#anyway everyone should go watch Fear Street 2021 it's the only good horror franchise ever made good night | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

giantkillerjack · 2 years ago

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As time goes by, I find I am less likely to wake up in the middle of the night to needlessly hate on myself for some random awkward harmless thing I did 10 years ago.

I'm still up in the middle of the night feeling a deep primal urge to needlessly hate on things from years ago, but now it's more just things like

MAN I SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE ANOTHER POST ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATED BLY MANOR HUH

#bly manor #the haunting of bly manor #listen. I'm sure if I were to carefully analyze some of junji ito's short stories I would find some of them to be thematically lacking #BUT THEY AREN'T 10 HOURS LONG ARE THEY #truly the worst kind of horror movie is the kind that lasts for over 9 hours and then makes you feel stupid for getting invested #I was tricked by the good acting and the good cinematography into believing that there would be a good story at the end of the day #the kind of ending that just makes you think surely I'm not understanding this correctly surely they didn't mean to say THAT #but then you think about it a little more and it's like oh no I have been bamboozled #I feel the same way about Kubo and the two strings which - like bly manor - really shits the bed in the last 10 minutes #But ultimately this is where it was going the whole time.#I've seen a lot of bad horror movies but none of them have wasted my time like this. I know it was a TV show but #if it had been a movie it at least would have been over relatively quickly and I could have moved on with my life jfc #anyway everyone should go watch Fear Street 2021 it's the only good horror franchise ever made good night #okay it's not the only one but if you want a lesbian horror series that fucking rules #that's the one #Netflix was like want to try The Haunting of Hill House and I was like only if this writer lives at Hill house and I get to do the haunting #original #I mean not having good theming in a movie is one fucking thing but in a cohesive horror series??????#I feel like I went to a restaurant where they don't serve food but they only told me after I waited for the food for 13 fucking hours.#this is not filling this is not nourishment this is BULL

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