#anssswers

[ssstupid-sssnake]

uh you okay there ?

[huggy-kissy-erozikith]

mwah!

Mwah: Three people they’d like to kiss.

"I cannot kiss, but I can give sssnoot boops! I want to snoot boop everyone! But I can only pick three? That makes me sssad..."

"Pheonix and Barry! I know they are two people but they are always together! Ssso I can't snoot boop one without snoot booping the other!"

"Others say it's hard to get a kiss from Dicenne! I've sssnoot booped him before, but I want to again! It's fun to be able to do what others say is hard! It meansss I'm doing good!"

"I think Kazuro would like a sssnoot boop! So I would give him one, too!"

"Is it okay if I add another? Because I can't forget my bessst friend, Sarcy! I need to give him snoot boops!"

"I would give snoot boopsss to everyone, if they wanted it!"

~~~

Mentions: @straightouttatheashes, @disruptanddisturb, @dicenne, @kazuro-jadefist, and @chillidari

[cthonicascendant]

Your cool, and seeing you on my dash allways chears me up

≈aw, on behalf of all of usss, thank you anon.~

[ssswap-ford]

Why do you hate the others in your universe? is there anyone of them you kinda of like?

I guessss Sssharon isssn't too much of a bother to me. Sssstill annoying though

[ask-pentious]

Hello, my dearsss! IT IS I SSSIR PENTIOUS! Former resssident of the Hazbin Hotel AND GREATEST INVENTOR IN HELL...current resssident of Heaven. The once GREATESSST rival to the Radio Demon hasss come to anssswer all of your questionsss! Missss Emily hasss informed me that thisss "blogging" is the bessst way to do ssso. -🎩🐍

Pentious vs. Lute, the story so far:

Prologue:

The Serpent

The Sword

Heaven Sent:

The Seraphim

Scrambled

Boiling Point

Mod: @able-juice ((Lilith))

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[cheesecake-clown]

Hey Snake, where do you stand on grunge Music/aesthetic or clothing?

Right before I anssswered this asssk, I looked up what grunge was...Seemsss cool enough. I dunno much about anythingssss though, s'pecially clothesss. I jussst wear whateversss I find. Oh, but I do like tighter shirtssss cause it makes my body look nice. But on the other handsss, I'm like 30 poundsss underweight, ssso it might just be me thinking thatsss.

Right, anywaysss, grunge isss fine.

[that-one-poison-trainer]

fun ekans fact

One day you will have to anssswer for your sinsss, and god might not be so mercsssiful

-TwoTen the Ekans

[demondads]

If based on vibes alone, and not being mean, Pentious I'd say you taste like a nice breakfast tea and /or lemon muffin. Lucifer I'd say caramel apples or apple cider, or maybe just a nice cupcake

"Finally, an anssswer I can get behind!"

"Hm, cupcake's a new one, I'll give you that much!"

[artinclined-jointheartside]

ave taken a while to anssswer cuz a honestly squealed with h yeer answer towards myt worknhe ehehe a d say to use an alt or anon to comment jst cz i rly like readin comments n suggestions, jsut if ya wants to

th the eh bad grammr is a smokescreen as ye;ve seen t t t void bean traccked dwodn, am v v v mstrsutfu mistrustful n jumpy

m still workin on the aforementioned fffic n some otthers as well t the same time, wait n see wait n see

Hope stuff gets better in the end for ya and if it dont t cuz it aint over yet

ta

-J

Also, glad to know you're still working on it! I actually put a private bookmark so I wouldn't lose it, so I'll definitely be checking in periodically.

But yes, I do also understand the concern and feeling jumpy. And I'm very happy to see you're still pushing through. I understand how hard it is.

[ssstupid-sssnake]

Hello there !

I have a blog for Billie Bussst up, yippee ! 🎉🐍🎉

This blog is kinda dead lol, there will be an occasional art every blue moon

Tag guide:

the snake speaks regular textpossstsss and ssstuff

the dragon draws all my art

the fawn skink fantasizes theoriesss and headcanonsss

the reptile is real traditional art plusss craftsss

the dinosaur doodles wipsss, sssketchesss and doodlesss

the crocodile codes things I made in code.org

the mamba makes movies animaticsss/animationsss

scale sculpts thingsss i make out of clay

the worm writes thingsss i wrote

the alligator answers anssswered asssksss

sssometimesss i possst thingsss on the wrong blog btw, jussst ssso yall know

[huggy-kissy-erozikith]

Doing: Three habits that they have.

"Um... Oh! I make sure to drink a lot of water before meeting people! No one wants hugs with ssstinky breath!"

"I like to climb things! I will climb things when I am upssset or bored and it makes me feel better! And even if I fall down, it doesn't hurt a lot!"

"And I make sure everyone who wants hugs gets hugs! It's a good way to make sure people have a good day or make sssure people have a better day!"

[cthonicascendant]

Introject ask game: all the ones that end w/ 2 since it's my favorite number -Wilbur

13 - :)

2. What type of introject are you? (Fictive, factive, etc.)

fictiVe5 the lot of u5

≈technically coco and i are occctivesss. :>~

12. What's your least favourite thing about your source?

>.i die. .that is not very cash money of my source.<

oh come on you recoVer from that

>¿but do I remember it? .no. .because I woke up HERE after dying instead.<

≈will you two ssstop bickering? i don't really have an anssswer for thisss one.~

ok ok fine my turn then uh vvell 5peakin purely about home5tuck canon i dont like the frequent u5e a 5ome 5lur5 or the canon name for chucklehexe5 vvhich i vvont type becau5e i think it5 di5re5pectful like i al5o ju5t dont knovv hovv to put thi5 but 5ome part5 a canon are actually kind a painful to read becau5e a exomemorie5 al5o can i ju5t 5ay the entirety a the epilogue5

13. Any funny exomemories?

>.ok so. .i had a kismesis. .his name is enyali. .anyways, it took us about a sweep to finally start dating. .see, i'm a quadrant anarchist. .he believes quadrants are the Only Way to have romantic relationships. .at the same time enyali and i were flirting. .i was also flirting with melara. .yali also had this...genocide the coldbloods complex. .to put it bluntly. .so he was not a fan of the fact that i was flirting with a seadweller. .especially since none of my quadrants at the time were warmer than teal. .so his deal was, if we were going to be kismeses, i couldn't keep flirting with mel, much less enter a kismesissitude with her as well.< >.backstory out of the way. .after a chat with one of my moirails. .voidsong, to be precise. .i finally made up my mind regarding enyali. .so the next time we met in person - at a party amphit was hosting - i asked him out.< >.specifically, i took a (very much unloaded) pistol, held it to the back of his head and cocked it, and told him when and where to meet me for our first date. .and that he could thank voidsong for all of this.< >.damn bastard couldn't get a coherent sentence out. .it was the funniest fucking thing. .he kept sputtering and trying to yell at me and voidsong at the same time. .he was so mad his face was like. .brick red almost.<

≈...i'm not entirely sssure that isss humorousss by human ssstandardsss?~

>.then human standards are boring.<

<<just remember to trigger tag that.>>

≈let'sss sssee. one of mine isss probably the time i got to fire a particularly... annoying... client of mine.~ ≈back in the empire, my primary passssssion wasss fassshion desssign, and i ran a sssmall busssinessssss doing cussstom work for mossstly purplesss and violetsss. one of my friendsss, amphit, invited me along asss her plusss one for a formal event, and of courssse i had to make her outfit.~ ≈well, who elssse ssshould be there but one murani sssathet? i hated doing work for them, becaussse they were ssso... prissssssy and ssstuck up. they treated me like a ssslave; i ssshudder to think of how they mussst have treated anyone warmer blooded. but unfortunately, they were quite popular within the local coldblood sssocccial cccirclesss, and jussst dropping them would have been terrible for my busssinessssss.~ ≈sssathet and amphit liked to sssnipe at each other. i think they were a little pitch, but that'sss jussst ssspeculation. and what ssshould sssathet choossse to deride about amphit that night but her attire?~ ≈i had gone to get usss sssome drinksss, otherwissse sssathet might have guessssssed that i made amphit'sss dressssss.~ ≈oh, you could have heard a pin drop when i cleared my throat right behind them, in the middle of them making sssome negative comment. i think it might have been about asssymmetric ssseamsss, i'm not sssure. i took great pleasssure in informing them that sssinccce my work wasss ssso sssubssstandard, i would hate to wassste any more of their time and money, and that i wissshed them the bessst of luck in finding a more sssatisssfactory tailor.~

i cant think of any a the funny one5 at the moment 5orry

22. What activities/things remind you of your source?

EVERYTHING IS [HOMESTUCK]~

ye5 thank you glitch vvhat couldnt remind u5 of our 5ource hone5tly

>.i like wearing oversized sweaters. .reminds me of stealing my matesprit's hoodies and such. .i may have mentioned this on this blog ages ago, but it's the only thing that comes to mind.<

i like layin at the bottom of a 5vvimmin pool an 5tarin up at the 5tar5 neVer thought id 5ay thi5 but i mi55 my 5hitty excu5e5 for gill5 you knovv vvhat5 vvor5e than half formed gill5 none at all

≈making clothing in sssome way makesss me feel a bit more at hive, if that countsss.~

[ssswap-ford]

Another cool lion guy! And your mane is a cool... Mmm.. Pink? Whatever it's nice!

Anyways, you do magic tricks? Can you make a ball disappear, then reappear back in a different location? Those were always fun to see!

It'sss actually clossser to red than... fuchsia. And yesss, indeed I can, I am a pretty ssskilled magician

[seasaltstarsstuff]

You sit in a chair in what seems like a court with different styles of architecture all around, gods belonging to almost every pantheon on earth are arguing with eachother while high up above them five beings are sitting on clouds. One a snake the other twins, a crab, gold ram and so on.

Random goddess: they Need to go to the after life of the nearest island nation!

Other god: bah! Absolutely not, they Must go to the after life of their culture in this situation.

The Snake high above the two aruing: Quiet you two! They mussst be sssent to purgatory, indefinitely or until we come up with an anssswer..

Various murmers of agreement and satisfaction are heard from around the large area as you look around with bewilderment. Do I get a say in this? You speak up.

All heads (or bodies) turn to you with anger, or is it curiosity...

The golden ram: it seems that this human would like a choice as to where they go.

Only the various buzzes of the bug gods and goddesses can be heard, no human has ever talked during the trial. The panel of zodiacs murmer in agreement and let you choose your after life

You: I would like to go to ____ please

Twins: as I shall be. *snap!

Poof, you dissappear with the blink of an eye, leaving only an empty seat in the middle of the room and thousands of gods exiting the area

When someone dies, the afterlife they go to is determined by WHERE they died. Dying in Scandinavia sends the soul to Valhalla or Hel, but dying in Greece lands them in Hades, and so on. You have just died in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

[ask-pentious]

Hey eggy…take this and tell nobody!!

hands the “fat man” nuclear bomb

Will do, anonymous boss! - 🥚

Eggy? Are you anssswering questions without m- WHAT DO YOU HAVE!? PUT THAT DEVICssE DOWN AT ONCssE, WHO GAVE THIS TO YOU?! WE DON'T TAKE NUCLEAR DEVICESss FROM STRANGERS! - 🎩🐍

[hissing-head-honcho]

Despite danessa's lack of tits, she's got a great body have you seen it? oh and -takes hat again-

"I'm not honoring that quessstion with an anssswer....AND SSSSTOP SSSSTEALING MY HAT!"