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omophagias · 1 year ago

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ok so apparently YECs believe that noah put the dinosaurs and glyptodonts and gorgonopsians and such creatures on the ark. so like when it landed and everyone disembarked did the dinosaurs just all immediately die? that would suck so bad like imagine you’re one of two deinonychuses left in the whole world and you get off the boat and then god is like “eh changed my mind about these guys”

#.txt #reading the wikipedia page on flood geology at work. it is very funny #god looking in the ocean after the flood waters recede and seeing a bunch of ammonites and cone squid #and just going ah man fuck these guys #...man the prediluvian biomass must have been absolutely insane then #anyway the other thing about the ark was it should've been like 95% bugs by weight #virgin young earth creationism vs chad quranic embryology

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