#anon night

[jeremy-lockhart]

Describe your perfect date

That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.

[giggle-me-this]

Best fuck that you're reluctant to admit to?

"I wouldn't say I'm 'reluctant' to admit this...I just wouldn't have admitted it out loud while I was still with my ex. Best fuck in recent memory was definitely Dylan—and if you're going to run off and gossip about it, please let her know that she can send me into subspace again any time she likes."

@vilcuks

[soledad-archer]

Heard there might be some trouble in paradise... want to set the record straight?

Paradise for me is when I'm on the field. Everything is great there and our team is having a fantastic season. With Quidditch I have everything I need.

[the-hobgoblins]

Do you mean to say, you're back to being Morrigan's bitch, Oz?

[Music in headphones is turned up to maximum volume]

[virtuoshosh]

So as the leader of the band, how do you call the creatures to heel?

"Ew, I'm not even going to dignify that with a response..."

"...but I am kind of giving Band Leader Energy, right? Everyone always assumes it's Cass, but I think that's total bullsh—" [Piper frantically disconnects Shosh's Livestream AMA]

[theoxthesis]

When will you realise that Max is using you to get a positive review in your report? She's literally a spy. You're doing exactly what she wants.

Many years ago, Theo's therapist suggested she make a list every time she experienced anxiety over making some sort of decision.

The above is what Theo herself wrote in the "Cons" column of her "Pros & Cons List for Sleeping with a Co-Worker."

The "Pros" column included:

But she's hot

Her apartment is so clean

Great taste in wine

She's not in my direct management chain so is it really even a question of ethics??

SHE'S HOT

[wixcollective]

Anon Night Links~

Links to all participating characters' ask pages below the cut!

Dylan

Jeremy

Sol

Robin

Maeko or Oz

Piper

Nate or another f***ing Pinnock

Shosh or Sascha

Quinn

Theo

The Free Trader Beowulf Safehouse

Loxley

Sonder

Rhett

Katie

Penny

Freddy

Verlie

Dani

Justin

Squib City Bitch (Delilah + Axel)

Val

Ainsley

Linden

Clem

Elliot

Max

Dona or Catelyn or Joulie

Kamala

Cass

Xiomara or Leocadie or Aurelie

Kyrie or Kalani

[linnea-quinn]

FMK: Freddy, Tierney, Linden

"Marry Freddy, my dearest darling, without a shadow of a doubt. I'd do it tomorrow after Charms class if she asked. And, listen...I'm aware that T and Lin are currently in the 'off' portion of their on-again-off-again epic romance, but...I may have recently caught them in a compromising situation in a very interesting secret subterranean dungeon chamber, and...well, who of sound mind and body would turn down an invite to be the cheese in a sandwich like that?"

[katiethxrne]

Can you do anything right?

"I can do your Mum right."

[ftbhedges]

What are the unspoken rules of FTB?

"No elitist bullshit. We're all on the same team, here."

"Cheating and conspiring in-game is fine, but the Push leaderboard is sacred."

"If you finish a box of cereal or bag of coffee, just be an adult and replace it."

"Don't fuck with our cute lil' zombie in the upstairs closet, ya know what's good for ya."

"Definitely don't wear Xiomara's clothes, or peep inside that box on the shelf in the closet where she keeps the most delightful pink sparkly toy made a silicon—even if it was a totally honest mistake!"

[halfbreedhawkins]

So you're saying you turned down a proposal to mate with an honorable wolf from a good family because it wasn't the 'Clan way,' and now you're on your knees full-on presenting for the witch daughter of Death Eaters? Isn't that a little hypocritical—not to mention stupid? She'll never be able to give you what you want, not like a real wolf could.

"How dare you, you know next to nothing about the situation between myself and Joey - and I will have you know that the "Clan Way" is our way and the least she could have done. It is about the disrespect she showed me when others in our community were more than willing to do the same to secure alliances -- You know what, I don't have to explain myself to you. Joey made the wrong choices time and time again even after I voiced every time what I needed from her and she still ignored me! Still wanted to take the choices and decisions and my feeling out of the equation - she isn't the girl I fell for. Joey isn’t... she isn't what I want anymore."

"You are crass, and a coward and weak. You talk behind a curtain of anonymity because you're scared what is going to happen if I find out who you are. I may be a semi-functing pacifist but I will still kick you ass out of self-defense. Or at the very least tell my "death eater girlfriend" who I am sure would be more than happy to chat with you."

[jeremy-lockhart]

Hey baker boy. How big is it?

Well my bakery is about 120 m^2. If you’re asking about the breads and pastries it varies. Is there anything particular you’re looking for?

[giggle-me-this]

Why are you like this?

"You mean, unbelievably clever and charming? A total delight to be around? Just as good with my hands as I am with my mouth? It does seem unfair, doesn't it?"

[thedailyurich]

What was your debut article written on and do you still think it's good?

"Not my best work but a pretty good article, paid for it with a concussion though. It was a piece on a street gang that was using some higher end tech. Y'know the type. Made from materials from all these heroes, villains, and aliens leave lying around after fights. They were just a bunch of punks but the article gave enough info to get one of them tracked down and arrested. They didn't like that and found me after dark to take a cheap shot at me. Maybe would have died too if it weren't for their toy blowing up grabbing the attention of some street cops. That's when I realized what I do has real consequences but can really make a difference."

[the-hobgoblins]

Still breaking hearts and bending fate, Mae?

After her home was invaded by Mathis’ goons, Maeko climbed up to the roof of a nearby building and waited until sunrise, to see if the slumlord would actually make good on the threat his lackeys had promised. 

He did. Maeko watched as Borgin and Burkes allowed Mathis through its front doors, and then she felt the old building’s allegiance change—a grinding ache, deep in her bone marrow, that physically immobilized her for just under a quarter hour. She shivered with sweat and clutched at her ribs on that grimy rooftop until at last the wards severed completely, releasing her.

She scrambled down to the alley, weaving in and out of dawn’s shadows until she reached Justin’s flat near the Diagon Alley Menagerie. Knowing Justin was in Brazil visiting family for the holidays, Maeko let herself in.

A post owl tapped on the window, nearly spooking Mae out of her skin. She hastily let the creature in, and was surprised to find it held a note with her name on it.

The piece of parchment, which contained one single, cryptic line, was left unsigned. 

But it didn’t need to be. Maeko recognized the handwriting.

“How in seven fucking hells did you even find me?” Maeko spat accusingly (and rather unfairly) at the owl. It tilted its head a full 45 degrees, as if to say, is this witch really yelling at ME right now? 

Scowling, Maeko grabbed a blank piece of parchment from Justin’s cluttered desk and scrawled:

Did you know all that was going to happen, you prick? Have you just been sitting around in Scotland for three fucking years, waiting until you could say ‘ I told you so ’ ??

Her hand shook, and she dropped the quill. 

After a moment, Maeko added:

Why didn’t you warn me, Tucker? Are you really that pissed at me for leaving? Why wouldn’t you tell me what would happen if I came back to this awful fucking place?

She held up the quivering piece of parchment, eyes darting over what she’d written. Then, with a single thought toward the conduit that now adorned her finger, the letter exploded in an unnatural burst of black smoke and flame.

She dropped it, still smoldering, into the wastebasket. She shooed the owl back out the window, and snuck out of the flat. And then Maeko ran, and she didn’t look back.

[virtuoshosh]

Shosh- How's Clem?

"Wait, why—have you heard something? Did they call from the—? I mean, uh...how should I know? Sorry, I gotta go..."