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iscariotapologist · 1 year ago

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being a catholic child was so funny cause they tried so hard to convince us in school that even though it was actually jesus in the flesh in the eucharist it still wasn't cannibalism somehow. now as an adult I'm sitting here going but it kinda is cannibalism? and it's cool?

as a kid when my catholic friend got confirmed i asked her if the wine tasted like blood and she was like nah it just tastes like wine....and that was when i decided catholicism was a sham

#we used to have theological arguments at the ages of like 8/9 it was very funny #i'd be like my mom says it's a sin to eat pork! and she'd be like well MY mom says it's a sin to tell other people they're sinning!#we would each pray for the other's family to convert to adventism/catholicism #she would try to flick holy water on me when i got dragged to mass with them and i would dodge it like it had catholic cooties #i'm pretty sure she had a crush on me at one point?#anyway she turned into being two inches away from a neonazi so we haven't been friends for years lmao #the ask tag

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