#anyway. other than rook... i don't really have an opinion on leona. it's fun that they hate each other. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

squirshie · 10 months ago

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i'd make a poll to see who earns the honor of being the one to lovingly take apart a one-off monster malleus, but i think there would be two votes at most

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me @ myself: work on the housefucking fic. where is it

myself @ me: write a different, elaborate au for the sole purpose of describing a fucked out monster malleus instead

#beloved mutuals. would you even agree #the few ships i am coming around to are. unconventional #one would be spared on the grounds of i cannot write the character in question to save my life #and also he would be smart enough not to get himself into a situation in which a monster has become enamored with him #anyway. other than that i just enjoy that rook is a menace on purpose #blond first week of december sagittarius solidarity. or something #...but i did just write for rook. and i have exhausted my excuse of avoiding his dialogue.#writing tip: if you don't want to make rook talk then you can occupy his mouth #i'm good at purple prose and floral dialogue but alas i speak no french #anyway. other than rook... i don't really have an opinion on leona. it's fun that they hate each other.#but he doesn't work for the scene i have in mind. a little too harsh. this does not call for claws.#trey is off the table even if he suits the role a little more because i also just wrote him and he would not participate anyway #he would leave. he would walk out of this encounter. i respect this. i could never #no one fits the scene perfectly which is. annoying #i need someone relatively removed from the public eye but also not very harsh in presence but also #they have to top the monster. they have to dom the monster. the monster is pathetic and enamored and needs a guiding hand #so we run out of options a little too quickly #“vincent you already had this issue and fixed it by letting the reader fuck him” what if i don't want to do that again #what if that wasn't using the reader to fill an empty character but rather a self-insert #because i could not fathom putting anyone through the ordeal of fucking a character i found deeply annoying and horrifically bland #i cannot stress how little i cared for malleus prior to the fae deal in question #...and for months afterward #anyway. who the fuck is gonna ruin the monster because oh my god someone has to #rollo can't do it because he'd be so terrible at it that the scene would fall apart #vil is too fucking famous god why does he have to be famous be could have been perfect #something something blessed by a fae on two accounts #seriously. what the fuck is that about. excuse me #i know neither is really for vil's sake but it keeps happening to vil specifically #in an ideal world we would continue the pattern and have an interrupted / recovered but altered blessing to round out another reference #anyway. i'll figure it out

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