#anssswers

[ssstupid-sssnake]

uh you okay there ?

[huggy-kissy-erozikith]

mwah!

Mwah: Three people they’d like to kiss.

"I cannot kiss, but I can give sssnoot boops! I want to snoot boop everyone! But I can only pick three? That makes me sssad..."

"Pheonix and Barry! I know they are two people but they are always together! Ssso I can't snoot boop one without snoot booping the other!"

"Others say it's hard to get a kiss from Dicenne! I've sssnoot booped him before, but I want to again! It's fun to be able to do what others say is hard! It meansss I'm doing good!"

"I think Kazuro would like a sssnoot boop! So I would give him one, too!"

"Is it okay if I add another? Because I can't forget my bessst friend, Sarcy! I need to give him snoot boops!"

"I would give snoot boopsss to everyone, if they wanted it!"

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Mentions: @straightouttatheashes, @disruptanddisturb, @dicenne, @kazuro-jadefist, and @chillidari

[ssswap-ford]

Why do you hate the others in your universe? is there anyone of them you kinda of like?

I guessss Sssharon isssn't too much of a bother to me. Sssstill annoying though

[that-one-poison-trainer]

fun ekans fact

One day you will have to anssswer for your sinsss, and god might not be so mercsssiful

-TwoTen the Ekans

[artinclined-jointheartside]

ave taken a while to anssswer cuz a honestly squealed with h yeer answer towards myt worknhe ehehe a d say to use an alt or anon to comment jst cz i rly like readin comments n suggestions, jsut if ya wants to

th the eh bad grammr is a smokescreen as ye;ve seen t t t void bean traccked dwodn, am v v v mstrsutfu mistrustful n jumpy

m still workin on the aforementioned fffic n some otthers as well t the same time, wait n see wait n see

Hope stuff gets better in the end for ya and if it dont t cuz it aint over yet

ta

-J

Also, glad to know you're still working on it! I actually put a private bookmark so I wouldn't lose it, so I'll definitely be checking in periodically.

But yes, I do also understand the concern and feeling jumpy. And I'm very happy to see you're still pushing through. I understand how hard it is.

[seasaltstarsstuff]

You sit in a chair in what seems like a court with different styles of architecture all around, gods belonging to almost every pantheon on earth are arguing with eachother while high up above them five beings are sitting on clouds. One a snake the other twins, a crab, gold ram and so on.

Random goddess: they Need to go to the after life of the nearest island nation!

Other god: bah! Absolutely not, they Must go to the after life of their culture in this situation.

The Snake high above the two aruing: Quiet you two! They mussst be sssent to purgatory, indefinitely or until we come up with an anssswer..

Various murmers of agreement and satisfaction are heard from around the large area as you look around with bewilderment. Do I get a say in this? You speak up.

All heads (or bodies) turn to you with anger, or is it curiosity...

The golden ram: it seems that this human would like a choice as to where they go.

Only the various buzzes of the bug gods and goddesses can be heard, no human has ever talked during the trial. The panel of zodiacs murmer in agreement and let you choose your after life

You: I would like to go to ____ please

Twins: as I shall be. *snap!

Poof, you dissappear with the blink of an eye, leaving only an empty seat in the middle of the room and thousands of gods exiting the area

When someone dies, the afterlife they go to is determined by WHERE they died. Dying in Scandinavia sends the soul to Valhalla or Hel, but dying in Greece lands them in Hades, and so on. You have just died in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

[hissing-head-honcho]

Despite danessa's lack of tits, she's got a great body have you seen it? oh and -takes hat again-

"I'm not honoring that quessstion with an anssswer....AND SSSSTOP SSSSTEALING MY HAT!"

[knavestrolls]

Since you seem to study culture so much, Koreki. Do you tend to study like- Specific blood caste groups? Like I'm not talking in general like lowbloods/midbloods/highbloods. I'm talking more so like... Purplebloods in a whole, or seadwellers in a whole or Goldbloods in a whole. If you had to decide, which blood caste would you say is the most fascinating?

Now that'sssss a very good quesssstion! I find that I'm more interessssted in groupssss of multiple blood cassstesss and how that affectssss the community... Indigo or Violetsss are probably the mossst fasscinating to me, asss they tend to have the mossst range. Fussschiasss are the leassst overall. There'ssss ssssome great ssstoriessss to be had, but there'ssss a lot of rinssse and repeat. Not to sssay I mind that, jussst to anssswer your quessstion.

[brandonwayneb]

ssseriously my name is caSSy and I'm not anssswering NOTHING!

caSSy 100%

I am seriously CASSY ONLY!!

and I will CAST CASTLE AND SEA!!

Kassy 100

Oye! sSers

Cassy SSSubjects

[ssstupid-sssnake]

Hello there !

I have a blog for Billie Bussst up, yippee ! 🎉🐍🎉

This blog is kinda dead lol, there will be an occasional art every blue moon

Tag guide:

the snake speaks regular textpossstsss and ssstuff

the dragon draws all my art

the fawn skink fantasizes theoriesss and headcanonsss

the reptile is real traditional art plusss craftsss

the dinosaur doodles wipsss, sssketchesss and doodlesss

the crocodile codes things I made in code.org

the mamba makes movies animaticsss/animationsss

scale sculpts thingsss i make out of clay

the worm writes thingsss i wrote

the alligator answers anssswered asssksss

sssometimesss i possst thingsss on the wrong blog btw, jussst ssso yall know

[huggy-kissy-erozikith]

Doing: Three habits that they have.

"Um... Oh! I make sure to drink a lot of water before meeting people! No one wants hugs with ssstinky breath!"

"I like to climb things! I will climb things when I am upssset or bored and it makes me feel better! And even if I fall down, it doesn't hurt a lot!"

"And I make sure everyone who wants hugs gets hugs! It's a good way to make sure people have a good day or make sssure people have a better day!"

[ssswap-ford]

Another cool lion guy! And your mane is a cool... Mmm.. Pink? Whatever it's nice!

Anyways, you do magic tricks? Can you make a ball disappear, then reappear back in a different location? Those were always fun to see!

It'sss actually clossser to red than... fuchsia. And yesss, indeed I can, I am a pretty ssskilled magician

[ambermarkoto]

On page 8 you'll find Ssstan and hisss parentsss. Don't ask why Ssstan and hisss dad wear sssleaved shirtsss, I don't even know the anssswer to that one.

Get your family the Winssston & Friendsss digital coloring book today! Perfect for every kind of family! Link below 👇👇👇

[deltachapel]

what would happen if gustal had to work at mcdonalds

🌪: I'M GOING TO INTERPRET THISSSSS ASSSS A QUESSSSTION FOR ME, BECAUSSSSE I LIKE ANSSSWERING THESE. SSSSSO, MCDONALDSSSSS, HUH? GOOD OLD GOLDEN ARCHESSSS. I HATE THE PLACCCE!!! NAHAHAH!!! EVERYTHING SSSSSUCKSSSSS THERE!! THE FRIESSSS ARE TOO COLD AND SSSALTY, THEIR SSSSSALADSSSSSS ARE HONESSSSTLY POOR EXXXXXCUSESSSS FOR FOOD, AND YOU CAN NEVER GET ANY ANGEL DAMN ICCCCCE CREAM!!! BUT, I SSSSUPPOSSSE IF I HAD TO WORK THERE, I COULD USSSSSE A LITTLE AEROKENISSSSISSSS TO GET THOSE DAMN MACHINESSSS WORKING, AND THEN DISSSTRIBUTE THE ICCCCE CREAM FOR HALF THE PRICCCCE!!! SSSSURE, I'D GET FIRED, BUT WHO NEEDSSSSS MONEY WHEN YOU HAVE SSSSTATSSSSS LIKE MINE??!?

[licentious-sanguinity]

"Oh my gosh, no way! You're sooo pretty--who does you hair, I gotta know, it's so shiny and silky!" ( @hellshellions )

Well, that certainly wasn’t a compliment he was expecting. But he certainly wasn’t about to be mad at such flattering praise, either. He idly turns from where he was sitting at his table to face whoever had piped up, his iced coffee still raised to his mouth, only to lower it down as his lips curl into a smirk at the sight of a rather pretty demon, his tail giving a curious flick as he chuckles. “Well, well, aren’t you a flatterer? You’re not ssssso bad looking yourself, you know.”

After a moment, he moves to give a strand of his hair an idle flick over his shoulder with a claw, still smirking rather toothily. “To anssswer your question, darling, no one made my hair thisss way. It’ssss all natural. Like it?” He lets his hair sprout up into it’s hood-shape with a brief snapping sound, like an umbrella being blown open, showing off all of the large glittering green eyes within, heart shaped pupils focusing intently on their spectator.

[sirserpentine]

The surprise, the inner gut punch of the question didn't show in any other way, than how Pentious' tail stopped rocking Fred for one split second. The snake still smiled at Angel, the expression unwavering.

"I didn't."

He lifted his tail up so Fred could roll onto his lap and scooped the egg into his arms, right next to Frank who was already there. He smooched the shell atop Fred's head before chuckling at Angel. "...Unless you counted the wayward rats that would barge in through every nook and cranny of the house."

It was better to leave it at that. A story for another time, perhaps. Especially now that he had just managed to help pull Angel from the pits. Couldn't fall into it himself. Stiff upper lip!

"Let's see, let's see... there's many options!" he said, tapping his claw on his chin. "You're an actor, so you must like charades, right? We could do that. And since we now hang about in the same circles, we could play a particularly fun version, where we need to pretend to be someone both of us know. Either by acting them out, or by answering Yes and No questions about them. And you can make the questions as wild as possible. And if either of us doesn't want to anssswer a question about them, there will be a penalty!" Hopefully the idea sounded as fun to Angel as it did to Pentious. He offered a slightly uncertain grin.

"...How does that sound? We can do sssomething else too!"

Angel smiled a light smile as he listened, very quick to adopt some fondness into his own gaze. No, he concluded, Pentious should not be here. Not if he was so gentle, with so much love in his heart.

The way the snake handled each Egg Boi, the way he talked about them, was only how Angel could have dreamed someone would care about him. Looking in Pentious' eyes right now made him feel like, maybe, Pentious was that someone.

"Gosh, that's insightful. You had kids or pets or somethin'?" Angel asked, perhaps not thinking it all the way through. He often didn't run his numbers before he spoke, but with the Egg Boi clinging to him, his attention was split, and he was even less likely to think about what he was saying right now.

He laughed a little and tried to pry him off his leg.

"'Cause you're great with readin' people, I swear, Pen. You're like the only guy I know whose henchmen actually like him."

Alastor's 'henchmen' didn't count, did they? As far as Angel knew, they were just spirits he summoned. Then there was Angel's own life, and he'd just about been a henchman to his father, back in his mafia days. He couldn't say with total honesty that he'd enjoyed being someone's lackey.

When his legs were free of that goofy egg, he patted him on his head (shell?) and waved him on his way.

"What were those parlor games ya mentioned? I guess I'll give 'em a chance. If everyone back in your day stood around playin' 'em, they can't be too stupid."