#anyway they've definitely stolen some orphan at least once

[happyk44]

Persephone: I want a baby.

Hades: Okay. Give me a second to talk some people and then we'll go grab their kid.

Persephone:

Persephone: What?

Hades: Give me a second to ta-

Persephone: Don't repeat the same- I wasn't saying what as "I didn't hear you thing", I was saying it as "elaborate further on what you meant" thing.

Hades. Ah. Right. Yes, well, as you know, sometimes parents die and leave behind children. These children are called orphans. While the term is most associated with children, most people typically become orphans as time moves on and their parents naturally age and pass.

Persephone: I know what an orphan is!

Hades: You asked me to elaborate. Now, hush.

Hades: Since those people are dead, I was thinking that we could go find parents who left behind their young children and ask them about their thoughts on us taking in their child. This would be especially beneficial for situations where the child is taken in by immediate family, and the parents in question would have deeply deeply despised that for whatever reason. Abuse, probably. But also some people are just not cut out for parenting and that's okay.

Hades: Then we would shake hands, grab the kid, or kids, if there are multiples, and raise them as our own.

Persephone:

Persephone: You know, I really just meant that I wanted you to get me pregnant with a baby.

Hades: Yes, I know, but I found a better solution than me, a god of the dead, having to help you bring a life into this world, a concept I find very gross. Taking a life that already exists and raising that one so I don't have to be involved in making a new one at all.

[happyk44]

#hades when his wife gets pregnant: that's so digusting. i don't like that your body can do that. ew. stop it. put it back. #hades when his wife gives birth: the concept of creation is so... awful to me #hades after the baby has been born and is alive: okay im fine with this now #it's like the process of creating life is so foreign to him but once the life is there he's chill because that's how people die

#anyway they've definitely stolen some orphan at least once #like some poor ghost woman came crying at his door about her horrible family taking in her little baby and how worried she was #and persephone was like um yeah i will fix that for you and now hades has some random kid hanging off his arm lmao

Persephone: I want a baby.

Hades: Okay. Give me a second to talk some people and then we'll go grab their kid.

Persephone:

Persephone: What?

Hades: Give me a second to ta-

Persephone: Don't repeat the same- I wasn't saying what as "I didn't hear you thing", I was saying it as "elaborate further on what you meant" thing.

Hades. Ah. Right. Yes, well, as you know, sometimes parents die and leave behind children. These children are called orphans. While the term is most associated with children, most people typically become orphans as time moves on and their parents naturally age and pass.

Persephone: I know what an orphan is!

Hades: You asked me to elaborate. Now, hush.

Hades: Since those people are dead, I was thinking that we could go find parents who left behind their young children and ask them about their thoughts on us taking in their child. This would be especially beneficial for situations where the child is taken in by immediate family, and the parents in question would have deeply deeply despised that for whatever reason. Abuse, probably. But also some people are just not cut out for parenting and that's okay.

Hades: Then we would shake hands, grab the kid, or kids, if there are multiples, and raise them as our own.

Persephone:

Persephone: You know, I really just meant that I wanted you to get me pregnant with a baby.

Hades: Yes, I know, but I found a better solution than me, a god of the dead, having to help you bring a life into this world, a concept I find very gross. Taking a life that already exists and raising that one so I don't have to be involved in making a new one at all.