#anyway i said i'd marry vander because he would also be a good caretaker but then i hesitated because jayce loves to do what hes told

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my friend: Okay fuck marry kill. Cait. Vi. Jinx

me: kill cait. Easy. I don't dislike her actually but fuck no. Look. I love Jinx so much she's my favourite character but I don't know if she'd be a great wife, especially for me. I mean, she would love HARD but still. I'd have to marry Vi, because Vi is a protector and a caretaker and I love to be taken care of. So fuck Jinx. Marry Vi.

her: okay. fuck marry kill Vander. Jayce. Heimerdinger.

me:............ heimerdinger?

her: yeah lol. i mean. would.

me: WOULD?

her: i LIKE MOUSTACHES, OKAY?

her boyfriend, also part of this conversation: and that's all it takes??