#anyhow!! if they do keep the gym open I'm thinking about starting to work out

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i found put yesterday i can lift more than 60kg and my ego has never been bigger

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i think we married in vegas - teaser

✷ You and Jeonghan have always been friends, and friends go on a trip together, right? And somehow friends always end up marrying in Las Vegas right? And somehow friends become roommates as well right? That all seems very normal when Yoon Jeonghan has a weird addiction to doing the dumbest things ever just for shock value.

✷ genre: comedy (?), angst (?), smut, a weird amount of pining (!)

✷ word count teaser: 499

✷ word count fic: more than 13k - projection: around 20k?/25k?

✷ Thea note: hi y'all, as you guys may know I'm doing nanowimo, and somehow, I got addicted to this story and I'm making it bigger day by day. I still have a very big chunk to go (around 6/7 scenes but it can be more who knows not me since I don't plan when I am writting!). Anyhow I am pretty sure it gonna take a while till the whole thing sees the light of day but I wanted to share a tiny bit with you because I am actually super hyped about and I suck at keeping secrets <3 Hope you guys like it, and get as excited as me (or at least half, actually I can take a third!! or even an ounce!!). I do not do the whole tag list thing but if anyone wants to get tagged just let me know somehow <3

You turn your hand and it finally hits you.

It is a ring.

With a big rock.

In your ring finger.

A big damn rock on your ring finger.

“Yoon Jeonghan” you scream in horror.

On the other side of that door, Jeonghan just hears you scream. He picks himself up in record time and room towards the bathroom, oh shit did you just fall and hit your head? Did you break the glass of the fancy hotel shower? Are you dying? So without thinking much Jeonghan opens the bathroom door and he just finds you - completely naked and seemly okay, just staring at your own hand.

“What happened?” He asks trying to catch his breath, maybe he does need to start working out man, he didn’t feel this horrible when he was hitting the gym after shifts, but also he didn’t feel that great either the whole gym rat thing was not his ordeal.

“What did we do?” You ask still in complete horror, not even thinking about how this is the first time Yoon Jeonghan, your friend is seeing you completely naked. 10/10 would not recommend this experience. Not even to Laurel, your own Satan-spit roommate.

“What? Are you going crazy? I thought you fell and opened your skull or something,”

You just look at Jeonghan, dead in his eyes, like the reality is worse than falling in the bathroom, opening your skull, and calling the paramedics naked. You just turn your hand to him - like it is enough to make him understand what a dire situation it is. And you swear to god you can almost see the little flakes of light on the bathroom floor, the rock is big enough to shine across the room.

“Did you call me to show me your ring? Couldn’t you wait until you put your clothes on?” Jeonghan asks leaning into the doorway.

“Jeonghan did we-” you say but you feel your own throat closing around itself, it can’t be, right?

“Hm?” he asks without a blink of an eye.

“Oh we did, we totally did”

“No, you are not that crazy,” he claimed. What that was supposed to mean? He was crazy enough for it but you the two goody shoes wasn’t?

“Jeonghan check your bank receipt,” you demanded, trying to connect the dots in a way, trying to have proof, maybe you just bought a way too expensive ring for yourself, or maybe it was just impulse buying.

Before you can move Jeonghan almost runs towards the room, you try your best to keep up with him but you are a little behind because, for the first time, you actually are aware of how naked you are. You pick up the fluffy bathroom robe - yeah the fancy hotel had its perks.“Oh fuck” you can hear Jeonghan before you can see him, his phone it’s on his lap, his head is on his head - he is a man defeated. Oh no. You guys actually did it.

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This is me after 2 weeks and I guess I'm getting new bodies so it's easier I wondered about that and try going out with it and then try coming here and never works I get sick and real small and like a day I'm terrible and sick of this place there's something wrong here he says it too I feel crappy all the time and some people say it's coming off the water is usually out there at high tide when the tide is changing and a lot oxygen is coming in and he says probably a little radiation too and he is somewhat immune to a radiation and maybe more so than Dracula and that's kind of scary to us and he says he has problems though it's not as easy as it sounds it looks but I was disappointed I actually left the job and he said it's because you look like a Mac and it's supposed to not be able to take it but it's an act that's actually getting us fired too and they're pushing us out using it so we've got a lot of work to do and this estero idea is very good

Trump

I have something to do with it I came up with a lot of it not all of it the siren went off and I thought of it and he was thinking too of somewhere to start I was thinking fort Myers and he's thinking it's too big and it is so do a microcosm and we'll check it out this is a great idea we're going to go ahead and do this

Camilla we have three or four neighborhoods

We have about 5:00 no we have 25 neighborhoods and some buildings too and some of them are crap this is a great idea I think this is the best idea I've heard yet we're trying to arrange a meeting and we're trying to find a Hall that's down there or near it and it says anyhow you can find a hall and don't forget to the coffee the donuts and other such things and we won't that's a good idea

Bja I mean it's so damn boring here that people will come down to the meeting because he had free food so I'm going to have a catered and I think I'm going to pick if there's probably not one down there but maybe a Chipotle or something I don't know what's down there anymore

You know it's down there it's going to be McDonald's or Burger King so going with Burger King they have those family meal packs and we'll buy a ton of them

Brad

That's what I'm talking about

Dave

Ken

Chris

Yeah you two have to stay here but that's fine well Ken can go he's part of that mix group

Bja

I'm heading down there and be nice if I can bring my friend with me and no I don't mean Garth

Ken

We're going to head down there we're going to try and arrange a meeting but he says is why don't you do it your lazy a****** way and sort of kind of meander down there and look at the properties and talk to you your own on the phone and it'll go on the radio and you'll hear it on the radio and you'll have to meet

Zues Hera

We're going to go ahead and do that now

Garth

Bja

Brad

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Camilla

Sarah

Trump

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We're going to do that too it's a good idea I can help kind of get it going and I'm going to look for a place to meet if anything we could meet at a park or something have a barbecue and they say it's open and then we can hear it I said we're talking about construction and keep it clean for the most part and they say everybody knows what else you can try and we agree

Thor Freya

I think you find a hall that would be great but if you can't you can say we can't find a hall cuz we're all s***** and there isn't one here that's not contaminated but if you find one it's probably going to stink anyways which will help the cause

Zues Hera good

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