#anything bellow that tho i don't really have an excuse for. sorry.
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Need you guys to not judge my search history real quick bc I wanna share the fact that my phone brightness is on really low, and I kept trying to wipe away what I thought was a stain only to look closer and see it was in fact Xenacanthus.
#for the record the reason it's all animals that start w certain letters is bc i play a game w the kids where they have to say an animal#that starts w a specific letter and sometimes it's easier to just be looking at the list of what they'll say#and i clicked on xenacanthus by misatke lol#anything bellow that tho i don't really have an excuse for. sorry.#rhesus monkey and apes weren't even for the game that was for me
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(I'm finding so many things roaming on my old docs, just like this story)
Suitor
*pyrrha is celebrating her birthday in her parents house, they made a huge classy party, little did she knew her parents actual plan*
Leonidas: i don't think this is going to work, we should've just started with mine's
Athena: oh please, just look at him, dark hair, violet eyes, strong, smart, wealthy and confident, what else could our daughter ask for in a suitor?
Suitor 1: miss nikos, its a honor finally get to meet you.
Pyrrha: *with a polite smile* oh, it's a pleasure as well.
Suitor 1: i was wondering, would you like to accompany me to a dance using this? *reaches his hand out with a golden necklace carved with several diamonds and a charming smile*
Athena: see? there is no way she'll resist this.
Pyrrha: im sorry, but i don't really like to dance, and i don't think i can accept this, it's way too expensive for me.
Suitor 1: still, a beautiful lady like you deserves this and much more.
Pyrrha: sorry but still...i can’t accept it.
Suitor 1: *flinches clenching his jaw* i...i understand, please excuse me.
Leonidas: GHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i told you didn't i!?
Athena: *undignified* h-how? he had class, appearance, money and skill, why would she deny him?
Leonidas: don't know, but it doesn't matter since i already found a perfect suitor for her, red hair, brown eyes, broad shoulders, strong and confident, he's absolutely perfect, just watch.
Suitor 2: greetings pyrrha nikos!
Pyrrha: *awkwardly* g-greetings...?
Suitor 2: so, for what i know, you're an amazing fighter, and you're really beautiful as well, that got me thinking, i'm probably as strong and beautiful as you are, so why don't we start to date? here, i brought you this as a gift to you. *opens a small box with a pair of jade earrings*
Leonidas: see? this is how you do it.
Pyrrha: im sorry, but i really can't, these seems to precious and i don't really use earrings that much, i can't accept something like that.
Leonidas: *drops jaw*
Athena: *with a smug look* what were you saying?
Leonidas: how could she deny him!? he's strong, manly, confident and attractive, she should be head over heels for him!!
Suitor 2: *frowning* and why not? i don't think there is anyone that could do better than me.
Pyrrha: i'm sorry, but i just can't.
Suitor 2: *storms away*
Leonidas: great, where are we going to find an good suitor now?
Jaune: hey pyrrha, happy birthday.
Pyrrha: *with a beaming smile* hello jaune.
Leonidas: who's this?
Athena: it's one of her teammates i think.
Jaune: sorry if i'm late, it took me one hour to get this thing ready.
Pyrrha: the suit?
Jaune: the bowtie.
Leonidas: *winces* is he the one who got paired with our daughter?
Athena: *sighs* i feel really sorry for her.
Pyrrha: *giggles*
Jaune: go on, laugh as much as you want, maybe making fun out of my misery is better than this present i got for you. *pulls from his back a yellow bear plushie with sword and shield*
Athena: *eyebrow twitch* what? how old does he think she is?
Leonidas: didn't he had at least the decency to buy a good gift for her?
Pyrrha: *eyes widen and her smile brighten even more* jaune, you didn't had to.
Jaune: wait? you didn't liked? i knew it, it's just that yesterday in the carnival you saw it and you looked like you wanted it so much but i couldn't get it and-
Pyrrha: *hugs the golden bear tightly* i loved it!
Athena & Leonidas: *drop jaw*
Jaune: *sighs in relief* thank god, for one second i tho-
Pyrrha: *hugs him tightly* thank you jaune.
Jaune: *winces in pain*
Pyrrha: *let go with a small blush* i'm sorry, i-i didn't meant to hug you so tightly.
Jaune: *smiling sheepishly and rubbing his right arm* its okay, you didn't do anything, its just my arm that's a bit sore.
Pyrrha: *stares at him and the plushie* jaune, how did you got the bear?
Jaune: well...you know...throwing balls at that barrack from yesterday.
Pyrrha: jaune! you know those barracks are just money traps, how many tries you had to pay to get the bear?
Jaune: *rubbing the back of his neck* i don't know...i kinda stopped counting after the hundreth try.
Pyrrha: you shouldn't have done that!
Jaune: don't worry, i don't mind.
Pyrrha: but you should mind.
Jaune: nah, it may have costed all the money i had stored and almost my arm as well, but it made you happy, and that's all what really matters to me.
Pyrrha: *blushing* s-still, you shouldn't have done it.
Jaune: i know, but don't worry, money comes and goes anyway, and well, what kind of hero i want to become in the future if i can't even throw a few balls and get a bear for the girl i like.
Pyrrha: *sighs still with a blush, but stares back at him and giggles* you're already my hero, you know that? *kisses him in the cheek*
Jaune: *blushes*
Pyrrha: now lets go, we need to put something in your shoulder *pulls him along by the hand*
Leonidas: wha- how- when- what just happened?
Athena: i have no idea.
*twenty minutes later*
Leonidas: *walking down the corridor* where is she?
Athena: probably in her room.
Leonidas: do you think she is with that juane boy?
Athena: i don't think so, the boy is punny and uninteresting, pyrrha probably only copes with him because he's her partner and she is way too polite to decline him.
Leonidas: are you sure? i don't really remember the last time our daughter smiled like that for someone else.
Athena: i'm sure, she refused those two without showing even a bit of interest in them, that blonde kid doesn't have the slightest chance with our daugh- *opens the door of pyrrha's room*
Jaune: *naked on top of pyrrha* err...
Pyrrha: *naked on the bed bellow jaune* m-mom!? d-dad!?
Athena: ...
Leonidas: ...
Jaune: ...
Pyrrha: ...
Athena: ...
Leonidas: so...are we getting grandbabies soon?
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