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notbecauseofvictories · 9 months

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the unintentionally hilarious side-effect of reading adult books as a preteen pure and ignorant as the stupid snow is that you will spend a number of years going "it seems like these two characters want to...do things to each other? special, married sorts of things? is that.....allowed?"

at the time it will be baffling, but in hindsight it was so, so funny.

#just for some context: I read anne rice before I knew gay people existed.#do you know how immensely funny it is for ''the vampire lestat'' to teach you that maybe two men want to kiss each other #do you know how much FUNNIER that will get with each passing year #especially! each time the author comes out and tells you that NO THEY ABSOLUTELY DON'T WANT TO KISS #anne sweetie I didn't even know gay people existed and still clocked your homosexual subtext. in fifth grade.#give the fuck up.

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