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noctomania · 25 days ago

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I'd rather a literal batch of potatoes to be president.

Potatoes can do no wrong. Every culture loves and respects potatoes. They are so accessible - gluten free and also edible to those without teeth - yet with so much to offer in one small package. They are the most humble of foods, literally coming from and looking like dirt. They are for anyone any time. They are simple and easy, but can also be complicated if one desires the challenges. Also, even in the darkest of places - the potato continues to grow. It's in their nature to thrive and to be plentiful. There may be variety, but in the end they are all potatoes. They cross all aisles and seas and boundaries. We can agree to disagree on a lot, and we can all also agree to potato.

We are potatoes.

Potatoes for president.

#the solution was in front of us the entire time #potato for president #then if the potato pisses us off for any reason we simply eat it #did i initially start this post only thinking about russets and then broadened my perspective at the end then amend? maybe.#but the point is - potatoes are a unifier. we may not want to sit together but we'll sit together to eat potatoes i have no doubt #the variety alone is just stunning. chips. fries. scalloped. mashed. gnocchi. bread. vodka. salad if you're a kinky freak like that.#anyway i just want change and for people to come together over something #thats why i used to be a controlling person was i thought ppl just need to be sat down and told what to do.#you can lead a horse to a library but you cant make a horse think #i approach the political divide as i do with anyone who is engaging in self destructive behavior.#you can only do so much as an outside influence. ultimately the choice is theirs whether to and what action to take #anyway i think im gonna go rehydrate some dehydrated potato. it's a miracle food im tellin ya. rivals corn for sure.#like think about it. people will go up for mashed taters. nobody lining up for mashed corn the same way dya understand?#please ignore this i am medicated marijuanerly

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