#anyway just so we're clear anon this was not a topic up for debate. you can like it and I can dislike it and whine about it

[rotisseries]

I get you don't like it but. People are allowed to have their headcanons and like the idea of them having kids. Genuinely who cares what some people's headcanons are on twitter? Live and let live dude.

I don't see how her being a teacher negates it tbh for me her talking about kids being the future and being a teacher made it more likely in my eyes. There's multiple reasons it could have appeal to someone. And saying it makes sense for sksw zelda cause of lore so she had to have a kid well. er. Isn't that botw/totk zelda as well as soon as the 3D game after totk comes out....

whoopsies I forgot to properly censor my tags on my bitching posts everyone sorry about that. I was about to ask how the fuck you got in my house

[bitter-sweet-coffee]

believing in nonexistent things isn't culture stop glorifying it

awe, anon! you don't seem to exist because you don't wanna make yourself known, but i'll glorify you anyways because i'm getting a bit tired of the femboy jesus lecture i'm in right now (the bit gets old)

so like, in order to define something as nonexistent, you have to be omniscient— if you know everything then you know what isn't real and can claim it doesn't exist.

to further illustrate this, let's say i ask someone how many prongs are on a fork. most would say four. if i told someone who has never set a table or used a fork in their life but know the vague concept of forks (and that they have four prongs) that there are three-prong forks, they'll claim they don't exist (never seen it, not educated enough on the topic, incapable of claiming something exists or not since they don't know cutlery)

see what i mean? humans aren't omniscient, so making bold claims that something doesn't exist requires total understanding of the universe (you can't logic your way to a conclusion on where spirits exist or not because logic is human-generated and thus just as susceptible to the limitations of our perspective)

this... is where faith comes from! religions, spiritualities, cults, atheists, scientists, philosophers, etc... we're all just trying to find a way to explain the unexplainable. "proving" something is self-admittedly impossible, which is why we keep collecting data and evidence and keep generating conversations and denominations and more questions while changing the scope of our biased limited lenses into something greater and more encompassing of our universe as it expands and all of this is so incredible!!! humans LOVE learning!!!

i think it's quite beautiful that at the root of each person there's a natural curiosity. we say or do things to see what happens and how people react. we make art and study visuals to see the effects it makes. we analyze media and attempt to rationalize universes outside of our own because maybe we can't explain how OUR world works, but figuring out the nuances of sonic retcons and how they fit together MIGHT be doable, so we talk about our blorbos on this gay fuckin site and ultimately create twin worlds and aus and crossovers and expand our fandom-conversational universe akin to our own reality.

even as i write this, i'm genuinely curious about you anon. not just who you are, but what your backstory is, what forms your beliefs, why you're so passionate about this topic, and how come you don't want to be known? if there's nothing shameful or falsified in your submission, i think you should take pride in it and not hide behind an undetectable barrier or burner account.

you mentioned the glorification of the nonexistent, which begs the question: what do you think exists? there must be an objective correct answer that can FINALLY relieve humanity of the itch it needs to scratch with universals. tell us!!! i'm not being sarcastic, i want to see if you can provide a clear-cut, non-debatable model of reality so that this discussion that many people (including myself) are a part of can finally rest. and also to put a few of my shitty ex-philosophy profs out of a job because they're cunts and i want them out of the field 🥴

TLDR: make yourself known and join the discussion! i never claimed to be omniscient so my ideas are thoughts or prompts for further conversation are just another voice, and yet you've picked up the torch to illuminate the truth and provide us all with some catharsis. speak on, anon! but uh, turn anon off i want to actually engage with you on a personal level because these types of conversation staters are fascinating to me :")

[theyarebothgunshot]

i'm sorry if you've already closed this topic of discussion but in my ~professional opinion~ (aka i've taken a number of voice and speech/dialect classes and know the general shape certain types of letters take) jackles absolutely says babe gahsdjk. his lips come back together at the end of the word, which wouldn't happen with 'man' or 'bye'. ANYWAY we're all just vibing and having a good time here either way but that's my two cents lmao

bless you rachel, i definitely agree!!

okay here we go, welcome to: people cannot stop talking about the babe discourse in my inbox

to be very honest, i wasn't completely sold on it being "babe" till i saw it was literally cut from the gish recap. because that is... that is really very sus. absolutely no reason to cut it unless...

yeah that part really threw me off because either they couldn't make out what jensen said (which.... wouldn't it have made sense to at least write down the 'okay' part then?) or they realised it was an error on jensen's part so they left it out completely. i mean...

I hear babe for sure!!!

high five, me too

i can't not hear babe i tried and tried to convince myself he said man but no way sorry

same

Man, I personally can’t believe people are still debating over the ‘babe’ thing. I mean you do you, we’re all entitled to our own opinions. But I just can’t hear anything but babe. Like I DIDN’T wanna believe it. Jackles is messy but not THAT messy.(which sounds ridiculous now that I think about it, he did pop a boner cause of Misha after all). What I’m trying to say is, I tried NOT to hear babe,but I just couldn’t skjssjjs.

-poker face anon

P.S. so...how long do you think it’ll take till we convert that non shipper nonnie of yours?(for legal purposes this is a joke, you are valid non shipper anon <3)

no but honestly though!!! also sjdfhsjh i am hoping that non shipper nonnie will see the light some day...... but if not thats okay too lmao

it’s “hey, sweetheart” (“omg he said sweetheart!” “nah, i heard dude.” etc) all over again. time is a flat circle full of audibly questionable terms of endearment lmao — 💖 anon

fhsjfhshf we would always end up here

Jensen sounds like he would call his own mother brother I don't know babe - tea anon

i meannnn he apparantly calls dee 'man' in that AD vid so sjfhdsj

WHERE CAN I FIND THE JENMISH VID??? Please ❤🧡💛💚💙💜 Found it! It's on YT, sorry BABE 😉

no worries babe (im loving this already we're gonna be using babe a lot aren't we)

I just wanted to add that I definitely see where non shipper anon is coming from though. He could’ve just made a simple mistake. We’ve all made those little mix ups, like how I used to call some of my elementary school teachers ‘mom’ on accident, but for me, when I put that ‘babe’ next to everything else, it just paints a clear picture in my mind.

-poker face anon

oh yeah of course! everybody slips up from time to time. but like. you know.

[starcchild]

Is Pluto a planet? Discuss

Almost immediately, a low groan escaped Carter's lips as she hid her face in her hands - wondering if she should even get into it. Of course, her break had to be interrupted with something like this, and she promptly dragged her hands down her face before elbowing Ryan as he snickered next to her.

"Hey!"

Carter ignored him, even as he shot her a faux wounded look, and let out a heavy sigh as she rested her chin in her hand and drummed her fingers against the tabletop. "Tech-technically, no," she said slowly - pursing her lips. "It- it does fit two of the- the three criteria for a celestial body to- to be considering a- a planet, but it- it needs to fit all- all three to be considered as such. It--"

"Basically, it only orbits the Sun and it's round, and that's it," Ryan jumped in, offering a shit-eating grin as he glanced over at Carter - who narrowed her eyes back. Clearly, he'd heard this topic one too many times before. "The third criterion is that it needs to have cleared its flight path of anything other than whatever orbits it. So, moons and stuff."

"Moons and- and stuff," Carter echoed, pinching the bridge of her nose as she rubbed her eyes. "That's... Sure. That's- that's one way to put- put it. But he's- he's right. It hasn't cleared its- its area of other satellites, so its- its path is still littered with asteroids, while actual planets have- have cleared their areas of- of debris. It- it doesn't help that one of- of its moons, Charon, is- is half its size, and it- it actually makes Pluto wo-wobble in orbit because of how- how strong its gravity is. Other moons don't- don't do that to their planets. I've- I've heard Charon and Pluto referred to as- to as a double dwarf planet system be-because of that."

"But...?"

She snorted and raised an eyebrow - a small smile threatening to break over her lips. "But...?"

Ryan rolled his eyes with a playful scoff - nudging her as he continued to grin. "C'mon, Starflower, there's a big ol' but in there. Every time you start talking about Pluto, you always explain why it is a planet."

"It's- it's not."

"Technically, you said."

Carter sighed and shook her head, but she couldn't stop the small smile from showing. "Okay, okay. Fine. Technically it's- it's not a- a planet, but... I- I honestly consider it to- to be one, still. That- that third criterion? It's... kind of- kind of bull, honestly. Space is full of- of debris, and every planet has- has objects in its area. Hell, Jupiter has- has enough asteroids that they're- they're called Jupiter trojans, and Jupiter is the- the largest planet in our solar sys-system."

"And it's her favorite!"

She rolled her eyes in amusement. "They- they weren't asking ab-about that, dork," she teased. "Anyway, Pluto has an- an atmosphere. It has- has moons and it- it still orbits around the- the sun. Charon doesn't- doesn't have an atmosphere. At- at least, not a- a significant one. The whole- whole debate is--"

"Carter! Break's over!"

With a sharp inhale, Carter tilted her head back and glared up at the ceiling as Ryan winced, and with a forced smile, she stood up and stretched. "Sorry, gotta- gotta run. We're a- a little short-staffed to-today. Great talk."

Ryan watched as she quickly headed out of the breakroom, and looked sympathetic as Kenobi sighed and dropped his head back to the ground. "Poor boy," he sighed, before shaking his head and turning back towards the Anon with another grin. "By the way, what Carter didn't mention was that she grew up with Pluto as a planet, and that absolutely influences her decision. She just gave you reasoning to actually show her opinion has factual support because she's a nerd. And I think her class is pretty torn about it. I've heard them get pretty into it." He shrugged. "I just know what she's told me. I'm into plants, not planets. It all ends up sounding the same to me - like this Pluto thing. The criteria for a planet doesn't make sense. I mean... aren't dwarf planets just tiny planets? It sounds like they should meet the criteria to be called such, but whatever. And don't let her fool you - she does actually like talking about this but, again, people can get pretty into it, so she's been in a few heated debates about the whole thing."

He stifled a yawn and stood up as well - reaching his hands above his head as he stretched, too. "It was fun talkin' with you, though. Sorry we can't stick around longer, buuut such is the life of a waiter." He grinned again before giving a small wave, and scurried out of the breakroom.