#anyway fuck it we ball it's pancake time my dad can deal with noise. he only has to put up w me til the end of the summer anyway

[wormwizerd]

what if i made poasts on my own damn blog.. haha just kidding....... unless?

[ttylfedora]

Duck, Duck, Dumo

You just know I had to continue with the prank series!!

The prank mentioned in this fic can be found here! You don’t need to read it but it’s mentioned at the start.

As always, characters belong to the wonderful @lumosinlove

Enjoy!!💚

“Hey, Marc, do you think your dad would help me prank Remus?” Jules asked. They were both currently sat in the Dumais’ basement playing on the PlayStation after an evening at Sid’s.

“Oui, absolutely. My Papa loves pranking people. You’ve seen the video of Papa, Katie and Logan pranking Sirius, non?” Marc asked, pausing the game and turning to face Julian.

Julian’s eyes went wide.

“They what?!” He exclaimed, this was new information. Maybe he could enlist the help of his brothers boyfriend too!

“Oui! I’ll see if I can borrow Papa’s phone so I can find it. It might be in your brothers too actually!” Marc started getting jittery at the thought of being involved in a famous Dumais prank. His father was forever playing little practical jokes on Marc and his siblings, his older sister more often than not being the victim of such crimes. They both ran upstairs, colliding into each other as they rounded the corner into the dining room where all the adults were sat.

“Papa, could I borrow your phone, S'il-vous-plaît?” Marc asked, extremely out of breath from running.

“Any reason, mon fils?” He asked, suspicion dripping from every word. Marc only laughed slightly and took the phone from his fathers hand.

“Merci, I want to show Jules the video of Sirius getting pranked.” He reasoned, already going through his fathers photo app.

“Mon Dieu. I haven’t even seen that.” Jules and Marc looked up to find Sirius at the other end of the table with his head in his hands, his boyfriend laughing next to him. Marc backed up next to Julian to show him, both bursting out with laughter when Logan got Sirius in the face with the pie.

“That’s brilliant!” Jules exclaimed. “Re did you help?!”

“I mean I recorded the whole thing if that counts?” Remus chuckled. Julian was still beside himself as he nodded.

“Can I have my phone back now, mon fils?” Dumo asked holding his hand out. Marc placed the phone back in his fathers hand and they both bounded back down the stairs, shouting their thanks to the father of the group. Marc stopped suddenly.

“Jules, I have the BEST idea ever.”

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“You both know your rolls, oui?” Dumo asked the pair of boys. Jules and Marc nodded vigorously, eager to get going with the prank.

Marc had stayed over at Sirius and Remus place the night previous while Jules was staying with them, and had clue Dumo in on their plans, to which he was more than happy to provide aid with. In fact, he ended up offering a better solution. A two for the price of one deal where they pranked both Cap and Loops. Naturally, Marc and Jules loved the idea and couldn’t wait to get started.

They made their way down into the kitchen, making sure to keep the noise down so as to not wake Remus and Sirius. What good would it be if Dumo arrived this early if they woke up anyway?

“Right, Julian, you’ve got the bubble bath, oui?” Julian nodded, holding up the bottle of soap like it’s was a first prize trophy, grinning widely as he did. “And Marc, you have all of the rubber ducks, correct?” Marc giggled as he held up the sizeable bag of miniature rubber ducks to show his father. “Parfait, Julian, you go upstairs and fill every sink with water and bubbles, I’ll start downstairs. Marc, you start pouring the rubber ducks in. If you have too many, put them on the floor, on the counter, wherever. Hide some if you want.” Dumo’s smile grew, knowing the Captain will grow more and more frustrated with each rubber duck that is found.

Julian and Marc bounded upstairs with the ferocity of dogs chasing after a ball in a park, however mindful not to wake the sleeping couple on the other side of the house.

“Remus is going to hate this.” Julian giggled as the entered the bathroom. He turned on the tap in the bath, pouring the bath suds in. Marc followed suit and poured a considerable amount of the rubber ducks in. “Where did your dad manage to get all these ducks any way?” He asked.

“We have learned not to question how Papa does his pranks. Even maman doesn’t bother any more.” Marc shrugged. Whenever he asked his father how he managed to get him and his siblings so good, he just shrugged.

“For me to know and you not to find out, mon fils.”

Julian turned his attention to filling up the sink with bubble bath too.

“Hide some in the drawers. Cap will go crazy trying to find them all.” Marc nodded in agreement, emitting a mischievous giggle.

Once the sink and bath had been filled, and an appropriate amount of rubber ducks had been deposited, they made their way to the next bathroom, leaving smaller rubber ducks in random places throughout the hall, in the guest rooms, and on the stairs. Having hidden a rubber duck in every place they could found, they trodden carefully back down the stairs to hand the remaining ducks to Dumo, who was sporting one of the biggest grins known to man.

“They’re still asleep, non?” Jules and Marc nodded. “Parfait, I’ll go fill up the rest of the sinks and then...we wait.” Dumo giggled, a laugh reminiscent of a seven year olds.

Julian and Marc watched, silent laughs shaking from them as they watched Marc’s father work his magic, hiding rubber ducks in hard fo reach places.

“Marc, you are taking after your Papa. This idea was brilliant, mon fils. Brilliant!” Dumo looked at his son in admiration. “I’m going to go, Julian you cleared it with your brother last night that I’m taking you both out for breakfast, oui?”

Julian nodded. This truly was the perfect plan. “I’ll go let them know we’re leaving.” He quickly ran back upstairs and knocked on his brothers door, opening it slightly and popping his head in.

“Re?”

Remus’ head lifted from the pillow, his curled hair ruffled to no ends. He opened up one eye to find Jules at the door.

“Mhmm?”

“Dumo’s here to pick me and Marc up for breakfast.”

“Alright buddy. Have a good time.” He flopped his head back on the bed and fell back asleep.

This was too easy. Julian closed the door quietly, barely able to suppress his giggles. He ran back downstairs and gave Dumo a thumbs up and they all left.

Ten minutes later

Lion Pride Chat:

Sirius: Dumo, please explain why the FUCK there are rubber ducks all around my house.

Julian, Marc and Pascal burst into fits of giggles over their pancakes.

Dumo 2 - 0 Cap and Loops.