my profile picture, which is Albedo, but I've been using him less and less on my team. Not to mention Ayato coming out soon.

I don't even like Ayato, personality and design-wise, at least at the moment. The only reason I'm even considering wishing for him is because he looks like a very useful hydro user, and he's voiced by Chris Hackney aka the guy who voiced the feral blonde Dimitri from Fire Emblem Three Houses. Chris Hackney now having a character and Enjou talking, were what brought me back to genshin after maybe a few months of not playing. But maybe I’ll skip him, who knows? 

Anyways, imagine taking a character off your team and they’re so angry with themselves/or confused/or broken-hearted. Until eventually you start seeing them in random places around the map. Is there an event because why is Kaeya just at the statue of the seven in Windrise? Why is Zhongli at your wishing spot? Etc. Whoever it was you took off your team, they're now just appearing at your favorite locations and they have dialogue lines you've never heard of.

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

I know we have a reverse au/reader is from the abyss au but in light of recent certain content (possible spoilers btw!)

What if reader was from Enkanomiya, had the blood of the watatsumi retainers, so they probably have those vishap forms (and a cool looking set of eyes) so they appear in liyue with a mask like Tsumi from the event! By this time, childe would have been turned into mothman and Zhongli is keeping an eye on him.

He is probably very curious about the not-so-human reader like??? You smell like a lizard but ur clearly a human... and the mask! Are u like him perhaps?

So he just... stays by your side, going all over you like some sort of cute dog curious about ur scent. He finds comfort in it after being with you for so long! Zhongli leaves him to you (and simultaneously leaving you to him, just in case)

And then in a hurt/comfort kind of deal, when mothman is revealed to be the one who nearly drowned liyue, everyone hated him obviously. So your only option was to go back to Enkanomiya and maybe spend your days there terrorizing the local hilichurl or two or maybe fighting some abyss herald or lector. Childe would find comfort in there, being near the abyss and constantly fighting!

Ofc since the reader is also a vassal/retainer of watatsumi, they welcome them with open arms so if it gets too lonely, reader and childe can have a date in Watatsumi :)

If you have any brainrots to add please I beg add them I love Enkanomiya and the continuous lore we are getting from it so adding my favorite mothman and Enkanomiya is a big glee from me!

HOLY HOLY SHIT YOU. YOU COME CLOSER. *SHAKES YOU* THIS IS AMAZING YES ENKANOMIYA MY BELOVED

(event spoilers abound lads!!!)

alright alright consider this- you're a descendant of the Vassals of Watatsumi and therefore have more experience and intuition when it comes to divine creatures like Vishaps or Archons or Abyssal monsters, yeah? what if you go to Liyue because you noticed the Abyssal darkness that Enjou (ENJOU MY BELOVED) released as part of the Abyss and Vishaps' deal beginning to affect the environment (maybe you're less affected at first because you're only partially non-human), and you want to seek help from an Archon who isn't the Raiden Shogun because she's not going to help anyways, and the next nearest nation is Liyue.

of course you're crushed to find that Rex Lapis is apparently dead, as he was basically the best choice to perhaps help you with this situation, and spend a few days wandering the city both to grieve and observe human life. eventually you run into Zhongli, who immediately sees that you're non-human and consoles you over Rex Lapis' "death" (Zhongli you FUCK) and you two quickly become friends. he keeps teaching you about life outside Enkanomiya and one day takes you back to his house, where you meet Childe.

and Childe is IMMENSELY curious about you, from your mask to your clothes to your odd scent to the mysterious Enkanomiya you mention in conversation, and he sticks around you and both of you become very, very close, which is exactly what Zhongli had in mind.

even though you're decently happy in Liyue, you DO want to go back to Enkanomiya and begin preparing for the trip back. Childe is crestfallen and whimpers and nudges your hands the entire time that you're planning a route- he desperately wants to stay with you, he likes you very much!!! Zhongli eventually asks you to take Childe with you, as he can't stay in the Harbor due to the Osial incident, and you agree as Childe chirps happily and snuggles against your neck.

when you get back to Enkanomiya, though, the entire land is shrouded in darkness from the Towers of the Void. Childe loves it, the Abyssal magic resonating with him and the thrill of battle returning, but he notices you're not faring well. in fact because you're a Vassal descendant the Abyssal darkness affects you as well, and you're gradually getting sicker as it poisons you. eventually it cumulates in you collapsing one day and not getting up when Childe nudges you, like a dead sort of sleep.

and so Childe's left alone again, with your ill, fretfully sleeping self.

[musicprincess655]

They moved to practice games earlier than Mei expected. 

Of course, he should’ve seen it coming. Asking so many pros to come together and be a team instantly was a bit too much. Everyone had their own egos, and those tended to be larger than the average person. Putting them in a game together and asking them to work together to win was a good way to overcome that. 

And Mei was bored. He hadn’t gotten a chance to play in the last two practice games against university teams, and now, Kazuya and Sawamura were in again, making use of Sawamura’s almost boundless stamina. Furuya and Enjou had gotten to play the first game, along with one of the relief pitchers for the last two innings. 

It was a little unusual to have three catchers on roster, but considering he, Sawamura, and Furuya all had unique pitching styles. Mei didn’t think it was too strange that they’d want to bring in the catchers they needed to capitalize on it. Kazuya, Mei knew, could handle him, but there had been a time when Itsuki could do so much better.

He’d finally looked Itsuki up after that first practice, looking at videos and seeing how he’d developed as a pro for the first time. Though Mei had made an effort to keep up with his former teammates’ careers, he’d never been able to bring himself to look at Itsuki’s. It had given him a feeling uncomfortably close to loss. 

Itsuki was good. He hadn’t lost any of the skill he’d had in high school, and his growth was obvious to anyone who knew what to look for. Itsuki wasn’t a flashy pitcher with reckless calls like Kazuya, and he wasn’t the kind to handle a bombastic pitcher like Enjou, but he had a quiet brilliance to his plays all the same. 

Mei had watched too long on a video of Itsuki calling a timeout for the battery. He wondered if Itsuki still told terrible puns to try and shake his pitcher out of a funk. 

“Tadano! Narumiya!” Mei jumped at the sound of his own name. “You two are going in next inning!”

“Coach, I can still pitch!” Sawamura complained. 

“No, you can’t,” Kazuya said, before the coach had a chance to. “Just listen and rest, idiot, we’re in this for the long haul.”

He used a hand on Sawamura’s shoulder to shove him to the bench, lingering in a way that had Mei looking twice. It wasn’t anything unusual for two people who’d been friends as long as the two of them, but...Mei knew Kazuya. 

He didn’t have time to dwell on it, though. He was finally getting a chance to play. 

Mei wasn’t naive enough to not realize why he and Itsuki hadn’t started like the other two main batteries had. Though he and Itsuki had improved in practice, they still couldn’t be trusted to start a game and win. Their battery was still obviously lacking something. 

“Let’s go, Narumiya-san,” Itsuki said. It weighed heavily on Mei’s heart as he made the jog to the mound. 

There was nothing explicitly wrong. Itsuki made his calls, and he made good ones. Mei followed them to the letter, except for a few he shook off, partially because he had a better idea and partially for old time’s sake. 

Only one of the batters on the other team managed to hit off him, and the infielders took care of that easily enough. When they walked back to the dugout, the coach had nothing to complain about. 

But Mei couldn’t stop grinding his teeth in frustration. He was so much better than this. Itsuki was so much better than this, and Mei would know that even if he hadn’t taken the time to confirm it. Even if they had done fine, they were both too good to settle for fine. There was no spark, nothing about their battery, nothing about his pitching that felt alive. He might as well be a pitching machine, for all the liveliness he’d managed to bring. 

They’d played better in high school, and he knew they were both better players now. As they finished out the game, while they were able to hold off any runs, Mei didn’t get the sense that they’d actually fixed anything. 

“It’s an improvement,” Kazuya offered, and he sounded like he actually meant it. Mei shot him a dirty side eye. “What? The two of you handled these batters fine.”

Still, though they’d manage to handle these batters, it didn’t mean they’d be able to handle the ones they’d be facing at the Olympics. Just handling college kids wouldn’t be good enough. 

“You know we could be better,” Mei said. 

“So why aren’t you?”

Kazuya probably didn’t mean for it to be probing or abrasive, but Mei didn’t want to talk about it anyway. He had to come up with something that would shift this whole terrible dynamic they had. 

Mei considered Itsuki’s shoulders, back turned to him. Shift their dynamic? He might actually have an idea. 

Tapping Itsuki on the shoulder, Mei jerked his head to the side, away from the rest of the group. It was high time he and Itsuki talked it out. Mei wasn’t ready for that, but he was ready to try extending an olive branch. 

“I have an offer,” Mei said. Itsuki just narrowed his eyes, obviously suspicious. 

“What?”

“I’ll call you by your family name,” Mei said. Itsuki’s brows only furrowed harder. “I’ll be as professional and respectful as you like. I’ll act like we’re two pros that just met and have to work together, if that’s what you want. Just...call me Mei.”

“Why?” Itsuki asked. “Why would that really matter?”

Because I can’t bear to hear you pretend we never meant anything to each other.

“We have to try something,” Mei said instead. “We were a good battery in high school. One of the best. We have to try and get that back.”

Itsuki stared at the sky, probably so he didn’t have to look at Mei. 

“We can never get high school back.” He let the air rush out of his mouth in a sad approximation of a laugh. “One of the best pitching games Koshien has ever seen? We didn’t even make Koshien that year. We failed in the final qualifier.”

“That was never on you,” Mei said. “It was always on me. It’s not your fault I wasn’t as strong as you needed me to be.”

Itsuki finally looked back at him. Now that Mei could see through all the anger to the pain hidden underneath, he wasn’t sure this was any better. 

“But I’m still the one that got burned.”

Itsuki turned and walked away. Mei stretched his hand out, trying to catch him, but he’d long since lost the right to reach out to Itsuki like this. 

He’d thrown it away himself.

[gnosticreign-a]

@reginrokkr​ asked: ✔ any muses you feel like doing this for if you have more than one! If not, the ones that catch your interest the best for Dain.

A quick and easy plotting guide | accepting!

honestly, for canons, it’s going to be either kaeya or zhongli at first thought, but mostly due to their overt connections to khaenri’ah and the archons. same for lumine and aether, both being very connected to dain in one way or the other.

oc-wise, i think it’d be interesting for coryn “the gods are literally just powerful people” or johanna “my father literally turned me into a science experiment so he could ‘become a god’ ):” to interact with him, so uhhhhh...

oh and enjou. because it’d be very funny. dain, my man, enjou never shuts up.

anyway, besides the literal surface stuff, it’d be interesting to see how certain dynamics shake out and what they turn into.

My muse(s): i literally list fuckin six SEVEN i’m so sorry. i’m not doing this chart 7 times tho.

Do I know your muse(s):  yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse

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Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship

Possible relationships: friends | classmate | co-worker | roommate | family, real or adopted | dating or blind date | married | friends with benefits | unrequited love | lending a hand | teacher - student | rivals | allies | partner-in-crime | enemies | protector - guarded | business partners | spy - infiltrated | manipulator - manipulated | star-crossed | first meeting | other

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Feel free to: message me ooc | message me ic | tell me your ideas | write a starter | answer one of my opens | send a meme | reblog this with your preferences - let’s find common interests!

[twoneoenjou]

A quick character tag

ABOUT ME!

► Name ➔ Tsuneo Enjou!  縁上 恒雄 in Japanese! But you can also call me by the nickname almost everyone else knows me by, Nutty Neo! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ ► Will you answer all questions truthfully?  ➔ I’ll do my best! But there are some questions even I don’t have the answers to! (●´ω｀●)ゞ ► Are you single? ➔ Weeeeeeeelllll…Yeah! There's only one of me and me's a crowd! ( ◞･౪･) ► Are you happy? ➔ Definitely!  (*≧▽≦) ► Are you angry? ➔ Nah! What would I be angry for? ｡(*^▽^*)ゞ ► Are your parents still married? ➔ I…don’t actually know? Never actually got to know my folks, though I’m gonna keep trying to track them down! o(^▽^)o

TEN FACTS

► Birthplace ➔ I’d tell you if I knew for sure…I’m definitely Japanese, though! (≧д≦ヾ) ► Hair Color ➔ Gold! Well, dull-blond to be specific, but I like gold more! d=(´▽｀)=b ► Eye Color ➔ Brown! It’s the colour of peanut butter! o(〃＾▽＾〃)o ► Birthday ➔ I feel older every January 21, so let’s go with that! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° ► Mood ➔ Super-happy! I’ve just finished yet another ballsy dare and it’s almost my turn to the counter! ⊂((・▽・))⊃ ► Gender ➔ I’m pretty sure I’m male! Σ(ＴωＴ) ► Lefty or Righty? ➔ Hands? I’ve never really figured out which one I prefer…guess that makes me a Middle-y! Oh, the term’s ambidextrous? ∩(︶▽︶)∩ ► Summer or winter? ➔ Winter! Snowball fights! Snowball fights! Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ ► Morning or afternoon? ➔ I’m a morning person! I take naps in the afternoon sometimes. (๑꒪▿꒪)*

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love? ➔ Yeah! I love you, and you, and you, and everyone else!! ೭੧(❛▿❛✿)੭೨ ► Do you believe in love at first sight? ➔ It’s possible! Maybe not for me, but there’s gotta be a story or two out there about spontaneous mad love! ɾ⚈▿⚈ɹ ► Who ended your last relationship? ➔ Haven’t been in any serious ones yet! But if I had to say…skydiving? (;＾◇＾;)ゝ ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart? ➔ Not that I know of…Sorry if I did! Σ(๛д๛) ► Are you afraid of commitments? ➔ Hell no! If you put your heart into something, you’re just gonna have to see it to the beautiful end! (☆▽☆) ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yes! Hugs are good! (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃ ► Have you ever had a secret admirer? ➔ If I did, they wouldn’t be very secret now, wouldn’t they? I love you anyways, random secret admirer! (> ^_^ )> ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Is…that a thing that can be done? Ooh, I hope someone sends me that as a dare! I gotta think creatively on how to do that one! (゜▽゜;)

TEN CHOICES

► Love or lust? ➔ Love! (੭ु｡╹▿╹｡)੭ु⁾⁾ ► Lemonade or iced tea? ➔ I like ice lemon tea! So I guess…both? ☜(˚▽˚)☞ ► Cats or dogs? ➔ I love dogs! But I also love cats! I can’t decide! ∑(O_O；) ► A few best friends or many regular friends? ➔ Many regular friends! I already have them, after all! (ノ^∇^) ► Television or internet? ➔ The Internet made me famous! ໒( ͡ᵔ ▾ ͡ᵔ )७ ► Coke or Pepsi? ➔ Ah…I’m obligated by my sponsors to say this, so Coke! To be honest, I prefer Sprite because lemons! 「(°ヘ°) ► Wild night out or romantic night in? ➔ Sweet rave party!! I actually don’t mind either, but I haven’t had one of the latter, so I’d be more comfortable with a wild night out! (*⌒▽⌒*)θ～♪ ► Day or night? ➔ Day! Most of my stunts need to be performed with the appropriate lighting, after all! (^^ゞ ► IM or phone? ➔ Phone! I got myself a free Samsung, before I blew it up! Total accident, I swear! (^～^;)ゞ

TEN HAVE YOU EVER

► Been caught sneaking out? ➔ I’ve made it into an artform. (/^▽^)/ ► Fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ A lot of times! A few on purpose, actually. (●´ω｀●)ゞ ► White water rafted? ➔ Yep! (＾▽＾) ► Finished an entire jawbreaker? ➔ Try five in one sitting! Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Um…Yeah, I mean, kinda? I can’t tell you what it is yet though! 〈(゜。゜) ► Prank called a store? ➔ “To talk to a customer, press 1!” ≡(*′▽`)っ ► Skipped school? ➔ I’ve never actually been to school! Does that count as having skipped it all my life? Oh no, I’m a bad student!! δ(´д｀; )

RELATIONSHIPS

► Are you in a committed relationship? ➔ A working one with my agent at least! (っ´∀｀)っ ► When was your last relationship? ➔ Never had one! At least, not that I think of…the name Haruka comes to mind for some reason. Weird. (σ･з･)σ ► Do you still love them? ➔ I love everyone. (つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ

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► Last thing you ate? ➔ I’m still eating this peanut butter jelly sandwich! Gosh, this line is long. °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° ► Last thing you drank? ➔ It would be a cappuccino, but it’s still taking a while to get there! Probably a glass of cold milk. °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° ► Last place you were? ➔ Starbucks! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

Ooh, it’s my turn to order now, so seeya! Love you all!